Stratosphere
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since: 06-17-07, id: 1302943, Profile Updated: 04-02-11
Author has written 9 stories for Prince of Tennis, and Harry Potter.

My penname is Stratosphre, and I was Eriel Potter. I am 18, and about to enter my senior year, and let me tell I don't feel any different than I was 2 years ago, not even my height has changed. But what I can tell you is that I'm both excited and saddened because after next year I will never see my friends again, or at least not the closest ones, but I will pursue a dream, and what is life but a constant chase of your one dream, even id it's farfetched?

Okay so, random facts about me... I have not so violent moodswings, though I'm not sure if they apply to everything or if they just apply to my friends... Mhm, my cat is named Playboy... no, really, that's his name. I love to draw and paint. I'm just plain random, which is because my sister and mom are here, with me.

I eat weird stuff, my friends say I'm worst than the English. I'm not sure how to feel about this comment, not because I dislike the english, I actually love them and want to study and even live there...(and get a nice bloke), but anyway. It's because I'm not sure if they feel offended of being accused of eating weird stuff, or if they will feel offended that someone told me that when it's not true... meh, whatever, I just eat weirdly! I mean...fried beans with honey... I do loke it by the way, specially if it has some chilly, it really is tasty...

Couple that with the moodswings... and I'm not even pregnant or have been... my friends tell me that I'll either eat even more randome stuff... or I'll eat like a normal, and healthy human being... I'm not sure which scares me more.

I'm real close with my mom, but not enough that she knows about my slash affinity... and if you hadn't guessed already, I'm a girl. If she knew, she would look at me as if I had just painted my body pink, which is the color I dislike deeply. My father on the other hand... would take away my computer, and I would die from... something.

Also, I tend to get sidetracked, and have afterthoughts of almost anything. For example I'm... talking to my mother about...something about the school, and then I go and, 'Mum, do you think the cat is too fat because I was thinking in algebra class that he looked like a pregnant kitty', and if you pay attention, you'll think, why was she even thinking about her cat in algebra class of all places?

I'm sure you don't want to read this, so bye!


Of course I like Harry Potter:

2's:

HarryxDraco; or the other way... I just love this

HarryxRon; I know, weird! but nice!

HarryxSnape: I have been reading them, and I must admit that they are good, although, not as good as Drarry...

HarryxBill; not in that order...

HarryxCharlie; this either...

SiriusxRemus; They jus are so... right!

RemusxSnape; heheh...

RemusxLucius; ...

SiriusxSnape; they are just... so... weird?

SiriusxLucius; kinky and wild smex!!

SiriusxJames; I have no idea...

JamesxLily; well, duh

FredxGeorge; sigh

CharliexBill; giggle

3's:

FredxHarryxGeorge; I readed some and oh, GOD!! soooooooo goooooooooood!!

FredxCharlie/BillxGeorge; NICE!!

Okay so, anything with the twins is good...

4's:

FredxCharliexBillxGeorge; its the same!!

HarryxDracoxSanpexRemus; I was reading this one day, they are all supposed to bond with harry... sigh giggle

HarryxDracoxSanpexLucius: I dunno, they are HOT.

and I think that tha's it... I only need to say a pair that is so terrible that it should be illegal (no offence for those who like it...)

Anime/Manga:

Prince of Tennis: Ot5, Tango Pair, Golden Pair, Silver Pair, Platinum Pair, Dirty Pair, Dream Pair, Uke Pair, Thrill Pair, InKai, MomoKai, MomoRyo, AtoTez, TezFu, SanaMura, MaruiRyo, MaruiKiri, MaruiNiou, MaruiJi, KamShin, and in majority is what I like. AND OCC, but not always...

Naruto:

2's

SasukexNaruto

NejixNaruto

GaaraxNaruto

KakashixIruka

ShikaxNaruto

KibaxNaruto

NejixHinata

ShikaxTemari

KibaxHinata

HinataxTemari

SakuraxLee

3's

ShikaxNaruxNeji

GaaraxNaruxSasu

SasuxNaruxNeji


Disclaimers:

People, I do own NOTHING!! I just don't have that of a great luck... well... maybe I do own some OCC characters... but, besides that... I would only own some plots, since the great part of them are already used... okay, I'm depressed... TT.TT I'll die owning nothing!!


Some random Stuff I found while being lazzy... and that are true

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Weird is good.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever run into a door copy this to your profile.

Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession place this on your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from
Twilight standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are one
of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn, screaming, "DO A FLIP, YOU
SPARKLY BITCH!", then please copy and paste this in your profile.

If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, Stratosphere

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

If you have ever kicked someone in the mouth so hard that their front teeth came out (or if you wish you could) and you felt slightly guilty yet oddly satisfied with yourself copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those god-for-saken kids should just give that Trix rabbit some Trix then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic , piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Tuli-Susi, twilightdeath, The Dawning Moon, Stratosphere

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Dumb-ass stereotypes that show we should never judge a book buy its cover

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulimic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart, and a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, so i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big PENIS.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE GOOD GRADES, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a girl who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times.
I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're strange, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're afraid of things, everybody has fears.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is. Yet, at the same time, it's what makes everybody the same.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

DX Copy and Add your Name XD

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Simply Manialoll, Coca-Cola is better than Pepsi, Neko7cheese, Stratosphere

REALLY RANDOM THINGS THAT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF!! and that I stole from Here's Your Cheese Omelette...

