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Author has written 31 stories for Azumanga Daioh, NCIS, Sweeney Todd, Misc. Games, and St. Trinian's. "Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful people could change the world. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has." "They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!" My name is completely irrelevant. I'm English, a teenager, a lesbian, a Pastafarian - look it up if you're puzzled - and a little bit barking mad. I love reading and writing (which goes without saying, otherwise I wouldn't be here) though I have all the talent of a teabag. My friends are my main sources of inspiration. All credit goes to them for any half-decent stories I manage to write. And... that's about all I have to say. Works in progress: -So Much More than a Bete Noire (one chapter left to go) -Earthquake Proof (four chapters left to go) -Stargazing (two chapters to go) -Mistletoe and Wine (eight chapters left...) I'm so, so sorry for the lack of updates; and it's my goal now to have all my half-finished fanfics completed and uploaded in full by the end of this year. Whether it'll happen or not is debatable, since I'm going to have to work my arse off just to pass my exams this year - but eventually, I'll get them finished. Thank you so much to everybody who's read, reviewed, and favourited; and I apologise profusely for the ridiculous length of time it's taking for me to complete these fics. It will happen, and that's a promise. | |||||||
1. Achilles' Heel reviews"For all her bravado, for all her renown within the walls and grounds of St. Trinian's and her notoriety to at least five Government agencies beyond, Kelly Jones is useless with matters of the heart. Fortunately, she knows three girls who aren't." A reluctant Kelly turns to the Posh Totty for romantic advice. Femmeslash.St. Trinian's - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-28-12 - Kelly J. & Chelsea P. - Complete2. Do Your WorstOneshot. Ginritsu is dragged back to Central Kirin to face the consequences of her loyalty to Jok Xiu. Kingdom of Paradise femmeslash, non-explicit Ginritsu/ Jok Xiu. Contains references to, and implied, character death.Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Published: 9-28-09 - Complete3. So, Can I Kiss You? reviewsIt was purely theoretical. Until now. Short Zabby frienship fic, with mentions of Director/ Abby.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-10-09 - Abby S. & Ziva D. - Complete4. Contact reviewsShe savours the ferocity of their kisses, the force of their contact. She wants to squeeze this moment for everything she can get, and take the last bit of Lucy for herself along with it. GRAPHIC. Companion piece to 'Losing Lucy'. You have been warned...Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,242 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-09 - Eleanor L. & Lucy B.5. Losing Lucy reviewsNellie watches as the Lucy she once knew disintegrates into insanity before her eyes. Femmeslash. Rated for mentions of sex.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-2-09 - Eleanor L. & Lucy B.6. And She Was Beautiful reviewsThere was a barber and his wife, and she was beautiful... And Nellie Lovett knew it. Femmeslash. My first Sweeney Todd fanfic. Probably not worth reading.Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-30-09 - Eleanor L. & Lucy B. - Complete7. Mistletoe and Wine » reviewsIt's the season to be jolly at NCIS; but, so far, nobody's feeling particularly festive... Will hopefully be a 12-chapter fanfic, and by turns angsty and fluffy. Rated to be safe for possible hinkiness in later chapters. CONTAINS SLASH AND FEMMESLASH!NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,491 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-19-088. Hanging By A Moment reviewsZiva reflects on her feelings for Abby. Utterly plotless Zabby oneshot, and songfic for Lifehouse's 'Hanging By A Moment'. I wrote it in twenty minutes and in my opinion it's terrible, but reviews are still always appreciated.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-27-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S. - Complete9. Earthquake Proof » reviewsNo matter how earthquake proof you are, it isn't easy to carry on when your world is turned upsidedown and the person you love refuses to let you into their heart. Post Twilight, Gabby. R&R appreciated. NEW CHAPTER NOW UPLOADED.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,082 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-31-08 - Published: 12-30-07 - Abby S. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs10. Aftershock » reviewsPOST-JUDGEMENT DAY. The team isn't the only thing that's left broken after Jenny's funeral. Zabby, McNozzo, Kabby and Diva- non-explicit and implied SLASH & FEMMESLASH. Spoilers for Judgement Day. Also, please read & review to help me choose the ending!NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 5-26-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S.11. Withdrawal Symptoms reviewsIt's more than a want, and it's not just a craving. There are some things you long for to the point that you just can't ignore them anymore, and for Abby, this is one of them. FEMMESLASH -Zabby, also references to Kabby. More angsty that I intended.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-24-08 - Abby S. & Ziva D. - Complete12. Stargazing reviewsThe truth can be painful, to hear as well as to tell. After that; all that's left for Ziva is stargazing, and hoping for acceptance once again. Zabby, femmeslash, and not exactly chirpy reading.