
Heya! My name is Teresa. You can also called me Taweesha or the Taweesha. I seriously answer both of those. I want to be a writer/screenwriter. I'm a buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-beaner. Well half anyway. I live in America. I stand at a proud 5' 3/4". I'm pleasantly plump. I have brown eyes, shortish brown hair (I cut it Razzy!). I can be pretty hard to get to know because I am a little stand offish when I meet new people. In person at least. Internet is totally different. I tend to get writers block almost ritually when I have free time to actually write. I am straight as well as straightedge. I can speak a tiny bit of French butif you know me then you will agree that I can barely speak coherently in English so my French is pretty shotty. I may be part mexican but I do not speak any Spanish. I mean it. I also don't like spicey foods. Yes, I know, I'm a horrible beaner. I don't see why people like me since I tend to be very loud, obnoxious, rude and annoying. At the same time, to people I know anyway, I am very caring, devoted and defensive. Conceded people kinda irk me. I like the fact that I am intelligent. I despise politics.
I am a fangirl of the slashy variety.
TV: WWE RAW, Smackdown!, and ECW. TNA, American Idol, Food Network in general, Comedy Central has some good shit. Total Drama Island is pretty cool.
Movies: Eh, I don't really watch movies. Don't have the attention span for it.
Music: Queen, Aerosmith, Just Surrender, Pathway to Providence, David Cook, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Collective Soul, Lit, Switchfoot, Lifehouse, Papa Roach, Sum 41, Live, Blink 182, Secondhand Serenade, Goo Goo Dolls, Paramore, Our Lady Peace, Hemmorage, Everclear, Puddle of Mudd, Flyleaf, the Calling, Before Their Eyes, Duran Duran, Nick Lachey, Bowling for Soup, Tokio Hotel, Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees.
Books: Anthony Horowitz's Gatekeepers series and Alex Rider books. James Patterson's Maximum Ride series is amazing. Twlight series changed my life, Seeker is awesome and many many more.
Favorite Wrestlers:
I am only gonna talk about the ones that are highlighted and also please note that A LOT of the people you will be seeing here are here for the hotness and maybe partly for their wrestling ability. This means you will be enjoying a great deal of fangirlyness. But, I do appreciate those who can wrestle.
WWE (no specific order)
Chris Jericho- Ayatollah of Rock 'n' Rolla. He makes my day. I don't even care that he sent HBK's head through the Jeritron 3000. Well..I do but I still love him. The day he came back to save us was the day I started loving the WWE even more. I was seriously about to give up on them. John Cena AND Triple H were gone during that time and I thought I was going to DIE from no really good storylines with Randy Orton. But he came back and really did save me. From bad TV that is. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION WOO!!
(If any wants to know, I think he and Mr. Kennedy would make an AMAZING PAIRING, so if you can do anything with that, kindly do so and then tell me so I can enjoy.)
John Cena- OMG HE CAN'T WRESTLE!!1111 I hate those people who review a story him in it with something like "OmFg I lIeK lUv JoHn CeNa!!" but on their profile it says "OmG I lIeK hAte HiM hE cAn'T wReStLe!!111". If you really hate him and think that he can't wrestle, it's fine. I'm not gonna go all chain gang on your ass or something. I know he may not wrestle as well as some other wrestlers but he still can. So he uses ground and pound moves instead of complex high flying or deceitful tactics? He's still one of my favs. And he's hawt.
Triple H- Banging the boss' daughter or not, I still love this guy.
Shawn Michaels- He's still good ol' HBK. I love him to death...although I was kinda mad that he lied...I mean he said "I only lied to you" to Chris Jericho but he said he was hurt in front of all of us. But I'm over it.
Rey Mysterio-My hero. He really knows how to get a crowd pumped and makes people who ARE height impaired see that you don't have to be super big or strong to become something.
Cody Rhodes- Adorable to the millionth power. Seriously. J'adore le Cody Rhodes.
Mr. Kennedy- I absolutely ADORE Mr. Kennedy! I used to hate him so much, but then he came back and I was soooo effin' happy! He's so hawt I can't even stand it. I love the fact that he has facial hair now. Already stated under Chris Jericho that I would love to see them paired together.
Randy Orton- I wuvvles him. AND I'VE MISSED HIM!! I'm really glad he's back.
Mickie James
Edge
John Morrison- He makes me melt like ice cream on a hot pan. He's so attractive it isn't even funny and I just love the Dirt Sheet.
Mike "The Miz" Mizanin- To everyone who hates him, kindly get your heads checked. How can you not love the Miz? He's cute and he's hilarious. Plus, he's come a long way from being a reality TV star.
CM Punk-Only one of the most amazing things ever to come to ECW! And now the hottie is on RAW? Straightedge, like me and just absolutely wonder. I lovve CM PUNK!
Big Show
Trish Stratus
Lita
Matt Hardy
Jeff Hardy
Shannon Moore
Melina
Evan Bourne- latest cutie on the block. He needs to start making more relationships with people so I can find his perfect slash partner...tee hee. He's freaking AMAZING! Have you seen him in the ring? O.M.G. He knows how to command attention! Have you seen that Shooting Star Press? Wowza.
