Name: Just call me Hollie
Age: As of June 2nd, I am 14!
Where I live: In a stereotyphical place.
My fave music: U2, Coldplay, Smokey Robinson, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, ACDC, CSNY, The Zombies, Nancy Griffith, Moody Blues, Police, Madonna, Blondie, David Bowie, John Cale, Hanson, Shawn Colvin, Sinad O’Conner, Steppenwolf, and hundreds others. I know I’m a dork when it comes to old music. Whatever.
My stories are an extension of myself. Every review is important to me because it shows you put some thought into it. I need to know what you think. As an author, it’s so cool to hear what others think. It really means a lot. I take everything my reviewers say to heart, so please say everything in a helpful manner.
As to requests, please send them in. I will do the best I can. If you hear of a challenge, tell me. I’d love to have to experiment with different pairing and writing styles.
Also, the request things I posted are gone, but I have all of your requests still.
Some of my favorite things to write for are: Code Lyoko, Naruto, Hannah Montana, and Harry Potter.
I admit, there are some pairing I will not write for. Sorry, but they go against everything I believe in (but I'm not talking about male/male or female/female pairings, I have no problem with them!).
I also will not write about the movie Titanic. I'm sorry, it's way to close to me to write about.
Again, please send in requests. It'd mean an awful lot. Thank you!
Awsome Quotes:
When Life gives you lemons, throw them at the jerk who just dumped you- Me
Hollie, guess what my new wallpaper is! It's you. And you look ASIAN! -Devyn
My cousin: Gosh when you're at collage you miss a lot of stuff.
Me: Yeah, I'm kinda looking forward to that.
It's never going to happen - Conner, on Sasuke and Sakura
It's not fair, he's like, 40! Why can't guys my age look like that? -me
And then, you're going to grow up, get married to Tony, be called Mrs. Di... for the rest of your life, and have a bunch of kids. - My five year old neighbour
Some one please tell me we did not just leave Connor alone with the food. -Mrs. Coller
For the last time, Hollie, get that nose of yours out of the book and PAY ATTENTION - teachers, parents, friends, it goes on forever.
Everyone in Southern California is high off of something. At first, it was just my town, but I know people who don't live in my town who must be high off of something, so I changed it to all of my county. But that doesn't explain everyone in LA or San Diego. So, now I'm sure that it's all of Southern CA. -me, on why I act so insane
Yeah, I'm a semi-professional comedian- Tony, when my dad is being a typical annoying father
The only difference between reality and fiction, is that fiction has to make sense. -Tom Clancy (Thank you Ashley Booth)
I intend to live forever, or die trying- Unknown
When people tell me a knights job is all glory, I laugh and I laugh and I laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before they edge away and talk about soothing drinks. ~Raoul, Lady Knight
A girl is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she lands in hot water.
Three wise men? Are you kidding me?
It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy minute of it.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Adrian looking for a bag of popcorn and his Raider Pencil in Spanish class
Adrian: This popcorn would tast so good if I could pop it.
Me: No, the Raider pencil poisened it
Adrian: It flavored really good!
Me: With what? Failure and defeat?
Funny/Clever sayings:
"what fighting style is that?"
"It's called slugging them"
"It isn't a trap if we can see it a mile away"
"it smells like something died multiple times"
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it
some people are like slinkies completely and totally useless but it's completely funny to watch one fall down the stairs
"Some mornings it's just not worth it to chew through the leather straps"
silence is golden duct tape is silver
sarcasm: it's the only reason why I haven't killed anyone yet
when I snap you'll be the first to go
"7 of the 10 voices inside my head are saying don't shoot... but I'm not really listening to those voices...
"We're not out-numbered just think of it as unlimited target session"
"let me guess you ate a bowl of STUPID for breakfast"
I laugh at jokes three times
1: when I hear it
2: when someone explains it to me
3: five minutes later when I actually get it
I'm the evil twin (it's on my t-shirt)
I live in my own little world but it's okay they know me here
I hear voices and they don't like you
scientific theory proven the universe does revolve around me
That's it you are now officially endangered
When you laugh
I laugh
When you cry
I cry
When you jump out a window...
