NEJITEN OBSESSOR!

Hello, I'm too-much-romance. If you think my name is self-explanatory, think again. I don't like typing bad words, but I curse all the time in Tagalog and sometimes Japanese. I type neatly as a habit and my YouTube name is "freemovies411". You can ask me on YouTube for future scenes in the story if you don't want to wait for an update. I'll only accept if you agree to give me a good review. I used to originally tell my stories through YouTube so my comments...those aren't even half of them. I copy and save them somewhere else, and then delete them on my channel.

Basic Information

Name: Sayoshi-sensei

Nationality: Pinay (Filipino) -I'm Asian, so stop calling me Chinese!-

Gender: Female

Age: 14

Birthday: December 1st

Grade: 10th Grade

Hair Color: Dark Brown (Black)

Eye Color: Black

Most Distinguishable feature (I'm gonna kill Ren): Mustache

My Hobbies: Story Writing, Video Games, Piano Playing, Talking smack to myself 24/7, annoying Kuya at every turn

My rule of life: I bug him, he bugs me, and the universe is at peace.

My Favorite made up saying: I have a life. I just choose to spend it online.

DarkDuei's favorite made up saying: This is what happens when you stay in band for too long; letters past G don't matter to you.

My Catch Phrase: I'm a romance writer. It comes with the deal.

DarkDuei's Catch Phrase: Out of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most.

My Catch Word: Nako! ("God!" in Tagalog which DarkDuei responds with "Yes?")

Personality: Too shy to do or say much of anything, but when I do, I can never get right to the point. I often repeat myself in saying how obsessed I am with Nejiten and how much I hate this or that. I have low-self esteem (since no Filipino is modest).

Side Notes: I have good memory (in piano, or just when I want to). I don't have good hearing. Not in a way that I'll need medication, but just so that I keep asking "Huh?" or "What?" or "..." and I'll just walk into my room wondering what happened. My Nejiten series story is 184 pages long in Microsoft Word, and the font size is 15. "DarkDuei" or "Ren" or just "Kuya" (sometimes "Jobeth") might occasionally be mentioned in some places. If you want to know who he is, just spam his comment box when you search his name up on YouTube. If you do spam him, thank you in advance and please don't say it's from me. (We mess around with each other a lot. It's all good fun.)

Animes/Manga (they stopped being in order and some point)

Naruto (Such a Narutard)

Digimon (Finished the 1st Adventure, my favorite so far; starting on the 2nd; English dub)

Zatch Bell/Konjiki no Gash (Prefer English)

One Piece (English only)

Princess Tutu (started because of this vid: http:// youtube . com/watch ? v=tHZqxecCukg) (Remove the spaces) (It's a really awesome anime)

Kashimashi (13 eppies! I miss the drama! T.T)

Princess Princess (21 eppies I think?)

Jungle Wa Itsumo Hale Nochi Guu (Kinda...)

Mahoromatic (This is where my pervertedness derives from...)

Elfen Lied (Duei's sister likes it for the blood!?)

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai/When They Cry(barely...)

Case Closed/Detective Konan (It's getting kinda boring and I'm almost finished with all the English dubbed. T.T)

School Days (WILL watch)

School Rumble (WILL watch)

Ouran High School Host Club (Just finished. Epic as expected. ~o~)

Death Note (WILL watch)

Ahiru no Oujisama (Manga only; I found it looking for Princess Tutu. It's cute. :D)

No Bra (No comment. XD)

Fruits Basket/Furuba (Manga only; I'm trying to find the anime though. Help? Japanese version plz :D)

Now for the personal stuff:

I call myself 'too-much-romance' or 't-m-r' because that's all I focus on. Romance. Sometimes drama, but that's all I can think about. Not even romance, more like love. Yes, yes, even at a young age, I dared myself to be in love -laughs-. Being in love gave me hope, innocence, and good grades believe it or not. I adored that feeling of my tongue getting tied when I was around him, and I adored having only one long, continuous class instead of 6 separate ones to be with him. -starts singing Monmon-sensei/Mrs. Wriggly's Lovesick/Agonize song from Zatch/Gash Bell.- -freaking confused with the Japanese and English names-

Naruto Couples

Nejiten; Neji and Tenten - One true pairing and my current and longest obsession. If you are a NejiHina or NejiSaku fan, watch out. I'M COMING AFTER YOU! (or at least one of my friends who doesn't have as much control of their beliefs as I do... -o- )

ShikaTema; Shikamari; Shikamaru and Temari - It's canon, folks. I think that ShikaIno is more interesting and a lot more fun to support, but...ShikaTema. It's gonna happen whether I like it or not, so don't send me some hate mail about it. It could go either way in mind...

Naruhina; Naruto and Hinata - Most of the population support it. It's cute, she deserves him, and it's only fair. I, however, am quite fine with NaruSaku or KibaHina (or ShinoHina) instead.

SasuSaku; Sasuke and Sakura - It's cute, it's canon, and she really cares. Perfection to perfection. Following the character descriptions in other animes, SasuSaku is very likely to happen. I, however, am PERFECTLY fine with LeeSaku or NaruSaku (but LeeSaku over NaruSaku).

Sasuten; Sasuke and Tenten - I'm sorry, but I find it very cute and somehow much more tolerable than NejiSaku even though few can tell me the actual difference between NejiSaku and Sasuten due to the prodigy coupling shtuff. -HUGE SWEATDROP- Seriously, can ANYBODY tell me the sincere difference? But back to Sasuten, I prefer a triangle of SasuTenNeji (join the club on DA) because of prodigies trying to impress a Haruhi-Fujioka-like-girl. XD; -shot trying to compare them- SasuTenNeji, but usually, only if Neji wins. ;) You know me.

More opinions on couples on its way...

Random Quotes

DA - Deviant Art

FF - Fanfiction.net (here)

YT - YouTube

CH - Chapter

Bya - NakoudoByakugan (FF)

RL - Real Life

TV - Television show

Whether you like sunken-eyed psychos or angsty bastards, we've got you covered! - Uchiha Anonymous

My name is Sasuke Uchiha. I hate a lot of things and I don't particularly like anything. What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality. I'm going to restore my clan and destroy a certain someone. - Sasuke Uchiha

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night. That is the moment for a ninja to strike. - Sasuke Uchiha

Damn straight! I'm a ninja genius! - Sasuke Uchiha (Episode 101)

No matter what happens, no matter how far away we'll be, I believe we'll meet again, and that I'll find peace within your arms. - Sasuke and Naruto

No caged bird sings louder than me. - Neji

Tenten; and now she turns this way, she moves in the logic of all my dreams. I realize that nothing's as it seems. - Neji thinking of Tenten

You have always been at my side...The least I can do is to be beside you at the end. I know it cannot be...but...I'd like to go where you have gone. How I wish I could join you there. - Zabuza to Haku

In the ninja world, those who break the rules and regulations are called trash. But those who don't care about their companions are even worse than trash. - Uchiha Obito

We always have our windows open to our personal life, but it is up to us to control the shade. - Mrs. Harrison (Cosby Show)

What's with all the candy? It looks like a pinata threw up. - Mr. Mosby (The Suite Life of Zack and Cody)

"How can you be so insensitive?"

"Years of practice."

- Edwin and Derek (Life with Derek)

Be careful with her heart. You might not realize how deep the wounds may go or may be. - Kei (Neji's housekeeper/cook)

We are shinobi and because of that, you cannot let contempt get the best of you. That kind of weakness will ultimately hold you down. - Maito Gai

You're playing with the hearts of three men and a dog. You really are youthful. - Maito Gai

You know, it's common for one of the boys to fall in love with the only girl in three-man cells. Perhaps one of you shall fall in love with our wonderful flower! - Maito Gai

Today, students, I have taken the liberty of scheduling your training sessions in order to enhance your weak points! Remember that it is only through rigorous and repetitive training that young aspiring ninja become truly succesful. - Maito Gai

Neji and Lee are so silly. It's like when two brothers have pointless fights for dominance when they both know they're dead equal, or like when siblings fight over the last piece of gyoza. Besides, they both get so excited when the other does better, even when they don't say so. It makes them strive to out do each other and therefore pushes them to always be at the top of their game. It makes them twice, or maybe three times as strong as they are when they're fightning together than when they're fighting alone. - Tenten

We are the masters of the unsaid words, but slaves of those we let slip out. - An Akatsuki member

Because I'm not alone, I can flap my wings...to infinite, higher, and never ending horizons... - Tenten

He found her sitting beneath a tree, calmly humming to herself as she polished an already blinding lei sword. Her usually warm brown eyes were focused on the task at hand. Her dark brown hair, as always, was tied up in two buns. Her pink cheongsam-style shirt was stained slightly with wax and steel polish, but other than that, she seemed no different. - Neji finding Tenten in her spare time

The passion of youth burn strongly in both of you, together with the power of youth you shall succeed! Do your best to make Gai-sensei proud! - Rock Lee

Enjoy your youth while you can. - Rock Lee

Naruto-kun! Please be my first! - Rock Lee (Episode 193)

All of us have only one thing in common...one shared fate...Death. - Neji Hyuga

Bitter crimson tears flow from lifeless eyes and mingle with the endless sands bestowing ever greater power upon the Demon God. - Gaara of the Desert

Being Hokage is to promise to die to protect the village. - 4th Hokage

Well, he is definitely not the nicest cookie in the jar. - Ino

"Fool, you lie."

"I do not. Come and see! I tell you it is as I have said."

"When such a thing occurs, first the sky shall have to turn green and fall on our heads."

"Then wear a helmet in preparation, because it will no doubt occur."

"Fine. I go, if only to silence you."

- Two Hyuga talking

With his years of experience and with his Byakugan activated, understanding dawned on the Hyuga Clan Head like the light of the sun rising over the horizon. - Realization finally hitting Hiashi

Hyuga were used to being compared to birds. Hiashi and Hizashi had been known as the Twin Eagles of Konoha when they were young Jounin striking fear into the hearts of their enemies. Hinata had been often compared to a dove, both admiringly and not. Neji referred to himself as a caged bird often enough that his relatives could mouth along with him whenever he started. With their aquiline profiles and extraordinary vision they even resembled the avian creatures. But Hanabi was, without doubt, not a bird. The youngest of the Hyuga heirs was quite probably a cat reincarnated into human form. The quiet arrogance; the outraged disbelief that anyone would stand in her way whenever she was thwarted; the great liking for dairy products. These were only a few of the ways that Hanabi betrayed her essentially feline nature. And of course her curiosity. Utterly, fearlessly curious, the young Hyuga had never seen a mystery without wanting to know every last strand of it. She interrupted the cooking; she peered unashamedly at the seals of her Branch House relatives; she demanded explanations for everything that occurred. She did not care if she offended people, or if she hurt their feelings, or if whatever matter she was investigating was ultimately of very little consequence. She wanted to know everything. - Most Hyuga are birds, but Hanabi is a cat

The POWER and GRACE of the fight between my TWO YOUTHFUL TEAMMATES have inspired me! I will attempt to emulate Tenten's aerial grace and Neji's elegant form. - Lee after seeing a spar between Neji and Tenten

It was a once-in-a-lifetime sight, something that was as rare and strange as seeing Gai-sensei in a color aside from green, or Kakashi being punctual. It was also a lot more amusing. Because really, who wouldn't like to see the Hyuga Neji with his ear plastered against a door, looking like an eavesdropper in a sitcom? Now, in a sitcom, this would be the point where in A, the door opens suddenly, banging him in the face and probably bloodying his nose, and he would proceed to stagger comically about the area, groaning; or B, the owner of the door would come up from behind him, asking in a flat tone, "What on earth are you doing, Neji?" (Queue laugh-track) - Hyuga Neji eavesdropping on Tenten

People always ask me what do I like most. I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast, but I always tell them, "I like toast." - Unknown

Fighting over the internet is like participating in the Special Olympics. Whether you win or lose, you're still a retard - Unknown

I am the thing that keeps you up at night. I am the one who haunts every dark corner of your mind. - Slade (Teen Titans)

Be a leader, not a flower. - A crazy drunk guy named George

Umm...you did what with your huh? - KatanaKikana (FF)

When I was young, I thought that if you swallowed watermelon seeds, you'd grow watermelons from your stomach...I'm a little scared... - Hatsuharu Sohma

YAOI!! - KatanaKikana, Bren, and occasionally Jamie (Kimeta-san)

I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression that I care. - KatanaKikana

You're going to end up digging ditches or having a baby that you can't take care of! And it'll die! Baby killers don't care though. - KatanaKikana's math teacher (not directed at Kikana)

When I die, bury me upside-down so the world can kiss my ass! - Tai Kinko (friend of Chinchilla Ninja Leah of FF)

...Sexy pizza leg? - Mia (friend of Chinchilla Ninja Leah)

You know you're watching too much anime when your hair starts to defy gravity. - The Twins (two friends of Kuya)

"I will ride you into the sunset!!"

