New Here. Don't really know what's going on. I'll figure it out.

12/23/08: ANYONE who has sent me a PM (private message) within the last month, please send it again. My old email stopped sending me alerts so I had to switch over to a different address. I wonder how many PMs I've missed. -sigh-

3/27/09: If you ever have any doubts about my existence, check out my Homepage and look for R.I.P. comments. If you don't see any, I'm still alive. If you do... well, then that explains why I haven't been talking to you.

Becka walks up to me from the makeup aisle at WalMart with some mascara:

-What's "oinks"? I found black charcoal and black "oinks". Is that French or something? I just want regular black.

-That doesn't sound French. Let me see it. Ugh... Rebecka, that's onyx.

-What's onyx?

-It's a black gem.

-Oh, so I should get it then?

-Yes.

oOoOoO-Twilight Quiz-OoOoOo

Which car would you drive?
Volvo: S60R silver Volvo, sporty, safe, fast, slick, luxurious.

Which Cullen are you?
Carlisle Cullen: Merciful, compassionate, inspirational, leader, trustworthy.

Which werewolf are you?
Embry: Quiet, reserved, shy, friendly, playful, easy going.

Vamp or Wolf?
Human: Woop-de-doo.

What type of vampire?
Error 404 - Not Found: Aww.
EDIT: Volturi.

Which Cullen boy is your perfect match?
Edward: Gentlemen, old-fashioned, faithful, passionate.

Which Cullen girl is your perfect match?
Bella: Innocent, loyal, mature, understanding, intelligent.

Link: http://en.twilightpoison.com/menu_tests.html