Kofi Kingston
Batista
Jimmy Wang Yang
Paul London
Brian Kendrick
Shad
JTG
Ted DiBiase Jr.
TNA
AJStyles-Can I? Really? AJ STYLES ROCKS MY SOCKS! I love this man so much! His accent makes me smile so much that I forget I'm smiling when he comes on. I'm so glad he's not with Kurt or Tomko! And, believe it or not, I really don't mind Karen. She just can't get any sexual idea with Christian's man. Bahaha. I dunno what it is about this guy that I love so much, I just do! He is my favorite in TNA at the moment, thought Christian is getting to his level. I think what might keep him a tad above Christian is the fact that I just fall for brunette's with blue eyes. I can't change the channel when he's on, especially not if there might be some Christian/AJ groping action!!
Christian Cage- I LOVE HIM MORE THAN A FAT KID LOVES CAKE! No joke. He's just soo perfecttt. He's cocky, hot, blue eyed, sarcastic and PERFECT! I can't stand not seeing him when I watch TNA. It angers me.
Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin- Can't help but put them together! They are by far my favorite tag team ever. I hope they NEVER SPLIT UP! READ IT CORNETTE! NEVER LET THEM SPLIT UP!
Jimmy Rave-gah. too cute for words.
Abyss- he saved Christian and AJ. That is an automatic boost to the favorites. Abyss is awesome.
Eric Young
Johnny Devine- AGHH! Johnny is soo amazing! His hair is gorgeous and his eyes amaze me. Me likely Johnnayy.
Petey Williams- Petey still pwns, even bald.
Rhino-He's here because A. He protects Christian and AJ. 2. He's just cool like that.
Salinas- I loved her when she was in the WWE and I still love her now. She's one of the few Knockouts that I actually get mad about when she doesn't wrestle that often.
Homicide
Hernandez
Curry Man- YAY! CHRISTOPHER DANIELS MAKES ME HAPPY!! I knew it was him, no one else has an ass like that!
Jeff Jarrett-I miss him sooooooooo much! I don't care if other people don't like him, he is still awesome! If it wasn't for him you biotches wouldn't have TNA so if you don't like him at least respect him! WOO!! I love him. Love him, love him, love him. Did I mention that I love him?
Kaz- Kazzy makes me SMILE LIKE THIS =D! He's so ridiculously perfect in the ring and he's absolutely GORGEOUS. AND HE PLAYS GUITAR!! How can you not like a guy who plans guitar? Wails loudly Why you want to leave me? Grumbles you'd better come back as this Suicide guy or I will kick your ass.
Matt Morgan- He's tall. Like, really really tall. And hot. And he has big muscles. It makes me happy.
My fav couples:
Wrestling
AJ Styles/Christian Cage
Petey Williams/Johnny Devine
Petey Williams/Robert Roode
Alex Shelley/Chris Sabin
Chris Jericho/Christian Cage
Kaz/Johnny Devine
Cody Rhodes/Ted DiBiase Jr.
Mike "the Miz" Mizanin/John Morrison
Chris Jericho/Lance Cade- I have one story of them! And I like it!! Yayz to me.
National Treasure
Ben/Riley
Naruto
Shino/Kiba
Sasuke/Naruo
Lee/Gaara
Neji/Shikamaru
Kakashi/Iruka
Kotetsu/Izumo
Genma/Radiou
Oh and sometimes I like Sakura and sometimes I don't. It really REALLY varies. Usually, I hate her. She's a violent bitch for no reason and, lets be honest, she doesn't really do anything until she starts becoming a healer. But sometimes I think she's cool.
Seeker
Wildman/Seeker
I have also decided I will happily take requests for stories. Pairings and stuff. But only if I like it and I will not say that it will get done but I will try.
I am going to tell everyone now that I will not do a story with Karen and AJ as a pairing. I do not like the name "Karen Styles". Not because I hate Karen or anything because I don't anymore. I just don't really don't enjoy them as a couple. BUT you will find Karen in my stories as a nice person. Sometimes. Like she will be the friend of AJ's that he goes to for advice on how to make Christian sexually happy. Bahaha. Yeah, I did just say that. Though, you may find some Karen bashing on Christian's side and maybe I'll make her the bad person in a few fics. Not sure though.
My writing
I think that I write fairly well. I need to work on word variety when my characters are speaking and I don't have perfect grammar as much as I try. Spelling is fun to me.
Most of the stories you read from me are going to have happy endings(In fact, I think they all do right now but the one wiff decliffyhanger, but I'm working on that!). --> I always feel like I've left a story open ended if I don't have some sort of resolute, happy ending.
Other things: I have a tendecy to spell blond with an e all the time. It's kinda like the story thing. I feel like it's not a finished word without the e and having OCD with that kind of thing is not fun. Bare with me, it's really not a big deal when you think about but if you look it up on the computer the male word should be "blond" not "blonde" like I spell it. Bottom line: please don't make it a big deal, someone has already messaged me about it. If it bothers you that much then I'll try to spell it without the e when called for. Do tell me if it bothers you severely. Not a little bit. Severely.
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Yeah. S'bout it. I like talking to people and meeting new ones even though I am kinda shy with that stuff like that. I hope you had fun learning about me. So, drop me a review or a PM. See ya laterz people.