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since: 06-18-07, id: 1303344, Profile Updated: 12-13-07
country: United Kingdom
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Jhonen Vasquez, and Harry Potter.

I HAVE JELLYFIST! IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ, ESPECIALLY THE WALKING PENIS WITH THE TOAST ON HIS FACE.

http://www.roomwithamoose.com/fanart/fanart_lost.jpg This pic came from here. Doesn't it ROCK?????

ME: I am a girl, I'm 14, I have blonde hair with scarlet bits in it. I am sort-of perky goth. I like muffins. Not american muffins, English muffins. American muffins are cake. What's wrong with you? 'Muffins' as slang is the lamest thing in the universe. Except possibly getting eaten by a giraffe. That'd be pretty lame. I am on fire. I enjoy tennis. My shoes can talk. I own the Bad Art Collection. Tennis is crap. I like GIR. Family Guy is brilliant. Big Bird rapes pigeons. Michael Jackson ate Louis Theroux in a pie. Some of this is a lie.

STATUS: Miserable bitch. As always. It never changes. I wake up a miserable bitch, I go to bed a miserable bitch. I'm not constantly going from giggly to hungover to random illedgible typo. What's wrong with you people? How old are you anyway?

http://www.omegarobot.com/jhonen.html I LOVE this website.

http://www.questionsleep.com/ It's awesome (I word I only say under dire circumstances).

STUFF THAT RULES:

White Stripes. Best Band EVER!!!!!!

Mindless Self Indulgence.

Invader Sideos. Cool.

Finger Eleven

Mighty Boosh

MCR

Nickelback (just Rockstars though).

HIM (Ville Valo-cute!)

Robots in Disguise

Jeffree Star

PEOPLE THAT RULE:

Noel Fielding

Russell Brand (and his Booky Wook)

Jhonen Vasquez

Steve Ressel

Paul Bettany

Stephen Fry

Hugh Laurie

NOTES TO AMERICA:

The British aren't coming. Not now. Not ever.

We don't call America 'The States'. Never. Ever. WE. DO. NOT. DO. THAT. EVER.

We do not all sound like Hugh Grant.

SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT J.K.ROWLING NOT TALKING ABOUT AMERICA ALL THE TIME. It's annoying.

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH GETTING 150 HITS AND HAVING ONLY THE FIRST 3 ACTUALLY REVIEW? ARE THE SAME 3 PEOPLE READING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, OR WHAT?

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1. Harry Potter and the Clash of the Subcultures reviews
OH MY GOD! Ron is a Goth. Can he and Harry not kill each other? Who knows? Who cares? YOU DO, KIND READER. YOU DO.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-18-07 - Harry P. & Ron W.
2. Squee And the Horrible Twisted List reviews
Our fave little scaredy psycho is so messed up, there just have to be some weird reasons!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-18-07 - Squee & Wobbly-Headed Bob
3. Harry Potter meets JTHM reviews
Harry is a moron, so I wrote this in a fit of rage after listen to my sis read it out loud for SEVEN HOURS STRAIGHT. It will be BLOODY! Go, Johnny, go!
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-28-07 - Johnny C. - Complete
4. Teatime and the Past reviews
First fanfiction. Avoid at all costs.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-20-07 - Complete
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