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since: 06-20-07, id: 1305316, Profile Updated: 08-18-09
country: United States
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

Bella's dess for An Angel Shoudnt Cry - http://z.about.com/d/fashion/1/7/X/e/2/reddress.jpg

Bella's wedding Dress - http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=3755&prodgroup=10
Alice's wedding dress - http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=2677&prodgroup=10
Rosalie's wedding dress - http://www.davidsbridal.com/bridal_gowns_detail.jsp?stid=3750&prodgroup=10


There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've met your not-blood related twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, and the people who kill the animals don't use the meat, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball. Copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916

Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843

Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901

Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916

Edward Cullen: Hotter and Spicier Than You since 1901

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (Carlisle!)

Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile

If you think the semi-colon is completely useless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've reread TWILIGHT over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a really cute, true poem.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

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1. Reappearances » reviews
Sequel to Changes. Please read that one first. This is Emma's story, how she deals with her brother's death. But who is this new beautiful girl who seems to hate her already? Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,089 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 6-23-08
2. Betrayals » reviews
AU All Human. A drunk Edward accidentally cheats on Bella. Now he has to deal with the consequences - all of them. Please Read and Review! Rated T for safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 211 - Updated: 8-18-09 - Published: 7-6-08
3. Changes » reviews
All human. Nobody is related except for Alice and Emmett. Rosalie and Edward and Alice and Emmett all transfer. Bella is antisocial and Jasper is a vampire. All get togather and change dramatically. Now Complete! Please R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,661 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 6-18-08 - Published: 1-7-08 - Complete
4. An Angel Shouldn't Cry reviews
Companion story to Changes. You don't need to read that one though. Rated M for Lemon. One-shot. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-19-08 - Complete
5. Karaoke with the Cullens » reviews
On a boring day in Forks, what will Alice come up with to spice up the fun? Karaoke, of course. Please R&R. Flames accepted and appreciated. Rated T just in case. My first Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-29-07 - Published: 12-17-07 - Complete
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