Hello to all out there! I'm Red Tatsu. Hmmmm. Not much to say. In that case, it's time for the info!

Gender: Female

Age: It doesn't really matter.

Favorite color: Red, specifically burgundy.

Favorite shows: Fullmetal Alchemist, Doctor Who, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Black Cat, Invader Zim, Inuyasha, The Simpsons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club, and Deathnote.

Favorite characters in said shows: Envy, Martha Jones, Mion, Sven, Dib, Sesshoumaru, Lisa, Willow, Watanuki, Nekozawa, and Mello.

LEAST favorite characters in said shows: Archer, K9, Shion, Echidna, Bill, Kagome, The Rich Texan, Warren, Himawari, Tamaki's Grandma, and Higuchi.

Favorite magazine: Muse. The magazine of life, the universe, and pie throwing. PWT PWNS!

-Random Thoughts-

I have an incredibly bizarre theory, which is that Pokemon takes place in present day Amestris. I don't know how I got this idea, especially since I had already stopped watching Pokemon by the time I started watching FMA. What's the point of Pokemon, anyway? It seems to be a complex scheme to encourage cock-fighting. Ugh! But I digress. Clearly, most pokemon are chimeras, while the Unown are freaky gate-babies. Wait. What are the gate-babies doing OUTSIDE of the gate? Uh-oh.

No one named "Train Heartnet" is allowed to be an assassin. I'm just sayin'.

Oh my God! Shiki stole Envy's hair! Little bastard.

I started watching anime because of the article that Muse had on cosplay.

I think I'm sort of an emo/nerd. I'm often depressed and very emotional, but I like nerdy stuff, too.

... Has anyone ever paired Ling and Russel together? That would be awesome!

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If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo's Blue Pen, Red Tatsu

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.