I laugh
My Favorite Quotes from Love Potion by Amber Myst:
- Love is fire. But whether it's gonna warm your heart or burn your house down you can never tell. -
-To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.-
- True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly -
Raven shot him a death glare and watched with satisfaction as he withered and died beneath it.
- Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile -
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good if you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. if you have every run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would die laughing at them.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. (from Midnight Pearls aka Mermaid- Halfbreed)
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Fem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugermuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bus A Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, superheroxnerd, witchofdanight1316, Darkgirl4.0, noodlelover16
If you ever fell up a set of stairs, copy this into your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you know who Panic! At the Disco is and know that they are NOT disco...copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have been on youtube for more than 5 hours paste this into your profile
If you think that anime should rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! Sasuke's Baby Girl93,2b1b, muddledthoughts, noodlelover16
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling
If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile.
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.
Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
I don't care what you say! I AM A PIRATE AND THAT'S THAT! (Copy and paste this into your profile if you are a Pirate!)
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile (I've done this to a wall before!)
If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile.
If you can agree with "Nevermind Me" by Big and Rich sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile. (doesn't mention that I'm listening to the song at the moment!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you want to learn another language, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hahaha. Just ask Andrew how his 'pelvic bone' is)
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (You don't. :))
If you like mints and skittles as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you aren't me, paste this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block stinks, copy and paste this into your profile. (no, I love writer's block. NOT!)
If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile.
If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this into your profile. (but if it's already dead, and you're going to use it for food; then you can use the fur. But don't you DARE go out and shoot animals just for their fur!)
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that you have scared people with your obsession, put this in your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it, put this in your profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you) put this in your profile.
If you sink into random little daydreams during various parts of the day, copy and paste this into your profile.
If everyone IS out to get you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think the Trix rabbit should go out and buy his own box, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who needs to get run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever fallen off a spinning chair, copy and paste this into your profile.
93 of American teenager would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
A boy in my public speaking class wrote this line in a poem once, and I really liked it: "Kiss me while I'm still alive, Kill me while I kiss the sky" Whatever it means to you...
98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ran up a down escalater copy this into your profile
If you like sitting on top of things because your vertically challenged copy and paste this into your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you know a video game charecter or video game weapon that need(s) to exsist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...) Wishing_for_a_Zoro_plushie (err... people laughed, and not to mention I was wearing a skirt XD ) Sangorulz(in school while wearing heels...clutz), AmethystDreamer (I run into things alot.)
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. Ghetto Anime Princess, AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Takahane, Fire Thief, Sarah303, Coco Gash Niccals,cheerleader101,Sangorulz, AmeythystDreamer
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever run into something because you were reading a book, copy and paste this on your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you are Edward Cullen obsessed copy and paste this to your profile.
if you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real or you were one of them copy this to your pro.
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro
if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your pro
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you all ready have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.
Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.
Paste this in your profile if you have ever seen a ghost or something supernatural.
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.
If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completly has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.
30 of kids go to college. the other 70 either drop out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are on of the 30 that KNOW that your going to college put this on your profile and add your name to the list. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Gaara's-pandachan101, Evilfangirl, Feareth the Kitty,Monko25, leafninja345435, FrozenFyre , AkastukiFan,readifyouplease
Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,readifyouplease
If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan,readifyouplease
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser.
Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Procrastinate NOW!
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
Sarcasm is one more service I offer.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
Life is like robbing a bank; so worth the while!
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk!
You want to know who your real friends are? Screw up and see who's still there- (A good one!!)
Let's see. My first impression: I hate you - Kakashi (Naruto)
Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when there's footprints on the moon-
Don't look at me with that tone of voice!-
Silence is golden, duck-tape is sliver-
Too troublesome - Shikamaru (Naruto)
It's a wonder they haven't locked you up yet-
A good friend would come and bail you out of jail. A true friend would be sitting there beside you saying, "Man that was fun!"
