Me: Hi! As I'm sure you already know, my name is zara2148.

(A boy with blond hair and blue eyes walks in, dragging a girl with black hair and green eyes on a chain) Um, what about us?

Me: Oh, right. This is Arxaz (the boy waves) and Razax (the girl merely glares). And in case you are wondering why Razax is on a chain, it's because she's my evil muse bent on taking over the world.

Razax: I will kill you all.

Me: Um, right. Anyway, for those of you who actually want to know more about me, here are some things about me.

Age: None of your biz

Location: The TRUE Land of the Rising Sun, Arizona. Seriously, it's so hot here, even Satan himself would moan about the heat.

Lives: In a sad little fantasy world

Gender: Female

Likes: Comedies, satire, irony (Basically anything funny), desserts (Have a huge sweet tooth), anime (I have a yen for it. Get it? sighs Forget it)

Dislikes: Turtlenecks (I always feel like they're choking me), homework (Consitutes as cruel and unusual punishment, in my opinion), insects, and fashion-obsessed shallow snobs, the new Pokemon voice actors (Just WHAT were they on when they decided to fire the original actors?)

My Favorite TV Shows: Danny Phantom (Why Nickeledeon is cancelling it, I'll never know. begins muttering unkind things about Nickeledeon), Avatar (Excellent show! The characters have a lot of depth. And Zuko's so cool!), Pokemon (The original and Johto league seasons, at least. I'm not really into the new seasons begins muttering about the new voice actors)

My Favorite Color: Red, but I also like gold and black.

My Favorite Songs: "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day , "Somewhere I Belong" by Linkin Park, "Welcome To My Life" by Simple Plan, "Missing" by Evanescence, "Sanctuary", "Simple and Clean", "Until the Day I Die" by Story of the Year

My Favorite Movies: Spiderman, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service, Over the Hedge, Robots, Spy Kids 2

Hobbies: Reading, watching TV, surfing the Web, and playing video games. Sadly, I have no life. :-(

Superpowers I would like: Psychic powers, definitely. Or maybe ghost powers, to go with the whole having-no-life thing.

My Favorite Quotes

"Are you intending to let him kill you?" "Certainly not. You must kill me." "Would you like me to do it now? Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?" ~ Severus Snape & Albus Dumbledore, Deathly Hallows

"And now, Harry, let us step out into the night and pursue that flighty temptress, adventure." ~ Albus Dumbledore, The Half-Blood Prince

"Promise me you'll look after yourself ... stay out of trouble..." "I always do, Mrs. Weasley, I like a quiet life, you know me." ~ Mrs. Weasley and Harry Potter, The Half-Blood Prince

"Hm, three news photos of you and your underwear... Nine more and you can have your own calender! ~ Tucker Foley, Phantom Planet

"Calcifer, move the castle sixty miles west. And while you're at it, make hot water for my bath. " "Fine, like moving the castle isn't hard enough!" ~ Howl & Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"Looks like we have another addition to the family. Hmmm, you've got quite a nasty spell on you too, huh? Seems everyone in this family's got problems." ~ Howl, Howl's Moving Castle

"They say that the best blaze burns brightest, when circumstances are at their worst." "Yeah, but no-one really believes that. Come on, let's be honest." ~ Sophie & Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"Help! Help! Crazy lady with a shovel!" ~ Calcifer, Howl's Moving Castle

"He's calling the spirits of darkness... I saw him do this once before when a girl dumped him!" Markl, Howl's Moving Castle

"Okay, first: don't panic. Second: don't panic. And third: did I mention not to panic?" ~ Jiji, Kiki's Delivery Service

"You'd think they'd never seen a girl and a cat on a broom before." ~ Jiji, Kiki's Delivery Service

"Well, Cortezes, any last words?" "None that I can say in front of my children." "Not to mention your mother." ~Donnagon Giggles, Ingrid Cortez, & Grandmother Cortez, Spy Kids 2 Island of Lost Dreams

"I don't mind talking to myself, but when you guys start to cut me outta the conversation, that's when it gets a little... strange!" ~Toymaker, Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

"Fat-free cookies? Might as well be eating dirt." ~RJ, Over the Hedge

"You know, my last roommate jumped out THAT window." ~Fender, Robots

"You consider me a friend?" "'Sure. What else would I consider you? '' ''I don't know. An embarrassment? A way to rebel against your parents? A desperate cry for help? The list is endless. " ~Fender & Rodney, Robots

"I told you I'd find him! It's a mother's instinct." "Instinct? He left us a note, 'I'm leaving, I'll be at the train station.'" ~Mrs. & Mr. Copperbottom, Robots

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyr, EmoGwyddoniaeth2, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Daydreamer71, -EHWIES, Shewhodanceswithdragons, That Bloody Demon, Zara2148

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and anal electrocute the poor animals? And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile!

65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read, if you are part of the 35 percent who read more that watch TV then cut and paste this to your Profile.

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I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~ PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from fictionpress.net), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, zara2148

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.