Author has written 28 stories for Naruto, Bleach, One Piece, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Alas, I must start my profile over...how sad. Oh well, on with the show!!

(scared look) Wow...you are a little more...lenient...than I thought you'd be. I seriously thought you'd scream about losing all that stuff we had on the profile.

(evil look) thank you for spoiling my mood, Sis. You are SUCH a help. (stews in anger over loss of profile)

(sweat drop) sorry...

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Okay, so, we have to start all over again, if there are things you don't remember, or things that we missed, PLEASE remind us!! So as not to confuse you, Sis will be writing everything. I'll imput things I think are necessary, but she remembers more than I do.

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Name's Liz, I'm 22, I have really short black hair. I have grey-blue eyes with a little green, brown, and even amber in it.

I'm 5'2" (roughly 157.5 cm). Ask me my weight and I will cut you.

My siblings say I am an antisocial bitch, but 'an excellent writer'. I have 4 older siblings and 11 younger siblings, all of whom annoy the shit out of me, but I guess I can live with that. I got Sis (The sibling who sometimes writes here with me) a puppy for Christmas, it's some kind of fluffy mix breed she thought was cute and 'couldn't live without' and she calls him Panda-chan.

We both like the same types of animes and mangas, some of which are (in no particular order): Naruto, InuYasha, Bleach, Outlaw Star, Ruroni Kenshin, Trigun, Full Metal Alchemist, Saiyuki, Avatar: The last Airbender, Big O, One Piece, Blue Seed, Blue Submarine No. 6, Demon City Shinjuku, Dragon Ball (Z), Yu Yu Hakusho, Vampire Game, Wolfs Rain, Witch Hunter Robin, Vampire Hunter D, Trinity Blood, Tokyo Babylon, Tenchi Muyo, Akira, Gravitation, Slayers, Sol Bianca, Darkside Blues, Oh My Goddess!, Gun Smith Cats, and many many more that I can't think of right now. Some new additions would be Black Lagoon, XXXHolic, and Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles. More new ones are Black Cat, Chrno Crusade, D. Gray-Man, and D N Angel.

I'm not a fan of all the couples in this, but it's funny as hell...lol... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xhZ76_i2_I

Another good link is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

They are both funny so visit them if you get the chance!! Liz out!

Sand Ninjas are HOTT!!

-If you are GAARA fanatic, copy this into your profile.

-If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

-If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

-Self confessed InuYasha fan? Copy this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

No one believes in the probability of a GaaSaku in the show. If you believe it, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your siggy

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Rockeh, Sakura LOVE Shadow, Habit

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile!

Konoha Mind Ninja!!

All the good men in this world are either gay, taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.

If you think that Asuma should NOT have died, put this in your profile. I mean, seriously. She finds out she's pregnant and then he dies before she gets the chance to tell him. How sad is that? (whoops, did I just spoil somethin?)

Is it just me or is Gaara really hot? If you think he is copy this and put it into your profile and add your name to the list.UNITE GAARA LOVERS!!

Sasuke just needs to die already!! He can just go burn in hell for all I care and why is he down there?? BECAUSE I PUSHED HIM DOWN THERE!! MAWAHAHAHAHA!!

Sorry I don't like Sasuke

If your obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off.

If you think Gaara is HOT, copy this into your profile.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you". -A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying "damn that was fun".

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
and easy to twist out of shape.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

A white man enters a bar and sees a black man sitting on a stool. The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK.

When I grew up I was BLACK.

When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.

When I'm cold I'm BLACK.

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir, when you're born you're PINK.

When you grow up you're WHITE.

When you're sick, you're GREEN.

When you go in the sun you turn RED.

When you're cold you turn BLUE.

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

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I promise that when me and my sister have discussions, we will post them here, but i have to go for now...toodles!

