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since: 06-25-07, id: 1309342, Profile Updated: 10-19-09
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Author has written 13 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and Saiyuki.

Hi! I'm I'll Be Your Lie!

I was sharing this profile with a friend but she decided she was to cool for little old 'Lie! I'm just messing with you. Shukumei has gotten her own profile as of late and has posted some really good ones too! Check them out as soon as you can okay?


:D Complete Stories :D

Naruto

Mood Swings- Temari and Shikamaru have been living together for four months and there relationship has become very loud. This is by Amaya not the rest of them. (ShikaXTema) One Shot

Which Gender?-Which gender is Haku? Want to find out? Join Haku on a mission and discover the answer! (No pairings) One Shot

Your Leaving?-“Why?” Iruka sobbed brown eyes boring into Kakashi’s. “Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving me all alone?” (KakaIru) 3 chapters

You're Mine- I remained silent and slipped onto the floor behind Father’s chair. I curled into a tight ball, feeling the dirt on the floor of the car dig into my boxer clad legs.Zabuza will save me again. He won’t let father win. (ZabuHaku and hinted KisaIta) One shot

Kakashi Happened- The pre-genins that Iruka teach want to know why he is sore. Is a certin gray haired jonin behind it? (KakaIru) One shot

Dear Itachi-This is a letter that Sasuke has written Itachi. Find out Itachi's reply.Please read and review. P.s. This well in my opinion turns slightly into a humer. (Hinted SasuNaru and KisaIta) Two Shot

A Gay Homophobe- Hey Naruto, you know what sucks?" "What?" "When you gay older brother is a homophob." This story contains yaoi KisaIta and SasuNaru I suck at summaries but this story is good! Please read and review! 3 Chapters

Under The Sink- After finding his most precious person under the sink in the boys bath room, what's the ever careing Lee to do? (LeeGaa) One Shot

Saiyuki

Lights On- Gyokumen forces Dokugakuji to leave and hunt down the now missing Lirin. Kougaji has to stay. (DokuKou) One Shot


-_- Stories Inprogress -_-

Naruto

Mama...Papa... Is This Right?- Iruka is the cute, 17 year-old-orphan with abusive room-mate and 10 parents. His life seems pretty normal to him until he meets the new kid down the block. One-sided MizuIru, Kakairu, SasuNaru, ShikaTema, KibaHina, and many more! Working on Chapter 8

Life's A Bitch-The Naruto crew goes through highschool just like any other normal teenager- trouble with boyfriends and girlfriends, crushes on teachers and cousins- wait a minute... what?! (Many pairings) Unknown Length

InuYasha

Huh... Life- What happens when a stressed out demon meets an attractive miko with spunk? Please read and find out! SesshomaruxKagome Chapter 7 on hiatus

To Love The Poor- Father bought her... she was almost used by the half breed moron... an she is planning to... Pairing SesshomaruXKagome Chapter 5 on hiatus


:3 Upcoming Stories :3

Naruto

The Amaya Chi Program- Anko is a representative from the Amaya Chi program. Her job is to teach the members of Iruka's Writing class about relationships. Too bad she's a sadistic woman. (KakaIru, NejiHina, ZabuHaku, ShikaTema, and Hinted others) 1/5 Chapters written

I Am...- You know the "I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian"? Well this is the list in small stories but Naruto style. I may not do because I'm not terribly confident that I'm portraying them right or I'm not getting the right idea for them. (Many couples) 16/20 chapters written

They're Coming-I'd love to be able to live an normal life. To have a normal girlfriend. To not be afraid. But I can't. That's what it means to be a SPEC. (Neji/Hina, many others)1/6 Chapters written

InuYasha

Companies Combine- Sesshomaru and Naraku are heirs to two very important companies. Sesshomaru's Father wants to combine the companies. How will Sesshomaru take it? (NaraSess) Length Unknown

Who Broke Me- Sesshomaru is on the run, trying to flee his abuser. Will InuYasha decide to help his damaged brother or will he make it worse? Who's to blame? (NaraSess, KouInu, Undecided) 1/Unknown written

Tame Me If You Dare-A powerful demon from an unknown land has discovered our powerful demons. How will They get out of this mess without losing themselves first? (NaraSess, KouInu) Unknown Length

I'm Fed Up With You-Naraku seems to be coming back later an later. How will Sesshomaru deal with it? (NaraSess) One Shot

