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since: 06-24-07, id: 1308974, Profile Updated: 08-03-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi I am Cc.

I am 14 and live in a small town, in a state.(by small I mean 2000 population there are less than 300 kids in my school and it is K-12!! Ahhhhhhhhh.)

If you are bored and want to talk to someone thats me.

AIM:skipper perkins

there is a space in it...

Family: Mom, Dad, older sister, and younger brother.

Harry Potter Ships

Harry/Hermione

Draco/Hermione(sometimes...)

Lily/James

Remus/OC

Remus/Tonks(Sometimes)

Ron/Luna

Ron/OC

Neville/Ginny

Luna/Neville

Sirius/OC

Fred/OC

George/OC

Fred/Hermione

George/Hermione

George/Katie

George/Angelina

Fred/Katie

Fred/Angelina

Ginny/Draco

Ron/OC

Luna/Ginny

Hermione/Ginny(Sometimes)

Luna/Hermione

Ron/Draco(Sometimes)

Cho/Ron(Odd, I know, but I love it when she is normal.)

Sirius/Remus(Hott hott men...)

Scorpius/Rose

Scorpius/Lily L.

Teddy/Victoria

Teddy/OC

James S./OC

Albus S./OC

Dominique/OC

Freddie/OC

Roxanne/OC

Hugo/OC

Severus/Hermione(Rarely)

Severus/OC

Severus/Dumbledore(odd I know but...i could deal with them.)

Peter/OC(If peter is good.)

OC/OC (I just do okay??)

Harry/Draco(barely)

Draco/OC

Charlie/OC

Bill/Fleur

Charlie/Hermione

Alice/Frank

Bellatrix/Tom

Tom/Ginny(Odd but sometimes okay...)

Some more but, I don't feel like listing them.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--

For those of you who don't know what homophobia is, the definition is prejudice against (fear or dislike of) homosexual people and homosexuality.

This means that I think the prejudice of homosexuals is wrong. And if you don't like that, then skip this part of my profile. I am not here to offend anyone, I am just telling you my opinion. And I am not saying you have to agree with me.

Gay marriage:
1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

I have no problem with homosexuals. Never have, never will. I support them all the way.

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

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(")_(") : Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!

(-_- )O O

This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, paste it in your profile:D

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Amongst-Azarath, that-british-guy, Teh Crazy Bizarro Arineko, YankeeFan2, Psyduck Ranger, Starfighter364, Emblem Master, MissingExodus, Gosurori Otaku, Kaiseress,SharinganWarriorTribute,sasukerules.org,twilight-ninja7, Lilyevans90, HGHPlove4ever15,

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile. (Like, oh my God. I like totally broke a nail!...I mean LIKE stop talking LIKE that!)

If you think furbies are evil mind controlling igits waiting to take over the world paste this in your profile.

LaLaLaLaLa...

If you don't agree with war copy and paste this into your profile.

Pets: 1 hamster, 2 dogs, 6 cats, 2 betta, 8-10ish other fish, at least 25 chickens, and thats it... I think.

I stick up for animal rights do you? If you do copy and paste this into your profile and add your name HGHPlove4ever15,

Animals I have saved, Chipmunks, Mice, Moles, a bird, a dog and a baby mouse that I named Vavy but, he/she died after a week. I found him/her next to his/her dead mother. So sad. I cryed At least he/she died being loved.

LaLaLaLaLa...

Me: So in this story Harry and Heriome were having a baby...
Brooke: Carey and Arwin did what!?
Me: Harry and Hermione!!
Brooke: Ooh...
Who's Harry??
Me: People like you are why they invented blond moments!!

I'm number 2 not number 1!!

Fun little quiz.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite/same sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

It was fun when I did it. For me I hope mine is true. Hope you like yours and if you do post it if you don't, don't!

LaLaLaLaLaLaLa...

I have a fun thing to annoy ppl with.

Put any noun you can think of in here but never repeat.

1st noun, 1st noun Drives me crazy.

Crazy, I've been crazy once.

They locked me in a rubber room until 2nd noun came.

2nd noun, 2nd noun Drives me crazy.

Crazy, I've been crazy once.

They locked me in a rubber room until 3rd noun came.

And so on. It drives ppl here crazy. If you like to drive ppl crazy copy and paste this into your profile.

LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa...

