Hi I am Bellatrix

I never know what to write about my self , I live in British Columbia, Canada. i go to a private school with a uniform and stuff (no i am NOT a rich snob, just your average joe) i write alot of marysue stories. La La Laaa i like to siing well not really , but i really do love garden nomes there just so ...well.. creepy ...okay maybe i don't like garden nomes but seriously man those thing juat kinda freak ya out don't they? like i mean there sit there and stare at you with there cubby cheeks and pointy hats and the beaty little eyes just staring... staring... and the smile that is fixed on ughhh send shivers down my spine! or that could just be the neri/power genes who knows? you not what else is knida freaky?? clocks! yes i am serious clocks are freaky they are on the wall going tick tick tcik and the numbers what if it is all a secret code to like blow up the world and the cookcoo bird like the coice is so high and irratating grrr. STARBUCKSSS is AWSOME!! like a strawberries n cream frappachino or an upside down (upside down thats a funny word hehehe) blended strawberry lemondae yes I LOVE STRAWBERRIES DEAL WITH IT MUHAHAHAHAHAHA okay done you know what i have a friend whoes name is jill and sometimes i think she looks like roadkill tehe she's gonna kill me but this is payback bitch (Jk about the bitch part) this is PAYBACK for the video you showed your mom you evil little fool, i'l kill you i swear i will i summon my katanna and shredd you to tiny little peices then i put you back togather like a jigsaa puzzel but i won't use glue and then when you are in the middle of a test i'll turn on a fan and you'll fall into little tiny pieces again AND you'll fail your test hahahahhaa how'd ya like em apples eh jill you will die for your treacheroy!! DIE I TELL YOU DIE well not really but oh well hmmmmm i love bones and i ahte frrench cause i'm horrible at it GAHHHH MR.MAGUIRE DIEEEEEE

wow i jsut read this over again and i have no idea where i come up with these things 0_o

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

anyway..

A Rant on what i think of people who purposly look for stories to flame

for those people who like to go around fanfiction and diss other peoples story annomously that is just mean and if you actually want to make a decent flame READ THE STORY AND GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT!! i find it very rude and condesending when people flame my stories which i work hard on and i don't mind constructive critisim but flat out "your story is bad" is just plain rude please to those you go around dissing other peoples stories get a life and stop making other peoples life worst.

i just want to say hi to my friend mouldy weeds who is Jillo :P

Quotey quotes:

trevor:well then your fredrick diggory me:what?! jillo:you mean cedric diggory

Jill: YOU BLAST ENDED SKANK! Trevor: whats a skank? Me: your mom

Jill: dementor dung! Me:baskilik b00b

Jill: i'll see you tomorrow Me: have fun you bloody baron bum

Eli: Bannana muffins are good Me: i like chocolate chip bannana muffins their the best Eli: you know who makes good muffins? Me: who? Eli: the muffin man Me: ...

Me: mumbles something Jill: you wanna get us to get comb overs? Me: no i said i want to come over you door knob!

if they wanna play i've got more gernades Shay(from specials)

Jill: out of the way young lad (hits me with cane) ME: oh you flirt! Jill: Tehe!

Garrett: Shut up! Me: 1 Million and 5 do i here one million in six one million in six any one anyone- Garrett: shut up shut up shut up shut up! Me: one million and eight one million and eight going once twice SOLD!

just to let any one who actually cares i have a really hard time updateing because i'm so busy, i have terrible grammar, and i have a constant writers block sorry

Fave books: The looking Glass wars, harry potter, percy jackson and the olympians

Fave movie: Pirates of the Carribean

ARGHHHHHHH I HATE WTIERS BLOCK GAHH!!

Stories:

Lost In A World Of Confusion: this is about Serenity Riddle (yes Riddle) she got sent to Askaban because of her father. The ministry hates her because of her parent. Serenity doesn't know what to think, she Hates her father because of what he has done but at the same time she loves him because he has saved her numerous times. This is her story of trouble and confusion.

Stories i may post: (i want to know if you would read them if i did post them)

Reasoning With Rage: When she was little Jadea was abandoned by her aunt, uncle, and her only brother. She grew up to become a child filled with rage and a thirst for violence, but was found by one man. a man that changed her, he took her in as his own and she became his pride. she became Jewsadea a prefect Slytherin image a girl worthy to sit on a throne next to Lord Voldemort.

Never Break The Bond: Years Ago Mrs. Weasley and her family were cornered by death eaters, she made a deal with them to give them her youngest daughter. After years and years the death eaters never came until one Christmas eve, the went to take Ginny but Mrs. Weasley's other daughter Dia triple of Fred, and George made a deal, she left with the death eaters instead, "the dark lord may take me instead and i will not run away" she said. She became Voldemort's servant. This is her story.