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Author has written 14 stories for House, M.D., and Fullmetal Alchemist. Genius may have it's limitation, but stupidity is not thus handicapped - Elbert Hubbard NOTE FOR CRACKED FAMILY PORTRAIT: I know I haven't updated in such a long time, I apologize, but I leave it here in the hopes my love for it will be renewed one day and I'll finish it. So sorry! TRIVIA: Did you know that Wilson entire name is James Evans Wilson? J.E.W. How funny are those writers? "It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not" - Andre Gide Name: Sammi. Age: 18 Fandom I love: House MD, Stargate SG1, Fullmetal Alchemist, Scrubs, Harry Potter, Naruto "What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing." - Oscar Wilde HOUSE MD Favorite Characters In Order: 1. Cameron 2. House 3. Chase 4. Wilson 5. Cuddy Ships I love: Chase/Cameron, House/Cuddy, House Wilsonmust be written well, no smut) Chase/House (smut accepted), House/Stacy (She is perfect for him) Pairings not liked: Chase/Foreman, Cameron/House HARRY POTTER Favorite Characters In Order 1. Snape 2. Luna 3. Harry 4. Voldemort 5. Sirius 6. Bellatrix 7. Remus 8. Draco 9. Lucius 10. Tonks Ships I love: Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Harry, Harry/Luna (SO CUTE), Remus/Sirius (has to be written well, no smut) Ships I don't like: Snape/Harry, Lucius/Snape, Voldemort/Harry, Voldemort/Snape, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ron STARGATE SG-1 Favorite Characters In Order: 1. Daniel 2. Jack 3. Master Braytac 4. Teal'c 5. Janet Pairings I love: Jack/Sam, Daniel/Jack (rare but if written believably . . .), Sam/Janet (droooool) Pairings I don't like: Sam/Teal'c, Daniel/Teal'c, Daniel/Sam (NONONO) Full Metal Alchemist Favorite Characters in Order: 1. Edward Elric 2. Alphonse Elric 3. Winry Rockbell 4. Barry The Chopper (WTF is wrong with me?) 5. Roy Mustang Pairings I like: AlWinry (AWWW), EdWinry, EdRoy(must be written well, no smut) Pairings I don't like: AlRoy Pairings I REALLY DON'T LIKE: Elricest. Ew. No. Bad. Go away. Johnny The Homicidal Maniac Favorite Characters In Order: 1. Edgar 2. Johnny 3. Squee 4. Devi 5. N/A Pairings I like: EdgarNny (Don't ask me why), Nny/Devi (YAY!) Pairings I don't like: Nny/Squee (NONONONEVER. Not even when Squee is older!) "Suffering? You've seen nothing yet . . ." - Jigsaw, Saw III Saw Favorite Characters In Order 1. Adam 2. Lawrence 3. Jigsaw 4. Amanda 5. Daniel Favorite pairings: ADAM/LAWRENCE. HELL YES. RANTING: I hate it when people say that, in Naruto fanfiction, of course Naruto isn't gay! Niether is anybody! Stick the the hints of Sakura/Sasuke and all that other crap. FANFICTION IS SUPPOSED TO BE OF THE AUTHORS IMAGINATION. If I want Sakura to be with Ino, I'll have them in character even if they will not be together in the manga/anime, and do not tell me to stick to what the creator wants. I write for my own purposes to see what's in my mind come to life. Oh, and Chase is SO totally gay for House. Update 3/3/09: My computer is broken but I'm planning to use the library's to upload my HAND WRITTEN man I work hard D: stories. They'll be of the Saw universe. Good day to you, good sir! An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations - Charles De Montesquieu | |||||||
1. Simplicity » reviewsFifty drabbles from when Ed and Al were children. The innocence of childhood and the sibling rivalry that takes place. Not to mention cake being used as ammunition, that's always fun. And Al is pretty sure 'kaprillion' is not a real number. Not Elricest.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 11-10-08 - Published: 7-23-08 - Edward E. & Alphonse E. - Complete2. Unconditional reviewsIt is the first anniversary of Winry parents' death. Al hopes he can make her smile, since such a shining, lovely soul should never know suffering so horrible. AlWinry Pre-FMAFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-2-08 - Alphonse E. & Winry R. - Complete3. Outside The Box reviewsCameron thought the last place she would start to understand Chase's like for her was in a broken down elevator. Should she give him a chance, even if it's a maybe? ChaseCameron.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-23-08 - A. Cameron & R. Chase - Complete4. Boundaries reviewsThere are many lines that friends don't cross and hurting Edward Elric's little brother is one noxious, dangerous line to pass. There is no contest between family and friends family comes first. Thomas is going to learn that the hard way. BrotherlyfluffFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-16-07 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete5. A Cracked Family Portrait » reviewsWhen an infant dies it is a tragedy. When it is Chase's and Cameron's child though the whole hospital feels for them. The couple try to make it through the hardship but the impact on the relationship is tremendous. Will this tear them apart? ChaseCameronHouse, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,302 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 7-23-07 - A. Cameron & R. Chase6. Leggys Close Encounter reviewsEdward makes a toy for Al, Leggys The Second, and Al treasures it dearly. Unfortunately for some bullies they are about to realize that Leggys The Second can also be a weapon of mass destruction when having to protect his brother. NOT Elricest. Brotherly.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,563 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-8-07 - Alphonse E. & Edward E. - Complete7. Mostly Memories reviewsBefore Al tries to bring his mother back he wants to give Winry something, so if anything goes wrong she will have it as a reminder. Later they come to her house in shreds and armor. She realizes then that Al had tried to say goodbye. AlWinry.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-1-07 - Alphonse E. & Winry R. - Complete8. Because He Left reviewsvivid dream brings back the past, making Edward how much pain he feels every Father's Day since he had rashly wrecked his father's study. One shot.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-21-07 - Edward E. - Complete9. What Does It Spell? reviewsJames Evans Wilson. House notices right away what is odd about it and decides to write a Jewish tune to Twelve Days of Christmas. 'On the first day of Hanukkah my oncologist gave to me . . .' because someone just had to.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-8-07 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete10. Until It's Gone reviewsSometimes people do not realize what they have until it's gone. Cameron learns that lesson the hard way. ChaseCameron.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-6-07 - A. Cameron & R. Chase - Complete11. Trading My Child For Opiates reviews[Cameron!Childhood. Child abuse. ONE SHOT] Cameron recalls the breaking of bones. The sound of the ambulance. The pain. The pills are taken away. All to feed her mother's sick need for attention and painkillers.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-21-07 - A. Cameron - Complete12. The Circle Of Compensation reviewsWho's bright idea was it to give House sticky notes? His team will suffer like never before. Then again things to tend to come around full circle . . . Around and around they go!House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete13. The Land of Legal Painkillers reviewsCuddy with devil horns? Giant Vicodin pills? The Grim Reaper coming to rant about House trying to be a bit nicer so he doesn't have to deal with the complaints of people in the afterlife? House's dreams have never been so odd.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,979 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-16-07 - G. House - Complete14. Honestly reviewsHouseWilson After Wilson's family left from a visit he finds a drawing from his niece which House finds too amusing to let go. Her view of her Uncle is genderbending. Let's just say that Wilson wants his masculinity back.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-27-07 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete