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since: 06-26-07, id: 1310321, Profile Updated: 11-01-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Kingdom Hearts.

Dear God, thou art in Heaven,

Please, help those who are going through child or any other kind of abusement. If you would, please help those who abuse others to see the right way, and chang their views, for this is definitely not the right way. Help them to understand that what they are doing is destroying the lives of others, and help them to earn the trust and respect of that person again if they do change. And, for those in need, help them to find salvation from their mistreatment. Day after day, people sin directly against your commandments. Everyone, including me, my friends, family, priests, and even those completely devoted to you. Thing is, everyone sins. And yet, you still support us and care for us. You are so kind, so supportive, and so loving, that we do not deserve your love or caring, and yet you still give it to us. You are truly an awesome God, and those that believe in you, and those i'm confident that are soon going to believe in you are grateful eternally. Once again, we thank you, and we love you Lord.

In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

Anyone who supports this, add this prayer to your profile.


The Girl Who Seemed So Strong--Crumbled

The Girl Who Always Laughed It Off--Cried

The Girl Who Seemed Unbreakable--Broke

The Girl Who Never Stopped Trying--

Finally Gave Up.


Name: Dani

Age: 15

Hair color: Dark Brown with natural blonde and red highlights

Eye Color: Dark/Caramel Brown, occasionally silverish hazelish

Personality (Spirit animal guide thing I took on Quizilla!): The Owl is your spirit guide. This is one of the most revered and misunderstood of animals. The Owl is most commonly associated with magic, clairvoyance, and wisdom. What this means to you, and to others who hear the call of the Owl, is that you are probably someone who others go to when they need advice or help solving a problem. You often appear wise beyond your years, and people give you much respect. Also, those blessed with the Owl spirit can be gifted with the ability to see into the human psychic and become clairvoyant listeners (meaning, they can hear what people are not saying)...an Owl person can easily see the truth hidden beneathe a lying tounge. Unfortunatly though, because of this rare gift, people can become weary of you, and may shy away. This is only because people don't accept what they don't understand. Therefore, those who posses the Owl spirit tend to become loners and don't make or keep friends easily. Don't let yourself fall into darkness and loneliness (possibly even bitterness) as most with the Owl guide do. But don't worry; with the Owl as your guide, he will teach you to see and hear past shadows, beyond fear and darkness, through the other side that promises light, happiness and knowledge. Congratulations, you have a wise and mystical ally in the Owl who will never leave your side.

Favorite Bands/Artist: Rascal Flatts, Kelly Clarkson, Reba McEntire, Carrie Underwood, Martina McBride, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Green Day, Simple Plan, New Found Glory, The Fray, Sum 41, Cascada, Nickleback, Kid Rock

Favorite Books: Harry Potter Series, One Last Wish Novels, Dawn Rochelle Series, Double Idenity, Inheritance Cycle, Anne Of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea, The Warriors Series, The Shadow Children Series, The Twilight Series, The Alex Rider Series

Favorite Anime/Manga: Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Ouran High School Host Club, Card Captor Sakura, Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Full Metal Alchemist, Dective Conan/Case Closed, Pokemon, The Demon Ororon, Shaman King, Hikaru no Go, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Sailor Moon, Bakugan, Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's,

Favorite Cartoons: American Dragon: Jake Long, Danny Phantom, Ben 10, Ben 10: Ailen Force, Static Shock, The Secret Saturdays, Avatar: The Last Airbender

Favorite Games: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, World of Warcraft, Zoo Tycoon, Pokemon, Medal of Honor Allied Assualt Spearhead, Medal of Honor Pacific Assault, Guild Wars

Favorite Movies: Ever After, Juno, 50 First Dates, Mr. Deeds, Click, Transformers, Practical Magic, Twilight, The Golden Compass, Transformers 2: Revenger of the Fallen, Star Wars Episode I The Phantom Menace, Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope, Star Wars Episode V The Empire Strikes Back, Star Wars Episode VI Return of the Jedi, August Rush

Likes: Reading, writing, math, sleep music, my violin and my Best Friends JoJo, Bri and Natalie, sleep, Night-time, chocolate, and sleep. Oh yeah, did I mention sleep?

Dislikes: Mean teachers, bullies, in-general-assholes, mornings (especially Monday mornings), coffe, and stairs (they attack me!)

Latest Obsession: Star Wars. Enough said.


--Girls--
--are like apples--
--on trees. The best ones--
--are at the top of the tree.--
--The boys dont want to reach--
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,-
but easy. So the apples up top think--
something wrong w/ them when in--
-reality they're amazing. They just--
--have to wait for the right boy to--
-- come along, the one whos--
-- brave enough to--
--climb all--
--the way--
--to the top--
--of the tree.--


Stories: ALL STORIES HAVE BEEN TAKEN DOWN AND ARE BEING COMPLETELY RE-WRITTEN. SUMMARIES WILL BE REPOSTED AS THE STORIES ARE.

Kingdom Hearts:

Every Heart Is Different: TEMP HIATUS

Kumori Katakidoushi: TEMP HIATUS

The Right To Exist: Meet Nami and Haru Hoshino. Siblings who were never suppose to exist...but here's the catch - they're not Nobodies or Heartless. Both are balancing dangerously on the line of Dark and Light. Their friends - who have become their family- cannot help. Hiding in the Darkness, yet hanging onto the Light...these siblings need all the help they can get.

Danny Phantom:

Phantom Problems: Temp Hiatus

Naruto:

Facing the Past to Move to the Future: Temp Hiatus

Pokemon:

Shadows In The Snow: TEMP HIATUS


Story Ideas/Coming soon

Harry Potter

Poor Voldy: Oneshot.One day Voldemort decides to kidnap me and my friends and we have absolutely no idea why. Poor guy won't know what hit him till he's quaking like a duck! Estimated time of posting: 2009

Jade Green: AUish After returning from the mission in the Wave, Sakura discovers her parents had been killed on recent missions. As requested, she is sent to live with a cousin she never new she had. Discovering secrets about herself and her family, how will this pink haired kunouichi fair in the wizarding world? Estimated time of posting: Unknown

Naruto

Twins: Two twins different as day and night make the first ever 4-man genin squad with Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and their Sensei Hatake Kakashi. Itami trains hard to become strong so she can protect her family, friends, and village. She wants to become the strongest medic nin ever known, even greater than Tsunade herself. The only problem? Her overprotective older twin sister Haruno Sakura. Estimated time of posting: Unknown

An Older Siblings Wrath: Namikaze Hikari is the second oldest of the Yondiame's children. Returning to the village on buissness, she is thrilled to find that her younger sister, Uzumaki Naru is still alive. She is however infuriated of her treatment of something that couldn't be controlled. Taking her sister and friends away to train them in the Hidden Snow Village, she tells her over-protective brother all about Naru's treatment. Now Konohagakure no Sato has to answer to the wrath of two siblings, Namikaze Hikari and Namikaze Haru. Estimated time of posting: Unknown

Kage no Tsuki: Shortly after the attack of the Kyuubi no Kitsune a girl mysteriously appears just outside of Konoha. She has no memoriers, except that her name is Tsuki Kage (or Kage Tsuki). After seeing Naruto's treatment, she takes him in and raises him as her brother. How will Naruto turn out now, knowing the love of family? Estimated time of posting: Unknown.

