Hey, this is me! (Or is it a random space bunny clone with superpowers?)

If you are bored and searching for a random, Teen Titan obsessed person's profile, then keep going. If you have the slightest scrap of sanity left, then RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!! RUN, RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!! -maniacal laughter is heard, suddenly cut off by the sound of someone being hit over the head with a blunt object-

Sorry about that. I'm okay, really. Or am I?

WARNING: Author tends to interrupt thoughts (kinda like this) with parenthesis A LOT!!

Uh... a little about me:

Name: IamtotallyKewlio. But I have a lot of nicknames. I've been called: Rose, Hitler, Moe, Shooter (as in basketball, not Shooter as in "Shoot 'er!"), Mom (this actually has a funny story behind it. PM me if you wanna hear it. Same goes for Hitler.), Mindy, Muffin Man, McNoodle (my mom.), The heart breaker hottie, SJB's Evil twin, and... I think that's all of them that don't involve my real name. I recently had two additions to the Nickname Wall of Fame: Godzilla (Jumped off of something and made the ground shake) and BumbleBee (like from Transformers :D). SJB's dad calls me Troublemaker. SJB called me Sylar (from Heroes), because apparently I look like him when I wear a baseball cap. GunShow7 (my little bro) has started calling me Squeaky McNot-so-quiet... It's not my fault my boots squeak!!

Where I live: in a little padded room at the Place For Happy People.

Age: dunno. A bigger number than my shoe size... but then, I can't think of anyone who's 9 1/2 wide... Sometimes I act like a three year old (shut up, SJB), but I can also fool people into thinking I'm older than I am by acting really mature (I said shut up).

Height: a certian one. I could be taller than you, but maybe I'm not.

Eye color: no one knows, 'cause I'm a vigilante crime-fighter-y person who wears this sweet mask like Robin's... only more kewlio.

Hair color: the color of my hair.

Gender: that's for me to know and for you to lose hours of sleep trying to figure out.

Religion: I am a Lutheran (Christian) and proud of it.

Favs: I like stuff, Teen Titans, writing, doing fun stuffs with my friends (YES I HAVE FRIENDS! ...some of them just aren't real, or that's what my psychiatrist says) and... that pretty much covers it. Oh! I like heights and the dark, plus bugs and just about anything that is creepy or crawly.

Pairings: Well, everyone else puts this in their profiles, so here it goes: I tend to prefer Robin and Starfire and Beast Boy and Raven (I try my hardest not to write the word BBRae. To see why, underline the middle three letters. Subliminal messaging, anyone?). However, there are some exceptions to that rule. Take, for instance, Seraephina's stories. She has a crazy knack for getting me to read (and enjoy) a RobRae (There's that word again! Gah! It must be Raven's fault...) without my consent. She's amazing that way.
I ship Flinx, and I sort of like CyBee, because I feel bad for the guy (I mean, I've already paired up the rest of the team, why not him?), and she's the only one who went out of her way to give him a nickname other than "Cy." Well... unless you want to count Mother Mae-Eye and Val-yor. Which would be kinda creepy.

Terra... is sort of an interesting topic. Personally, I prefer break-ups or possibly AUs when it comes to Terra. Sorry, Terra-fans, but she's a statue. Or, if you think about her in "Things Change," she's a high schooler who's more interested in Geometery than a famous super hero.

If you're bored and looking for something to do, PM me! I should answer within a day or so (generally a few hours).

I'm having fun right now, picturing the look on the face of the poor sap that's reading this. I have an overactive imagination, and I'm really scary when I'm mad... or hyper, for that matter. I have been asked if I'm bi-polar (to which I said "NO, (s)he's not!! Yes, yes I am.). I think I'm slightly schizophrenic.

Oh! If you're on my fav authors/stories and are wondering why I don't have you on author/story alert, the reason is I feel that it's more fun to go on FF.net and be like "Dude! They updated! Schweet. :D"

Interesting (or boring, depends on your outlook on life) facts about me:

I am the second oldest out of five kids. My sibs are known as Mr. Awesomazing (he made that word up, so don't use it without permission), Gun Show, Colter-bug, and Chatterbox. (Hey, SJB, see if you can guess who's who!) I am known under many aliases, most of which were listed above.

I have three close friends, SJB (a.k.a. TeSsA-MaRkOv), Pink Princess, and Plunger girl.

I love getting reviews! (Hint, hint.)

I think I can safely say I don't hate anyone.

Country music is my favorite genre, although I love all kinds of music. One of my favorite non-country songs is Hate is a Strong Word (But I Really, Really, Really Don't Like You). If you have a favorite song, PM me and tell me the name, I'll try and find it online. This is one way I stay open to different genres.

I think I'm obsessed with fanfiction.net. I mostly read Teen Titans stories (man, that was a cool show), but I like a lot of cartoons. I'll probably read just about anything, though, so long as there is NO sexual content and limited swearing.

I am probably the most innocent (as in not perverted) person I know. SJB can attest to this.

I don't "do it" (part of my religion and morals), and am waiting for a ring on my finger.