"What?"

- Conversation between Farmer man and Juubi the cow

So ironic that a heart made by man, when broken is easily fixed. But a human heart can last a lifetime. - followtheformat (of DA)

Well...the king believes I need a...companion, of sorts. And since you are the most annoying, freakish looking thing I have ever laid eyes on, I choose you. - ShadesOfGrey85 (DA)

Don't hug strangers, you'll get fleas! - ShadesOfGrey85's mother

A smile is a curve that straightens things out! - haluku (DA)

Me: Good morning, moon!

Moon: MORNING?! HOLY CRAP, I OVERSLEPT!

- Unknown

Dude, it is smut. Spread on your toast - Natsuko Burning (FF)

I may be stupid, but I'm smart enough to kick your ass! And I can...Oh wait, what were we talking about again? - Chie AKA Chinchilla Ninja Leah (FF)

A picture may hold a thousand words, but words can paint a picture only visible to the mind's eye. - Eve AKA I.heart.Hatake.Kakashi (FF)

He said: Why do you wear a bra when you've got nothing to put in it?

She said: You wear pants, don't you?

- IrisEclipsed (FF) or UrukiWindDemon (DA)

Hellooo, student of mine! Glad to see you up and in the highest of spirits! I trust that your health is good, which is only right, since health is wealth! And although it's not really wealth as in monetary value, I'm still happy. - Gai (syaoran no hime's Bokia 6600 story)

Accept my humble gift that cost me my quarterly allowance, my student of mine! - Gai (same as aforementioned)

B-But Leo had already pick up the bottle of lavender in the trash can! - Tenten (same as aforementioned)

But when he was pissed, he really was pissed. Then like a true volcano which was his epithet, he would be strangely calm, and seconds later- BLAM! He would explode with such frightening, destructive force. His taijutsu and ninjutsu skills like hot molten lava that would scorch to death anyone who tried to get in his way. - Neji's teammates thinking of his pissed state (same as aforementioned)

When I say that I am going to avenge my clan and kill in retaliation to what my brother has done to the clan and to me, I'm not sure if it would be the correct thing to do. My brother murdered my family, his family, and when I think about it, everything becomes confusing and anger takes over me. I also seem to wish that Itachi would have apologized though. - Sasuke (Akira.Sora's Ask Over and Over story)

You had best watch yourself. Ino's mad and while hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, a woman scorned has no wrath like a pissed off Ino with my help. - NakoudoByakugan (Bya's Interview story CH 14)

Infinitian: If you cut all your bonds, then why did you feel it was necessary to say Sakura's name when you saw her after 2.5 years? Can you honestly say all the time you were with her and Naruto, all the times you saved her life, even when she confessed everything, and offered to give herself up for you, you felt nothing whatsoever?

Sasuke: Sakura has given me a friendship, one that even I wouldn't be able to forget. I feel something deep within myself that has to do with her. I'm not sure what it is yet.

- A SasuSaku hinter by an Infinitian

Die...you are an idiot. Are you not self-aware or were you just born mentally retarded? You have justified your depleting knowledge by doing just what your brother told you to. Wouldn't it have been wiser to ignore him and live your life without giving Itachi the satisfaction of knowing how much he's hurt you? Naruto...Sakura...Konoha has raised you and nurtured you and supported your ungrateful emo ass and this is how you repay them? Why bother anyone by existing? Go crawl back into Itachi's pussy where you came from. - Somebody on Bya's Interview story ranting on Sasuke

"Why are you so hot?"

"Because I'm cool like that."

- A random arrogant conversation I made...

The reason why I think everything is so troublesome is because in order for me to determine if any activity requires my full input is a complicated and lengthy task, requiring several minutes of my time, which is precious enough. Furthermore, any item of work that I can evade simply by labeling it 'troublesome' is clearly not worth my attention. Therefore, in theory and rather often in practice, if I call it troublesome and the issue in particular continues to present itself, then I shall deem it worth of my, to use the vernacular, giving a damn. - Shikamaru in Bya's Interview story

The worst mission would be the Boston Tea Party. Can you imagine it? Hurling boxes of the greatest non-alcoholic drink in the world into a watery grave? It's madness! That was an uncalled for blow by the Americans if you ask me. - Chouji in Bya's Interview story

One man's not empty plate is another's felony. - Bya (SOMEBODY EXPLAIN!)

My longest period of fasting is eight hours, when I sleep. - Chouji in Bya's Interview story

This DRINK, if you can call it that, is a travesty to all things liquidy and meant to be ingested. It is the most despicable thing I have ever had the displeasure of putting in m mouth, and I read the fanfictions, I KNOW what you people put in my mouth. - Chouji ranting on a Frappicino (sp?) in Bya's Interview story

I have different morals from other people. My quest for power is to complete vengeance. To that end, I am willing to sacrifice my life; however, I can't afford to play by the rules, especially because my foe refuses to do the same. In deciding to do so, I appear more malevolent towards others, but that is because of my fear that any who gets close to me will feel Itachi's wrath. That bastard. - Sasuke explaining his emo-ism in Bya's Interview story

Well, see, I used to use mousse, but then, it just didn't feel right, so I tried ultra-strength conditioner. Let me tell you, ultra-strength conditioner, and conditioner... Wow. They don't even resemble each other, you know? - Neji in Bya's Interview story

FEEL THE RANDOMNESS, AND FEAR IT TOO! - thegrtgfbll's motto (FF)

I'm still thinking of something smexy to say. - Bya's motto

Do you hate me for being different? I hate you for all being the same. People need a life that actually belongs to them, and they need to be individuals. – IlurfCalen’s motto (DA)

I am a yaoi fangirl; therefore I have the right to squee. I'm only slightly obsessed, un. - Unknown

Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. - The Simpsons Movie

I am a grown, responsible adult. NOW GIMMIE MY COOKIE! - Gaara's Sweetheart (FF)

Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the city, and release her into the wild! - Mike (Monsters Inc.)