A Different Life: What if the Yondaime had somehow lived? What if Naruto's mom had survived? What if Naruto had grown up knowing the love of a mother and a father? The villagers still treating him the same and his dreams of being Hokage still there, how would our number one hyperactive knucklehead unpredictable ninja turn out? Estimated time of posting: Unknown

Danny Phantom

Hidden Phantoms: What if Danny, Danni, and Vlad weren't the only halfas? What if there was a part of the Ghost Zone where halfas live hidden away? All this comes to light and much more when a rebilious halfa shows up as a new student in Danny's school. Determinded to show the world and the Ghost Zone that halfas are just like everyone else, she befriends Danny, finds Danni, and brings mysterys and answers. This is her story. Estimated time of posting: Unkown

Phantom Troubles: This will be the sequel to Phantom Problems. Estimated time of posting: Unknown

Yu-Gi-Oh! GX:

The Shadows: MANGA BASED. The manga differs greatly from the anime, so GO READ THE MANGA!! Summery: Hibiki Kouyou, a once three time dueling world champion fell into a coma when Yuki Judai was ten years old. Now five years later, a miracle happens, and he finally wakes up, but, the man who was like an older brother to the Osiris red duelist just doesn't seem quite right. With Kouyou and Hibiki Midori's lives in his hands Judai must face challeges unlike any duelist has ever faced before. Estimated time of posting: Unknown

Kingdom Hearts:

Untitled: I don't have a full summery (or plot) for this story yet but it's basically 'What if Sora came to our world?'

Untitled: Again, I don't have a summery or a full plot for this story as of yet, but, it's 'What if Axel had managed to take Roxas away from Twilight Town during the Struggle Tournament?'

Going Home: Because, when it is all said and done, it's time to go home. SoKai, RokuNam (Pairings won't be major)

Gone: They knew something was missing, or more accurately someone. A person they could only half remember. And it was driving Hayner nuts that he couldn’t even remember his blonde-haired blue- eyed best friend.

Trauma Center:

Untitled: Trauma Center: Under The Knife/ Grey's Anatomy xover

Untitled: Trauma Center: Under The Knife/ House, M.D. xover

Untitled: Trauma Center: Under The Knife/ Alex Rider Crossover

Growing Up: Derek Stiles was thirteen years old when his dad died, and things were hard. His mom never seemed to stop crying and he wanted nothing more than to take care of her, but at thirteen, it's alot harder than it seems. Between school and home, and his dreams of becoming a surgeon, Derek has one interesting life ahead of him, especiallly when the road gets bumby.

Bleach:

Untitled: Widower Kurosaki Isshin: Former shinigami and captain of the the Gotei 13. Father to three: a nine year old boy named Ichigo (and that DOES NOT mean strwabery!) and four year old fraternal twins Karin and Yuzu. His wife, Kurosaki Masaki, was killed by a Hallow while protecting Ichigo, so now he must raise all three of his children on his own, and along the way, some how convince his son that he is not responsible for the death of Masaki. He's got his work cut out for him.


News:

8/6/09

Hello hello! Guess what? I HAVE A NEW THUMB-DRIVE! And my Laptop lived long enough for me to get my stories on there :3. I am happy. I hope to get PP and GH (see above) posted before schools starts, but it's not looking likely. I can't wait for my freshman year though! Wish me luck ne?

5/21/09

My laptop died. I was about halfway through PP CH 1 and my laptop died. And I lost my thumb drive. So no I don't have the damn thing on back-up and I sure as hell don't want to start a 5,000 worded chapter over. So, until my laptop is working again, no PP.

4/17/09

Okay, so heres the thing. OATs start on Monday and will last through the following Tuesday. But I got myself grounded, so I haven't been able to work on PP, so it'll be posted in May.

4/7/09

I posted a new story today -The Right To Exist. Orginally it was suppose to be a one-shot, but then evovled into a two-shot, and then a full blown out story. Oops. So I posted the (depressingly) short prologue. I mean it's less than 400 words! My only comfort is that Chapter one will be atleast 5,000 words. Now, as for Phantom Problems...IT WILL BE POSTED BY THE END OF THIS MONTH! WOOHOO!! It will be up to celebrate the end of the OATs, which are in two weeks (OAT = Ohio Achievment Testing). Then only five more weeks of school...-sighs- freedom...so...close...

2/15/09

So my b-day present for my friend, which I should have posted two days ago, is late. Why? Simple. Word decided to go ka-put on me. Bleh. So as soon as I've got that working again, Poor Voldy WILL BE POSTED! Of course PP will be posted in a few months. I've almost finished the outline. Then I'll just fine-tune it and huzzah! PP will be back with a new plot, better grammar, more humor, and of course, better vocabulary. Also it won't be so rushed. Ja ne!

1/26/09

Nope, not dead. Alright, so, I've taken down ALL of my stories to rewrite them. Let's face it, for my standards...they reek. Expect longer chapters, better vocabulary, and a little more subtle humor. Of course, no story will be posted for awhile. My great-grandpa still ain't doin so hot. So I'm worried about him and a few other things. Then I have a huge report for my english class I need to work on. Then studying for the OATs...at this rate don't expect updates untill about April or May...sorry guys...well hold on...I have a b-day gift for a friend I'll be posting on 2/13/09. It's and HP crackfic Oneshot. Enjoy and see you in a few months!


Quotes:

Mom: "I feel like someday you are going to come home and say 'I'm getting married!'"

Me: "Why?"

Mom: "You never tell us when you have boyfriends or get asked to dances by boys."

Me: "Oh yeah, I got a boyfriend today."

Big Brother: "WHAT!?"


