COLLABORATIVE FF.net ACCOUNT BETWEEN ME AND LOREMIPSUM!: JediIpsum 1st Collaborative Story: Ashes to Ashes

Co-WRITTEN STORY: When Girlfriends Attack with Angelic Prophecy. Summary: Robert Langdon has just gone for a peaceful stroll with his lady... But chaos ensues when he runs into a former girlfriend and sparks start to fly. Within, you'll find overuse of caps, random passerby's and plenty of drama!

A/N: To all the people that read - and review - my stuff, Guys you ROCK!! You guys are totally AWESOME! I love y'all, thanks thanks thanks thanks thank you for reviewing! And thanks sooo much also to LoremIpsum and spikeismyvampirelover and Elfpen and Esaul for being my awesome betas! you guys are the greatest, totally! again, thank y'all! (CHECK OUT THEIR STUFF. NOW.)

The Beauty of the Rain is ON HIATUS. I'm going to take it down and post it with a different storyline, but I'm in an all-time POTC low these days. You'll see it down and up again whenever...

Tashilover's oath to review everything she enjoys in her profile inspired me to make an oath of my own - even if it would be different:

I, 'Jaeh', solemnly promise that every review I give would have meaning and sense, and would not be restrained to an one-word adjective.

Top-most FANDOMS:

Star Wars (Prequels, sequels, some EU)

National Treasure (1 and 2)

Chuck

Psych

Merlin

The Dresden Files (the books and the movies)

Fanfiction NOTES:

I don't write too much Riley/OC because if disney gives Riley a girl n NT3, that would pose a huge conflict with my storyline. :D

Han/Leia: SWEET SWEET SWEET!

Not fond of slash.(putting it mildly here) No offense to slash writers! But I could tolerate quite a bit. just... a bit.

Ben + Riley = FRIENDSHIP

Bring Zack Addy back! (srsly.)

Ships: National Treasure - Ben/Abby

Pirates of the Caribbean - Jack/Elizabeth

Harry Potter - Draco/Hermione

Star Wars - CANON PAIRINGS.

Chuck - Chuck and Sarah

Bones - Booth/Bones, Hodgin/Angela, GOOD Zack/OC

Psych - Shawn/Jules

Merlin - hm. haven't quite decided yet.

Dresden Files - Harry/Murphy (book and tv verse) and Harry/Susan (once upon a time and all that)

Will add more when I can think of more... :D

About me:

Saved Born-again Christian!

I am a girl. Big whoopty-doo surprise.

English is not my first language.

I'm a college student(young for my age though) taking Bachelor of Science Family Life and Child Development! It's a course where you study stuff about family and kids and all that... and we are NOT limited to family rearing and pre-school work!

I'm a cynic. A sarcastic cynic who happens to have faith in a few things, (faith = ESPECIALLY GOD).

I don't like cockroaches. Or any other flying insects... or any other insect, straight up. (hehehe) except for butterflies, dragonflies/damselflies, grasshoppers and fireflies...

I'm probably too brave for my own good. in case you didn't get that, I'm brave in a crazy, reckless sorta way.

I believe in secret societies, alternate universes/realities, ghosts(well, sort of...), area 51 and all those weird controversies. And I did NOT just take that from Riley. Well maybe a bit... but I always have been intrigued!

I get hyper often.

I love cheese! Seriously, I do.

I've always wanted to a doctor and a part-time writer someday...

I keep forgetting things. Like, I'm supposed to type something other than what i added today, and I really really can't remember it!

I have some quotable quotes of (stuff) that gather in my brain every once in a while, and I blurt them out randomly in blogs, to myself, in facebook, or to my computer. Please don't ask where they come from - even I'm afraid to know. blink

I usually trip over my own feet. Sometimes it doesn't even matter if my shoes are high, flats, or even if I'm wearing them. I'm accident-prone.

I'm really really chatty- but what i say makes sense most of the time... all you need to do is keep up ;)

I favorite too many stories. Don't blame me if your stories are good. :p

And I am weird. xP xD

well, I guess that's it.. for now.. until I find something important and possibly interesting to post.. PM me or something if you need anything, or you just wanna talk!.. xD

btw, my multiply site - I have a bunch of original fiction on my blog there - http://jaehisawesome.multiply.com

I have a deviantART site too! Heh, been recently "inspired" and having too much fun drawing. so.. yeah. I needed to upload my stuff. here: http://jaeh-is-awesome.deviantart.com/

for more stuff about me that doesn't have anything to do with my personal life, here - http://www.killermovies.com/forums/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=76811

for more stuff about me that has something to do with my personal life, click the little pm button right up there. ;)

-Jaeh xP

Most Favorite Quotes:

Star Wars: (there are a lot, but these are some)
"...From a Certain Point of View.." - Ben Kenobi - Star Wars VI
Qui-Gon Jinn: Do you hear that?
-a rumbling is heard in the distance-
Qui-Gon Jinn: That is the sound of a thousand terrible things headed this way.
Obi-Wan: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into TINY pieces and BLAST us into oblivion!
"Who is the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?" - Ben Kenobi - Star Wars IV
National Treasure: Basically, anything that Riley Poole says. That guy’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever seen.
Ben Gates: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
Riley Poole: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?

Riley Poole: after Ben decides to steal the Declaration This is... huge.
Beat
Riley Poole: Prison... huge. You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?
Benjamin Franklin Gates: Yeah, probably.
Riley Poole: Well... that would... bother most people.