I have strong beliefs, but am very good at seeing others' point of view, so if you think I'm wrong, point it out!

I have a homo-sexual cousin, as well as a mentally impaired cousin, and do not hate either of them. I am morally and religiously against being homo-sexual, but do not hate anyone who is. There is nothing wrong with being mentally impaired.

Despite how serious any of that may have sounded, I'm really not the kind of person who's ultra-serious all the time. I'm only like that when I need to be. Normally, I'm an insane, laughing, joke-cracking, all around nice person.

I love superheroes. Go on, ask me a fact. I dare you.

Ultra Weird Copy Things that I Deleted About Half Of:

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven.

A friend will visit you in jail, and tell you that what you did is wrong. A good friend will bail you out of jail, and scold you for what you did, but laugh with you about it later. But a best friend will be sitting next to you in jail, saying, "That was so awsome! Let's do it again!" (Hey SJB (and a few others I could mention. You know who you are!) You better be sitting next to me!)

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by these angels, but I call them my best friends.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, imfromjupiter, spam29rice, IamtotallyKewlio.

If you like these 'copy' things, and you think they're funny, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot or marijuana. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer. (Actually, I know two. My second grade teacher (and also the only person who can get away with calling me by my full first name and middle name) and SBJ's mom. They're both alive. Yay!) (Recently, the husband of someone I know through my church died of cancer. He is now happily in heaven, though his wife misses him a lot)

Did you know...?

7 percent of Americans believe that Elvis is still alive.

In the Roman Coliseum, the feeding of Christians to the lions was considered a "half-time show" and was preformed at midday so people could go home and have lunch without missing anything exciting.

It is said to be impossible to lick your elbow.

After reading the above statement, 75 percent of the people who read it will try to lick their elbows.

Tigers have striped skin, not just fur.

Cats cannot move their jaws from side to side, only up and down.

E equals mc squared is an actual equation.

Stewardesses is the longest word you can type with your left hand (with your hands in correct typing position).

Colorblindness is more common in men.

The average sneeze is 99 mph.

Quotes! Mua, ha, ha! (Ahem. Sorry.)

Come to the dark side. We have cookies! (I have no idea where this came from)

The average American attention span is that of a ferret on a double expresso. (Dunno, don't ask)

I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up intellegence. There's one called brightness, but that doesn't work! (See two above)

Jazz: You wanna piece of me?! You wanna piece!?
Megatron: No, I want two. (rips him in half.)
Megatron and Jazz, Tranformers

Uncle Ben: (screws in a light bulb) The LORD said let there be light, and viola, there was light. 40 soft-glowin' watts of it.
Aunt May: Good boy. God'll be thrilled.
Uncle Ben and Aunt May, Spiderman 1

King Arthur: What is your name?
Tim the Sorcerer: Some call me... Tim?
King Arthur (or whoever that guy thought he was) and Tim the Sorcerer, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Cyborg: But...how am I supposed to beat Billy without the Max-7? I could barely keep up with him before.
Beast Boy: (wearing an origami hat he made) Maybe you don't need to keep up with him. I can turn into the biggest, strongest, fastest animals on Earth. But you know what, dude? Sometimes it's best to be a slow, tiny turtle. (opens hand to reveal an origami turtle he made)
Raven: (after a short pause) That would have been a lot more profound without the hat.
Cyborg, Beast Boy, and Raven, Teen Titans

Raven: Evil beware; we have waffles.
Raven, Teen Titans

Cyborg: We've got a pinata shaped like Beast Boy. You know you wanna smack it!
Cyborg, Teen Titans

Robin: Can't be any creepier than that documentary on hot dogs that Starfire made us watch.
Starfire: It was fascinating! I had no idea Earth-people eat so many pigs...and insects!
Robin and Starfire, Teen Titans

Beast Boy: HELLO?! Isn't it obvious? The movie's curse! Watching it opened a portal into another dimension! The monster came through the portal, and now it's gonna hunt us down and eat us! And I'm probably delicious!!
Beast Boy, Teen Titans

Cyborg: (yawning) Sunrise. Time for bed.
Cyborg, Teen Titans

Jamie: I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet.
Jamie, Mythbusters

Tory: He's gonna die; but it's gonna look great!
Tory, Mythbusters

Scottie: Maybe it's a myth that Methane is flammable?
Adam: It's not a myth. We're just idiots.
Scottie and Adam, Mythbusters

Falconi: Ignorance is bliss. Don't burden yourself with the secrets of scary people.
Falconi, Batman

Lex: What did my dad always say to me, Kitty?
Kitty: "You're losing your hair"?
Lex: (annoyed) No, the other thing.
Kitty:"Get out"?
Lex and Kitty, Superman Returns

Albedo: ...Until that day, BRING ME CHILI FRIES!!
Albedo, Ben 10: Alien Force

Akima: What are you going to call it?
Cale: I think... I'll name it... Bob.
Akima: (indignant) You can't call a planet Bob!
Cale: (amused) What, you're the boss now? You're the king of Bob?
Akima: I... am never... calling it... that."
Akima and Cale, Titan A.E.