Yoruichi (while a cat): "I don't know what you're getting so worked up about. Are you a little disappointed? Come on. Be honest...you were wern't you? You little pervert."

Ichigo: "I AM GOING TO DROWN YOU!" Bleach epsiode 47, Eng Dub


"Friends and fellow citizens, I stand before you tonight unde indictment for the alleged crime of having voted at the last Presidental Election without having a lawful right to vote. It shall be my work this evvening to prove to you that in thus voting, not only have I committed no crime but, instead, simply exercised my citizen/s rights given to me and all United States citizens by the National Constitution beyon the power of any state to deny.

The preamble of the federal constitution says:

"We the people, of the United Staes of America, in order to form a more perfect Union establish justic, insure domestic tranqulity, provide for the general defense, promote the general wellfare and secure the blessings of Liberty to ourselves and out posterity do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America."

It was we the people, not we the whit male citizens, nor yet we the male citizens, but the whole people who formed the Union. And we formed not to give the blessings of Liberty but to secure them; not to the half of ourselves and the half of our posterity, but to the whole people - Woman as well as Men. And it is a downright mockery to talk to women of their enjoyment of the blessings of Liberty while they are denied the use of the only means of securing them by this democratic-republic government - the ballot.

For any state to mkae sex a qualification that must ever result in the disfranchisment of one entire half of the people is to bass a bill of attainder, or an ex post facto law, and is therefore a violation of the supreme law of the land. By it the blessings of Liberty are forever withheld from women and their femal posterity. To them this government has no just powers derived fromthe consent of the governed. To them this government is not a democrarcy. It is not a republic. It is an odious aristocracy; a hateful oligarchy of sex; the most hateful aristocracy ever stablished on the face of the globe; and oligarchy of wealth, whhere the rich govern the poor. An oligarchy of race where that Saxon rules the African, might be ebdured; but this oligarchy of sex which makes makes father, brothers, husband, sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the wife and daughters, of every household - which ordains all men sovereigns, all women subjects, carries dissension, discord, and rebellion into every home of the nation.

Webster, Worcester, and Bouvier all define a citizen to be a person in the United States, entitled to vote and hold office.

The only question left t be settled now is: Are women persons? And I hardly believe any of our oppents will have the hardiood to say they are not. Being persons, then, women are citizens; and no state has a right to make any law, or to enforce any old lawm that shall abridge their privleges or immunities. Hencce, ever discrimminationn agaisnt women in the constitutions and laws of the several states is today null and void, precisely as is everyone against Negroes." - Susan B. Anthony Argues for Womens's Rights - 1872


Me: Seriously, how did Sora not figure out that Roxas was - is- his Nobody througout all of KH II?

JoJo: I dunno. He's just stupid?

Me: I mean, really there eyes are exactly the same!

JoJo: Coincidence?

Me: And, the entire friggin' Orginization kept calling him Roxas!

JoJo: ...

Me: Not to mention they look almost exactly the same! Seriously! How dim is this kid?

JoJo: Dimmer than a dim lightbulb?

Me: And their hair! For both of them it's gravity defying! THE ONLY DANG DIFFERENCE IS THE FRIGGIN COLOR!

JoJo: Maybe he thought they were distant cousins?

Me: They even walk and run the same! Heck even their posture is the same! And -continues ranting-

JoJo: ... BUTTERFLIES!

Me: What the heck? Hey...ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!

All of Jo's response's we're really just to humore me. She told me. I rant to her all the time :P Btw, this convo took palce sometim between midnight and one in the morning.


"You just wait, Crow. Soon enough, you'll met a nice young lady who'll make you stumble over yourself. And then you'll be wantin' to marry her, so you'll be looking for my parental guidance. But I'll just laugh my ass of instead." - Martha from Parental Guidance by Lucarly


I believe that we've all lived before - several times. You know reincarnation and all that. And while we may have different names and faces, maybe even slightly different personalities, somehow or another, the closest of friends and family always manage to come back together. As corny as it sounds, our hearts stay the same, and connected. So I believe, that when we die, we will be born again, and we will all come back together. We will not remember each other with our minds, but, our hearts will remember and our bond as friends - and even family - will come back stronger than ever. - Me


"A wise king once told me - we are one. I didn't understand him then. But now I do."

"But they - "
"Them? Us? Look at them, they are us. What differences do you see?"

~ Kiara and Simba, Lion King II


Face down Voldemort? Sure. Public speaking? Hell no. - The Difference Between Shadows and Darkness by Phate Phoenix


Jun (Chazz) Manjoume: Maybe Crowler's lesson plans really do work.

Daichi (Bastion) Misawa: Quiet. He'll only give us more homework.


"No. You'll find out sometime."

The older professor groaned. "Pest."

/At your service. /

(With a smile.) - Yugi, Yami, and Remus Lupin - With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt

/True. I think something's brewing./

/Not another 'let's save the world!'/

/If Yami's involved, yeah, it probably is./

/Wonderful. Shadi's involved too./

/Bang goes the peace and quiet then./

/And the neighbourhood with it./ -Ryou and Bakura - With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt


"Now you have the ability to keep me from graduating. You can keep me from getting the title and the white coat. But you can't control my spirit, gentlemen. You can't keep me from learning, you can't keep me from studying. So you have a choice: you can have me as a professional colleague, passionate, or you can have me as an outspoken outsider, still adament. Either way I'll probably still be viewed as a thorn. But I promise you one thing: I am a thorn that will not go away"-Patch Adams


"What's wrong with death sir? What are we so mortally afraid of? Why can't we treat death with a certain amount of humanity and dignity, and decency, and God forbid, maybe even humor. Death is not the enemy gentlemen. If we're going to fight a disease, let's fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference." -Patch Adams


Alice: I summon my doll chimera!

Jaden: It's official. Havin' nightmares tonight.


"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same." - Marianne Williamson


Me: Wha-wait-Gr! I'M LISTENING TO SEVERAL CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE AND THEY'RE NOT IN MY HEAD!

JoJo+Bri: ...O.o


“I’m hungry,” Eragon informed his brother firmly.

“And I’m Murtagh, nice to meet you,” the other answered, not looking up from the book he was reading.

Eragon pouted and plopped down next to the teenager who insisted on ignoring him. He reached over and tugged on the older boy’s shirt. “Murtaaaaagh.”

The fourteen-year-old didn’t look up from his book but his left eyebrow twitched slightly. Eragon huffed and crossed his arms. “You know that if you don’t take me to the kitchens I’ll go by myself, right?”

