ARTWORK for What's Underneath. Go share the love.

PRIMEVAL: Never fear, my HP friends, I am not growing weary of the fandom. I also apologise for totally spamming your accounts with a bunch of tiny little things that have nothing to do with Draco, Hermione, or Ginny. I promise there are only a couple more, and I'm going to put them up tomorrow. However, if you have not yet discovered the joys of PRIMEVAL, I encourage you to check it out (Series 1-3 are available for instant-play on Netflix). Even if sci-fi isn't your thing, Andrew Lee Potts is pretty enough to compensate, I promise.

TBW: Chapter 19 is in the works, I promise. Also, this site is the only site on which TBW will be posted in its entirety, unless I miraculously find the time to clean up the first nine chapters and put it up at GE.

LDB: Chapter 11 was a blast, guys, and I hope you enjoyed it too :) Now we get down to the plot - for realz.

Resurrection: Monster Destructor Children broke my flash drive, and this chapter, ironically, was one of the ones I didn't have backed up anywhere else because I fail.

Curiosity: Part III has also been lost, but I have most of it on hard-copy, i.e. handwritten in three different notebooks, which I know for a fact I edited heavily once it was typed. Again with the failing.

"If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I would not brood. I would type a little faster."

~Isaac Asimov.

"Always put away your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God."

~Dean Winchester, Supernatural 2x13

"That'll put marzipan in your pie plate bingo!"

~Buffybot, Buffy the Vampire Slayer 6x1

"Ninja-kick the damn rabbit!"

"A wise man say: Forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

~ Michaelangelo, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1991) Ruby say: Always tip your driver!

Casey: Whoa, whoa, whoa... uh, what's all this about staying the night down here?

Donatello: You're a claustrophobic.

Casey: Do you want a fist in the mouth?

Donatello: Uh-uh.

Casey: I've never even looked at another guy.

April: What he means is that you're afraid of enclosed spaces.

~Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1991)

"There's something good about unpleasant memories: they make you think you're happy when a moment before you were convinced of the contrary. Happiness is a question of degree. When you know that, you're seldom completely unhappy."

~The Night in Lisbon by Erich Maria Remarque. (An absolutely, fanstastically amazing book. You should read it.)

"Life is easy to chronicle, but bewildering to practise, and we welcome 'nerves' or any other shibboleth that will cloak our personal desires."

~A Room With a View by E.M. Forster; Chapter 14

"Face down, or I'll stop your heart beating with my mind."

~Jensen, The Losers

"Joe, I can categorically say that you are not a bigger banana-head."

Lucas, Empire Records

Joe, on phone with police: Hey, kid, what's your name?

Kid: Warren Beaty.

Joe: All right, Warren, how old are you?

Warren: Old enough to kick your butt through your skull and splatter your brains on the wall.

Joe, into phone: Yeah, he's a juvenile.

~Empire Records

Okay, I don't usually copy and paste out of other people's profiles, but this was just too fabulous:

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

TBW: Welcome, all you Mugglenet-eers! So glad to have you :D As a whole bunch of you know, I've said my final farewells to Mugglenet.com's fanfiction site. We had word count issues. Also, and I didn't say this over there, this story is probably going to be a little bit above and beyond the 'Professors' rating, and I honestly don't want to take the time to rewrite half the latter part of the story (sex, violence, rock'n'roll. You know, the usual) to make it PG enough. Nothing against the site; it was just getting to be a hassle.