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Don't get me wrong; I AM a Christian, but this is offensive. It is mocking the bible, and some of the stories are taking God's and Jesus' names in vain.

These stories needs to be spread.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God

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My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

FOR ALL COMMODORE NORRINGTON FANS/LOVERS. PLEASE CHECK OUT THE LINK BELOW TO BRING BACK OUR BELOVED COMMODORE IN FUTURE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN FILMS. THANK-YOU.

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OMG OMG OMG!! I just learned that Jack Davenport is going to play in the Half Blood Prince!! SQUEEEEEE!! Here's my source:

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Everyone on fanfiction.net and anywhere else on the Web, please be careful of ONLINE PREDATORS. They are everywhere! DO NOT GIVE YOUR LAST (and optionally first) NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NO., AGE, SPECIFIC LOCATION, HEIGHT, WEIGHT,SCHOOL LOCATION,OR ANY SPECIFIC PERSONAL INFORMATIONTHAT WILL PUT YOU IN DANGERTO ANYONE ON YOUR WEBSITES/PROFILES. Please be careful, as these perverts are dangerous and are willing to do anything to get in contact with you. If you are chatting online, do NOT answer if someone w/ a screen name you DO NOT KNOW starts talking to you. Once again, BE CAREFUL and may your Guardian Angels ride on your shoulders. Pleeeze! I don't want anybody getting hurt out there!If you know anything about any online predators, please visit Oprah's website. Join The Rose Campaign to combat online predators. It's something my friend, Miss Pookamonga, just created. All you have to do is send a warning like the one above to anyone you know. Please, help keep your friends safe!

About me:

Name: Heather!

Hair: VERY Dark brown, wavy.

Eyes: Hazel

favriote color: Blue

Favriote food: any thing mexican

Favriote junk-food: Ice cream

Favriote FanFiction Authors: Dutchess Norrington (she's really awesome! Check out both her stories!) and many others.

Favriote book series: Hitlers Daughter, A series of unfortunate events and Twilight

Favriote author: Lemony Snickett

Friends I've made on Fanfiction: Miss Pookamonga, NorringtonLover, daisyduke80, arraya ( I met her on Yahoo! 360, but we're friends on here, too), commodore cuddles, LuvtoWrite

A piece of advise from me

If anyone knows you don't want them kissing you, and they do anyways, BITE THEIR TOUNGE OFF. You have the most say in who you kiss.

Favorite Movies

Spiderman1,2,3, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,3 ('07 was a big year for 3s, huh? Shrek 3, Spiderman 3, PotC3) Night at the museum 1 and 2, Happy Feet, Narnia, Charlie and the Chocolate factory.(2005), Valkyrie

I have a Swimming Pool that my dad gave me for my birthday! Spoiled, aren't I? I plan on becoming a chef, because I can cook up some mean dishes!

About me:

My favorite TV shows include: America's Funniest Home Videos, Home Improvement, Spongebob Squarepants, Jon and Kate Plus 8.

Quotes from yours truly

-I like to think that I have Lord Beckett’s position when it comes to power. And if I’m Lord Beckett, you can be Mr. Mercer and do my bidding. On eBay. (me talking to my mom)

If you know some people who should be sent to Willy Wonkas place for an attitude adjustment, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Elizabeth Swan should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile. Well she should!

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If, to you, that At Worlds End was just a movie that killed all your favorite characters off, but you still love it, copy and paste this to your profile!

If, for some odd reason, you thought that lord Beckett’s death was a little un-necessary, and you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t hit him in the head when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are completely and without a doubt random, copy and paste this to your profile. I like ice cream.

If the characters you drool over and the characters your friends drool over come from different generations, paste this into your profile.

If you have spent more then two hours on the phone in one day, put this in your profile.

If you have ever smacked yourself, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. Auto (Give me a break! My hand freaking slipped!)

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your head/hands repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've actually tried to count how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy this into your profile. (Wandering teen started this one)

If you know a video game/book/movie character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate Elizabeth Swan, burn, destroy, and or get rid of in any painful way possible all pictures posters,ect. of her THEN copy and paste this in your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile. (hums Hoist the Colors High...)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

The majority of POTC fangirls squee over only Jack or Will. If you squee over James Norrington in any way, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that witch craft is wrong, and is slowly taking over our Nation, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list. This is a serious issue we are dealing with. , LORD commodore Norry, Miss Pookamonga,

Even when you can't see him, GOD is there! If You believe in God, copy and Paste this to your profile.

