I, for one, forbid you.

I am going rather all out. Really tired, but does have energy to stab that roasted turkey with a fork. Doesn't have time, but does have a minute to write this. Do me a favor; DON'T EVER BOTHER WITH THIS PROFILE AGAIN. Please.

However, since you're already here, might as well continue. I could spend 5 minutes and a hundred of calorie--no, 200, while you spend 50 calories on reading this, OR you could just spend 4.1855 joules on pressing that back button.

Call me whatever you want, not that I'm lazy to give names, 'cause... I just don't care. Not girly, not boyish. Not pinky, not bluish. Just neutral, just lavender-ish.

Of course, I could write, but I'd be better off with reviewing... stuff. The thing is, I give judges to others, that is because, the most difficult thing to do is judging yourself, do you agree not? But still, if I do write, would you help me by judging my work? I won't mind.

If you'd want to be my friend, meet me in person. I could be one that's rather interesting.

And just one more thing;

DO NOT MAKE ME PROMISE. Because, I don't do promises.

And please, do not mess with me.