Question if some one with multiple personalities threatens to commit to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation??
Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revoling door
He shouldn't let his mind wander, it's too late to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness
"Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable" -Unknown
-"Fiction is a lie and good fiction is the truth inside the lie" -Unknown
"Do not walk behind me for i shall not lead
Do not walk before me for i shall not follow
Nor walk beside me, just off and leave me alone"
Genius by Birth
Lazy by Choice
Question: if someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself,
is it a hostage situation?
and who ever said anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski
through a revolving door
he shouldn't let his mind wander, its too little to go out on its own
He had a good idea once, but it died of loniness
When all else fails, lower your standards.
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
You've gotta' die in creative ways.
They keep saying the right person will come along; I think mine got hit by a
truck.
If it's not nailed down, it's fair game.
To err is human, to forgive is not Company Policy
When in doubt, use brute force.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
You can't fall off the floor.
Anything can be made to work if you fiddle with it long enough.
If you mess with a thing long enough, it'll break.
Push something hard enough and it will fall.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. (I Live by
this one XD)
There's no point in being grownup if you can't be childish sometimes
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
I'm prepared for all emergencies. But I'm totally unprepared for everyday
life.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you
wouldn't have been notified.
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
Why is it that when adults have multiple personalities it's schizophrenia,
but when a child has imaginary friends it's cute?
Do what comes naturally now. Seethe and fume and throw a tantrum
Sleep: A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first
given opportunity (it's true i tell you!)
Nobody ever dares make cup a soup in a bowl
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all the evidence that you tried.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you jump around in a circle screaming "EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN" over and over, and then falling on your bed, and sobbing for no reason. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!
If you are past insane, crazy, psycho, and just plain weird copy and paste this to you pro.
If you are so twilight obsessed that you have memorized most of the character bios copy this to your pro
If you are completely in love and a total stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you
If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If you've ever wanted Sadie's hair, copy this into your profile.
If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile. OH MY GOD! Mommy mommy can I have him?
If you're all for world peace, but you really want Paco to stop bothering Jude, copy this into your profile.
If you think it's amazing that Jude can beat up people while singing, copy this into your profile.
If you've hoped that college is as much fun as "With A Little Help From My Friends" says it is, copy this into your profile.
If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.
If you feel guilty that you like some of the songs done by the Across the Universe cast better than the original Beatles, copy this into your profile.
If you figured out that Sadie looks like Janis Joplin, JoJo looks like Jimi Hendrix, and Max looks like Kurt Cobain before anyone told you, copy this into your profile.
If you cringe everytime the Uncle Sam pops out of the poster during "I Want You (She's So Heavy)," copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could attack Max with kisses and cookies while he's in the hospital, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you could have Dana Fuchs, Jim Sturgess, Evan Rachel Wood, and Joe Anderson sing you out of a closet, copy this into your profile.
If you think Max really needs somebody to love, copy this into your profile.
IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile.
If you have ever taped a sign to your back, worn it out in public, and then counted how many people said something about it, paste this on your profile, and add how many people made comments. 53
If at first you don’t succeed...Cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
"I told my psychologist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I've gone to find myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait!
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
--xx--
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.
You know you live in the year 2000+ when..
1.) You accidentaly enter you password on a microwave
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage
My feelings about this whole thing is like Who cares? It doesn't affect me. If two guys get married how is my life going to be different? I just think they deserve to make their own choices.
NT A JOKE! IT ACTUALLY HELPS YOU FIGURE OUT A COUPLE OF KEY THINGS!
Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers.
Apparently
Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it.
1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head.
If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head.
If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head...
(it has to be the first)
2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow?
3) Your first initial?
4) Your month of birth?
5) Which color do you like more,black or white?
6) Name a person of the same sex as yours.
7) Your favorite number?
8) Do you like california or florida more?
9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10) Write down a wish(a realistic one)
ARE YOU DONE?
IF SO SCROLL DOWN.
(DONT CHEAT...FOOL...) .. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. THE ANSWERS
1. You are completly in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red-You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black-You are consertive and aggressive
Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back
Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3.If you initial is:
A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life.