If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a tv or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've fallen up the stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet (or dead silent) room, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted on of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of people do or has tried smoking pot.If you are one of the 2 who hasn't , copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should just give up and give that god forsaken trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop stalking lucky and let him have his lucky charms, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love God with all your heart, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've never done drugs,became an achoholic, and/or a smoker and never plan to, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own two feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Rap is the most God-awefulest thing to be called 'Music' and that rappers are wanna-be's who are paid to make fools out of themselves, and can't even sing, copy and paste this to your profile. --And remember, you can't spell Crap, without Rap.

if you are the only one in your group of friends or people who surround you that has a crush on Lord Cutler Beckett or James Norrington, and your friends/people who surround you think it's a creepy lust thing, then copy and paste this into your profile. Remember your not alone. We are just scattered in various parts of the world.

If you think that Norrington and Elizabeth should get together, copy and paste this to your profile. Jack and Will need to get their own girls.

If you think that Norrington's bossy, but you still love him, copy and paste this to your profile. Remember, you can't spell Norrington, without, NO.

If you think that Jack's 'eunich' jokes are gross, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), christiannerdsrule (stupid stairs...), sailorstar165 (School stairs. Multiple times), mrspatrickdempsey( X-( freaking staris), poniescheerleader1993(haha.. i think i have ditzy brunette cheerleader syndrome) commodore Norry ( the stupid fricken' stairs have a serious issue with me! ), Miss Pookamonga (I trip even when I'm walking on a flat surface. And yet, I have enough coordination to do Ballet??)

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack SparrowWill Turner Lord Cutler Beckett (he's mean, but kinda hott!), or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italix.

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe Narnia is real, copy and paste this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Miss Pookamonga, LORD commodore Norry,

If High School Musical bothers you for any particular reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you immediately associate Larry the Cable Guy with Mater the Tow Truck, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a soft spot for rats due to seeing the movie Ratatouille, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love Disney/Pixar and think that Brad Bird, Andrew Stanton, John Lasseter, and anyone else affiliated with Disney/Pixar are geniuses, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe in angels, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have like 1,000,000,000 of these 'copy and paste' things, copy and paste this to your profile. Now you'll have 1,000,000,001.

If you want to fire and/or sue those bloody weather men for giving you false hope so often (for snow days or something)...Copy and paste this to your profile, so we know who to call when we lead an angry mob :)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate Day, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have ever sung "I've Got a Jar of Di-irt, and Guess What's Inside it" (from Dead Man's Chest) while brushing your teeth, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favriote Quotes~

~ Pirates of the Caribbean~

Will: I won't leave without Jack! (Sees Jack running with cannibals following him) Never mind, lets go!

Jack: I got at jar of dirt! I got a jar of Dirt! And guess what's inside it!

Elizabeth: (Norrington, Jack, and Will are all sword-fighting)... FINE!! Let's just pull out our swords and that'll solve EVERYTHING!! I'VE HAD IT WITH DIRTY, RUM SOAKED, PIRATES!!

Norrington : I can't belive it! Jack was actually telling the truth!

Jack: I do that alot, but everyone's always suprised when I do.

Pirate: I'll be happy to pry that chest away from your cold, dead fingers.

Norrington: (stares at pirate) Here Ya go! throws the chest to the pirate, and runs off.

Norrington: (pulls out Jack's sword)... And I half expected it to be made of wood.

Beckett: I'm listening... (Elizabeth puts a gun to his head)... I'm listening INTENTLY.

Norrington: Any man who sails under a pirate flag or wears a pirate band will get what he deserves. A short stop and a sudden drop.(I've been known to say that about people that I don't like. Tehe.)

~ SPIDERMAN~

Green Goblin: Itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout. Down came the goblin and took the spider out!

Peter Parker: (Flys through the air) I'M BACK!! (lands on a car) Oh, my back!

Ratatouille

"I killed a man, with this thumb!!"

A quote from me:

"Ice cream is to me, what rum is to Jack Sparrow."