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since: 06-17-07, id: 1302776, Profile Updated: 04-22-09
country: USA
Author has written 16 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Dragon Ball Z, and Naruto.

A few things to know about me:
Name: Jessica
D.O.B.: 11/17/83
Marital status: Married (to a one-of-a-kind man!)
Occupation: Electrical Test Equipment Engineer at Hamilton Sundstrand
School: Graduated from NIU with a bachelor degree in Electrical Engineering Technology
Location: Rockford, Illinois

I know I'm probably a little old to be interested in cartoons, anime, and video games, but oh well. I'm probably a bit old to be writing fanfiction about said interests as well. Hopefully I do not come off as horribly weird. I am weird, but not horribly weird.

About the stories I write: I don't stick to one genre or series in general. Though funny romances are my favorite, I like to write and read many other genres. Pairings I write about are also widely varied. I'll write about pairings I don't necessarily care for. I'm very open minded, so don't be surprised if you find some of my writing ethically or morally questionable. Of course, if you don't like the pairings or topics I write about, please just don't bother reading it. I like constructive criticism, but don't waste my time telling me I'm a horrible person for writing about something you disagree with. I give fair warnings in my summaries, so if you don't like it, don't read it! Well, I hope my stories bring some enjoyment and perhaps maybe give some inspiration.

Update 04/22/09:

So as you may have noticed, my updates are quite lacking. I'm actually in the midst of buying my first house, which between coordinating with the realtor, builder, attorney, and bank, as well as searching for furnishings, has completely eaten up the small amount of life I have outside of sleeping and working. I do however plan to finish every story that is currently not complete. Here's a bit of a status review of them...

A Different Perspective: Though the year-long drought may make one think it is never to be finished, I will be posting a new chapter very soon and this story is my top priority now. I'm expecting 2-4 more chapters.

Make Out Tactics, Ino Style: Unless I find other inspiration for more chapters, you can expect 3 more chapters including 2 more lessons and the final being the festival.

Camping: I have ideas already in mind for one more chapter, but that will likely be the last.

My interests:
Anime
Cartoons
Video games
Writing
Viewing art, and wishing I had the ability to draw
Hiking and camping

Favorite Shows/Games and respective pairings:

Naruto
Actually, I've come to the disturbing realization that I love almost every male character in Naruto and as far as female to be paired with, I really don't have much preference, but here are the male characters that I enjoy most (somewhat in order):
-Kakashi (the guy is hot enough to pair with anyone, even a man)
-Gaara (I always have a thing for the guys who could be considered good or bad)
-Kankuro (what's not to love about a guy who wears onesies, makeup, a cowl with kitty/bat ears, and even plays with dolls?!)
-Gai (he's so weird, it's hott!)
-Rock Lee (such a sweetheart)
-Deidara (he's got mouths on his hands... the possibilities...)
-Hidan (wicked scythe and he's fricken twisted!)
-Orochimaru (his tongue... nuff said)
-Kabuto (he's somewhat mysterious, a bad guy, and awfully cute in his glasses)
-Naruto (when he's not being an imbecile, which is rare, he's actually quite handsome)
-Neji (such gorgeous hair!)
-Shino (creepy, but in a good way)
-Shikamaru (highly intelligent and has unintended humor)
-Kiba (that toothy grin)

DragonBallZ
-Vegeta & Bulma
-Vegeta & Goku
-Vegeta & just about anyone
-Krillin and 18

Avatar: The Last Airbender
-Zuko & Katara
-Zuko & Mai

Chrono Trigger
-Magus and Lucca
-Magus and Marle

Mega Man
-Zero and... hmmm... I dunno, but he's hott, so I don't care who he is paired with, if anyone at all

