Hi, people of Fanfiction.net!

I'm Kelsey, and is currently a high school student- but I'm not giving you my age, so give up, stalkers!

I love to read, and I suppose that was how I even got into writing in the first place. (actually, I just needed a place to put down all of my little Twilight-slash-Tsubasa aka Syaoran fantasies.)

First of all, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen (coughTwilightcough) owns the world.

Him and Syaoran. Syaoran is amazingly awesome. And I will eat all those that think otherwise.

Awesome inside jokes! (Yes, Rachel, I stole some of yours 'cuz I can't remember them all):

'If you touch yourself again, I'm going to kill you!'- Casey

(Our commentary to the movie Jumper) Rachel and Caroline: 'Just grab her and do it!! Just grab her and do it!!' Hayden Christensen: 'This might hurt a little.'

Therapist = The/rapist...

Random Boys Walking By: 'Crack, Crack, Crack!' Casey: Pot, Pot, Marijuana!'

Eden: 'He's not even that good at spanish!' Me: 'I know! The teacher's all 'Hola!' and he's all 'I told you, I dont want a hamburger!'

Caroline- She's a foot molester and she throws gum wrappers at young, innocent girls! cough-likeme-cough

He's dazzling her with his moustache!

Casey: 'so, yeah, since they can't tell if someone is in the room, blind girls can't masturbate alot, so they--' Caroline, cutting her off: 'OH MY GOD!! THAT SUCKS!!' Me, Rachel, and Casey: . . .?

Let's go to Fairy Land! And Edward World! Horray!

My bike's new name is Jasper Lycander and the Magical Move!

Casey: 'We have each other's blood, so we truly understand each other.'

Caroline=Mami

Caroline: 'OH GOD!! I'm gay and Irish!!'

Me: 'It's like he's dancing! Caroline: 'He's being attacked, actually.'

Casey: 'He's a river!' Caroline: 'Bet you didn't see that one coming!'

Wierd horse-lover guy: 'No one understands!! No one ever understands!! ...Except for the cowboys, they understand.' Me, Casey, Caroline: '...wtf?' O_o

Rachel: 'Hey, I don't think mushrooms really glow like that in real life! Caroline, this movie isn't accurate!!' Caroline: 'We're watching a Magical Fairy Rainforest movie and you say the glowing mushrooms are inaccurate??'

There were no onions.

Neo: 'How about instead, I give you the finger...insert hand gesture here Agent Smith: 'hmmmm...' Us: 'LOL funneh sound. XP'

Duress...??

Favorite Book:

TWILIGHT OMG!

Favorite shows (in general):

Cardcaptor Sakura, Ouran High School Host

Favorite Manga:

Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLEs, XXXHolic, Cardcaptor Sakura, Ouran High School Host

Favorite Pairings (there's alot more than this...):

Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLEs- KuroFai, SyaoranxSakura

Harry Potter- RonxHermione

Cardcaptor Sakura- SyaoranxSakura, TomoyoxEriol

Ouran- HikaruxHaruhi

Favorite Artist:

CLAMP, of course! (I worship the ground they walk on. seriously)

Yes, I have, in fact, done the following things (how pathetic...):

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you and your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

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If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

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