Whooo! -wipes forehead- I finally redid my profile!

okay...here it goes:

THE BASICS:

my japanese name (or so Rum and Monkey say) : Yoshizawa, Ayumu I guess when you put both meanings together it means (lucky swamp, and i walk (more like run) my own way) I like it!

my age: two-billion and one

my birthday: November 8th... or is it!? looks around with shifty eyes

my height: 5'4 and im ticked about it, because I used to be the tallest in my class and now I'm one of the shortest kids in my school. I've been mad at all the boys, one of thems 5'11!! SO NOT FAIR!

my weight: 114 lbs.

sex: female

nationality: american, italian, german, irish, scottish, mexican, native american

hair & eye color: brown (why make two subjects for one color?!)

HOBBIES:

SPORTS TO PLAY: TENNIS TENNIS TENNIS! Volleyball...kinda football

SPORTS TO WATCH: soccer, sometimes football, rugby, hockey, t-ball (its better than actual baseball!)

FAVORITE COLOR: red, black, purple

FAVORITE ANIMALS: wolves, dogs, horses (a lot more)

FAVORITE WORDS: OI! spulunking, yuffentine

FAVORITE AGE: 605

ummm...thats all i can think of...

stories im working on right now:

that man in the rain: Inkheart: chapter three
i got a review that i should explain more about capricorn, should i just edit and repost chapter two?

a twilight fanfiction...damn writers block...arg

NOTES TO ALL OF YOU CRAZY LITTLE MONKEY PEOPLE:

-im anticipating the end of the world with great curiosity, EVERYTHING is going to end on Sunday, December 23rd 2012, the Mayan's say so. The Mayans have known when every date, solar eclipse, and EVERYTHING that was going to happen since the beginning of theri own civilization. Guess what? They off by only 33 seconds. So, cancel your plans for the weekend on the 23rd, I think you might be busy...

-Neither the chicken or the egg came forst, it was the T-rex (GREAT GREAT GREAT de-evolved form of the chicken scientifically proven baby!) who came first.

-a tomato is a fruit, because it produces its own seeds.

-there is NO magical faries on the end of that rainbow Timmy, its just a soul-eating, drug-addicted, mafia lepricon! But go ahead! Run along!

-Cloud Strifes hair is DEFYING gravity, so take that Newton!

-Therapist- translation= THE RAPIST!

Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons- why does it have to be lemons? I HATE lemons!"

"I know big words and I'm not afraid to use them!"

"Someday we'll look back at this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." (I'll have some stupid cliche)

"People give me weird looks for being weird, so I give them weird looks for being all the same"

"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because your all the same!"

"When it rains, god's crying, when there's a hurricane, god's sneezing, and when there's a heat wave, boy did you piss him off!"

"Why can't they just give the frikin rabbit the frikin trix?" "Because then they'd have to stop the comercials from airing, thus stopping the production of your favorite sugar coated fruit like cereal." "oh..."

"I'd call you a fruit loop if they didnt taste so good!"

"Can I drive?" He frowned."Why?" "Well mostly because when I told Charlie I was going to Seattle, he specifically asked if I was going alone and, at the time, I was. If he asked again, I probably wouldn't lie but I do think he will ask again, and leaving the truck at home would just bring up the subject unnecissarily. And also, because your driving frightens me." He rolled his eyes. "Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving." (Edward and Bella, Twilight)

"DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL! DESTROY US ALL!!" (Billy from The grim adventures of billy and mandy)

"A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well"

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."

"Sometimes you're the windshield, but sometimes you gotta be the bug."

"Join the new game that's sweeping the country! It's called "Bureaucracy." Everybody stands in a circle, and the first person to actually do anything loses."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

"Let's play truth or dare! Or maybe just dare, because nobody seems to tell the truth anymore."

"Stay in the car."..."Why does the girl always have to stay in the car?" (Moonlight)

"Thundercats are GO!!" (Juno)

"Wow your Tall..." (Me to every SINGLE person at my school taller than me)

"I'm down, I've got the 411 and your not getting JIGGY with whoever this boy is! No matter how dope his car is!" (The dad on Ten things I hate about you)

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

Stop the Pairing Wars!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing.

You shalt paste this in your profile.

Fights for Animal Rights!

Become a supporter today!

If you believe in protecting animals and are against animal testings on stupid things like shampoo, copy and paste this into your profile while starting a petition at your school and/or neighborhood and/or state!

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you find fictional characters that are dark, and most likely vampires HOT... copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied one of the copy and paste things onto your profile just for the sake of copying and pasting someting onto your profile...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen,xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, GatorPups95, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', ShimmeringJade, Sabaku no Hasame (Gaara's Desert Rose)Kenshin H.Phoenix of Lava 777, SacredStoneFury,mintmelodygirl, xXKoutaValentineXx(Alyssa!)

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

HELP SPREAD THE WORD FOR A NEW CATEGORY! if you want a category for The Looking Glass Wars by Frank Beddor, help me spread the word by posting this on ALL of LGW fan profliles!! ALYSS wants her own category! Not to be mixed with that goody-two-shoes version of her life!! HELP NOW!! (we have cookies!)

INKHEART THE MOVIE!! COMES OUT sometime...!! YESSSSSSS!! See the trailer at www.inkheartmovie.com WHAT WE'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!

TWILIGHT THE MOVIE COMES OUT ON DECEMBER 12TH 2008

JINGLE BOMBS!!:

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That's when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military...

it's not funny!

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
or I'll kill you...

I KILL YOUOUOU!

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months (-cough- taegin -uncough-), but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

And God(CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward,"...and it was goood

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

REALLY SAD POEM!!:

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

TIDBITS:

- well people, its summer now, so I'm going ot be updating more frequently...I mean, its not like i havent updated a story in six moonths or anything like that! hehe...nervous chuckle oooh christ...