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you

When life gives you lemons... MAKE YAOI!

No trespassing, violators will be shot and survivors will be shot again

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

I am worse than evil... I am the author!

He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

Sorry about being late...I got lost on the path of life.

My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems

No you don't get it you think you get it which is different than actually getting it get it?

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me, he said I was being ridiculous, everyone hasn't met me yet

There are 3 kinds of people, those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who don't know what the hell is happening.

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete

People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.

When life gives you lemons, think of another 'when life gives you lemons' quote

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

Uh...define 'normal' for me again.

There are three rings in marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

It's not incest! It's brotherly love! They're different!

"Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!"

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

""Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.

After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others "I think the best way to call for help is by yelling together." The others agree with the first, so they all inhale deeply and begin to yell loudly "Together, together, together.""

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.

Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.

here are plenty more fish in the sea, but who wants to go out with a fish?

Some people are like a slinky. They have absolutely no use; but you can't help smile, when you see one fall down the stairs.

Due to recent cutbacks and until further notice, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

I lay at my bed last night, counting the stars, and I thought to myself: Where the fuck did my ceiling go?!

Ever notice how DYING is at the end of STUDYING?

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.

Money can't buy happiness, but poverty can't buy ANYTHING.

That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.

Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules

…didn’t need an excuse to go over to the Dark Side…

True Love has no happy ending, because True Love has no ending.

Don't treat others as you want to be treated, treat others as they treat you.

Jokes

A masochist, sadist, murderer, pyromaniac, zoophile, and necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench toghether bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoophile spoke up, "Let's have sex with a cat." He suggested.

The sadist spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat and then torture it."

The murderer spoke, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, and then kill it."

The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again."

The pyromaniac spoke next, "Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, have sex with it again, then burn it."

They all fell quiet. The masochist then sheepishly smiled at them and said,

"Meow."


“Popularity’s overrated.” If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If your favorite pairings are the ones that are rarely written, rarely thought of, hated, or given a "WTF!" by others, and you're PROUD of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Almond chocolate milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you claim yourself to be a bad girl/boy, and you are proud of it, then put this in your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you think that kids shouldn't be judged by their age, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies instead

If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

If you really wish that you could be young again, put this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you wish that you can just stay the age you are, then put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever argued with yourself, lost, and find nothing wrong with it, put this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune

If you consider yourself the rebellious type, and is proud of it, put this in your profile. WEWT! GO REBELS! YEAH! -starts ripping books off library shelves-

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile

If you like to be childish, then put this in your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile

If you hate being mature all the time, then put this in your profile.

If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you are a procrastinator, and hate doing labor, work, or chores of any sort, post this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

~You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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1. Childhood Glimpses
How did they get to the point they are at? Apparently, as everything in this universe, through insanity and some well timed events. See how they all got as crazy as they are!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,959 - Published: 4-26-13 - Fuji S. & Inui S. - Complete
2. 12 Disturbing Days of Christmas » reviews
12 days of gifts. Weird gifts. Disturbing gifts. 12 days full of perverts, his lovers being perverts, of him suffering, of getting the weirdest looks, 1 last day of a party, of some disturbing things happening, of a fight,& of the best sex he ever had.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,265 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-31-12 - Published: 12-13-09 - E. Ryoma
3. The Dares That We Got » reviews
Atobe wants to have fun, so he and Ryoma dare each other, what are they going to do? OMG is he really going to do that? OT5
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,543 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 4-16-08
4. One Dark Rainning Night » reviews
"We were stressed…" "We wanted to relieve ourselves…" "We wanted some escape…" "We… we wanted… some time without you…" OT5, Ryoma's lovers just hurted him, and they will regret it deeply, a songfic, Disclaimer: not mine.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 6-6-12 - Published: 7-20-08 - E. Ryoma - Complete
5. Wild Hunter » reviews
Maybe AU Once Harry defeated the Dark lord, Harry disappeared, leaving worried friends, and a heartbroken Draco. How would his friends and Draco react if he told them he was going home? And if they didn't know? YAOI! Slash! and slightly OCC...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,277 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 12-18-08 - Harry P. & Draco M.
6. Atobe's Diet reviews
Aobe is doing some diet... why? because... Fuji, I don't have to say more, only that sanity and a Lolita dress are in this story... crack... slight Ot5. Disclaimer:not mine
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-08 - Atobe K. & Fuji S. - Complete
7. What a cake can do » reviews
Renji have been planing to take Seigaku out of his way, so he do some cakes... he would discover that his data can be wrong too. Everyone eats his cakes and mess is started. InuiKai pair, and other pairs too. Enjoy. LEMON
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-28-08 - Published: 3-29-08 - Inui S. & Kaidoh K. - Complete
8. Some Random Vacation reviews
a random vacation with Hioutey! lemon. ShishidoxOtori and some others...
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-24-08 - Otori C. & Shishido R. - Complete
9. When Gakuto Becomes Even More Stupid reviews
Gakuto finally cracked, must of his team and his sensei will have to face the negative side, the positive one is for us to enjoy. T for their beautiful naughty mouth XD
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-18-08 - Published: 2-25-08 - Mukahi G. - Complete
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