Hi, i'm 9shadowcat9.

Japanese Name; 椿 Tsubaki (camellia flower) 黒川 Kurokawa (black river) (Given name, surname)

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Age; It's a twenty digit number and If you call me old I'll hunt you.

Live; mercury, sometimes pluto.

I FINALLY decided to put pictures of Shadow and Mizu up on deviant art!

Shadow http://9shadowcat9.deviantart.com/art/Shadow-105484623

Mizu

http://9shadowcat9.deviantart.com/art/Mizu-105484922

The Name Rant

I really hate those stories where people insert OC's and give them Western names. Hello, people! This is anime- shows where everybody has some weird old Japanese name no matter how they look. If you want, you can borrow names from other anime. For all I care your OC could be named Kenshin, Megumi, or Ryuzaki, but whatever you do, DO NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT name them Kayla, Alexis, or Emily for that matter. If you want to use these names, go to fictionpress.com where such characters may be appreciated. If you still insist on using said names I suggest you could use a Japanese variation such as Kira, Areshi, or Emi. But seriously- NO ENGLISH NAMES! You ain't 4Kids people!

Found on Jehova's witness' homepage!

Another note I found and agree with.

A Quick Message to Those Who Have A Problem With Authors Breaking Canon:

If every author were to stick solely to what was in canon, this entire site would be composed of nothing but transcriptions of the originals. Heck, if we weren't allowed to break canon, this site wouldn't exist. Every story on this site breaks canon somehow. If you don't like it, there's a simple solution: stop visiting this site.

Thank you.

Fav pairings;

Naruto;NarutoXSasuke, DeidaraXSasori TobiXdeidara HinataXGaara.

Bleach; GinXKira IchigoXRukia

MAR; Dorothy X Nanashi Phantom X Peta Rolan X Alviss

I agree with OC pairings so long as they aren't Mary Sue's. They're creepy. And evil.

LONG LIVE YAOI!!

Favorite Anime/cartoons;

MAR

Beyblade

Inuyasha (Even if it's not shown in england.)

YYH (Even if it's not shown in england.)

(DEATH TO DUBS!!)

FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive
BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

FRIENDS: Will watch my pets when I go away
BEST FRIENDS: Won't let me go away

FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down
BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

FRIENDS: Will go to a concert with me
BEST FRIENDS: Will kidnap the band with me

FRIENDS: Ask me for my number
BEST FRIENDS: Ask me for her number

FRIENDS: Hide me from the cops
BEST FRIENDS: are probably the reason they're after me in the first place

FRIENDS: let me make an idiot of myself in public
BEST FRIENDS: are up there with me making an idiot out of themselves too.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!"

OR, "LET'S DO IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

A friend is the best weapon you can have in a battlefield.

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

What makes life 100 percent?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100 percent. How about achieving 103 percent? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96

but:

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118

Think about it... and have a nice day at work... :)

Koenma: Don't worry everyone, just stick close to me.
Botan: You're so brave Koenma-sama!
Koenma: And I will stick close to Yusuke.

Kuwabara: I have the feeling that I'll win!
Hiei: And I have the feeling that you'll die...

Kurama: Yes, Yukina's brother, sounds like a noble cause, we should assist her too Hiei.
Yusuke: Yeah, you could even lend an eye!
Hiei: Will you shut up!
Kuwabara: Hey what's so funny?

Kurama: Come join us Hiei we're practically a family.
Hiei: KURAMA, Don't make me pull out your precious voice box!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

~There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

~Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

~Be optimistic. :) The people you hate will eventually die.

~What happens if you get scared half to death... Twice?

~Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

~Life is like a Pack of Gum... I've yet to figure out why.

~Can I take your picture? I collect photos of Natural Disasters.

~He who laughs last thinks slowest.

~I'm PMSing and have a gun, you want to continue your sentence?!

~It takes 47 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

~How important does a person have to be before a person is considered assassinated instead of murdered?

~We're all pretty bizarre, some of us are just better at showing it.

~If you can't beat them... Arrange to have them beaten...

