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since: 06-25-07, id: 1309580, Profile Updated: 08-06-09
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HI! I'm Diamond and Stars..well that's not my real name...but I'm not putting my real name up. I need some privacy right? So just call me Diamond and Stars...and if that's too long (sometime that name even gets too long for me...) just call me D&S. No other weird names please. I get freaked out easily..or so I've been told. But if you REALLY want me to freak out..feel free to freak me out. Just, don't get too scared if I end up freaking you out too. Okay. I'm going to stop talking before I freak EVERYONE who is reading this away.

Anways...I'm not as addicted to NCIS anymore. But t'um...PM me or email me if you EVER wanna discuss something ie: episodes, stories, TIVA action...you know..the works! I know I know..I wrote a story..about Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys that I haven't even finished! I knowww. It's quite scandalous, but I'm EXTREMELY sorry about that. I just don't have the necessary will or desire to pursue that story as of right now. Who knows? Maybe later?

I even remember that fateful DAY I first stumbled upon NCIS. It was Memorial Day of 2007. Yes. Only May of 2007. I was in Palm Springs for vacation and you know those days when there are NCIS marathons cause it's a federal holiday and it has something to do with the arms forces? Not just those mini-ones that just give you three...but the WHOLE ENTIRE DAY FULL OF NCIS?! yeah. The best days of my life. The long marathons were going on that day. I remember that the team was in the sex education and Ziva went to lick Tony in the ear and he jumps up and the instructor thinks Tony has a question and so Tony has to ask if being slapped on the back of the head is a type of sexual harrassment and stuff. Oh, and Abby is mortified to learn that hugs could be a type of sexual harrassment and people may not like and and Palmer (being his awkward self) asks if its okay if he touched people..even though they are dead...or something like that..I mean come on..Palmer, Palmer, Palmer, You don't ASK that kind of question. EVER!! I guess he'll never learn. Anyways, uhmm, the scene ends when Gibbs' team gets called away for duty and Jenny very solemnly tells the instructor that she will take great notes for them since they are absent. Not sure about the time frame of all that but that's the jist of what I remember. I feel so...stupid for not remembering. Seriously..my FIRST NCIS episode..that changed my LIFE! Help me here?

ALERT! Thanks to wonderful NCISchick who helped me restart my brain where all my NCIS knowledge is. The episode's name is Driven. THANK YOU NCISCHICK!! ;

oooh. I still remember what my first Nancy Drew book is! Maybe I'll save that story for later...:)

OH! and just a thought to all you tennis players out there (cause I know there are some tennis players who are reading this...right?). RAFAEL NADAL. 'Nuff said in my opinion. I have to admit, I was first wayyy into Roger Federer's classy look and perfect strokes, with his nicely layered hair...perfect outfits...and perfect everything. THEN!! First off..Federer got a little too perfect for me. And secondly, Nadal came along and took Federer's thunder (though in my opinion Nadal totally deserves every moment and title he earned) and I dunno...Nadal's pirate-y look has been diminshed with his shorter cargo pants and t-shirts that cover up his guns his 2009 season. Hmmm...well, Nadal has my vote for sexiest tennis player..well Andy Roddick is up there too. :) Ah well..Federer is now married. haha. Roddick is getting married. And Nadal has a girlfriend.

Okay..anyone this far in my profile I must MUST MUST award brownies. Not JUST brownie points (cause what can you actually do with brownie points? Unless...you want to get brownies with them? That would make sense...but I'm giving them out for free. What can beat free brownies?!) But seriously..there really isn't much to talk about anymore. Some of you reading this must feel SO relieved to know I'm winding down...but then I ask you why didn't you stop a wayyyy long time ago when you could have had the chance? Now you must finish! bahahaha...okay, no really. Just wishful thinking. :)

Oh. And Christian Bale is hot. David Boreanaz is pretty high up on the list too. They are almost as hot as Michael Weatherly. Almost.

Yes, David Boreanaz. Seeley Booth from Bones, which I might add is the new show I'm addicted to at the moment. But people might see that I haven't read any fanfiction for Bones yet, because I'm addicted to reading Pride & Prejudice fanfiction at the moment. ;

Okay, so really. I promise..my last piece of ramble.

BREAKING NEWS! Discovery Channel's little branch off called the ID channel (Identification I believe it's called..) has this show called "The Real NCIS" and I just thought it was hilarious cause you know, the t.v. show got first dibbs (ah! rhymes with gibbs! :D) on the title and then the REAL NCIS felt like they needed to come out or show something? I dunno. But I've seen some episodes. Nothing can compare with the T.V. series. Believe me when I say that. But I've also been trying to figure out the people in this ID channel and dub them names from the T.V. series but each episode have different agents in them. Makes me friggn' frustrated. I gave up on the show. Plus it was boring. No drama..well, there was drama but not the drama I was lookn' for. Maybe that's why they came out with "The REAL NCIS"...to put people like me into the real persective and stuff. huh.