Ben Gates: Of all the ideas that became the United States, there's a line here that's at the heart of all the others. "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and provide new Guards for their future security."
Riley Poole: The last time I checked, we make our living off crazy.
Ben Gates: A toast? Yeah. To high treason. That's what these men were committing when they signed the Declaration. Had we lost the war, they would have been hanged, beheaded, drawn and quartered, and-Oh! Oh, my personal favorite-and had their entrails cut out and ''burned''!
brief pause
Ben Gates: So... Here's to the men who did what was considered wrong, in order to do what they knew was right...
nodding
Ben Gates: what they knew was right.

Powell: Look... this is a waste of time. How could a ship wind up way out here?
Riley Poole: Well, I'm no expert but... it could be that the hydrothermic properties of this region produce hurricane-force ice storms that cause the ocean to freeze and then melt and then refreeze, resulting in a semisolid migrating land mass that would land a ship right around here.
walks away

Riley Poole: seeing several police pulling up to the buidling Oh look. My tax dollars at work, coming to arrest me.
Abigail Chase: What do you see?
Ben Gates: 2:22.
Abigail Chase: What time is it now?
Clothing Store Clerk: Almost 3.
Abigail Chase: sighs We missed it.
Riley Poole: No, we didn't. We didn't miss it because... you don't know this? I know something about history that you don't know.
Ben Gates: I'd be very excited to learn about it, Riley.
Riley Poole: Hold on one second, let me just take in this moment. This is cool. Is this how you feel all the time? Well, except now.
Abigail Chase: Riley!
Riley Poole: All right! What I know is that daylight savings wasn't established until World War I. If it's 3 p.m. now that means that in 1776 it would be 2 p.m.
Ben Gates: Riley, you're a genius.

Powell: referring to the underground staircase How do a bunch of people with hand tools build all this?
Ben Gates: The same way the built the pyramids, and the Great Wall of China.
Riley Poole: Yeah... the aliens helped them.

Pirates of the Caribbean:
Jack: One word, love: curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day... you won't be able to resist. - Dead Man's Chest
Elizabeth: Curiosity. You're going to want it - a chance to be admired - and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like. - Dead Man's Chest
Psych:
Shawn Spencer: Oh, you mean my pilot's license? That's out back in the Cessna. Or perhaps you're referring to my license to kill. Revoked. Trouble at the Kazakhstan border. I could give you the details but then I'd have to kill you, which I can't do because my license to kill has been revoked.
Shawn Spencer: Wow... Dad. Tell me you're wearing that shirt because someone has to spot you from space.
Shawn Spencer: Good morning detectives, collecting money for the Policeman's ball?
Carlton Lassiter: We don't have balls.
Shawn Spencer: I honestly have no response to that.

Bones:

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Did they gather all the evidence from the explosion?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes.
Special Agent Seeley Booth: You sure?
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Yes. Booth, I was there. They were very thorough, and I was very annoying.

“It’s like the Sith Lords, man, there’s always only two of them.” - Dr. Sweets
“Did you just Star Wars us?” - Agent Seeley

Special Agent Seeley Booth: gives Temperance a gun This is only for self-defense.
Dr. Temperance Brennan: What part do I aim for?
Special Agent Seeley Booth: Any part that isn't me.

"Anger is only fear turned inwards." - Angela Montenegro
Gormogon's Apprentice (the first one, not Zach Addy - and by the way, I'm still PISSED that he's the apprentice. Bring him back! T.T that ruined Bones for me.) said something about how humans taste once. If I find the quote, its going on here - that was AWESOME.

Chuck: Chuck’s insanely hilarious too. I love that show – most of what the people say are funny, lol
Chuck: Abort mission, extraction required - the Intersect has been compromised.
Casey: Negative, the parameters are secure.
Chuck: I'm talking about the weirdo inside the Buy More!

General Beckman: I wanted to have a private word with you... pardon the intrusion
Chuck: On this moment or my life in general?

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (book series)

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

Arthur: You know, it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space, that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Ford: Why, what did she tell you?
Arthur: I don't know, I didn't listen.

He picked up the letter Q and hurled it into a distant privet bush where it hit a young rabbit. The rabbit hurtled off in terror and didn't stop till it was set upon and eaten by a fox which choked on one of its bones and died on the bank of a stream which subsequently washed it away.
During the following weeks Ford Prefect swallowed his pride and struck up a relationship with a girl who had been a personnel officer on Golgafrincham, and he was terribly upset when she suddenly passed away as a result of drinking water from a pool that had been polluted by the body of a dead fox. The only moral it is possible to draw from this story is that one should never throw the letter Q into a privet bush. - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Ford: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arthur: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "You ask a glass of water."

I refuse to answer the question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. Zaphod Beeblebrox

House M.D.:
House: "There's no I in Team, there is a me though if you jumble it up."
“We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” - Dr. Gregory House

Other movies and stuff:
"You wrote the world doesn't need a saviour, but everyday I hear people crying for one." - Superman - Superman Returns

Music and Lyrics -
Alex Fletcher: singing I've been sleeping with a clown above my bed...
spoken
Alex Fletcher: "Clown" is not right
Sophie Fisher: That's "cloud." Why would you put a clown in your bed?
Alex Fletcher: It would not be the first time

"Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!" - Artie - Shrek 3

Willy Wonka: Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.