~Yo mumma is so fat, even Naruto don't Believe it! (Yeah, it sucks, it's terrible in fact, but I lol'ed the first time I heard it in a parody on YouTube)

~When I said "I'd hit that!" ... I meant with my car...

~When people don't laugh at our jokes, I don't think of it as a "You had to be there" type of thing... It's more of a "You have to be Mentally Retarded like us" type of thing...

~I'm NOT a stalker... I simply admire from afar... From behind a sign... >.>

~I'm not a pervert! I'm a Pervette... See? Sounds more Feminine.

~"Which is Larger? A: A peanut, B: An Elephant, C: The Moon or D: A Kettle?" "B." - Elephants; Larger than the Moon.

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things (This one's me if I ever visit a wal-mart)

95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamono, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonroevillex, Smartest Girl In The World, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, o0Dreamer0o, lclsurfer, Sasuke-Sakura-14, ChocolateChan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand,KeraQ,Ramon19923. DarkAngel819, 9shadowcat9If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are a supporter of over 30 pairings paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand oranges."

"I think, therefore I get a headache."

"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil."

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."

"NATIONAL SARCASM SOCIETY: Like we need your support."

"Death is life's way of telling you you're fired." (Found on anime.storm's profile)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says pull (or vice versa) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

No i didn’t kill him, the bullets and the ground did.

I'm only wearing black until I find something darker.

Bring a stick to a fist fight,

A gun to a stick fight,

A tank to a gun fight

And don't go to a tank fight.

Lucius Malfoy: Master! We must flee!

Voldemort: Why?

Lucius Malfoy: He is here! The one who makes us writhe in pain!

Voldemort: Dumbledore?! Harry Potter?!

Lucius Malfoy: No, master! Worse!

Bush: 'Sup Dead Eaters!?

Voldemort: Oh God. RUN!!

When darkness calls, I will answer, when my mother calls, I hide...-'

HELP! I've fallen and I can't- heeey... nice carpet.
~Tara

As I lie in my bed, I gaze at the stars . . . and wonder . . . WHERE THE HECK IS MY CEILING?
~Daniel

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.-Einstein

Fav quotes;

the most hated people in the world are the one who invented school and the one who invented homework. (Me)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you annoy me
I'll kill you (by me)

May Deidara rest in peace, while Sasuke goes to hell. (True and we all know it)

My common sense still breathes! KILL IT! (Also me)

"Gah! mah playdohs be stealed!"-comment of an obese 40-year old man during deidara's playdoh heist of 1992

CRAZED AKATSUKI FAN COMIN THOUGH GET OUGHTTA MAH WAY!

I'm not crazy... my reality is just different than yours.

If you could spend 24 hours looking at Fanfictions,Youtube videos, & other peoples profiles,Copy & Paste this in your profile.

THE WE LOVE SASUKE-BASHING CLUB: If you hate Sasuke from NARUTO and love making him suffer, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Kinomi-chan, EstherAngelofDeath, 9shadowcat9

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

If you want to know where I am call a psychic! If you're too lazy to do that just leave me a message!

This is a sad and funny away message. The sad thing is you're IMing me thinking that I'm going to respond and the funny thing is that I'm sitting in front of the computer staring at the screen rolling on the floor laughing watching you IM me.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

If you are crazy and/or insane and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If you feel like you're under control,you're just not going fast enough

Never say 'Things couldn't get any worse.' God takes that as a personal challenge.

It's people like you that make people like me need medication.

The good news is that evil WILL be vanquished.The bad news is that YOU will have to do it.

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned...but you sure are screwed if that woman's a sorceress.

Oh yes, I think I have a space on my calendar between Hell's frozen over and no fucking way. Does that suit you?

The light at the end of the tunnel is the train coming

Maturity has officially taken a leap out of the window. Long live insanity! - Found in the story 'With a wave of the Wand'

Please Read This

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried her daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON... you get three meals a day.
AT WORK... you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON... you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK... you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK... you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK... you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
AT WORK... you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON... all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
AT WORK... you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON... you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK... you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON... you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK... they are called managers.

So why is it, again, that we work?

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM