Gender: Female

Tomatoes are my favorite food. Can you get why I feel like a Sasutard? Sasuke's the poser though, I have loved them since I was little. -shot-

Girls who can't take a hit, wouldn't dream of getting their hands dirty, walk the whole mile, can't go a day without their cell phones, fight by pulling hair and clawing, and are all around pansies piss me off. They are the girls who make guys think they're superior to us. They need to learn how to throw a punch, be tough, and stand proud.

We wear tennis shoes to P.E. not flats.
Actually TRYING in P.E. won't kill you; so CATCH the ball.
Rain isn't the devil trying to mess up your hair.
Stop texting for five minutes watch you won't spontaneously combust.
Go hop a fence, climb a tree, get dirty. It's a lot more fun than you think.

I'm a girl and I'll throw anyone who looks down on me because of it in a mud puddle.

Favorites

American Cartoons

Danny Phantom
Avatar the Last Airbender
Teen Titans
Static Shock

Anime/Manga

Naruto
Full Metal Alchemist
Baccano!
Black Lagoon
Ouran High Host Club
Fruits Basket
Pokemon

Video Games

Legend of Zelda
Jak and Daxter
Super Smash Brothers
Ace Attorney
Okami

Couples

(Naruto)

Naruto x Hinata
Sasuke x Sakura
Gaara x Matsuri
Shikamaru x Temari
Neji x TenTen
Chouji x Ino
Sai x Ino
Kakashi x Anko
Asuma x Kurenai
Jiraiya x Tsunade

(Legend of Zelda)

Link x Zelda
Link x Fem!Sheik
Link x Tetra
Link x Ilia
Komali x Medli
Kafei x Anju
Mikau x Lulu

(Ace Attorney)

Phoenix Wright x Maya Fey
Dick Gumshoe x Maggey Bryde
Diego Armando x Mia Fey
Klavier Gavin x Ema Skye

(Pokemon)

Ash x Misty
Drew x May
Brock x Suzie
James x Jesse

(Fullmetal Alchemist)

Edward x Winry
Roy x Riza

(Inuyasha)

Sesshomaru x Rin
Inuyasha x Kagome
Miroku x Sango

(Crack Pairing/Super Smash Brothers Brawl/Yaoi)

Ike x Pit

Quotes

And you, young woman, bearing weapons when you should be bearing children. ~Tale of Rin+Sesshomaru, By rwparker

Look! Look! Sasuke has duck-butt hair! Isn’t that superfantabulous?! ~Change in Direction, By Tasha Ashes

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else. ~Unknown

Here’s the plan: We go in. I start hitting people hard in the face; see where that takes us. ~Unknown

One does not simply walk into Wal-mart. There is evil there that does not sleep. ~Unknown

Today, I discovered goldfish don’t like jello. ~Unknown

Oh yeah? Well… I don’t like your pants. ~Unknown

My luck hates me. ~Unknown

Now go away before I decide to stab you with my chopsticks. ~About a Daddy and a Nanny, By syaoran no hime

-points- Hey! No mind reading without permission! ~Heroes of Hyrule, By anime animal

GOOD GOD!! IT'S INVINSIBLE!! ~Ooccoo the deformed, By Humanoid-Magpie

When you want something said; get a man to do it. When something done; get a woman to do it. ~Unknown

Aww...look at all the teeny little kids who want to be Hitler. ~My friend, Jill

The FBI wears purple socks. ~My friend, Kristina

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. ~Unknown

If I cared what people thought I would have dyed my hair black a long time ago. ~Kurosaki Ichigo, Bleach

If you're not a fan of Sasuke and Sakura then you have bad taste. ~Animequeen100

If you douse me again, and I'm not on fire, I'm donating you to a city collage. ~Iron man

So, you’re telling me that if I told you that I wanted to ravish you right this very second, you’d be okay with it? ~Clones, By Perpetual159

Naruto likes Sakura, Sakura likes Sasuke, and Sasuke is still emotionally retarded. ~Out of Breath

You know that saying, 'You are what you eat?' Well, if I eat Lucky Charms does that mean I'm Magically Delicious? ~My friend, Amanda

Just because I happen to ponder metaphysics more than you do, doesn't mean I'm stupid. ~Once Upon A Time, By Totally Tampons

What the hell were you doing if you weren’t debating kissing her? Looking for inspiration for some emo poetry or something?
She is beautiful like a cherry blossom in wintertime,
A dying beauty that I will never call my own,
Because I am––
AN IDIOTIC ASSHOLE. Believe it! ~The Pinkish Green Saga, By dance of isis

This girl in Special Ed. asked me out today and when I rejected her she called me a retard. ~My cousin, Robbie

Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton. ~Brother Odd, By Dean Koontz

If I made a list of all the people I can't con it would be: you and the guy at 7eleven. ~My friend, Eugene, after a conversation about how he couldn't con me.

Come on Ash, I don't need to know what a loser you are. I aready know that! ~Barry, Pokemon

The odds of something like what you just described happening are astronomical. And since you don't have a single shred of evidence to back up your claim, I'm going to have to call bullshit. ~It is a Mystery, By Mister Mystery

You'll be so fast Mother Nature will be like, "Slow down," you'll be like "Fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS. ~Powerthirst

Climb down off your pedastal, Sally, and go make me some fries and shut up. ~My sister, Nicole, when I told her the story of how a McDonald's employee wouldn't let me and my friends play Black Jack in the restuarant.

I didn't know you could hide in plain sight, so I didn't look there. ~My brother, Anthony

These are my copy and paste... ings...

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, the girl in the mirrior, AnonymousNavi

Yes, we kill animals. We need them for food, but we, however, DO NOT need them for fashion! If you are against fur coats, purses, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.

Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian friends, please repost this into your profile:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

Thanks.

Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree.The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

One bright day in the middle of night,
two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came and shot those two dead boys.
A paralyzed mule kicked them other a wall,
into a dry ditch that drowned them all.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
then ask the blind man,
he saw it too.