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Bout time I got to type...jeeze...thought she'd never get done. Well, I guess the total revamp is a surprise, but we lost all the original info, so it was kinda necessary. We will post more later...i have to go make sure sis doesn't kill herself in the kitchen...she has a tendency to be clumsy. (Rushes off to be the 'hero')

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This blows...Paradise Found has been hit 31542 times and I only have 207 reviews...WTF ppls!? I know it doesn't take that much effort to simply say 'good job' or 'cool'. A short review is better than no review at all! Now that that is over, HELLO FANFIC.NET!! ( I actually took my meds, so I'm kinda happy atm).

I apologize for Liz's behavior...she took the computer from me before I could say anything. I will save you from her silliness!!

LIES!! It's a conspiracy to take my pocky!! NO CHOCOLATE FOR YOU!

(Arches brow) Gimme some of that stuff you're on...

NEVA!! It's ALL mine!! Besides, it will wear off in about 20 minutes and I'll be snoring. You don't need to be any more hyper than you naturally are and you don't need help snoring.

(Blushes) LIAR!! I don't snore!! I hiccup! (Blushes again and hides)

OMG!! I get the last word!! BYEEEEE!

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I feel like I'm dying...

That's cuz you almost did goofy...be more careful...if ur siblings try to play off really bad headaches, don't hesitate to tell your parents ppls...it could be serious, like what happened with Liz. Her meds made her really sick. I'm putting her to bed and then updating the stories.

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Sorry to all my fans, but I was laid up in the hospital and Sis took my computer away...(glares at annoying sister)

XD is it really my fault that you couldn't keep your comp or is it because it would have interfered with your monitors? C'mon Liz, be truthful about it.

-_- I'm still pissed at you for eating my jello...(looks at jello container longingly) T_T EVIL TWINS!!

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Okay...question...why aren't our cool Suna and Konoha symbols not showing up!? /cry!!

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I have decided that work sucks and I want a different job. however, being an editor is fun, but I haven't had a day off and with all the stacks of stories I have to go through before they get published, I don't have time to write. It's currently my lunch break, which I am skipping to update this, and I'm having DT's and withdraws from not writing...-.-". Anyways, Sis is dragging me away for lunch, so I will see you guys when I can!

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This is Sis...Liz is eating atm, so I am going to inform you guys that there WILL be a sequel to Paradise Found. It was a landslide win for the Yes with 94 of ppl who voted wanting it. So, yeah, as soon as Liz finishes Paradise Found, she will begin the sequel. JA!!

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Okay...I think I have created a bit of confusion. My earlier one shots (I.E.: Stereotypes, Swimming Lessons, Twinkle Twinkle, Heartfelt Confessions, and My Living Canvas) are connected in a weird, and oddly off, way. However, the new one shot(s) (Flora and Fauna) is not linked to these. They are part of a separate line of one shots that will be known as my Allied Medical Corps Arc. Okay, now that that has been clarified, I will continue working on my stories.

Me tooooo!! :D Tis I, the lovely Sis...I have been working on a new chapter in Behind Emerald Eyes, and I need someone ELSEs opinion on something...I'm thinking about putting a HUGE twist in the story, but I'm afraid of making it cliche...I'm not revealing the twist, not even to Lizzy bug, but I would like to know what you guys think. If you could leave some kind of message...a PM, something in your review...I would appreciate it...JA!! :)

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I must say that being in bed all day for the past two weeks has...REALLY SUCKED! My back hurts from lying in the same spot for too long and then things go NUMB. Dear lord, if I end up a vegetable later in life, JUST PULL THE PLUG! I do NOT want to lie in a bed and go numb like this EVER AGAIN! This is prolly the most uncomfortable thing in the world. My brother has had to stay the night in the room across from mine so that he can help me to the bathroom and I have to be bathed like a child. This is infinitely humiliating! Readers, if you sympathize with me, then plz...send me something to amuse me and take my mind off everything! I am writing, but I miss interacting with people!! I see the same group of people all the time and I'm hardly ever out of the house. SAVE ME FROM THE BOREDOM!! (BTW, Zelda, as fun as it is, is not interaction with other people.)

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This is Liz, I know it's been a while since I've updated, but I'm working on it. Sis is suffering writers block, so right now, but I'm helpin her out. Anyhow, in the meantime, if there are any requests for stories or you have an idea but don't know how to put it on paper (or in this case online) then let me know. I'm up for taking requests, as long as it's understood that I have the right to choose whether to do the fic or not. I will respond to fics if I am going to write on them. I can also do fics outside of Naruto, just let me know ahead of time so I can research them. JA!

