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Author has written 9 stories for Prince of Tennis, and Harry Potter.
My penname is Stratosphre, and I was Eriel Potter. I am 18, and about to enter my senior year, and let me tell I don't feel any different than I was 2 years ago, not even my height has changed. But what I can tell you is that I'm both excited and saddened because after next year I will never see my friends again, or at least not the closest ones, but I will pursue a dream, and what is life but a constant chase of your one dream, even id it's farfetched?
Okay so, random facts about me... I have not so violent moodswings, though I'm not sure if they apply to everything or if they just apply to my friends... Mhm, my cat is named Playboy... no, really, that's his name. I love to draw and paint. I'm just plain random, which is because my sister and mom are here, with me.
I eat weird stuff, my friends say I'm worst than the English. I'm not sure how to feel about this comment, not because I dislike the english, I actually love them and want to study and even live there...(and get a nice bloke), but anyway. It's because I'm not sure if they feel offended of being accused of eating weird stuff, or if they will feel offended that someone told me that when it's not true... meh, whatever, I just eat weirdly! I mean...fried beans with honey... I do loke it by the way, specially if it has some chilly, it really is tasty...
Couple that with the moodswings... and I'm not even pregnant or have been... my friends tell me that I'll either eat even more randome stuff... or I'll eat like a normal, and healthy human being... I'm not sure which scares me more.
I'm real close with my mom, but not enough that she knows about my slash affinity... and if you hadn't guessed already, I'm a girl. If she knew, she would look at me as if I had just painted my body pink, which is the color I dislike deeply. My father on the other hand... would take away my computer, and I would die from... something.
Also, I tend to get sidetracked, and have afterthoughts of almost anything. For example I'm... talking to my mother about...something about the school, and then I go and, 'Mum, do you think the cat is too fat because I was thinking in algebra class that he looked like a pregnant kitty', and if you pay attention, you'll think, why was she even thinking about her cat in algebra class of all places?
I'm sure you don't want to read this, so bye!
Of course I like Harry Potter:
HarryxDraco; or the other way... I just love this
HarryxRon; I know, weird! but nice!
HarryxSnape: I have been reading them, and I must admit that they are good, although, not as good as Drarry...
HarryxBill; not in that order...
HarryxCharlie; this either...
SiriusxRemus; They jus are so... right!
SiriusxSnape; they are just... so... weird?
SiriusxLucius; kinky and wild smex!!
SiriusxJames; I have no idea...
JamesxLily; well, duh
FredxHarryxGeorge; I readed some and oh, GOD!! soooooooo goooooooooood!!
Okay so, anything with the twins is good...
FredxCharliexBillxGeorge; its the same!!
HarryxDracoxSanpexRemus; I was reading this one day, they are all supposed to bond with harry... sigh giggle
HarryxDracoxSanpexLucius: I dunno, they are HOT.
and I think that tha's it... I only need to say a pair that is so terrible that it should be illegal (no offence for those who like it...)
Prince of Tennis: Ot5, Tango Pair, Golden Pair, Silver Pair, Platinum Pair, Dirty Pair, Dream Pair, Uke Pair, Thrill Pair, InKai, MomoKai, MomoRyo, AtoTez, TezFu, SanaMura, MaruiRyo, MaruiKiri, MaruiNiou, MaruiJi, KamShin, and in majority is what I like. AND OCC, but not always...
People, I do own NOTHING!! I just don't have that of a great luck... well... maybe I do own some OCC characters... but, besides that... I would only own some plots, since the great part of them are already used... okay, I'm depressed... TT.TT I'll die owning nothing!!
Some random Stuff I found while being lazzy... and that are true
.s_s _ If you're a girl and you've ever
Weird is good.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile
If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, Stratosphere
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.
If you have ever kicked someone in the mouth so hard that their front teeth came out (or if you wish you could) and you felt slightly guilty yet oddly satisfied with yourself copy this onto your profile.
If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, The Dawning Moon, Stratosphere
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Dumb-ass stereotypes that show we should never judge a book buy its cover
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere
REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! and that I stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette...
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you
When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!
No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again
It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.
If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!
If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.
The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.
I am worse than evil... I am the author!
He who laughs last thinks the slowest.
Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems
No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet
There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
Uh...define 'normal' for me again.
There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!
"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?
Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.
Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!
Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.
That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…
True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.
Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.
A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.
The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."
The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it."
The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."
The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it."
They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said,
“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a "WTF!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you claim yourself to be a bad girl/boy, and you are proud of it, then put this in your profile.
Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you think that kids shouldn't be judged by their age, put this in your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead
If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...
If you really wish that you could be young again, put this in your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you wish that you can just stay the age you are, then put this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune
If you consider yourself the rebellious type, and is proud of it, put this in your profile. WEWT! GO REBELS! YEAH! -starts ripping books off library shelves-
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile
If you like to be childish, then put this in your profile.
If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile
If you hate being mature all the time, then put this in your profile.
If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you are a procrastinator, and hate doing labor, work, or chores of any sort, post this into your profile
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
~You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
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