“Like hell you will,” Murtagh replied but still didn’t look up from his book. He turned a page and continued ignoring him.

“Murtaaaaagh! I’m hungry! Please, I just want some cake! Puh-leeeeeease!” Eragon whined even louder, throwing in the puppy dog eyes for good measure.

Murtagh sighed and closed his book. Looking over to the other boy, he rolled his eyes. “Geeze, could those eyes get any bigger?”

“Don’t know. Think I should try?”

“Please don’t; I can only take so much of that dreaded technique.”

“If I stop will you take me to the kitchens?”

The teenager sighed. “Yeah, fine let’s go.”

“Yes!” Eragon yelled and stood up. “Come on, come on, come on!”

Murtagh groaned and allowed the other to pull him up, with help, and mumbled, “Why couldn’t I have been an only child?”

“Because mother knew that you would have a bored and dull life alone, so she had me!” Eragon declared happily.

“And look how it turned out.”

“Hey!” - Counter Clockwise by Silver pup


"Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposistion that all men are created equal.

Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is all together fitting and proper that we should do this.

But in a greater sense, we cannot dedicate-we cannot concecrate-we cannot hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have concencrated it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion.

That we here highly resolve that their dead shall not have died in vain. That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom-and that government of the people, by the people for the people, shall not perish from the earth."-Abraham Lincoln The Gettysburg Address, November 19, 1863. Written on the back of an envelope, on a train, on the way to Gettysburg.


"Give me Liberty, or give me death!" - Patrick Henry


"The heart of a fool is in his mouth, the mouth of a wiseman is in his heart."-Benjamin Franklin


"Getting into to rouble a little early today, aren't we Aladdin?"

"Trouble? Heh, no way. You're only in trouble if you get caught."

-Gaurd comes up and grabs Aladdin-

"Gotcha!"

"I'm in trouble!" -Aladdin (c) Disney 1992


"Hey I've got a message from Roy."

"You mean the Colonel?"

"He said 'Don't die under my command. You're enough of a pain without the paperwork.'"

"Tell him fine. There's no way I'm dieing before you do you morally corrupt colonel with a god-complex" - Maes Hughes and Edward Elric Fullmetal Alchemist episode 16


Fate was unforgiving, and apparently had a sense of humor. - From You're Safe By WingedXForever


"Damn it! There's so many idiots who's ass' I have to kick I'm going to have to carry a list to keep tack of them all!" - Edward (Ed) Elric Fullmetal Alchemist Episode 47


Top 10 Snappy Responses and Quick Recoveries to Questions You Didn't Hear Because You Were Zoned Out

1. "I'm not going to dignify that with a response!"

2. "Whoa, I just had one of my psychic realizations: someone in this room is embezzling money!"

3. "What did you say about my wife!?" They will quickly repeat the question.

4. Raise your index finger to your lips and say, "Shhh, let's all just listen with our hearts for a moment. I think the answer will become obvious."

5. "I must have answered this question a hundred times in the last month! Doesn't anybody listen anymore?"

6. Act as if you are silently falling in love with the person waiting for your response.

7. Act as if you are going to respond, then pause to reconsider your response. Repeat for hours on end until quitting time.

8. Hang your head and say, "What difference does it make? We're all going to die anyway!"

9. "That may be true. Or not. What do you think, Ed?"

10. "I didn't hear your question; I zoned out. I was a million miles away. Which brings up a greater issue: what are we going to do to liven up these lame meetings?" Found at: http://www.careerbuilder.com/jobseeker/careerbytes/CBArticle.aspx?articleid=722&catid=


"I'm sorry, but how are shoes scary?"

"Dude, have you smelled yours?" -Danny Fenton and Tucker Foley from Danny Phantom Boxed up Fury


“You’ll pay for that.” Vlad snarled. He wouldn’t hurt Maddie too much, but installing some fear into his victims always seemed to make his job easier.

“I have a dime.” Danny offered holding up the coin, a goofy grin plastered on his face. - Danny and Vlad from A Mother's Intuition by Sparky the Wonder Weasel


DanniLea1994 (9:59:26 PM): I wanna slap all the kids at Bri's school for makein up dumbass rumors that aren't true

tazzeboy2 (9:59:35 PM): same

tazzeboy2 (9:59:52 PM): you can take the girls and ill take care of the guys since i dont hit girls

DanniLea1994 (10:00:00 PM): Done and done XD - Me and A friend Scott on AIM


"Oh look, two minutes together and you’re already fighting,” said Mokuba with a grin. “How’ve you been, yamis?”

“Well enough,” said Yami. “Why are yo – Kaiba.”

His rival had arrived. They stared daggers at each other before the brunet said, curtly, “Yami.”

Bakura and Marik looked at this exchange, before the latter said, “And I’m Marik, since we’re obviously make introductions.”

“Ishtar…!” - New Professors, New Adventures By Hikari Daeron


Q. What about Seto Kaiba’s involvement?

I’ll leave that to you. By all means, continue to investigate him.

Q. But…you were protesting his innocence—

That was then. This is now. I’m going to leave you now, so you can continue on your investigation. Remember, all Duel Monsters is a card game. But people have the tendency to put importance on things that should remain simple. They don’t realize they should try to figure out what is truly important for them, instead of being obsessed with power, and fame, and other such things.

Q. Interesting words…wait, where are you going? We’re not finished here, Mr. Mutou.

Yes, we are. Unless, of course, you want to play a game? We could make it interesting. If I win, you have to let me and my friends go, free of all charges and accusations. If you win, I’ll stay here, and answer all your questions.

Q. We don’t have time for games, Mr. Mutou.

No one ever seems to. But think of the incentive, all for one game. I’ll even let you pick it.

Q. Fine, one game.

Perfect. Your move. - Yuugi Muto (Yugi Mouto)/ Yami From Brief Interviews with Best Friends By jkateel


And don’t threaten me. Now, listen. I will tell you what all this is about. Have you ever played Duel Monsters? No, I didn’t think so. What makes the game great would be lost on you. Here, this is my deck. We’ll play a little game.

Q. What is the point of this—

Be patient. Now, each card as a certain number of attack points. Are you writing this down? Good. Now, you will draw a card, and I will draw a card. Whoever has the higher attack points, wins. Get it?

Q. Mr. Kaiba, we don’t have time for games—

You’ve wasted a considerable amount of time, but at least here, I’m trying to show you something. Pick a card. Good. Now, was that so hard? You’ve drawn Hitotsu-me Giant. A fairly decent card when played correctly. Now, my draw.