There you go; we're not Caucasians, we're white guys! - Drake (Drake & Josh)

Hey, Neji, can you see why kids like cinnamon toast crunch? - Unknown

A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, We screwed that up!’ - Unknown

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to btch-slap a dumbass upside the head. - Brie92 (DA)

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. – Brie92

School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, so why practice. – Brie92

Children; you spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then the next sixteen years you're telling them to sit down and shut up. – Brie92

I can't find my stalker. - Charlie Two and a Half Men

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel…just pray it isn't an oncoming train. – artsfan (and DarkDuei, my cousin)

I stopped fighting with my inner Demons. We're on the same side now. - Unknown

If you can't laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you. - Unknown (I MUST KNOW WHO!)

My imaginary friend thinks you've got problems… - Unknown

It's better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you're not. - Unknown

Kids know farts are okay. Kids know farts are fun! Farts are shit without the mess! - George Carlin

Gays own reflective light (rainbows)! We may not own marriage rights, and people may hate our guts, but we own reflective light! - Unknown

Look man, if it's one thing that I know is that never mess with…Mother Nature, Mother-in-law, or mother fcking Ukrainians. - Skinny Pete, the Italian Job

Damn! Haven't they ever heard of moderation!? - Makoto Hyuga (Who?)

Thinking of you, wherever you are. We pray for our sorrows to end, and hope our hearts blend. Now I step forward to realize this wish. And who knows? Starting a new journey might not be so hard. Or maybe it's already begun. There are many worlds, but they all share the same sky. One sky, one Destiny. – XxKairiFlowerxX (YT)

I'm forgetting something

Something dear...

I'm forgetting something

Maybe... my worst fear?

It's in the back of my mind

Yet on the tip of my tongue

It's in the back of my mind

A sweet song that has been sung?

What am I missing?

It's valuable too

What am I missing?

It’s probably you...

- Mariklover109 (YT)

No words in time could possibly describe the flame within my heart.

No desire can shine as bright as mine, the lust to never part

No telling when these daydreams will end of me being there with you

No sense in waiting until you are dating to confess my feelings are true

No rhyme or poem could possibly show them how liking you is an ugly lie

No I don't like you, all because I love you, till the very day that I die.

- Mariklover109

Fusagaranu kizuguchi mo gyu'tto dakishimete

Futari wa aruki-tsuzukeru ato ni wa modorenai kara

Ima demo kono mune no oku kesenai tsumi wa itamu kedo

(And together we'll keep on walking, because we still cannot return to morning

Even now, the inerasable sin deep in my chest hurts, but…

I remember the painfulness of the love I lost back then

I'm a little perplexed by the vivid blueness of this sky)

- Kesenai Tsumi (Inerasable Sin), Full Metal Alchemist OP

Don't get normal people like me caught up in your talent show of weirdos. - Maes Hughes (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Yeah, I'm the closet-case. Because after all, I'm the one who spends their time drawing pictures of Batman making-out with The Flash. LINK ME.

- Quoted from the best reaction to a yaoi flamer EVER

1st cat: "So, dude, I was banging this girl, right? And she was like, “I don’t feel comfortable doing this."

2nd cat: "Oh yeah? Dude, that sucks!"

1st cat: "Yeah, I know man. It was messed up!"

2nd cat: "So then what?"

1st cat: "So then the bitch grabbed her toys and left."

2nd cat: "Dude, that sucks big time! Whoa, you know we're being filmed, right?"

– From the best interpretation of two cats ‘talking’ (SourPatchVelocity of YT)

I love him, oh yes I do.

He’s for me and not for you.

And if by chance you take my place,

I’ll take my fist and smash your face.

- Sakura Haruno (Be afraid, be very afraid.)

My Pokemon brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like,

“You wanna trade cards?”

Damn right,

I wanna trade cards.

I could beat you, I've got a Charzard.

- Unknown

Nothing is perfect because life isn’t perfect, and that’s what makes it so beautiful. - Edward (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Dying or getting killed isn't something unnatural. Living aimlessly without a purpose is. - Kiba (Wolfs Rain)

Do what you need to do now; because before you know it, today becomes yesterday's tomorrow. - Ayaka

You aren’t exactly the sharpest kunai in the pouch.

– Ninja insult

You’re just about two blades short of a Fuma shuriken.

– Ninja insult

You look like yesterday’s sashimi. – Ninja insult

Gotsusosama – Japanese saying (said after eating)

That was only the tip of the Fuma shuriken. – Ninja saying

She knew him as completely as the edge of her favorite kunai. – Ninja saying

Sukiyaki is my favorite dish. But I never told anyone…

- Neji Hyuga

Takoyaki is the best I can make. It’s close to favorite, but I can’t decide… - Neji Hyuga

Apparently, according to the data book, Neji’s favorite food is herring noodles. Who knew? – THE Cyberwolf (FF)

Neji Stanley Hyuga… - Neji’s full dubbed American name

Kiba Clarence Inuzuka…

- Kiba’s full dubbed American name

Every time…Every time I get into a relationship, something goes wrong…I don’t know why. It just seems like my life does that to me…breaks down wall Why…WHY? WHY IS THAT?…Please Teresa…I would never cheat on you… JUST BELIVE ME…please, just please, and you might not…but please, just hear what I have to say to you…I would never cheat on you…NEVER…You probably don’t believe me anyway…You see what happens. Just believe me. I will tell the truth to you always… - WolfGunn (YT)

I won’t regret my decision. I know I won’t... - Kami Hoshi

Friendship is more tragic than love. It lasts longer.

- Neji thinking of Tenten

Forgive your enemies…nothing annoys them more.

- Naruto to Sasuke

Art is only as beautiful as you see it, so please imagine it beautifully. – Deidara to Sasori

Life is like a clean canvas. We are the artist. For every stroke and every color we use dictates the output. It doesn't matter how we render it as long as we can proudly say it is our masterpiece. - Deidara

Always keeping safe inside where no one ever had a chance to penetrate a break-in let me tell you some have tried but I would slam the door so tight that they could never get in.

- Yoko Kanno

Difficulty is in the eye of the beholder.

The people shouldn't be afraid of their government; the government should be afraid of their people.