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-17-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S.13. Reaction Time reviewsAbby says something to Ziva which leaves her completely speechless...for all of five seconds. Zabby, non-explicit femmeslash. PS: sorry in advance...NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S. - Complete14. Out of the Darkness reviewsOut of the darkness, there comes light. Out of the darkness stepped one Abby Sciuto. ZABBY FEMMESLASH, however non-explicit. Post-ep for Dead Man Walking, so spoilers for that episode and some for Bloodbath.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-23-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S. - Complete15. The Other Side of the Rainbow reviewsZABBY. There is a moment in every person's life when you finally have to step out onto the other side of the rainbow; out the warm balm of the sun to feel the cold rain hitting your face. Ziva and Abby talk- in an unlikely location, and the pouring rain.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-9-08 - Ziva D. & Abby S. - Complete16. I'd Give You Everything reviewsA POEM - from Abby to any other character probably McGee . She'd give them anything and everything they asked of her. And now she's out to prove it in a poem.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-21-08 - Abby S. - Complete17. Just This Once reviewsEveryone has a wish, however small or insignificant. For Tony,at least, wishes can become reality. GibbsDiNozzo pairing. WARNING: NON-EXPLICIT SLASH. Tiny hints of ZivaAbby too. Don't like, don't read.NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-11-08 - Tony D. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete18. Quirky Kind of Cute reviewsPOEM. Romance and utter fluff. The object of Abby's affections has a moment of inspiration and puts their feelings into a poem. Could be any conceievable pairing, featuring Abby as the subject of the poem. I don't usually upload my poems so please by kindNCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-4-08 - Abby S. - Complete19. Beautiful Together » reviewsSometimes not knowing might be better all round. Especially when they're gone before you get the chance to say it back, and all you have are shattered dreams of what you could have had. Contains McAbby and character death. Written for Valentines DayNCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-08 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete20. Evil Night Together reviewsAbby and Ziva, non-explicit femmeslash. Abby gets home late to find Ziva has fallen asleep waiting for her, and reflects on how their relationship came to happen. Songfic to Jill Tracy's 'Evil Night Togther'. R&R appreciated.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-27-08 - Abby S. & Ziva D.21. Cinnamon reviewsShe always loved cinnamon. After she'd gone, it was what he remembered her by. Tate oneshot. PostTwilight, so dead Kate. R&R much appreciated.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-4-07 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete22. First, Last and Only reviewsInspired by Season 3's Ravenous. Ziva's father never went to watch her dance recitals. What if, just once, he showed up? Zivacentric. Involves...ahem, dancing sunbeams but not as wierd as it sounds.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-07 - Ziva D. - Complete23. So Much More than a Bete Noire » reviewsWill eventually be a sixchapter story. Nightmares destroy your dreams and haunt your waking days, and they cannot be escaped. Gibbs, Ducky, Tony, Ziva, McGee and Abby's nightmares. Set postTwilight.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,969 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-26-07 - Published: 10-22-0724. Thinking of You reviewsIt's an anniversary, and Ziva reflects on the sibling she lost. Oneshot. Zivacentric.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-21-07 - Ziva D. - Complete25. Different But The Same reviewsPossibly from Gibbs' POV, comparing Abby to the daughter he lost. Not intentionally Gabby, but I guess you can read as much into their relationship as you want. Oneshot.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-21-07 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs & Abby S. - Complete26. Two Years Later » reviewsSequel to Valentines Day and One Year Later. Tim and Abby's first child is born, but they recieve news shortly after her birth that will rock McGee's world and change their lives forever. McAbby/ Tiva/ slight Jibbs.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-14-07 - Published: 10-6-07 - Tim M. & Abby S.27. News reviewsI was planning on having this in Chapter 3 of 'Two Years Later' but it got too long and wouldn't fit. Ziva has news for Tony. TivaMcAbby. Shortest oneshot I've ever written, made off the back of a ten minute Tiva impulse. Reviews appreciated.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-7-07 - Ziva D. & Tony D. - Complete28. Just the Girl reviewsTony is lying awake and all he can think about is her. Could be Tate or Tiva. Songfic to 'Just the Girl' by The Click Five. Oneshot. Reviews appreciated. Please note that thus far I have no idea what the inside of Tony's home is like.NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-30-07 - Tony D. - Complete29. One Year Later reviewsA year after their engagement, Abby and McGee are about to tie the knot. Sequel to 'Valentines Day'. Mcabby /Tiva/ slight Jibbs. Rated 'T' to be safe.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-24-07 - Tim M. & Abby S. - Complete30. Valentines Day reviewsAbby & McGee have been together for several years - now, onn the most romantic day of the year, Abby wakes up to a surprise. Clichéd McAbby fluff.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-16-07 - Abby S. & Tim M. - Complete31. The Way She Moves reviewsSakaki/Kagura. Femmeslash. The real reason Kagura always admired Sakaki is different to what you might expect. Only the second fanfic I've ever written, so I apologize if it's terrible.Azumanga Daioh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-7-07 - Complete
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