…I’ve drawn the Blue Eyes White Dragon. Attack points are three thousand, and as it is the more powerful card, it defeats Hitotsu-me Giant.

Q. I still don’t see the point—

Then you weren’t paying attention. Now, gentlemen, you’ve wasted enough of my time. I’ve answer enough questions, and if you wish to ask me more, you can contact my lawyer.

Q. Don’t think this is over, Mr. Kaiba.

Oh, I don’t. I’ll see you in court, gentlemen. - Seto Kaiba from Brief Interviews with Best Friends By jkateel


Next, your law enforcement. I went to San Francisco, and do you know how many police officers I found. One. And the guy was on a horse. In the age of really fast cars – which by the way, all your cars are crap – do you really think an officer is going to stop someone on a horse? Yeah, yeah, I know San Francisco is pretty crowded all the time, so you can’t use your fast cars all too much. But when the streets are filled with people, it’s going to be hard to catch someone on the horse without trampling innocent pedestrians!

Q. Mr. Honda.

And the one time my friends and I needed police assistant, the nearest officer we found was ten blocks from the scene of the incident. Ten blocks! By the time we got back, we were lucky no one was dead! It was pathetic! I mean, come on, what if it really was serious, something that concerned America’s national security! And the only officer was ten blocks away and -- /Unable to translate/

Q. Mr. Honda, cease this at once.

And you’re so rude! Whatever happened to ‘please’? Look, man, I’ll tell you this much. My friends and I came here under the invitation of Pegasus J. Crawford, owner of Industrial Illusions. Kaiba helped bring popularity to his game because of his holographic technology, and Yuugi was the one Crawford declared the ‘King of Games’. We came here on business, and now that business is taken care of, we’re going to some fun stuff. Not everyday some Japanese kids come to the great United States of America, y’know?

We’ll do a little sightseeing. Eat some expensive food. Jounouchi can’t wait to get some steak and lobster, and Yuugi is looking forward to gorging on hamburgers. Then, we’ll go back home, go back to school, and be polite and tolerant of all Americans who come to sight see.

Q. Are you finished?

I’m worth a million dollars of your time, sir! That’s up to you, isn’t it?

Q. It is. And, I only have one question for you. Tell us about Duel Monsters. What is it?

Please do not tell me you spent a million dollars to ask me that. - Hiroto Honda (Tristan Taylor) From Brief Interviews with Best Friends By jkateel


Q: Tell us about Duel Monsters. What is it?

It’s a card game.

Q: Is that all?

It’s…a really good card game? -Jonouchi Katsuya (Joey Wheeler) From Brief Interviews with Best Friends By jkateel


The announcer then turned to the boy, who was still looking around in confusion and awe.

“Any words from you, challenger?”

The boy looked at the announcer, his expression serious, before breaking into a stupid sort of grin, his hand rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.

“Yeah, can I get a little help here? I’m kinda lost.” - Judai (Jaden) Yuki From Archer by Artemis Ignitan


"Better get going, History of Magic is first.” Harry groaned.

/I wonder if we will learn anything about you, Yami?/ Yugi said. /Maybe…/

/I wouldn’t hold my breath, partner./ Yami replied.

/History of Magic…this might be interesting…/ the evil spirit thought to Bakura.

About ten minutes later…

/DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF RA GET ME OUT OF HERE!!/ the spirit screamed in Bakura’s head…funny part was Bakura agreed with him this time.

/I’m dieing Yami!/ Yugi groaned. /I’m dieing of boredom!/

/So am I…/ Yami agreed.-Bridging the Gap by ahilty


“After all,” Kaito said, “This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. It’s unbelievable that we look so similar-if you were my age we’d practically be twins.” Kaito got a dreamy look on his face… “An identical twin…oh, what I wouldn’t do for such a thing. The tricks I could play!”

Shinichi privately agreed-he’d love to be Kaito’s age himself, seeing as that was how old he was SUPPOSED to be.

“Well, you’re not, but I can try and make sure people feel like they’re having flash-backs when you get to my age! The legend of Kuroba Kaito shall not die!” Kaito said, punching upwards.

“What about Kudo? You said he was a cool detective-maybe I can be like him!” Conan couldn’t help it- the self-love fest was getting a bit ridiculous. He really hoped he’d never been that full of himself, though Ran would probably say that he was.

Kaito appeared to consider this. “Well-since it’s Kudo, a detective that actually does work, I suppose I might allow you to do so.”

“My thanks, oh noble sir! Thy blessing is all thy humble servant seeks in life!” Conan said, bowing with a flourish.

“Keep up that attitude, and you’ll never have to worry about being pranked,” Kaito said, ruffling Conan’s hair. Kaito was possibly in love. Conan had poker face (well, when he wasn’t playing poker anyways) he knew how to goof off, he was good at mimicking, he didn’t mind playing a prank on Aoko, he was smart-he was mini-Kaito! “Stick with me, kiddo, and I’ll teach you everything I know.”

Conan folded his arms. “I’m not becoming a pervert like you.”

Kaito almost fell over, a pained expression on his face. “Pervert? Me? Never! How dare you suggest such a thing?!”

“What do you call looking up Aoko’s skirt-something that happens on an apparently regular basis. You want to keep the prank going so you can peek for awhile without getting hit. You know it’s just going to be worse when she finds out,” Conan said wisely.

“Humph. You’re too young to understand,” Kaito said in an injured tone of voice.

“I hope I’m never that old,” Conan retorted.

“You young whippersnappers have no appreciation for your elders now-a-days! I’m going to go somewhere where I will receive the appreciation I deserve!” Kaito said, getting up going up the stairs, grinning as he turned his back on Conan.

“Oh. You’re going to the bathroom. Okay,” Conan said.

“I do not hear lowly peasants such as yourself,” Kaito said loftily as he went up the stairs. He was actually heading for his dove cote, all of whom did appreciate him. “Man, I love that kid,” he said to one of his favorites.- Kuroba Kaito (Kaitou KID) and Kudo Shinichi (Edogawa Conan) from Choices By Forgotten Lake


"You’re my son, and I know you’ll beat this organization, just like you have every other criminal to date,” Yusaku said, “And then you’ll come back, and marry Ran, and give your mother and I grandchildren to spoil.”- Yusaku Kudo to Kudo Shinichi (Edogawa Conan) from Choices By Forgotten Lake


(I firmly…I …. Oh I give up.) Yugi rolled around the floor in his soulroom in mirth.