Who's Your Daddy?-Inuyasha is sent to jail and unexpectedly discovers his brother and other enemies residing there as well. Who will be InuYasha's savior? (KouInu) Unknown Length

Saiyuki

It Kills Me- Gojyo has cheated on Hakkai with a woman again. Hakkai is getting fed up. (GojyoHakkai;58) One shot

Kingdom Hearts

The New Kid Ruined My Life- Cloud's life is turned upside down when the new student walked into his home room. How will Cloud survive highschool now? (Leon/Cloud, undecieded) Unknow Length

Gundum Wing

Spill Your Secrets- Wufei returns to his home with Heero and Duo more uptight then usual. What had happened? (HeWuDu) One Shot


PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it


Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.


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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.


Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)


people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I go to THERAPY so I MUST be CRAZY.


My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When noone is around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right into her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse, post this on your profile!!

"REMEMBER WHEN"

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


Sticks and stones may break my bones,

but chains and whips excite me.

So throw me down and tie me up,

Show me how you like me.

If you don't care,

then neither will I.

Watch me dance,

I'll catch your eye.

Love you lots'

roll out the cott

come on baby give me what you got.

If you like the poem add on and send to everyone you know+the person you got it from then paste on your profile.


And now an ode to yaoi:

If yaoi were vodka

And i were a duck

I'd swim to the bottom

And drink my way up

But Yaoi ain't vodka

And i ain't a duck

So give me some yaoi

And shut the fuck up


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


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1. Under The Sink reviews
After finding his most precious person under the sink in the boys bath room, what's the ever careing Lee to do? LeeGaa Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,761 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - Lee R. & Gaara - Complete
2. A Gay Homophobe » reviews
Hey Naruto, you know what sucks?" "What?" "When you gay older brother is a homophobe." This story contains slash KisaIta and SasuNaru I suck at summaries but this story is good! Please read and review! Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-8-09 - Published: 4-5-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
3. You're Mine reviews
I remained silent and slipped onto the floor behind Father’s chair. I curled into a tight ball, feeling the dirt on the floor of the car dig into my boxer clad legs.Zabuza will save me again. He won’t let father win. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-1-09 - Zabuza M. & Haku - Complete
4. Lights On
Gyokumen forces Dokugakuji to leave and hunt down the now missing Lirin. Kougaji has to stay. First Saiyuki fic. Complete
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Published: 6-29-09 - Dokugakuji & Kougaiji - Complete
5. Your Leaving? » reviews
“Why?” Iruka sobbed brown eyes boring into Kakashi’s. “Why are you leaving? Why are you leaving me all alone?” Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,272 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 5-9-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U. - Complete
6. Mama? Papa? Is This Right? » reviews
Iruka is the cute, 17 year-old-orphan with abusive room-mate and 10 parents. His life seems pretty normal to him until he meets the new kid down the block. One-sided MizuIru, Kakairu, SasuNaru, ShikaTema, KibaHina, and many more!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,155 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-7-09 - Published: 9-3-08 - Kakashi H. & Iruka U.
7. For Leaving reviews
Naruto arrives back from training just in time for Sakura's party and... a fight? First SasuNaru... be gentle... Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-25-09 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
8. Kakashi Happened reviews
The pre-genins that Iruka teach want to know why he is sore. Is a certin gray haired jonin behind it? - KakaIru - Yaoi Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-16-08 - Iruka U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
9. Dear Itachi, » reviews
This is a letter that Sasuke has written Itachi. Find out Itachi's reply.Please read and review. P.s. This well in my opinion turns slightly into a humer. Complete
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-12-08 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
10. Which Gender? reviews
This is just a stupid one shot for my friend Mitsuki, as a Christmas present. This isn't yaoi! repeat NOT yaoi! Well please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-4-07 - Complete
11. To Love The Poor » reviews
My Father bought her... She was almost used by the half breed moron... and She is planning to... Author: Amaya SesshomaruXKagome
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 11-30-07 - Published: 9-7-07 - Sesshomaru & Kagome
12. Huh Life » reviews
What happens when a stressed out demon meets an attractive miko with spunk? Please read and find out. SesshomaruXKagome A fanfic by Amaya not Mitsuko.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 11-29-07 - Published: 8-9-07 - Kagome & Sesshomaru
13. Mood Swings reviews
Temari and Shikamaru have been living together for four months and there relationship has become very loud. This is by Amaya not the resy of them. [ShikaXTema]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-07 - Shikamaru N. & Temari - Complete
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