I never know how to introduce myself... People tell me to just be natural, to say the first thing that comes to mind when you think about myself, yet I am unable to find a simple explanation... Lets just say I'm a bit eccentric, weird, creepy, crazy,... however you like to call it... My friends describe me as a funny person but with a bit of a dark sense of humor and someone who likes to be smarter then everyone else, I suppose that's true so I'll leave it at that...

I've filled in some of these standard 'who am I' things to... well I don't know... seemed appropriate I guess.

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand.

This virus is call Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take Two good friends to the nearest grocery store.

Purchase the antidote know as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Normal does not exist. We are all special, but at the same time connected by our similarities.

SURVEY OF MY LIFE

--YOU ARE--

Name: Marie
Single or taken: Single
Gender: Female
Birthday: 8th of May
Sign: Taurus

--APPEARANCE--

Hair colour: Blonde
Eye colour: Grey-Blue
Height: 1m56 (5'1)
Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Asexual

--FASHION STUFF--

Where is your favorite place to shop for clothes?: Errr... I have no idea, where it's convenient?
Favorite designer?: I know nothing! Seriously, my fashion knowledge is nonexistent...
What is your sexiest outfit?: Errr... looks in her closet Errr... looks again Well... Seriously?
What is your most comfortable outfit?: Long pants and sleeves (not too bright colors) No dresses or skirts they're not comfy!
What do you usually wear?: Long black or brown pants, nondescript t-shirt and a baggy sweater

--WHAT ABOUT --

What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever I have lying around
What are you listening to right now: ‘Home’ by Three Days Grace
Who is the last person that called you?: Someone from school
How many buddies are online right now?: 3 ppl in the interesting ppl list and 6 ppl in the non-interesting ppl list (Yes, I actually have my msn list divided in interesting and not interesting, sue me =)

--FAVORITES--

Food: Salmon and mashed potatoes and gourme
Girls names: Arania, Athena
Boy’s names: Athean, Hephaistion, Alexander, Sebastian, Karel, ...
Subjects in school: Maths (At least it's a challenge) and History (God, I sound like such a nerd right now)
Animals: Snake

--HAVE YOU EVER—

Given anyone a bath?: Uhmmm... My cat
Smoked?: Yes, but it wasn't great...
Bungee jumped?: No... My survival instinct gets in the way
Made yourself throw up?: Yes... who hasn't? Seriously... just to see if you can do it... I'm too curious for my own good :)
Skinny dipped?: No, and not planning on it. At least not in a very publice place. I'm a great fan of modesty...
Ever been in love?: No
Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Sure
Stolen something?: To my everlasting shame, yes on more then one occasion
Been drunk?: Yes, but not to the point that I didn't remember the previous night
Pictured your crush naked?: No, no crush
Actually seen your crush naked?: No, obviously because of the lack of one ;P
Cried when someone died?: Well... it was expected, it was a funural!
Lied: Yes, constantly, makes life easier. If ppl didn't lie; society would collapse into anarchy!
Fallen for your best friend?: No, though I can admit I have found some attractive
Rejected someone?: No
Used someone?: Depends on how you define use. I have used the friend-card to my own advantage...
Done something you regret?: Yes, but I dislike lingering on my faults...

--WHAT--

Clothes: Long black pants, simple t-shirt and a really warm sweater, dahm winter!
Music: ‘Fight for all the wrong reasons’ by Nickelback
Smell: None?
Desktop picture: Hugh Laurie from House MD, I'm so looking forward to the next episode!
CD in player: None right now
DVD in player: I think an episode of Hornblower

--LAST PERSON--

You touched: I think... my sister
You hugged: My best friend
You IMed: I don't know what that is looks at ground in shame... Is it instant messaged? A fellow student
You yelled at: Again my sister, the touch wasn't exactly friendly...
You kissed: No-one

--ARE YOU--

Understanding: No
Open-minded: Yes
Arrogant: Yes
Insecure: Sometimes
Random: Constantly :D
Hungry: Often
Smart: Yes (It seems to be my only good quality when I fill in these kind of things)
Moody: Occasionally
Hard working: Depends on what...
Organized: Not really
Healthy: No
Shy: Annoyingly so
Difficult: Sometimes
Bored easily: Depends, people bore me often, but great stories or programs can hold my attention.
Obsessed: Yes, with some things, quite a lot of things now that I think about it...
Angry: Quite a lot, more often than not quite unreasonably so...
Sad: I'm rarely sad, I'm more of a person who's in a constant apathic mood...
Happy: Rarely
Hyper: Sometimes
Trusting: No
Depressed: Unfortunately quite often

--WHO DO YOU WANT TO--

Kill: Stupid people... Oh god that sounds bad... Uhm... People who act stupid... That sounds a little better... Let's leave it at that, before it gets any worse.
Slap?: The art and computer class teachers of the lower grades, I don't have my classes with them luckily but I hate them!
Get really wasted with?: My best friend
Get high with: My best friend again
Talk to offline: My sister
Talk to online: A friend from school
Sex it up with: No-one

--RANDOM--

In the morning I: Have homocidal tendencies
Love is: Overly romanticised
I dream about: I don't remember them often but when I do they're weird and not very pleasant.
What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Height and hair colour

--WHICH IS BETTER--

Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi.
Flowers or candy: Flowers
Tall or short: Tall, duh...

--WHO--

Makes you laugh the most: Trusty computer
Makes you smile: Fanfiction!
Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one. No crush

--DO YOU EVER--

Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: No
Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Yes, quite often
Wish you were younger: No! I do wish I could travel in time... Wouldn't that be awesome?
Cry because someone said something to you?: Rarely, I'm working on eliminating such nuisances.

--NUMBER--

Of times I've had my heart broken: None
Of hearts I have broken: None
Of guys I've kissed: None
Of girls I've kissed: None
Of CD's I own: None
Of scars on my body: Only like 4 or 5 big ones but lots of small ones.