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Author has written 26 stories for Naruto, and Twilight. Name: Jessica Nickname: Jecca Surname: Akasuna Zodiac: Aries Birthstone: Aquamarine Age: 18 Birthday: March 30, 1993 Favorite Color(s): red and black Grade: Senior Clubs I'm in at school: swim team, AFJROTC, Honors Academy, NHS Likes: music, Akatsuki fan fiction, guitar, vampires Dislikes: preps, stupid people Hair Color: brunette Sex: Female. Current Favorite Song: Lollipop - Framing Hanley Book(s) I'm reading now: Gray's Anatomy Favorite Books: Speak, Tender, To Kill a Mockingbird, all manga, Sex Murder and a Double Latte, Passion Betrayal and Killer Highlights, Obsession Deceit and Really Dark Chocolate, Lust Loathing and a Little Lip Gloss, I'm the Vampire That's Why, Don't Talk Back to Your Vampire, Wait Till Your Vampire Gets Home, Because Your Vampire Said So, So Much for My Happy Ending, Things Fall Apart, Vampire Kisses, Kissing Coffins, Vampireville, Dance with a Vampire, The Coffin Club, Prom Nights from Hell, Crank, Glass, Sex and the Single Vampire, Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side, Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, The Glass Castle Most hated book: The Old Man and the Sea Pets: 2 dogs and 1 sister (Dogs' names: Scrappy and Matilda) I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like Best Friends vs. Friends Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. If you have ever run into a mirror, copy this into your profile. (Surprising how many times I accomplish that one...) If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people, just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Finch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile. 30 of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are one of the 30 that KNOW that you're going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty, Monko25, leafninja345435, Frozen Fyre, AkatsukiFan, DeiDei-kunsgirl. If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this in your profile. If you KNOW the voice in your head is real, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this to your profile. DeiSaku must become the next big thing! If you like this pairing, copy this onto your profile pweeze :3 If you think Deidara's smexy, copy this to your profile. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile. 1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. DeiDei-kunsgirl! | |||||||
1. The Untold Story of Maya Uchiha reviewsMaya Uchiha is just a normal kunoichi in the Leaf Village. She's not vengeful like Sasuke. She just wants to see Itachi and her father again. Through her missions, she soon gets coerced into joining the Akatsuki, leaving all her friends and lover behind.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-6-10 - Akatsuki2. Reality TV » reviewsThe Akatsuki. 5 kunoichi. Pein. Tsunade. Mischievous scheme. What do they all have in common? RATED FOR CUSSING AND FOURSOME! SASOXSAKU!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,634 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 7-11-09 - Published: 2-21-08 - Sasori & Sakura H.3. Madness reviewsI'm addicted to your punishment an you're the master and I am craving this disaster. Rated for: BDSM, PWP, rape, language, my creativity and a lot more things! ONESHOT! HidanXOCNaruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-1-09 - Hidan - Complete4. Get Stoned reviewsGet Stoned by Hinder desription enough! Rated for: language, inapproriate conduct, drugs, and talking froggiesNaruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Sasori & Sakura H.5. Toying With Her » reviewsSEQUEL TO GENTLE WRATH! Sakura wants a child with her new husband, Sasori. Sakura also has to overcome a few tragedies. Can she do it? Read and find out. Rated for sexual intercourse!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,081 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-21-09 - Published: 8-22-07 - Sasori & Sakura H.6. Oops reviewsRenesemee gets angry at her father and forgets just for a moment that he can read her mind...ONESHOT!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-6-09 - Renesmee C./Nessie & Edward - Complete7. Girls Just Wanna Have Fun reviewsAlice is bored one day and decides to recruit Esme and Rosalie to help her with a plan. Too bad Edward doesn't see it coming...ONESHOT!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-09 - Edward - Complete8. Just Another Love Story » reviewsSakura loves Deidara. Deidara and the rest of the Akatsuki kidnap Sakura. What happens when their love is tested? Sexual Masochism and Sadism inside!