When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. – 3rd Hokage

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

- Gai lecturing Neji

Trust that which gives you meaning and accept it as your guide. - Carl Jung

If I danced with my feet

As I dance in my dreaming,

As graceful and gleaming

As Death in disguise --

Oh, that would be sweet,

But then would I hunger

To be ten years younger,

Or wedded, or wise?

- Passage from "The Last Unicorn" (a book)

Don't try to develop style. Ignore style. Just concentrate on drawing and style will just occur.

- Richard Williams Animator's survival kit

Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy.

- Anne Frank (Diary of a Young Girl, 1952)

The world isn't a better place, it's just been painted brighter colors. – Naruto talking sadly with Hinata

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.

- Arnold Glasgon

The most beautiful discovery that true friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.

- Brock thinking of May and Drew

The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

“Carlton’s log: Will has been reduced to a sad pile of his empty self.”

“Will’s log…is about to connect with Carlton’s head!”

- Will Smith (the Fresh Prince of Bell Air)

Getting a job is too hard. The employers don't want me for who I am. They want me for what I've achieved.

- Hilary Banks (Fresh Prince of Bell Air)

It's a hundred and six blocks to Mac, I've got a full bladder, half a mind where I'm going, it's Tuesday and I'm wearing sunglasses. – Bloo (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends)

So I’m tied to the tree, the dog’s having a seizure; I still got half a pie left. – Drake Bell (Drake and Josh)

“I’ve got something that’ll knock your socks off.”

“My socks already off. Just come out naked!”

- Phillip Banks (the Fresh Prince of Bell Air)

What?! A donation for the children's fund?! Cancel that! What has the children ever done for me? -Mr. Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants)

I don't walk down the road more traveled. I skip down it. - Unknown

Ideas are like children; there are none as wonderful as your own.

– Hiashi talking to Neji and watching Hinata train with Hanabi

If at first you do succeed…try something harder. - Jiraiya

Do not let ambitions overshadow small success.

– Kakashi lecturing Sasuke

They say life is unfair. But if you play your cards right, make the best of it, and just move on, it doesn't have to be.

– Sakura trying to cheer up Naruto and Sasuke

Stop feeling sorry for me. The pity just makes you even more fake. - Gaara

Turn off your television, switch on your mind. - Unknown

Life is like a pen, you can cross it out but you can never erase it. – Neji regretting hurting his friends

I have a life; I just choose to spend it online. – ME!

I really do love that sadistic snake bastard. - …You don’t want to know who…

Anything is a weapon if you use it correctly. – Tenten, duh

The passionate temptation of the soul sleeps within my eyes.

And in my dreams…I slay your beasts and your takers. Your inner child is mine, for this blade keeps you young with the very blood it takes in protection. – Sasuke to Sakura

Two men walked into a bar…Ouch. - Unknown

I am Nobody. Nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect.

- Unknown

Everything you see has been made by me: Amber. If you can't take the fact I make all my stuff and write my own things…get over it. – Amber, duh

Don't take life too seriously. It's not like you're getting out alive. – Jobeth De Jesus AKA Kuya

Don't be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of what's in the dark...

- Raven (Teen Titans)

Cut down your discomfort wings... - Unknown

I only want your happiness, knowing I can never be yours to share it. – Hinata to Naruto

The most cooperative man in this world is a dead man. And if you don't keep your mouth shut, you're going to be cooperating. – Sasuke threatening Naruto

My heart is only for those who are willing to share in return.

- Temari

If you don't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.

– ME!

Sing me something soft, sad and delicate, or loud and out of key, sing me anything. – Neji thinking of Tenten

It takes a man to suffer ignorance and smile; be yourself no matter what they say. – Shino (who would’ve thought?)

Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will. - Unknown

Life is like a box of chocolates, hyped up and overrated.

- kunaigirly

A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth...

– I don’t wanna know…

Head, the thing you should use before you give.

– (Ew.) Unknown

Some people walk in the rain...Others just get wet.

- Unknown (DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?)

When life gives you lemons make cranberry juice! Then sit back and watch everyone marvel at how you did it!

- Unknown

You've just received a message from your friendly neighborhood asshole!

– Kakashi forging a letter from Sasuke

SASUSAKU! Because, who else would heal his little emo cuts? – A crazed SasuSaku fan

NEJITEN! Because, who else will actually listen to all his Fate/Destiny rants? – Me!

NARUHINA! Because, who else would stalk him all day to attempt to make sure he’s not doing anything stupid? – Me!

SHIKAINO! Because, who else is going to have a free hand to catch her with? – Me!

SHIKATEMA! Because, who else is going to stop her from blowing away society? – Me!

SASUTEN! Because, how else is war going to break out between the two doujinshi-using clans? – Me!

INOCHO! Because, who else is going to watch each other’s food intake? – Me!

ASUMA AND KURENAI! Because, how else did Kurenai get pregnant with everyone freaking out? – Me!

KAKASHI AND ANKO! Because, who else is going to pound him within an inch of his pervertedness? – Me!

If Naruto was a democracy, Sasuke would've been locked in a cell, hands bound, and repeatedly fan-girl raped.

- Unknown

When all else fails; blame society! - Naruto

What becomes of the snow when it melts?

– Zabuza thinking of Haku

Let us have neither shame, nor fear of being proud to make stupid things: It is what we make a success of best, after all!

- Unknown

What we have done is for the world to see…souls in art.

- Deidara talking with Sasori

Who doesn't love Deidara? He's the crazy, self-absorbed, bloodthirsty artist that lives in all of us! - Unknown

Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. – Shikamaru (how fitting)

My pain stops me from living my life…my pride keeps me from ending it. - Neji

Why did you leave me back then? I kept waiting for you…

- Tenten asking Neji

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog; a building can't jump.

– Mizuki trying to match Iruka’s intelligence

Hm…that's strange. Where would I go? I'm too evil for Heaven, and Hell is afraid I'll take over and rule!

– A conceited Rain-nin

Don't ever frown, because you never know who's in love with your smile. – Neji to Tenten with his back turned

I hold tight to what I know:

You're here…And I'm never alone.

- Tenten thanking Neji

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and he got away.

- mayanna (DA)

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! - Unknown

Never forget that the male species often needs a proverbial kick in the butt. - Unknown

Tears fall. But why am I crying? After all I’m not afraid of dying. – Idate after the time-skip

“If brains were a disease, you'd be a picture of health!”