My Favorites: (I of course have to put in this...what profile would be complete without this part?!)

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, Lord of the Ring Trilogy, Sound of Music, She's the Man, 1408, Gone with the Wind, Step up, The Ring, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, The Departed, Transformers, The Prestige, Disturbia, Eagle Eye, Batman Begins, The Dark Knight, Wild Hogs...

T.V. Shows: NCIS, House MD, Bones, Pysch, Monk, Lie to Me, Oprah (yes..Oprah..haha), Ellen Degeneres Show

Music: I love Musicals but some band/artist I like are MCR, Panic! at the disco, AFI, Shakira, Dido, Rhianna, Death Cab for a Cutie, Keane, 3 Doors Down, Muse, The Killers, Coldplay, Jason Mraz, Taylor Swift

Books: My favorite books are Pride and Prejudice, Gone with the Wind, Nancy Drew series, Hardy Boy Series, Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys Super Mystery, The Twilight Series, and Harry Potter series

Hobbies: Playing tennis, reading, drawing, on fanfiction and hanging out with friends

Misc: I do write some fanfiction. But I'm still new to it. So be nice!! Ha ha. actually I first started only beta and R&R other people. When they started to ask me to write a story..i decided to give it a shot which is now on hiatus...

Shippers:

Harry Potter

L/J- seriously. Without them..there will be NO Harry. Think about THAT people! :o

H/R- They were ment for each other! Not Hermione and Draco..even though the good girl and the bad boy is intruiging...still..not enough to sell it for me!

H/G- Harry and Ginny are just adorable together..though I'm not sure how I'd feel if my best friend married my little sister.

Nancy Drew and the Hardy Boys

F/N-no exceptions..lol. Ned just rubbed me in the wrong way. Too needy...not as brilliant as Frank...and in my opinion..not as understanding..must I go on? :D

For Joe..I'm more laid back...but I'd rather Joe be with Vanessa

NCIS

TIVA-Tony and Ziva for all you guys who are non-NCIS-ers and you guys shoud pick the show up! It's an amazing tv show. Better than all the CSI spin-offs combined. But really..Kate? I think she would be good with Ari...like that bad boy good girl kinda thing. I dunno. Kate is really nice and I genuinely like her, but whenever NCIS re-runs are on and she's with Tony instead of Ziva, I always feel dissapointed. Sometimes disappointed enough to start screaming at the T.V. and my siblings all look at me weird. But they already think I'm weird. Another thing won't hurt...I think..And..seriously..you guys don't need to hear my rambling on this pair. You guys wouldn't live to hear the end of it, so I'll spare you guys. :)

JIBBS- Jenny and Gibbs. Okay, so I thought Jenny and Gibbs were going to be perfect for each other. I totally thought Gibbs could move on from Shannon, okay I mean like still remember Shannon and Kelly, but move one and what better woman than Jenny? I was SO mad.. SO MAD then the writers killed her off!! I was seriously thinking about writing to them to bring her back as a ghost or something..but that just wouldn't be right...

MCABBY- Abby and McGee. They are just SO cute..in like a nerdy yet cool way. And McGee has a cool car. I'm jealous of the Porche. :)

But I DO have one problem with ALL of my categories of fanfiction I enjoy. I don't like the weird slash stories -shudder- OH! or with Jeanne for NCIS. Ewww...haha.

My FAVORITE quotes :)

McGee: How would he arrange for Lee to shoot Langer?
David: Easiest way.
DiNozzo: The Mole is
Lee exits the elevator and walks to them
DiNozzo:benign. Which is fantastic because I was a little worried. And so the dermatologist said "That's not a carcenoma. It's a beauty mark." Hey how are you Michelle? -Cloak

DiNozzo: The last thing I remember before the lights going out was you kimbo slicing through a room full of guards. Was that a reflex?
David: Yes! It was. Gunshot went off. I saw YOU...
DiNozzo: long pause I'm tired of pretending.
David: So am I.
Dinozzo: It's dinner theatre for an audience of one. When's the curtain going down. -Cloak

Tony's nicknames for Agent McGee
DiNozzo: McCranky - McEgghead - McFlabby - McFlowerPower - McFreaky - McGarnagle - McGeek - McGiggles - McGoo - McGoogle - McGruff - McLawyer - McMuse - McProbious - McRomeo - McShipmate - McSofty - McZero
DiNozzo: Probie - Probalicious - Probie-Wan Kanobie

David: I thought he was molded from clay, had life breathed into him by a group of mystics.
McGee: That's funny. I thought he fell to Earth in a capsule after his home planet exploded.
David: chuckles No he burst forth fully grown from the mind of Zeus.
McGee: Nice.
DiNozzo: He is the avatar of Vishnu. He was sent to be the left hand of Yahweh. He was grown in a cabbage patch. I'm trying to pose a serious metaphysical question here. You want to be clever? I can be clever.
Gibbs: Gibbs enters Just a matter of time, DiNozzo -Heartland

McGee: "It's all fiction! Didn't you guys read the disclaimer in the front?"
Tony: "You believe that...Lisa?" (Ziva laughs)"Didn't think so. Have a nice life, Probie." Ziva starts the engine of the NCIS truck

"If the clothes make the man, what does that make McGee?"
"Male Nurse?"
"Aqua Smurf."