L-R You try to live you life to the maximimum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4.If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5.If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completly confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime.
8. If you choose:
California: You like adventure
Florida: You are a laid back person
9.If you choose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday
.GIRL TALK
Did you know kissing is healthy
It's good to cry
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
94 of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
Lying is actually unhealthy
Only apply mascara to your top lashes
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
89 of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
Ya but 99.99 of girls want guys to make the first move
Chocolate will make you feel better!
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
Boys aren't worth your tears
We ALL love surprises!!
Now... make a wish!
Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!
WISH WISH WISH WISH
Congratulations!!
Your wish has just been received
repost this with the title for girls eyes ONLY in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! I got this from kirikou_yuki at LiveJournal.com
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.
I'm not lesbian, but some of my friends are, and homophobia is way to much like racism, or being prejudiced based on religon. We are all people, remember?
If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you. ( Italized are the ones that fit me) Thank you to apikale-wahine for several. If you have ones you feel should be on here, PM me so I can put them on my list, then copy this list onto your profile and add yours!
I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I'm a CREATIONIST, so I MUST be UNEDUCATED.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST support abortion. (I am pro-choice, but personally, I would never have an abortion.)
I'm PROLIFE, so I MUST not care about women.
I'm an ENVIRONMENTALIST, so I MUST be a vegetarian. (Well, I am...But you still shouldn't assume.)
I have lots of siblings, so I MUST be neglected.
I go to a governor's school, so I MUST be stuckup.
I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST be naive.
I'm VALEDICTORIAN, so I MUST step on other people.
I'm an EXCHANGE STUDENT, so I MUST not speak English.
I got the lead in the school play, so I MUST be a diva.
I own a motorcycle, so I MUST be dangerous.
I'm 17 and engaged, so I MUST be pregnant.
I'm a GOTH so I MUST be depressed all the time.
I'm HALF HISPANIC, so I MUST be the daughter/son of an illegal immigrant.
If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop, POST THIS.
Taken from seekerchicks06 homepage... AWSOME NEAL QUOTES!! Yay Neal. We share a sense of biting irony/sarcasm...And people have actually tried to hit me for saying hello. IT'S A GIFT I TELL YOU!!
"He shares his sarcasm and his inability to abide fools with all, regardless of rank. If they didn't kill him within two weeks I'd have to see if he was drugging their water." ~Lord Wyldon on Neal of Queenscove, and why he couldn't be in charge of the refugee camp.
"Threats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary." ~Neal, Lady Knight
"You resort to common insult because you have no stronger arguement to offer." ~Neal, Squire
"I, myself, have noticed my growing resembalance to a daffodil..." ~Neal, Squire
"You can hit a person in the face with a haddock, and they'll call it a mouse if it's a mouse they want to see." ~Neal, First Test
"Military folk. The only way to solve a problem is by bashing it with a stick." ~Neal, Lady Knight
"A friend had commented once that Neal had a gift for making someone want to punch him just for saying hello." ~About Neal, Squire
"I'm about to commence four years obeying the call of a bruiser on a horse, I refuse to put down what might be the last book I see for months." ~Neal, Squire
"Sometimes Neal took forever to get to the point; sometimes, even when he got to it, the thing didn't feel like a point at all." ~About Neal in Squire
"Tilt with Lord Raoul? Why don't I just lie down in front of an elephant and let him step on me. I bet it feels the same." ~Neal, Squire
"He just likes the way Neal sqeaks when he's bit." Tobe, about Peachblossom's love of taking a bite out of Neal, Lady Knight
Murphy's Laws:
Nothing is as easy as it looks
Everything takes longer than you think
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Corollary: If there is a worst time for somthing to go wrong, it will happen then
If something simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develope.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked somthing.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Mother nature is a bitch.
It is impossible to make anything fool proof because fools are so ingenious.
Whevenver you set out to do somthing, something else must be done first.
Every solutions breeds new problems
The Murphy Philosophy:
Smile...Tomorrow will always be worse
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