This is a profile that two of us share to co-write storys. We also have our own profiles that we write our own stories on. In our authors notes we refer to each other with nick names: Flotsum and Jinx or sometimes our names Ali and Bella. We are IStarEdwardCullen1221(Flotsum) and JasperisMYeverything (Jinx). .We are best friends. Actually we're more like sisters. We are completely random and our fic's show it. We also have a lot of inside jokes--they are insperation sometimes for our stories particularly Second Meaning and Cullen Announcements.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (both of us have done that...sad isnt it?)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. ( Flotsum does this more than Jinx..her shins are always brused from falling.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck fan-girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile. (Flotsum)

If you're a proud stalker and obssed love-struck fan-girl of Jasper Whitlock Hale, copy this into your profile. (Jinx)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile (the question is when dont i)

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. The irony...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profileOr the stupid lucky Charms leprechon should give the kids some dn ceral

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Links for Kiss of Death

Chapter 8:

Bella's new car: http://www.gayot.com/images/auto/ford/escape_hybrid_08/topshot.jpg

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Flotsum and Jinx