-Tony DiNozzo and Ziva David

(Tony talking to the Marine at the body drop location, waiting for the M.E.)
Marine: How, many trucks you guys got?
Tony: Well you've already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here (McGee nods and Ziva salutes) Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy, park it right there Love Machine! (holding his hands up for Palmer to stop in the M.E. van) We're gonna be rocking through the night here smokey.
Gibbs: DiNozzo, would rather not.
Tony: East bound and down Snow Man, Bandit out!
(Tony walking quickly to follow the Marine)
Tony: See what I did there? Pretty good, seamless transition from Convoy to...
Marine: (Cutting Tony off) Yep. Smokey and the Bandit, I got it. You - are - a - comic genius!
Tony: Thanks.
(Tony snaps pictures quickly capturing the Marines access code to the secure door, the Marine notices and looks at him Tony inverts the camera to take pictures of the edge of the roof)
Tony: You got some structural damage there, Deckert. That's from Blade Runner. -Cloak

Ziva: I'm braless.
Tony: I noticed that earlier. But on a phone, they're bars.

Abby to Tony and Nikki in Iraq over teleconference: I didn't know you guys were sharing a room.
Ziva: aside to Abby They are sharing a room?
Tony: We're not exactly sharing a room.
Ziva: Either they're sharing a room or they're not sharing a room. I don't see what is so exact or not exact about it.

McGee: You're not showing up on the map. Let me restart the scan.
DiNozzo: Might want to hurry. Ziva's turning in circles. Either the trail's gone cold, or she's about to mark her territory. -Dagger

female FBI agent to McGee: We have a whole new respect for NCIS, Agent McGee.

McGee: We got lucky. It was actually the trained laser on the room that gave you away.
female FBI agent: I was talking about your agents DiNozzo and David pretending to be married assassins.
male FBI agent: Very convincing.
female FBI agent: I don't think anyone in the FBI would actually go all the way just to sell a cover story.
male FBI agent: I would.
McGee (smiles): Guys, they were acting.
male FBI agent: Trust me, I know when someone's acting when they're having sex.
female FBI agent: It's true, I've met his wife.
McGee gets up and looks at the plasma which is showing Tony and Ziva laughing in their hotel room.
McGee: But...Tony and Ziva wouldn't... -Undercovers

Kate: All I'm saying is that... things on the surface are not always the same as when you put them in context with the way they actually developed, you know, under the surface, kinda.
Tony:I have no idea what you said.
Kate: Neither do I. But the intent was sincere.

Ziva jumps on top of Tony to protect him from a ricocheting bullet.
Tony: Why are you on top of me?
Ziva: I'm protecting you, Tony.
Tony: Well don't.
Ziva: You didn't seem to mind when we were undercover.
Tony: That might have something to do with the fact that you were naked.
Ziva: Perhaps if it were warmer in here.
Tony: Hmm. Let me rephrase the question. Why are you still on top of me?

DiNozzo: That's a taser, Harvey.
David: You only have one shot, non-fatal.
McGee: There's five of us.
long pause. Harvey shoots McGee
-Silent Night

Ziva: It was no secret. He's writing about us!
Tony: Oh come on, it's not about us. I mean the whole part about Liza and her broken heart.
Ziva: The memento she keeps from a relationship that would never have a chance to happen.
Tony: Yeah, where’s he getting than? Or the scene between Liza and Tommy where they pour out their hearts to each other and spill their secrets
Ziva: Haha. When he tries to explain the profound nature of his identity crisis.
Tony: Yeah! I mean the hidden struggle between ‘who he is?’ and ‘what he’s becoming?’ I don't even know what it is.
Ziva: Totally unrealistic.
Tony: Would never happen

Gibbs: He's already dead. Rigor mortis is set in.
Ziva: How do you know he's not faking it?
Gibbs: Well shoot him if you don't believe me.

Ziva: What is this place?
Lieutenant: That's classified.
Tony: Classified? What do you got in there? Aliens? Bigfoot?
Ark of the Covenant? (no response from Lieutenant) That only leaves one thing.
Tony, Ziva and McGee: (In unison) Unicorn.

Staus on my Story(s):

The Robbery at the New York Museum(working title): In-progress

Chapter One: Up

Chapter Two: Up!

Chapter Three:Up!

Chapter Four: ~Coming Soon!~

I AM VERY RANDOM AND PROUD OF IT! now..with that said...

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