Name: Jonathan (MyArtIsInWords, MAIIW, Fluffy, Mr. Hotpants, Jazzysper, among others...)

State: Washington

Current Occupations: Student, Wannabe-Lover, Wannabe-Fighter, Aspiring Singer and Songwriter

Okay, long story short.

I'm 16 years old, and I'm a guy. I'm obsessed with Twilight, but lately it's been drifting off in favor of all my buddies down at the TWILIGHTDOM forum. I'm grateful for my friends and more grateful that I have an outlet whenever another story hits me.

But I read The Host and now I love it :D

And then I read Breaking Dawn and now I'm like :O

Hey TWILIGHTDOMers!

And I suck at writing :D My ideas are great but they're either too good to be written or I screw it up and it looks bad XD

Quotes By Me!

"It's not stalking! It's limerence! There's a difference! Go look it up on Wikipedia!"

"It's not what we are that shapes our future:
It's what we become that shapes our legacy."

"Of course you're not pretty... you're sexy!"

"Life is like a video game; you're never remembered unless you leave a high score."

"All men are created equal. What they become is an entirely different story."

"Men may be kings but women are goddesses."

"If we do not live to see another day, how will we ensure that someone else does?"

"A wise man said that the world is a stage, and we all play a part.
We may not choose what role we play, but it is how we play it, that makes the actor successful, and in turn, the world around him."

"What a stupid lamb."
"What a sick, masochistic lion."
-Edward and Bella

My "Twilight" Soundtrack

1. She's A Rebel - Green Day
2. I'm Like A Lawyer With The Way I'm Always Trying To Get You Off (Me & You) - Fall Out Boy
3. Camisado - Panic! At the Disco
4. Over My Head (Cable Car) - The Fray
5. Ever The Same - Rob Thomas
6. My Favorite Accident - Motion City Soundtrack
7. Of All The Gin Joints In The World - Fall Out Boy
8. Afrad - Yellowcard
9. Memory - Sugarcult
10. Breathing - Yellowcard
11. XO - Fall Out Boy
12. The Girl's A Straight Up Hustler - All Time Low
13. 3 A.M. - Matchbox Twenty
14. The Future Freaks Me Out - Motion City Soundtrack
15. Fighting - Yellowcard
16. Circles - All Time Low
17. Far Away - Nickleback
18. Say Goodbye - Chris Brown
19. Pins And Needles - Billy Talent
20. Superman (It's Not Easy) - Five For Fighting
21. Unwell - Matchbox Twenty
22. Line And Sinker - Billy Talent
23. Rough Landing, Holly - Yellowcard
24. Hum Hallelujah - Fall Out Boy
25. Paper Walls - Yellowcard
26. Savin' Me - Nickleback
27. How To Save A Life - The Fray
28. Are We The Waiting? - Green Day
29. St. Jimmy - Green Day
30. L.G. Fuad - Motion City Soundtrack
31. View From Heaven - Yellowcard
32. I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me - Fall Out Boy
33. Ocean Avenue - Yellowcard
34. Little Wonders - Rob Thomas
35. Dear Bobbie - Yellowcard
36. I Don't Love You - My Chemical Romance
37. Surrender - Billy Talent
38. You - Switchfoot

40 ODD Things about me! (A questionnare I filled out)

1. Where's #1 on your top 8?
No Top 8
2. What is your favorite possession?
My computer, a weird teddy bear, my iPod
3. Do you own a gun?
A NERF Longshot
4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?
I don't have an ex
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
I don't have doctor's appointments (I'm just healthy like that)
7. What's your favorite Christmas song?
"Yule Shoot Your Eye Out" by Fall Out Boy
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Anything cold
9. Can you do a push up?
I can do six different kinds of push-ups.
10. Is your bathroom clean?
Yes, but I don't clean it
11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?
My wristwatch. Extra points for instant time
12. Do you take painkillers?
In recommended doses
13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
I listen to women and give real advice. (It never works!)
14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)
My parents thought I used to
15. What's your name?
In the proflie
16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment
Music, Questionnaire, FF.net
17. Name the last 3 things you have bought
FBI Cap :D, Woodcraft of a combat Humvee, groceries
18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink
Water, juice, soda
19. Current worry?
Nothing
20. Current hate?
Society
21. Favorite place(s) to be?
My house, school, occassionally shopping
22. How did you bring in the New Year?
Watched TV until midnight and went to sleep
23. Where would you like to go?
No idea
24. Do you own slippers?
I gave my slipper-socks to my sister. She's yet to use my pair
25. What shirt are you wearing?
A white one, like the other 5 white ones I have
26. Favorite color(s)?
Red, Black, Grey, Dark Green, Dark Blue
27. Are you gay?
My real life friends tell me I'm always depressed, but my internet ones think I'm jubilant
28. Do you sing in the shower?
In my head
29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
My regrets
30. Best bed sheets as a child?
Power Rangers bedsheets (they were big back then)
31. Worst injury you've ever had?
Falling off a treadmill (only scar I have)
32. Who is your loudest friend?
I don't know, because I have so many loud friends I can't hear anyway
33. Who is your most silent friend?
The evil overlord and conqueror of the world, Robert Fletcher
34. Does someone have a crush on you?
I really hope so
35. Do you wish on shooting stars?
If I can find one that isn't really a plane
36. What is your favorite candy?
Nothing in particular
37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?
"You" by Switchfoot, "Gifts and Curses" by Yellowcard
38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?
"Unwell" by Matchbox Twenty, "Leave Out All the Rest" by Linkin Park
39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?
Beating ObsCure: The Aftermath with my cousin
40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?
My teeth hurt

DeviantArt Themed Profile

Current Age: 16

Favourite TV shows: Psych, Burn Notice, Criminal Minds, Whose Line is it Anyway?

Favourite movie: Chinese movie "I Want To Be A Supermodel", i,Robot, Spider-Man 2, Blood Diamond, Casino Roayle, Iron Man

Favourite band or musician: Fall Out Boy, Yellowcard, Billy Talent

Favourite artist: Myself

Favourite poet or writer: Stephenie Meyer

MP3 player of choice: iPod 30G Video

Shell of choice: 6.8mm

Skin of choice: Girl :D

Favourite game: Too many games

Favourite gaming platform: PC

Favourite character: Iron Man