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 10-22-07 - Deidara & Sakura H.9. Runaway Kunoichi » reviewsSakura can't find anything else in Konoha and is hit with the reality that Sasuke will never love her and never come back so she leaves.Rated for safety. PEIN X SAKURA COMPLETE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,317 - Reviews: 146 - Updated: 4-9-08 - Published: 7-29-07 - Sakura H. & Pain/Pein - Complete10. Puppy Love reviewsSakura's husband gets her an unexpected gift for her birthday. ONESHOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-17-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. Sex reviewsSakura just starts her very first period and her mom's gone on a mission. What happens? SIDE STORY TO 'DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL'Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-17-08 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete12. Anyone Can Dance reviewsSakura can't dance. Deidara tries to teach her. She winds up on the floor. He laughs. SLIGHT ROMANCE! DeiSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-7-08 - Deidara & Sakura H. - Complete13. Kurotsuki Meets Akatsuki » reviewsSakura Haruno, Leader of the most feared gang at school, Kurotsuki and knows most of the Akatsuki but doesn't know that she knows them except for her father who is Sasori. Rated for language and sexual intercourse! High School ficNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,974 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 7-23-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete14. Daddy's Little Girl » reviewsSakura is just a simple girl living the life of most teenagers these days. In a broken home. Her father is a criminal and she hasn't seen him since she was 13. What happens when he rejects her because of something she did when she was 15?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,149 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 1-19-08 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete15. Big Spender reviewsHe's a big spender. She isn't complaining. ITACHI IS OOC! Rated for intentions. ItaSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-3-08 - Itachi U. & Sakura H. - Complete16. Family Night reviewsThe Akatsuki throw a family night and their children, wives/girlfriends and siblings come! SOMEWHAT OF A SIDESTORY TO DADDY'S LITTLE GIRL! RATED FOR SWEARING!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-28-08 - Sakura H. - Complete17. Sasuke Doesn't Know reviewsSasuke doesn't know. Deidara wants to tell Sasuke just for kicks. Everyone thinks he's a total moron and definitely a blonde! ONESHOT!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-26-08 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete18. Dark Lady reviewsONE SHOT! SONG FIC! SASUSAKUINO LOVE TRIANGLE! Sakura goes to a gypsyfortune teller to find out some more things about herself.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves reviewsONE SHOT! SONG FIC! ITASAKU Sakura's a gypsy. What happens when she meets Itachi and then he leaves?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-08 - Sakura H. & Itachi U. - Complete20. Bang, Bang reviewsONE SHOT! SONG FIC! SASUSAKU WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH! READ TO FIND OUT WHAT IT'S ABOUT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-4-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. The Lady or the Tiger? reviewsSasori is the king of a far away land and has this trial for accused criminals. What does two doors have to do with it? ONE SHOT! SASUSAKNaruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,492 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-08 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete22. Konan's Past reviewsKonan is found by a stranger near the lake. He cares for her and helps her. How the Akatsuki came to be! Rated for intentions! ONE SHOT!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,769 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-16-07 - Konan & Pain/Pein - Complete23. Rock Ninjas! » reviewsSome of our favorite songs...NINJA STYLE! Rated for language and sexual intent. COMPLETE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 7,566 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - Complete24. Gentle Wrath » reviewsSakura's 16 and has a tough choice to make. Go with him or watch your friends die? But she's going to be unruly and defiant no matter what...until she starts to break down and all hope of going back is gone. Rated for safety! [SEQUEL UP: TOYING WITH HER!]Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,507 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-20-07 - Sakura H. & Sasori - Complete25. Sakura's An Animal reviewsSakura sneaks out of her house one night to be with her boyfriend Sasuke. ONE SHOT! SONG FIC! Rated for sexual activity.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-21-07 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete26. My Father's Who? » reviewsSakura is a teenager who has never met her father. When she finally does what will happen? Will she find new friends? No pairing! Just random and weird. Rated Teen just for safety because of language intentions and girlgirl kissing...And mention of RAPE!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,297 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 6-22-07 - Sakura H. & Deidara - Complete
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