Author has written 68 stories for Merlin, Misc. Movies, Harry Potter, Great Gatsby, Wizard of Oz, Misc. Books, Lion King, Another Cinderella Story, Alex Rider, Law and Order: SVU, Star Trek: 2009, NCIS, Bones, Sky High, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Beka Cooper series, White Collar, Rizzoli & Isles, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Ouran High School Host Club, Sailor Moon, Numb3rs, Pirates of the Caribbean, Circle of Magic, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Thor, CSI, Beastly, Sherlock, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, and NCIS: Los Angeles.

Hi there. :) I'm May, Not The Month. Be warned, I am a very slow updater, BUT NOTHING IS ABANDONED. I read more than I write and I barely have time to read, so no promises on when anything will be finished. If it helps, I'm no good with cliffhangers, so that's one concern you won't have. Also, I'm over on AO3 now (aHostileRainbow) but everything is posted here first.

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Quotes

Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive. Josephine Hart

His voice doesn't even quiver noticeably, and in a moment of wild speculation Hanatarou wonders if this is what it's like to be brave. –Gaining Respect, a Bleach oneshot

Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane. – William Dement

"Life isn’t divided into genres. It’s a horrifying, romantic, tragic, comical, science-fiction cowboy detective novel. You know, with a bit of pornography if you're lucky." – Alan Moore

Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide. – Napoleon Bonaparte

So I asked the raven as he passed by/ I said, “Tell me, raven, why’d you make the sky?”/ “The moon and stars, threw them high/ I needed someplace to be flying.” -Kiya Heartwood, "Wyoming Wind"

"Unicorns exist." "Yep. Shiny pompous bastards. Ooh, look at me, I only go near virgins. Like virgins are any fun anyway." - Confessions of a Male Escort, an HP/Supernatural xover

“But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "otherwise you wouldn't have come here."
-Alice in Wonderland

"That's the thing about Hogwarts. No matter how long you're away from it, there's always a way back." - Darren Criss

“Hope cannot be said to exist, nor can it be said not to exist. It is just like roads across the earth. For actually the earth had no roads to begin with, but when many men pass one way, a road is made.” ― Lu Xun

"The most authentic thing about us is our capacity to create, to overcome, to endure, to transform, to love and to be greater than our suffering." -Ben Okri

"What are you?"

"To define is to limit."

- Oscar Wilde

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Blanket Disclaimer: If you recognize it from canon, I don't own it. It belongs to the respective author, screenwriter, artist, etc... I am not making any money from my stories. I post for fun and temporary plunnie relief.

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Works in Progress

Love and a Lakeside: Chapter 4 -- 416 words 30% complete

The McGee File (for Crazy4NCIS): Chapter 2 -- 702 words 25% complete

Insubordination: Chapter 4 -- 1257 words 28% complete

Untitled Alex Rider: Chapter 1 -- 2225 words 80% complete

It Was The Tea!: Chapter 7 -- planned 0% complete

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