“…I don't get it.”

- Unknown

He’s like a tree, and I lay in his shade.

– Tenten to Ino trying to explain why she puts up with Neji

Those who trust the living should put faith in the dead.

– Raven (Teen Titans)

Blow me a kiss on a moonlit night; let the cool air of the Sahara Desert wisp it away seeking the warmth of my lips.

- Gaara

One day suddenly, when you least expect it…the course of your life is drastically changed. You never think that it could happen to you. Just when you decide to stop looking, you meet someone. – Me…

You're perverted, twisted, and sick...and I like that in a person! – Kakashi to Ebisu whom will later anime drop

It sucks being Korean, because the drama comes with the package. – Tenten in a Korean drama

You know you:re typing with a Japanese keyboard when all of your apostrophes are colons. - Unknown

Those in my midst are but pawns to my whim. Use whatever is at hand, be it friend or foe. – The Kazekage before Gaara

Because living with you is like a hole in the head. I know that I'll soon be better off. – Shikaku to his son, Shikamaru

If you come back downstairs and my legs are torn off, there's probably something wrong. – Freakin-WhatTheHeck (DA)

Filipinos are cool. Filipinos are talented. Filipinos rule. Ang mga Pilipino ay astig! – Tenten in a Filipino fic

If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up, but the ocean ain't vodka and I ain't a duck, so give me some Nejiten and shut up.

- Unknown

There are heroes everywhere you look. The ones that sacrifice themselves to make sure you have the best life you can. Then there’s my cousin…just sitting there…her soul for the taking… - DarkDuei apparently…

Why do you say you can't do it, if you haven't even tried?

– Jiraiya to Naruto

Let's put the ‘sin’ in cousin!

– Me and Duei’s sister, Samantha

There is a fine line between genius and insanity...and I fear I may have crossed it...many miles back... - Duei

Part of my mind is out somewhere in space. If you see it please send it back home. - Duei

Are those my ninja senses tingling, or do I have to pee?

- Unknown

I wish I was a glowworm, for they are never glum, because how can you be glum when light shines out your bum.

- Unknown

Flowers blossom. Flowers die. They have feelings, so they can cry. Looking pretty. Looking nice. Until someone comes and plucks them from the ground. "I don’t want to die!" they shout. It happens fast, so it’s too late. To die has now become their fate. – Neji being too…Neji

A good friend will say "friends forever", but a true friend understands there isn't such a thing as forever, and that you should enjoy the time you have now.

– Ino to Sakura during their younger years

We are all like fireworks; we climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and further apart. Even if that day comes let's not disappear like a firework and continue to shine together. – Hanabi (how fitting)

Masashi Kishimoto is like the God of anime. - Unknown

...And so he howled, long and plaintive, woebegone and heart sore, yearning for what was and what would never come again. – Kiba when he lost Akamaru

Annoy a liberal...work hard and be happy. - Unknown

Take away my Internet…I'll find ways to sneak on

Take away my TV…I'll go on the Internet

Take away my games…I'll watch TV

But if you take away my drawing paper, you must be asking for a beat down.

- A random DA member

Lee?…When you were little…Did you ever hit your head on a really big rock? - Neji

I don't care.

I’m just curious.

- Sasuke attempting not to care

Neji banged his head against the sofa, “Do you really look that ugly?”

“…Or are you worried I’ll die because of loss of blood?”

The corners of Tenten’s lips twitched, “Are you trying to say that I’d look sexy with my hair down?”

“…” Blush. “…Maybe…”

Tenten giggled. “That’s so sweet!”

- Neji trying to convince Tenten to let down her hair

“Stupid girl!” Neji yelled.

“Meanie!” Tenten answered.

“Tomboy!”

“Girly hair!” Oh, that had to hurt his pride.

“Witch!”

“No self-respecting girl would ever associate herself with you!”

“Why would I want to be associated with one of you stupid girls?”

She paused for a moment. He was sure he had won. Then…“Oh my God, you’re a boy!?” And winner of biggest blow to his pride ever is…being mistaken for a girl!

- Neji and Tenten arguing in their younger years

Sakura: I wonder who’s next.

Naruto: Yeah, it’d probably be some weirdo; this place if full of them.

Kakashi: (to Naruto) Well, you’re one to talk.

- The preliminary rounds of the Chunin Exam

"Your guy tried to kill my guy - twice!"

"Your guy was the first guy to wound my Gaa-chan!"

"Your guy nearly took away Lee-kun's dream!"

"OH YEAH?! Well, your guy stole my guy's eyebrows! So, you owe me!"

- A very retarded fight Gaara’s Sweetheart (FF) had with her friend.

Boy: I am invisible!

Girl: Really?

Boy: Can you see me?

Girl: Yeeeeeeeeah…

Boy: How about tonight?

- Unknown (but I know it’s from a person on DA)

Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.

– Jack (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Jack: So what's your plan, then?

Will: I row over. Search the ship until I find your bloody key.

Jack: And if there are crewmen?

Will: I cut down anyone in my path.

Jack: turns to Gibbs I like it. Simple, easy to remember.

I'm gonna win this fight and save your ass, that way I can kick it myself later. – Prue (Charmed)

Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?

Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.

Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up?

Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good.

Bya: It's a psychological tactic; eventually, we will wear him down enough so that he'll crack and ask her. Being annoying has its good points.

Ino: -snickers- Not 'annoying', Bya-chan. Persistent.

- Getting Neji to ask out Tenten

I would tell you about how her second kiss was amazing enough to make the most unromantic person in the world sigh in awe…but then it wouldn’t be a first.

– Neji and Tenten’s second kiss

Yes, stalkery, the ancient art of the fan girls that were passed down the ages to help them in the capturing of the btchy kids such as Neji and Sasuke. To move from clue to clue, to be able to track the cute kid like a hound. It can make you shiver if you saw them in action, under the cover of the night.

- Tenten and Sakura remembering the art of stalkery

The Akatsuki is secretly a model agency, 8/9 are sexy, coincidence? - Unknown

Three lefts make a right. – Naruto being…Naruto

If…If I were the rain that binds together the Earth and the sky, which in all eternity will never mingle…Would I be able to bind two hearts together?

– Tenten using too much deep words for Lee

She’s my friend! Nothing more. Right?

He’s my friend! Nothing more. Right?