Dragon Quest VIII
-Angelo & Jessica
-Hero & Jessica

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1. Camping » reviews
Vegeta somehow ends up at a human event known as 'camping' along with his family and friends. He finds himself thrown into many new, and not necessarily desirable, situations. Lots of Vegeta and Bra fluff and good-natured humor. Rated T for mild profanity
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,607 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 5-30-08 - Vegeta & Bra
2. Make Out Tactics, Ino Style » reviews
Naruto finally asks Hinata out on a date, but when two of Konoha's most nosey girls find out, they're set on teaching Hinata the techniques to dating. Unfortunately for Hinata, she ends up learning more than just simple dating techniques. InoSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,614 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-21-09 - Published: 12-30-08 - Sakura H. & Ino Y.
3. Experimentation » reviews
Sakura is assigned a special mission involving researching Jinchuurikis and their Bijuus. Her test subject: Gaara of the Desert. While discovering the cause and effect of the Bijuu, she is led to an unintended discovery: her attraction to Gaara. GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 112 - Updated: 5-24-08 - Published: 4-18-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
4. Reverie or Reality reviews
It's a dark night in Konoha, and Sakura chooses to make the trek home alone. Along her venture she finds herself visited by someone unexpected. Is the night just a dream, or is it reality? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-7-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. A Different Perspective » reviews
Katara used to think Zuko was just arrogant and selfish, but after spending time alone with him, her opinion gradually changes. Of course, when Aang and the rest of the gang find out, they are not too happy, but with time, they too see a different side.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,941 - Reviews: 118 - Updated: 3-30-08 - Published: 8-13-07 - Zuko & Katara
6. Attack of the Sokka Hungry Zombie Girls reviews
Sokka finds himself trapped in a world full of relentless zombies that possess the most peculiar characteristic; an unyielding thirst for Sokka! Will he escape the nightmarish world of starving girls, a boy, and a cat? Or will he be devoured? ONESHOT
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-30-08 - Sokka & Toph - Complete
7. Lessons in Shinobi Love » reviews
After a few too many drinks in celebration of St. Patrick's Day, Sakura finds herself openly admitting to, as well as living, her most secret desires. GaixSakuraxLee crack. Warnings inside. Rated M for sexual content. Not really a 'romance', just smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,285 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 3-16-08 - Sakura H. & Gai M. - Complete
8. How to Win a Man's Heart reviews
It's Valentine's Day in Konoha. It's the day to celebrate love, romance, and… murder? Oneshot. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-14-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
9. Underneath the Mistletoe reviews
Lee is feeling rather lonely Christmas night with his sensei supposedly on a mission. A surprise visit from his pinkhaired angel makes the night merry and joyous. Oneshot with lots of fluff. LeeSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-23-07 - Lee R. & Sakura H. - Complete
10. Snow Day » reviews
It is Vegeta and Bra's first snow day. Vegeta and Bra get to spend much quality time together, along with other family members and friends.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,498 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-18-07 - Published: 12-15-07 - Vegeta & Bra - Complete
11. Never Try to Woo a WaterBender reviews
Admiral Zhao is feeling lonely, and he's craving a certain waterbender. With no source of water, what can Katara do in her defense? Will she kill herself to avoid the inevitable? Will she give into the fuzzy monkey man, or will she find another way out?
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-10-07 - Katara & Zhao - Complete
12. Icha Icha Jutsu reviews
Sakura's overly curious mind wants to take a peek under her sensei's mask. Of course, he is not so willing. Sakura does however learn a new technique! A delicious dose of KakaSaku!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-2-07 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
13. Hide and Seek reviews
The children of the Fire Nation play a little game of hide and seek. Mischievous Azula has plans for Zuko and Mai. Oneshot. maiko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-13-07 - Zuko & Mai - Complete
14. Fever reviews
A oneshot about a pair of lovers meeting secretly in the night. zutara
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-12-07 - Katara & Zuko - Complete
15. Vegeta's First Bar Experience » reviews
Vegeta is somehow persuaded to join the gang in a night out at the bar, an activity Vegeta would normally avoid at all costs. How will Vegeta handle this new experience? Read to find out!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-18-07 - Vegeta & Goku - Complete
16. Vegeta's Weakness reviews
Vegeta has always been a haughty hard-shelled saiyan, but as Bulma discovers; he does have at least one weakness. Fluffy oneshot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-25-07 - Vegeta & Bulma - Complete
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