Yami chuckled. /Aibou, it is a good thing your students cannot see you now. /

(Ah, stuff the students right now.)

/How very mature. /

(Maturity has officially taken a leap out of the window. Long live insanity!)

/Aibou, I think Bakura is a bad influence on your delicate mind. / - Yami and Yugi- With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt


The New Yorker flushed. “I was trying to use the shadows to move a vase, practising my skills – you always tell me to practise – and I kinda blew up my desk. I left a crater about three metres wide, the wizards had to do these memory charm things.”

“The poor vase.”

“Yugi, I swear, it died a valiant death.”- Yugi and Joey (Jounouchi) - With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt


"Anyone who's late for registration will be disqaulified. Mokuba, make sure Wheeler's late."

"Hey hold on! I know an insult when I hear one! Look at me when I'm yellin' at ya!" - Seto Kaiba and Joey (Jounouchi) Wheeler - Yu-Gi-Oh! Epsiode 186 DUB


After passing though the threshold of the door the young Egyptian fell to his knees and shrieked “Mercy! Mercy!! Mercy, oh Inquisitor!”

“Stop that and tell me who the King of Thieves is!” Umbridge said, keeping a fair distance between herself and Marik in case the loon decided to attack.

“Forgive me, for I hath sinned!” Marik said, his eyes firmly on the wall.

“So you do know who he is!” Umbridge said.

“Lo, I hath lusted after the flesh of females on thirteen occasions! The flesh of males on five occasions!” Umbridge eyes when wide as she figured out what that HAD to mean “I hath partaken of the scampi shrimp, the pork and the unleveled bread on seven occasions, coveted my neighbors property about four point five billion times, I hath had several thousand gods before you and worshiped upon the alter of them nine trillion times, I hath dishonored my father every day of my life-“

Umbridge had basically figured out that she was being mocked and proceeded to kick Marik out of her door. Marik, who could barely contain his laughter, starting spouted a few Hail Mary’s for good measure…okay to be fair he did not really know what a Hail Mary was so he just shouted the phrase “Hail Mary” all the way to the door.

Once he was out Umbridge breathed a sigh of relief.-Bridging the Gap by ahilty
CH 34


Next was Yugi. And, at the advice of Marik, he had a plan…

“Tell me who the King of Thieves is?”

“Huh?” Yugi, who actually did have a pretty thick accent when he was speaking English, had managed to somehow thicken it into something that resembled the famous Asian stereotype. “Me no understand.” He stated, and tried not to grin as Yami laughed in the background of his head.

“Tell me who wrote this!” Umbridge shoved the paper under his nose.

“No understandy Engrish that good.” Yugi stated. In his mind he was thinking Do not grin, do not grin, do not grin…

“Tell me who wrote this you stupid little midget!”

“Huh? No speaky the Engrish.”

Ten minutes later Umbridge gave up. She had already decided that she hated foreigners… - Once again Bridging the Gap by ahilty
CH 34


Bakura gave Umbridge a puzzled look. With an inquiring tone he said (in Japanese) “Your face is the face of a newly squashed toad.”

“Speak English!”

“You look like a lump of dog turds.”

“If you do not speak a language that I understand…”

“Your mother was a snake and your father was a bum. You resemble a pile of swamp muck. Everyone here despises you and you are the most ignorant evil woman I have ever seen in my life. Do go away and stick your head in a crocodile’s mouth.”

Umbridge stood up and pointed at the door “Get out!” she growled.

May you rot in whatever hell Westerner’s believe in.” Bakura said as he went out the door.

As soon as he had left Umbridge let her head fall onto the desk.

She really hated foreigners. Especially people from any place that could be described as “east”…-Last time, Bridging the Gap by ahilty
CH 34


The hikari frowned. (Just because you’re a master strategist doesn’t mean you know everything!)

His darker half looked at him pointedly.

(Alright…just because you’re brilliantly clever, smart, cool and succinct, you’re a master strategist and the all wise and wonderful three-thousand year old spirit of the all-powerful Millennium Puzzle and were the youngest king to rule your country ever-) Yugi took a deep breath, (-doesn’t mean you know every single possible bloody thing in the entire universe that you could ever possibly know. You could have a damn good try at it, but no.) - With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt


“Besides…” Bakura went back to sort-of-glaring at a bright Yami, “I thought you said last night you’d had plenty of hangovers?”

“Oh I have,” the pharaoh grabbed a peach and cut it in half, neatly removing the stone, “just not recently. I had my fair share of bad mornings back in Egypt, but I was always better at handling alcohol than Seth.” The monarch cheerfully ignored the sharp blue gaze suddenly directed at him. “I only got a hangover every so often…but there were plenty of every so oftens.” The spirit sounded wry. “Still, it seems Yugi inherited the same gene; between the two of us we hardly ever get a hangover the morning after.” He happily set about eating his peach.

“That’s not fair.” Marik let out a whine, poking Bakura beside him. “Is it? He gets to drink all he likes the night before and doesn’t have to suffer for it the next day. What happened to divine justice?”

A look from Kaiba. “Letting you two suffer is divine justice.”

The blonde sighed, letting out a great whoosh of breath. Baleful eyes regarded Bakura again. “I don’t like him; he’s mean.”

A meaningful mumble. “It took you this long to work that out?” With a wave of the wand by Shadow over Egypt


A Girl Once Asked A Boy "Do You Like Me?"

He Said No.

"Do You Think I'm Pretty?"

He Said No.

"If I Were To Walk Away Would You Cry?"

And The Boy Said No

The Girl Said She Had Heard To Much

And She Turned To Walk Away

But The Boy Grabbed Her Arm

And Said

"I Don't Like You, I Love You. I Don't Think You're Pretty, I Think Your Beautiful. If You Walked Away I Wouldn't Cry, I Would Die."


''No, it hurts like hell.'' Jazz said angrily. McGonagall glared at Jazz with such fury, Jazz thought her hair would catch on fire, and burst from her nostrils. - Mine and BB's Story Jazzmarie The Freak.


Never doubt that a small group of comitted people can change the world, indeed, that's all that ever has."- Margaret Mead


"What in Glaux's name is subglacious?" Soren said as soon as she was out of ear shot.

"No idea. I made it up." Gylfie replied. - Pg 103 of Gaurdians of Ga'Hoole Book One: The Capture by Kathryn Lasky


I sighed and we all headed toward the ice cream pallor down the road.

“I have now seen everything,” Mark said. I looked over at him. Morgan and him were holding hands, just like Alexis and I.