They both felt a little unsure nonetheless. What if they were both wrong and the other was more than a friend? That’s not true. At least, that’s what they kept telling themselves.

- Neji and Tenten

People don't stop playing because they get old; they get old because they stop playing.

– Konohamaru and the 3rd Hokage

The line between genius and insanity is defined by whether or not you can fool people into thinking you're sane.

- Shino (What the…)

So now we've grown up too fast and there's nothing left to believe. – Naruto to Sakura

Being God isn't easy. Being a politician is.

If you do too much the people become dependent on you.

If you do nothing then they lose all hope.

But if you do it right they won't be able to tell if you did anything at all.

- Unknown

If you speak to God, you're religious. If he speaks to you, you're psychotic. – Hugh Laurie

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves – we find it with another.

– Neji to Tenten after getting beat by Naruto

Love is like a river. It will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle. – Mako Tsunami (Yu-gi-oh)

Love is like a mustard seed; planted by God and watered by us. – Random Farmer

There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.

– Gaara…just kidding, it’s by George Sand; close enough

You know you are in love when you see the world in her eyes, and her eyes everywhere in the world.

- Sasuke lecturing Neji about Tenten in a Korean drama

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear -- not absence of fear. - Mark Twain

Love is the only satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence. - Gaara

Love is strong yet delicate.

It can be broken.

To truly love is to understand this.

To be in love is to respect this.

- Sakura and Tenten lecturing Ino

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out. – Yoshino Nara lecturing her son, Shikamaru

Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.

– Ino trying to explain marriage to Moegi

We sat side by side in the morning light and looked out at the future together. – Wonrei talking with Lien

Love is like a mountain. It’s hard to climb, but once you get to the top the view is beautiful. – Konohamaru climbing a REALLY steep mountain, thinking of Moegi telling him this

Love is not blind, Neji. It sees more and not less, but because it sees more it is willing to see less. - Hiashi

Love is like the sun coming out of the clouds and warming your soul. – Hinata trying to explain love to Hanabi

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. – Sakura whispering to Sasuke

Love is smiling on the inside and out. - Sakura

My pillow. Enveloping me in your soft folds of comfort. Eyes closed, your gentle caress soothes my concerns and carries my thoughts to a bed of pure contentment. Completely satisfied, I lay in your sweet embrace, longing to remain indefinitely. This is love. – Sakura writing in her diary

Love is a moment that lasts forever…

- Lee thinking of Sakura

Love isn't blind; it just only sees what matters.

- Ino (she’s saying this obnoxiously) to Sakura

Love that is true never grows old. – 3rd Hokage

Love reminds you that nothing else matters. – Tenten (in a pitiful voice) looking at Sakura, Ino, and Hinata

A friend's love says, "If you ever need anything, I'll be there."

True love says, "You'll never need anything; I'll be there."

- Naruto to Sakura

Love is a decision not an emotion or feeling, that if made from the heart will outlast anything...

- Iruka to Naruto, remembering episode 1

Love is more than a feeling; it is a state of mind.

- Hanabi being a brat

Love is like a blazing flame, golden and full of warmth.

- Ino being too dramatic

One look

One smile

One touch

One embrace

One kiss

One love

Two people

Two minds

Two souls

Two destinies

One road

One journey

One ending

Together.

- Ino’s diary

What's love?

Love is…What makes a weak man brave, and a king step off his throne. Good times, bad times, easy times, tough times. It comes in an instant and lasts three days after forever. That's what love is. – Sakura

Love is the emblem of eternity; it confounds all notions of time; effaces all memory of beginning, and all fear of an end.

- Shino (sounds good enough)

Love is like a piece of art work; even the smallest bit can be so beautiful. - Deidara

Love is sweet, delicate, dreamy, an eternity of gorgeous moments. – Ino daydreaming of Sasuke

Romance is the fuel that keeps love burning hot.

- Kakashi in the midst of a new book

Love means the warmth of the sun, the aroma of a rose, the breeze of the sea, but as you can see it never means the same for anyone. Love acquires its true meaning by experiencing it for the first time, because only then can you define it. – Tsunade lecturing Sasuke

I wish I were dancing, floating across the floor. He is wearing a suit; I, a gown. The music, sweet and melodious finds me twirling in a fantasy land filled with happiness. Laughter. Love. His warm embrace tickles my senses and my heart surges forward, and then as I am looking into his eyes, searching every corner of his perfect soul, I stop. I realize that I am not in a ballroom, not in a gown, I'm just standing, staring into his eyes, and I'm dancing.

- Tenten to Neji

The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.

- Sasuke to Sakura

Love. The key that unlocks the bars of impossibility.

- Neji whispering to himself

Real love is feeling like being a part of that person's life almost isn't enough. It's more like a feeling that you would live in the same skin with them if you could and share every thought, heart beat, and emotion as one.

- Gaara being obsessive

Love is when you look into someone's eyes and see their heart. - Lee

Love is something you can't describe like the look of a rose,

the smell of the rain, or the feeling of forever.

- Hinata trying to explain love to Naruto

Love does not need a snooze button on your alarm clock, because when it goes off the first time in the morning the thoughts of your loved one make it impossible to fall back asleep. – Sakura to Naruto early in the morning

Love is when you look into someone's eyes, and see everything you need.

– Lee talking to Tenten, but thinking of Sakura

I wait for you, anxious to see your face.

I stand and watch, looking for the first sign of your arrival.

I finally see you. I take a second look to make sure you're really there.

My pulse races and I crack a smile. This is what I've been waiting for.

You begin to approach. You say, "Sorry I'm late."

I say, "No problem." But I think to myself, 'I'd have waited forever.'

- Suzume Kojima made for me and my crush

A lot of people don't meet their soul mates. You have to take everything you can get. And if it doesn't seem right, let go and start anew. – Tenten’s mother

The best things in life can never be kept; they must be given away. A smile, a kiss, and love.

– Sasuke thinking bitterly, and then softly

Like a child's infinite dreams is the endlessness of love.

- Tenten…just kidding; it’s by Renee Tripp

Finding love is like finding one answer to all of your prayers.

- Ino to the sky

You know you've found love when you look in their eyes and find yourself. – Naruto thinking of either Sakura of Hinata

What is Love?

