Beware: I am Spryte Rashi McCahlly. I am the one who comes up with this shit.

Read if you wish, but don't complain if you don't like them

Afterall, you chose the story...

Aiyo! I'm Chii-Kiyo LeCour! I deliver sweet treats and love to all

My sweet treats to you will be my lovely fanfics.

Take a look at my stock... lol:

Invader Zim:

Lipstick and Bruises: This fic was completly spontanious. I was actually reading a JtHM-fic prior to this, so this was really, really sudden. This is how I pictured a real ZADR to be: One-sided, and Dib seemed a bit emotionally unstable so if he felt the hopelessness of a love that couldn't be, he'd snap don't you think? I appologized for it being so open-ended, but my mind just ended it there. Nothing else, I tried to wrap it up all nice but I couldn't...

Johnny the Homicidal Maniac:

Human Nature: I don't know how this came about either, I was just thinking about the comic and some fics I'd recently read. Suddenly, I was like, "Let's make a JtHM fic!" And it was so. I was pretty proud of this personally, even passing it around at school... untill I realized no one I knew knew anything about the comic! That's where my Author's Note came in. It just explains a few things that apparently weren't obvious to those I accociate with. But to anyone else who is a fan, especially those who don't mind a little... or a lot... of SqueeXNny angst, I recomend you skip the Note.

The Difference the Begining Makes: Another "What turned Johnny homicidal?" story, this is my theory. It's not a happy one, though it wouldn't make much sense if it was. I pictured him to be very similer to Squee in his naive innocence. His masacre of Squee's parents makes it apparent that he, too, saw their similarities. In a fit of a returning memory flash, he killed Squee's parents in the same, insane reasoning that almost killed Devi. Seems more realistic than my previous attempt at JtHM... the one with SqueeXNny. shudder

South Park:

Who's Day: Seriously, this popped into my mind at probably 1 or 2 in the morning. I was contiplating how many gay innuendos Stone and Parker put in South Park concerning Cartman. I mean, come on, the first episode was called "Cartman gets an Anal Probe"! Anywho, besides that there a many more refrences. I always loved the slash paring of Cartman with Butters, because to me it just seems right. Butters, when he gets older is obviously going to be gay, and this in itself is a fangirl's paradise.

Tell Me About the TRUE You: This started as a Butters thing, but I thought it sounded like an essay my English teacher gave us once. It tells of the hidden perils of living in a small town, the kind that are never really seen on the outside. This was a story about scars, and each kid has their own problems and secrets. So far I have: Butters, who has grown up and struggles with his homosexuality, as well as a love of Cartman; Stan, who is physically and emotionally abused by his sister, and deals with thoughts of suicide; and Cartman, whose mother is a whore and gets so high she doesn't even recognize him... then proceeds to solicit him.

Death Note:

Master and Servent: A MattXMello story with a twist, because Mello wants bottom. Mello is tired of being the boss, being in charge of everything, being needed all the time to be the leader. Matt is his loyal companion, and will do whatever Mello wants whenever Mello asks. This is a story of BDSM, and why one would choose to be controlled. I just saw Mello as that kind, so I let them switch their roles. It was also meant to be a jab at the fan-ideal that Matt is gay and pines over Mello, and that he always ends up uke.

Kira's Psalm: I'm thinking of raising the rating on this poem so people will actually read it! So there's not sex... damnit people, expand your horizons! This is art...! Alright, rant over... anyway, this was just a short poem I wrote about Light's God-complex, by making him his own prayer to be said by all his followers out there.

Ed Edd n Eddy:

A new CARL: I wanted to write a EEnE fanfic, but the first one I wrote was so horrendously horrible I didn't bother to submit it. This is my second attempt, you can tell it's pretty cautious. It is also slash without a lemon, which makes me sad... but my brain desided to quit on me at like, 900 words so that was the end of that. It's pretty cute though. Eddy thinks he's Carl, and Carl wants some Double D.

Insanitarium: I found that in my quest to stop writing such dark, deep, psychological stories... I'd stopped writing deep, psychological stories. Who knew? So I started this, in which the Eds find themselves in an insane asylum. They have no memory of why they are there and have to find a way to get out. But in trying to unravel the mystery we begin to see ourselves why they (and the other Cul-De-Sac children) may have ended up where they are. It's basically me looking too deep into character flaws, but is looking pretty promising nonetheless.

Chii-Kiyo: So Read and Enjoy--

Spryte: Or die.