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I know it's been a while since anything's been seen out of us, but the deal is this: Sis has stopped writing, as she is concentrating more on school right now. She gets to graduate by the end of spring, and I have to go till the end of winter. I'll be the one updating all the stories, so the profile is going to change. That is all.

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LIES! That is not all! I will occasionally get on to argue with my sister, but I wont be on much due to school. Hope everyone is doing well! MUAH BTW, we will continue to use different styles (me reg, her bold, and our other sister who is getting into this is going to use italics) to let you know who we are! TOODLES!

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Okay, it seems that people are getting their knickers in a twist over my AMC Arc stories...you know who you are and why i said that. So, here's a small explanation. I reread through the story and I don't think i saw anywhere that said Sai was actually AFRAID. You have to remember, this arc (as a fanfic) is when they are much older. They are in their early to mid twenties (Sasuke is back, that should tell you something about how this pertains to the canon). Sai has had plenty of time to learn emotions. They aren't actually AFRAID, they just don't know who she is or what she's capable of, so they show her a healthy respect. The 'abject horror' was at the supposed ghost, which don't exist, even there. Anyone would display some sort of emotion if they saw something that wasn't supposed to exist. And Hinata isn't really overpowered, it's just that no one has really seen the culmination of her training. If Naruto had had the chance to actually fight, instead of being ambushed and tortured, he could have easily overpowered anything Hinata did. And Naruto's not a faggot...I don't know how you got that...So here's my advice...if you don't like my arcs, don't read them...it's that simple. I'm not changing my writing because a few people think that it's not 'canon enough'. The point in fanfics is to write about the things you wished happened but don't really. Sometimes it follows the canon, sometimes it doesn't. So if you want to read something that follows canon, don't read my stories, because I don't like how the manga and anime turned out and this is my way of 'changing it'. Well, I feel better about that, so i'm going to work on Paradise Found, Nekos and Behind Emerald Eyes, so later all!

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HELLO MY LOVELIES! This is Sis. I don't know if Liz was on, but I'm at college and I wanted to say HI!! Liz called me the other day really stressed out. Keep your fingers crossed for her, she seemed really frustrated about something. She only acts like that when she's suffering writers block...Yeah, I know I wasn't supposed to leave until after spring, but I got to go down early so that I can focus on the main classes for my major. Who knew being a performing arts major was so HARD! Anyways, Liz told me she finished Paradise Found and I've been reading her updates. Such a brilliant sister I have! You guys liked it, right!? I think it was cool. Anyways, if Liz gets on, tell her to post some of the stuff I've been emailing her! She says she wants to bundle it into one story and present it, but I don't want that! /cries/ MAKE HER POST THEM!!

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-.- okay, so, apparently my sisters are worried I'm going to get in trouble for my Ouran Fic...I don't want to take it down, because I am kida lazy and don't want to have to delete it after going through the trouble of getting it into a postable format and then actually posting it and setting up everything to make it a story on here. However, I know from reading some other stories that mine's not the most explicit out there. i put it as M, labeled it in the summary as MA, even went to extra lengths to make sure no one under age went into it...so...yeah. I don't know what else to do but delete it and, as I said, I don't wanna. So, if anyone has advice...I'm open.

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This is Liz, and I just wanted to say 'huh'. I was rather surprised at how many people liked Laurier Noir, considering it's not one of the plot lines I generally run with. Plus I wrote all that in one night while I was lying in bed, unable to sleep because of my pneumonia coughing fit. I was afraid it sucked...but apparently most of the people who read it want me to make a sequel...>.

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Finals are coming up and I have 3 papers to write, so updating is looking kind of...slow right now. I promise I'll have things up as soon as I can. XP

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HORMONES ARE EVIL! Well, not really...especially now that i'm on a medication that makes me act at least the semblance of societal normalcy. Bleh...i'm so bored with these papers i have to write for class!