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since: 06-25-07, id: 1309776, Profile Updated: 04-12-08
country: United States
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Author has written 21 stories for Secret Window, Pirates of the Caribbean, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeney Todd, and Harry Potter.

Hi everybody I just moved back to England and I don't know how to change the little button that says location on there so any help would be much appreciated lol! I'm an aspiring actress who is absolutely in love with Johnny Depp, I think Tim Burton is bloody brilliant and Helena Bonham Carter is smashing! I know movies inside and out and I hope to be more than what I have been called at school, "The pale girl with the thick crazy hair!” I'm picked out in a crowd by my pale skin and dark crazy hair. Ever since I saw Sweeney Todd my mum has called me 'Mrs. Lovett' because of my hairstyles and personality. I act, sing, dance, and write. Music is my other passion and message me if you think you need to know more!

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Quotes-

I'm attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I'm interested in the human conditions and what makes people tick. I'm interested in the things people try to hide.
-Johnny DeppI've always been misrepresented. You know, I could dress in a clown costume and laugh with the happy people but they'd still say I'm a dark personality.
-Tim Burton

One person's crazyness is another person's reality.
-Tim Burton

I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or abnormal. The meaning of those words for me is very personal and subjective. I've always been confused and never had a clearcut understanding of the meaning of those kinds of words.
-Tim Burton

You must acquire the habit of ignoring those who do not like you.
-Jerry Bruckheimer

I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander.
-Ted Elliot and Terry Rosevellot

We can't stay here! This is bat country!
-Hunter S. Thompson

Sea turtles. Also known as numerous flotation devices.
-Jerry Bruckheimer

Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker.
-Willy Wonka

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.
-Tyler Durden

Like a monkey, ready to be shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
From now on, all those with shaved heads: "Space Monkeys"
- Tyler Durden

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
-Tyler Durden

You're Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass!
- Marla Singer

Tyler sold his soap to department stores at 20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them.
- Narrator of Fight Club

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1. Thundering Dreams reviews
Hermione is over the Weasley's for winterbreak when a thunderstorm occurs. As she runs into her boyfriend's room Ron to kiss him awake she is horrified with who she finds! FW/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-08 - Hermione G. & Fred W. - Complete
2. Plastic Smiles » reviews
Sweeney/Lovett, Before i had done research on the movie i thought that this is what it would truely be about. Then i saw it and realized my ideas are good but the movie is greater. Rated T for Teenage Themes...nothing too bad
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,680 - Reviews: 181 - Updated: 9-6-08 - Published: 1-4-08
3. A Twist » reviews
Sweeney picks a girl named Tiffany out of the mad hosue to work as his apprentice for his revenge. Things get a little romantic. Rated T but rating may change to M for safety on the amount of rmantic content.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-5-08 - Published: 1-6-08
4. I'm So Waxed Out reviews
his is from Elizabeth’s point of view in the first movie when she feels trapped in Port Royal. She wants to be freed; this is what I’ve come up with.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-20-08 - Elizabeth S. - Complete
5. Black Doesn't Suit You Well reviews
Sparrabeth! Rated for safety. There's an interesting night when Will is unable to attend a meeting to course maps...he'll meet up with them later for sure. better than it sounds i'm bad at summaries! Please read!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-22-08 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
6. Pretty Woman reviews
ONe shot i might change it to more Where i took the song "Pretty Women" and added memories itno the song. It's a songfic i htink thats what its called anywayz : D Rated T for safety please read and review its much better than it sounds trust me. Ben/Luc
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-4-08 - Complete
7. Deadly reviews
Mrs. Lovett has had enough and is finally going to give Sweeney odd what he truely wants. Rated T because it gets kind of bloody towards the middle but nothing too bad! Please review!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete
8. Therapy Sessions or Dates? » reviews
Mort has a therapist things wrong...rated t for safety and mild violence!
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-20-07 - Published: 7-21-07
9. We Are an Us, Now » reviews
This is a story about Elizabeth and Jack having a baby together when William is serving his time on the Flying Dutchman. They have to have the baby and tell William they are a couple and a whole bunch of other stuff.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,459 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 11-19-07 - Published: 7-5-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S.
10. Victor or Victoria? » reviews
This is a story about a stowaway on the Black Pearl! Jack likes her alot but isn't sure if he can handle a girl with such a troubling past! Is Jack going to let her stay? Will her sassiness keep her from falling for Jack? My summary stinks story rocks!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 7-9-07 - Jack S.
11. Bones in the Yard reviews
Natasha moves from England to Mort's old cabin and some weird things start to happen. A relationship sprints up between the to but will their weird problems beak them apart? Better summmary inside. Rated for safety.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-24-07
12. Barbossa's Daughter reviews
OK, Suzy wants to get away from Barbossa and his cursed crew, so she jumps ship in Tortuga but what happens when she meets her favorite Captain. JackOc,Willabeth, and NorringtonOc maybe Rated T for safety
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-07 - Jack S.
13. Princess Christine Doe Meets Captain Jack Sparrow reviews
A Princess with a secret identity meets Jack Sparrow, he needs to impress her family before he gets what he wants, will this stop him from being able to love her? And what happens when he falls in love with her wrong identity? T for safety no lemons
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-9-07 - Jack S.
14. The Good Thing About Falling Off Of A Cliff reviews
This is the first Jack and Elizabeth meeting ever. This is when Elizabeth falls off of that cliff looking thing in the first movie and is saved by Jack Sparrow. Hope you like it! Review please, I love hearing what you have to say! Rated T for safety!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-3-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
15. Definitely Not Puppy Love reviews
Ok this is a sequel to More Than Puppy Love. More about Jack and Nessa and how Jack Sparrow became Captain Jack Sparrow and more about his first love and why he now calls girls ‘Love’!Rated T for safety and suggestional content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-1-07 - Jack S. - Complete
16. More Than Puppy Love reviews
This is about Jack's first puppy love. Vanessa grows up on Captain Teague's ship with Jack Sparrow and Bootstrap Bill Turner. Is it just puupy love? Rated T for safety and suggestive rumors, if you will. please review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-30-07 - Jack S. - Complete
17. My Elizabeth reviews
This is a story about what William was thinking and doing when Jack and Elizabeth get trapped on the island together in the first movie, Curse of the Black Pearl. He's putting scenarios of what may be going on in hi head. Rated T for safety review please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-30-07 - Elizabeth S. & Will T. - Complete
18. Do I Love Him Or His Life Style? reviews
This is Elizabeth having tea with Commodore Norrington. Her father is forcing her to marry after Will's death and then she decides she needs to leave, but does she?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-29-07 - Elizabeth S. & Jack S. - Complete
19. Until Next Time reviews
This is about what would happen if Kim Boggs went to visit Edward 3 years after the accident...will he love her back? It's rated T for safety. I wrote this and i haven't seen the movie in months so please review if you see any mistakes i made! Thanks!
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
20. The Right Knife A romance reviews
Ok this is a Jack ad Elizabeth pairing of what would have happened at the end of At World’s End if life was fair and William was well, keen to keep his promises. This is from Lizzie’s point of view, read and review please! Rated T just to be safe and sure
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-29-07 - Jack S. & Elizabeth S. - Complete
21. Stupid Pilgrim a Mort Rainey and John Shooter reviews
This one was really weird. I got kind of bored and thought about what would happen if a woman was found in the cornfield watching Mort Rainey and his split personality John Shooter through a window. Well this was what I saw.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-29-07 - Complete
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