“Oh and how is that?” I asked. Mark smiled at me.

“I’ve seen girls fight in a mini golf course,” Mark said. I chuckled.

“There is still more for you to see Mark,” I said. Mark smiled.

“Yeah, like someone needs to pull something magically out of their butt,” Mark said. I started laughing as Morgan slapped herself in the forehead.

“Damn it!” Chazz suddenly yelled. We all turned to see Chazz cringing as he was pulling something out of…ah…his behind. “Damn it ouch!” Chazz finally pulled out a broken piece of the windmill. He growled and threw it in a nearby trash can. “Damn, I’m gonna be feeling that tomorrow morning.” Mark looked at me.

“Okay, now I have officially seen everything,”-Summer Time Love Chapter 30 by Anime-Queen-2011 (Jaden (Judai) Yuki's POV)


"Of course I'd do something suicidal to save my brother! Because one, we're related, and two he's my little brother that I absolutley love! And three...well I'm an idiot no other reason needed."- Me


"Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. To handle yourself use your head; to handle others use your heart. Anger is only one letter short of danger. If someone betrays you once it is his fault; if he betrays you twice, it is your fault. Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people. he who loses money, loses much; he who loses a friend loses much more; he who loses faith loses all. Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to mkae them all yourself. Friends ... you and me ... you brought another friend ... and then there were three ... we started our group ... our circle of friends ... and like that circle there is no beginning or end ... yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why they call it the present." -Unknown


"Ok seriously, get a life, because it's obvious you don't have one if you can only use 'Yo Momma' jokes as insults"- Me


"Roses are red violets are blue. If you don't get out of my room, I'll kill you." - me to my brother...he he he


"DIE (Insert Organization XIII Member Name Here) DIE! MWAHAHAHAHA!!"-Me playin KH2


"I have 40 bucks, how much do you think that'd get me?"(Bri)

"A hair" (Bri's Gma)

"No a toenail." (JoJo)

"Which one? A big toe toenail or a little toe toenail?" (Gma)


"THERE'S EVEIL SHADOWS IN MUH CLOSET!!"-Me ona sugar high :P


"We all have dreams and we all have the power to make them come true. The first step is believeing in ourselves, after that, only we can set the road. Our future is in our own hands"-me


"We dream, we love, we have faith, and we have hope. Those who don't have given up, but dosen't mean we should give up on them. That just means they need us to show them how to love again."-me


"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... "- Louis Hector Berlioz


"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." - Robert Bloch


"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "- Unknown


I have the kind of friends that if my house was burning down they'd be there roasting marshmellows and hitting on the hot firemen.


Theres this thing called retardedness and well, me and my friends have gone pro.


A friend will come bail you out of jail, A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn that was fun...lets do it again!"


A friend will lend you an umbrella, a true friend will take yours and say "RUN -beep- RUN"


When you trip a friend will help you up, a true friend will trip you again and say "Walk much dumbass?"


Best Friends Are The People That Know All About You And Still Put Up With Your Crap.


Love Is Like Lightning. You Get Struck Once And Baby It Kills.


Be Bold
Be Thankful
Be Quiet
Be Original
Be Spontanious
Be Punctual
Be A Star
Be Scarry
Be Classy
Be Loving
Be Proper
Be Crazy
Be Country
Be Loud
Be Random
Be Adorable
Be Unique
Be Daring
Be Obnoxious
Be KooKoo.


Fall in love or fall in hate.
Get inspired or be depressed.
Ace a test or flunk a class.
Make babies or make art.
Speak the truth or lie and cheat.
Dance on tables or sit in the corner.
Live is Divine Chaos. Embrace it.
Forgive yourself. Breathe.
And enjoy the ride...


Every story has an end,
But in life every end is just a new beginning.


A best friend sees the first tear, catches the second, and stops the third.


Be what you wanna be, not what others wanna see.


I’m selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I’m out of control, and, at times, hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst...You sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.


When the phone goes green green I’ll pink it up and answer "Yellow!"


Live for moments you cant put into words.


Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.


Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyways.


Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I’m not perfect, and I don’t live to be. But before you start pointing finges, make sure your hands are clean.


Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life...


There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won’t any more, and who always will. So don’t worry about the people from your past, there’s a reason they didn’t make it to your future.


You never know who will walk in your life, and who will walk out. You just have to trust them somtimes and let them in. Not everyone is out to get you. Don’t put your guard up all the time. Even if you’re scared of getting hurt. Someone could actually love you...if you let them.


A friend will say you deserved better, but a best friend will call him at 1 am and say, "You will die in 7 days."


Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the universe together.


The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.


You laugh because I am different, I laugh because you’re the same.


If you can keep your head, while everyone around you is losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.


When things are going badly they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be

getting better, you have probably over-looked something.


Sometimes I feel as if the worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.


You and me are friends. You laugh, I laugh, you cry, I cry, you jump off a bridge...I'm gonna miss your sorry ass!


If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.


If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer.


Smile! It confuses people.


If knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime never pays... does knowledge in the end leave you broke?


God made man, knew he could do better and made woman.


Scientists say that one out of every 4 people is crazy. Check your friends. If they're all good, then your it.


Somehow the police never seem to think it's as funny as we do...


I know Kung-Fu!! And fifty other dangerous words!!


Friends will always be like, "you deserve better", but best friends will be calling his house saying "You Will Die In Seven Days"


Silence is Golden. Duct tape is Silver. (And Much Easier To Find!!)


I called you boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE!


My mind works like lightning... one brilliant flash and it's gone.


If you don't like the way I drive,... Then Stay Off The Sidewalk!!


Why be difficult when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?!


When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.


The newscaster is the person who says "Good Evening" the proceeds to tell you why it's not.


I used to have superpowers. Then my therapist took them away.


Yesterday is history. Tomorrow’s a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.


Life is a long and twisting road, and most of the time, you crash.


I live, and love, and laugh, Why? Because I will not give in to those who want me to die, to hate, and to cry. I will not surrender. My life is mine to live, and if you wish it gone, you will have to take it yourself, because I will not take it for you, nor will I make it easy.


If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, in America, It's probably and uber-swan.


I am ready to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared to meet me is another matter.


Whoever said nothing was impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.


The world can't end today... it's already tomorrow in Japan...


I intend to live forever or die trying.


I like you. When I destroy the world you shall be the last to die.


It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid and say the opposite.


My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.


The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.


Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.


Why is abbreviation such a long word?


Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.