Love is a shy smile, a sweet hello; a soft caress…Love is two hands entwined, a lingering kiss, a swelling of the heart... Love is undeniable, unforgettable, unimaginable, and what every heart yearns for... – Ino being over dramatic

The bond of two peoples’ love cannot be broken. Bend it, twist it, do what you will with it; if it is true love then the sun will rise another day. – Shippuuden Neji

“Omae-san…”

“Don’t ‘Omae-san’ me. If we can’t agree with each other, then how can you even call me your husband affectionately?”

- Sakura and Sasuke

“Neji…what’s it like to be a Hyuga?”

He carries Konoha’s most prominent last name. She has none. That was too obvious.

“It’s a privilege and a burden at the same time. A privilege because people look up to you. A burden because you have to be there when they look up.”

- Tenten to Neji on a midnight stroll

After 10 years, you find a cassette tape given to you by your first love in school…you listen and the memories come flooding back…and you remember the pain you felt when she found out she has an incurable illness. It is so long ago and so far away, but can anyone understand the hurt that remains? Even your current partner finds it hard to understand why you are so crushed over a tape recording from the past. – Neji thinking of Tenten while Sakura is clueless; AU

A Hyuga when angered isn't a pretty sight.

A Hyuga Neji when angered is the death of you.

- ME!

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange. In those days, we really believed that to be the world's one, and only, truth. - Unknown

There are five possible operations for any army. If you can fight, fight; if you cannot fight, defend; if you cannot defend, flee; if you cannot flee, surrender; if you cannot surrender, die. – Neji as an AU general

Love is not to find the perfect person, but to see a person perfectly.

– Chouji trying to convince Ino NOT to go on a harder diet (in my story)

Being conceited is not the same as thinking highly about yourself. – Unknown (I say that a lot)

I’ll follow thee and make a heaven of hell,

Only to die for the hand I love so well. – Shakespeare

You broke my heart into a million pieces, but all of them still love you. – Sasuke to a returning Sakura (followed by a hug)

You’re sad because you can’t have him, but there is someone else who hides a deeper pain for not having you.

- Shino to Hinata

Should I smile because were friends, or cry because that’s all we'll ever be. – Kiba thinking of Hinata

He also passed out a textbook, which weighed about nine pounds. Fortunately, he didn't toss it. Otherwise, there'd probably have been a death or two in the back row.

- Sleeping Freshman Never Lie, P 16

Even I don't trust my better judgment. flails hands wildly What does that say to you? – Bya-chan (FF)

I tell you I'm not afraid to use this butter knife! - Chino Loco

I'm not psycho; I'm just... shifts eyes...off.

– Milo (the Oblongs)

I didn't abduct her; it was a voluntary arrest!

- Haruhi (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya)

Wow. I love how the bag of potato chips paused in midair. – Bya-chan about a Tenten dream on DA

Don't obsess; it'll warp your mind. - Yuuko (xxxHOLiC)

Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgment, like a kind of mental illness.

- Haruhi (Melancholy of Haruhi Suzimiya)

What do you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no soul? - Ed (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)

I didn't kick him; he ran into my foot. – Bya-chan

A lesson in life I am sure to get. - Ed (Ed, Edd, and Eddy)

This pillow stuffing tastes like I'm choking.

- Billy (the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

The only way we ever achieve change is doing absolutely nothing for a long period of time. - The Oblongs

...but toughness isn't everything. There's also creativity, which can often be more dangerous than sheer strength.

- Genkai (YYH)

That would be amazing... to the power of ten... in a bottle...!

- Molly

Kyle: What are you doing?!

Cartman: I'm killing you. Unfortunately, I could only afford a wiffle bat, so this is gonna take a while.

- South Park

I don't own a gun 'cause I'm one of those people that don't wanna get shot. - Mad TV

Whoa! There's a whole shelf blocking my dramatic entrance! – NakoudoByakugan

This cat is like a satanic Garfield. But instead of lasagna, he eats souls. - Stephen Colbert

I'm not abusive! I just have violent tendencies!

- WinterThunder

"Now," continues Siegmund, "before you begin, I need to warn you about Rosco. You may find he shouts a lot." Rosco nods in agreement. "He's allowed to do that," continues Siegmund. "We think he had an unhappy childhood. But if he throws anything at you, like, say, a shoe or an espresso machine, just tell me and we'll review the situation."

- LBD: Friends Forever! P 117

What is it about the gates of Hell that compel people to wander into them?! - Mystery Science Theatre 3000

Well go me for getting your shoulder m-preg and go your shoulder for carrying the shoulder-baby and go you for having the shoulder so your shoulder could carry our shoulder-baby, un. – Deibby

Only a best friend will play Yaoi with you and actually enjoy it. – Deibby

Having none of me would make a nun of thee. – Romeo (Romeo's Ex)

“It doesn’t matter how he is now, because even a blind squirrel eventually finds his nuts.”

“Yeah, stand right there and I’ll find two more!”

- An argument over how the grandfather’s son turned out

Life is like a clean canvas. We are the artist. For every stroke and every color we use dictates the output. It doesn't matter how we render it as long as we can proudly say it is our masterpiece. – mickyoko

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. - Unknown

The traditional form of a Hyuga Neji response, a grunt, that covered the broad range of yes, maybe, not now, not ever, go to hell, and simply, no. – The meanings of Neji’s grunts

Now for the copy-and-pastes!

The difference between Friends and Best friends:

FRIENDS will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS will go up and say to him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS keep on walking while saying, "Walk much, dumbass?"

FRIENDS help you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS kidnap him and bring him to you.

FRIENDS will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, loser!"

FRIENDS will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS give you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS take yours and say, "Run, Forrest, run!"

FRIENDS will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS will be in the next room saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!!"

FRIENDS never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by “Grandpa”.

BEST FRIENDS call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, “GRAMPS!”

FRIENDS have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS won’t tell everyone else you cried; just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS ask you for your number.

BEST FRIENDS have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS borrow your stuff for a few days and then give it back.

BEST FRIENDS lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...Here's a tissue."

FRIENDS know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS could write a very embarrassing life story of you…

FRIENDS will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS will kick the whole crowds’ ass that left you!

FRIENDS would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS walk in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS don’t know to tell people or not.

BEST FRIENDS Already know to keep it a secret.

FRIENDS are for high school/college. (AKA drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS are for life.

FRIENDS will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS will re-send this shyt!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

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