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

Re-post this to help stop racism:

Black and White:

A black man was talking to a white man and said: "I'm black. When I was born I was black. When I grew up I was black. When I'm sick I'm black. When I go in the sun I'm black. When I'm cold I'm black. When I die I'll still be black. But you: When you were born you were pink. When you grew up you were white. When you're sick you're green. When you go in the sun you're red. When you're cold you're blue. When you die you'll be purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored. "

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Okay, so I know that women aren't mens property. I am a girl, and I will never be a mans property. No thanks, I'm good. So if you have anything nice to say to/about me, go ahead and tell me. But I am not happy about people flaming me! That is not nice. I respect others opinions and I think that others should to. So best of luck to you all.

I don't like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

List your 10 favorite characters from fave to less fave.

1. Sirius Black

2. Lily Evans

3. James Potter

4. Remus Lupin

5. Hermione Granger

6. Harry Potter

7. Luna Lovegood

8. Neville Longbottom

9. George Weasley

10. Fred Weasley

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Yep it was pretty good, I'd rather she with Fred than Ron.

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?

James Bloody Potter!! YEAH!! 100 out of 10.

3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

That would be very odd...I mean most men can't get other men pregnant.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Yes!! A bunch!

5. Would seven and two make a good couple?

Lily and Luna?? Seeing how Lily died when Luna was what in her mothers stomach? No i don't think so.

6. Four/eight or four/nine?

umm...probably Remus/George, cuz it is kinda like Remus/Sirius.

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

Luna would cry because she is in love with Neville and that she would have to tell Harry that his dad was a perv ghost...??

8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Lily got pregnant with James baby by having sex with him and they had little Harry and Lily got confused and thought Harry was James and kissed him on accident...??

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

I'm guessing not...but you never know...Remus/Fred could be an option...

10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

My godsons lover. My lovers godfather. Goddaughter inlaw. Godfather inlaw.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?

Well it would be at a muggle gay bar and Remus would buy Sirius a drink and so on...

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?

I don't know...

13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

Who you'd be today by Kenny Chesney.

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

Really? I thought it would wake me up...damn i was misinformed.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

That's usually the safest way to go...

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

Is there really any other place to put them? Don't think like that!

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

Ewww!!

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

Really I hadn't guessed that one.

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

But I wanted to throw them at the people infront of me.

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

So that's where i went wrong last time...

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Flying isn't hard, just jump off a building and miss the ground.

-The key to getting your mother to shut up!! IT'S BEEN SOLVED!! Here it is:

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole!

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS!

Summer for Six: Finished

School for Six, or should I say eight: Still not done, but I've got writers block I will hopefully have two more chapters done by September.

Secrets, Friends, and School: I am working on the next chapter.

List of things not to or to do at Hogwarts: On hold.

Coming soon to HGHPlove4ever15 stories...

New Generation: Next generation in Hogwarts results in love, lies, heartbreaks, problems, over protective boys, and friendships.

Restrictions: Lily was going out with James, Remus did love Lissy, Kelly had the her true love, Amber was going to break up with Jake, Emily was not supposed to tell anyone her secret, Chris wasn't supposed draw the secret out of Emily, and Sirius wasn't supposed to wake the others up at six thirty every morning.

And another Lily and James fic...soon to come...

There you have it.

Byes,

Siera

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1. Secrets, Friends, and School » reviews
Hermione has untold secrets. Who will help her? What relationships are created? Draco and Luna are in Gryffindor. Thea comes to hogwarts. Expected couples: RonThea, NevilleLuna, DracoGinny, and my fav. HarryHermione. R&R please.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,428 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 12-29-07 - Harry P. & Hermione G.
2. List of things not to or to do at Hogwarts! » reviews
Just little fun things not to, or to do, at Hogwarts. I hope you like. R&R if you want. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 11-20-07
3. School for Six, Or Maybe Eight » reviews
Sequal to Summer for Six. The six are back to school, there two other friend are there two, Alice and Frank. Hope you injoy! L/J, S/OC, R/OC, A/F! R&R, no flaming, and if you don't like it, then don't read it, it works out for everyone!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,632 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9-14-08 - Published: 1-21-08 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
4. Summer for six » reviews
James has a sister Missy. They are both having there two best friends over, Candy, Lily, Sirius, and Remus. Peter was never born. My first fan fic if you read, reveiw. JPLE SBOC RLOC I hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,483 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-7-08 - Published: 10-15-07 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
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