Some say the glass is half empty, other say the glass is half full. I Say "Are you going to drink that?"


If the aliens are looking for intelligent life then why are you scared?


I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours.


What's another word for thesaurus?


Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you piss them of your already long gone and you've got their shoes!


If you try to fail and succeed, which one have you done?


The hardest battle your ever going to fight is the battle to just be you.


Smile! It scares people.


Don't knock on deaths door! Ring the bell and run off! He hates that.


I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.


I swear to drunk I'm not God!


Don't hit kids! No. Seriously. They Have Guns Now!!


You never become old and wise if you haven't been young and crazy!


How 'bout a nice tall glass of : "stfu!!"


I'm not retarded! I just like licking windows...


When you cry, I cry. When your sad, I'm sad. When you jump of a building, ... I laugh!


I am possibly the weirdest sane person they put here.


I am who I am, your approval isn't needed.


Fake is the trend... I guess everyone's in style.


Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?!


It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye... Then It's Find The Eye!!


When in doubt, duck, when in certain, don't bother, 'cause your already screwed!


I don't mind arguing with myself. It's when I lose that it bothers me.


"That’s all you do, put people to sleep? Are you sure you're not a teacher?"


"Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face." - Dave Barry


"Finally to those nations who would make themselves our adversary we offer not a pledge, but a request:that all nations begin anew the quest for peace, before the dark powers of destuction unleashed by science engulf all of humanity is planned or acidental self-destruction.

We dare not tempt them with weakness for only when our arms are sufficient beyond doubt can we be certain beyond doubt that they will never be employed.

But neither can two great and powerful groups of nations take comfort from our present course-both sides overburdened by the cost of modern weapons, both rightly alaramed by the steady spread of the deadly atom, yet both racing to alter that uncertain blance of terror that stays the hand of mankinds final war.

So let ua begin anew-remebering on both sides that civility is not a sign of weakness, and sincerity is always subject to proof. Let us never negotiate out of fear and let us never fear to negotiate.

Let both sides explore what problems unite us instead of belaboring those problems which divide us. Let both sides, for the first time, formulate serious and precise proposals for the inspections and control of arms-and bring the abosolute power to destroy other nations under the absolute control of all nations.

Let both sides seek to invoke the wonders of sciene instead of its terrors. together let us explore the stars, conquer the deserts, eradicate disease, tap the ocean depths, and encourage the arts and commerce." John F. Kennedy


You Cry, I Cry. You Hurt, I Hurt. You Fight, I Fight. When You Jump Off A Bridge...I Get A Paddle And Save Your Retarded Ass.


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http://youtube.com/Narutofan1111

http://myspace.com/dannialitia3

www.bebo.com/danni_lea


you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Danni Lea

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

My name is Sarah

I am but three

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

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pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, Death By Squishy, xXKillorbeKilledXx,Funabisenu, Loneliness is killing me, Danni Lea

If you hear voices in your head and know that they are real put this on your profile.

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If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

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98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

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92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think Tobi should run for President of the United states, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily Yamamoto, Danni Lea

"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Elmocrazy,XxKimimaro's-little-stalkerxX, xxlonely-avengerxx, XxItachi's-Little-StalkerxX , Lily Yamamoto, Danni Lea

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, HeartOfAgony, sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, LaughsLikeGirl, Zakuro17, Getting-up-for-the-let-down, Danni Lea

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...), Peridot-Horntail (Try running to the bus in a panic and then realize mid-flight fall you were going the wrong way.), Moonlight Music Mistress (my stairs hate me as much as I hate Orochimaru), Kannika (It hurts when it's an escalator...),TwoDragonFire (bus steps hurt when you fall back out the bus) schoolsucks13, Getting-up-for-the-let-down (It hurts more when your two close friends are laughing their lungs out...), Danni Lea (I'll never look at my basement stairs the same way again)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever slammed your wrist on a doorknob (on accident) copy, paste, then add your name. Danni Lea

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If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile (only Danny Phantom and Avatar...other than that, Nick sucks!)

If you are obsessed with Harry Potter, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever attemped alchemey by clapping your hands or drawing a transmutation circle copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever written something then later regretted it copy and paste this into your profile.

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, Danni Lea,

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, put this on your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If your a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If you like making these copy and paste thingies copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148,Danni Lea,

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148,Danni Lea,

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If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If You Haven't Died Yet Copy And Paste This Onto your Profile

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Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92 of the teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listens to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

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I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

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If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

But one last thing, Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, Majestic Moon, Wingg-ed Wolf, Danni Lea,

98 percent of teenagers drink or have been around alcohol, put this in your profile if you like MUFFINS!

Put this in your profile if you or someone you know is fighting, has survived, or has died in a pokemon battle.

Put this is your profile if you too know that the Organization will make a kick butt return in Kingdom Hearts III!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (Years ago, he did get a spoonful ONCE...)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, sailorstar165, Danni Lea

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you get easily distracted copy and pas-- Oh look! A butterfly!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. (My Laptop)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (Gotta love the reviews :3 )

If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, drink, and/or have sex. If you're one of the 2 percent that doesn't, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yawned really loud during class, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever tripped on a chair, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen off your chair, put this in your profile.

If you think Yugi is awesome, cute, and has got more sexy each series, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hate seeing other people being flamed, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

You say 50 cent - I say Three Days Grace. You say Britney Spears - I say Evanescence. You say lil wayne - I say Linkin Park. You say Jonas Brothers - I say Blink 182. You say Miley Cyrus - I say Pink. You say HSM - I say The Nightmare Before Christmas. You say rap - I say rock. You say pop - I say metal. You say hip hop - punk. 92 of kids have turned to rap, pop, & hip hop. If your one of the 8 who like to head bang and disturb the peace copy, paste, and add your name. Danni Lea


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
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I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST have more than one MOTHER.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy
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I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
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I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I Don't DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs, so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm a LESBIAN so i Must burn in hell
I have a SPEECH impediment and talk FUNNY so I MUST be a retarded person


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1. The Right To Exist
Meet Nami and Haru Hoshino. Siblings who were never suppose to exist...but here's the catch - they're not Nobodies or Heartless. Both are balancing dangerously on the line of Dark and Light. There friends cannot help them, so who can? FULL SUM ON PROFILE
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Published: 4-7-09 - Sora
2. Untitled reviews
This story my friend wrote and asked me to post. An amazing twist to the HP Fanfiction world that, at the moment will not be ruiuned by a summary.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-24-08 - Harry P. & James P.
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