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Hey guys! EdwardandFangdreams4life—or just Sea and Jay—have ideas, have thoughts of great importance! (cough cough) Will Turner rox! And Fang! And Edward! (I could go on...) May the horse be with you! ;P

Hello people! welcome to the wonderful page of two obsessive girls. cough cough Did I say anything?? Jay

Hi, people…creatures…things…right. Well, I hope you enjoy your stay here…got lots of fun things, including quotes, some copy/paste things, stories, and links. Enjoy, enjoy, and my dear friends, don’t forget to enjoy! Hey, what diid you think of the avatar? Ewan McGregor is sooooooooooooooo dreamy!! (especially in Down With Love!! sigh) ~SeA

About Jay (The Edward fan)

name: didn't I already spell it??

age: I'm not as old as I look

height: in centimeters or inches??

looks: my eye sight is pretty good

My favorite color is blue.

Hey I just thought of something: Blue Jay

Awesome

Jay

About Sea (the Fang/Iggy fan)

Name: Nothing of consequence
Age: as old as my tongue
Height: Shut-up
Looks: ...
My favorite color is black.
The Dead Sea.
You get the point.

~SeA

Pairings SeA Supports:

Max • Fang (MR)
Will • Elizabeth (PotC)
Edward • Bella (Twilight...or Edward • Me...)
Zekk • Jaina!! (extended universe of SW...Gosh, these people BELONG WITH EACHOTHER!! DIE JAG, DIE!! Um...right.)
Luke Skywalker • Mara Jade (SW...extended)
Christine • Erik (I just love Erik to death for some reason…and he just loves Christine so much…more so than Raoul, I think. I mean, Erik would murder for her…and then he loves her enough to let her go…)

Stories

The Angel of the Opera: One of Sea’s—“The Angel of Music sings songs in my head the Angel of Music sings songs in my head.” Ch.2 rewritten. “The Phantom of the Opera” today, but with the characters from Maximum Ride. Chapter 2 has been rewritten, Chapter 3 is in the process of being written. Hopefully will be updated soon. Debating upon whether to continue it or not, do to lack of reviews. Also, I was just informed that I updated one chapter twice...and not the other chapter. So read Ch. 4 people. It'll make more sense.

The Talkshow of Insanity: Sea’s first ff. What would happen if some of the characters from “The Pirates of the Caribbean”, “The Lord of the Rings”, “Star Wars”, “Van Helsing”, Maximum Ride, and possibly more were on a talkshow? Chaos! Written as a script. Scene 1 has been slightly rewritten at the end. Hopefully Scene 8 will be up soon. Probablly not. I write this story as I think of funny (cough stupid cough) stuff, which takes a while...

Not Fang: Sea’s. “No!” I screamed, restricting the urge to shove the girl. “He’s not dead! He’s alive I tell you! He is! He is! You’re lying to me!” Finished. What if Fang died in MR2.

~Copy/Paste & Misc.~

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
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(If you think Edward Cullen is hotter...copy and paste this on your profile. ~Jay

If you think Jay is a fuddy-duddy for saying Edward was hotter than Fang...copy and paste this to your profile. ~SeA~

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

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If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile. (Not necessarily believe…but a girl can dream, right? Right? Right?! RIGHT?! That’s what I thought. ;P )

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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyrezz

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you ever wish you could give Erik a nice, big hug to make him feel better, copy and paste this onto your profile (or “The Phantom” or “the Opera Ghost” from “The Phantom of the Opera” for those of you who have not read the book which is written by Gaston Leroux. If you have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about, then just ignore this one.)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, MidnyghtVampyezz

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Absentminded (figuratively)—when you check a fanfic to see if it has been updated…and then remember that you’re the writing it.
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Went a little overboard…right.

Enjoy!

These are Jays favorite quotes from Eclipse. SO FAR

"Penguins," "Lovely"EDWARD

"See." I said out loud-talking to inanimate objects, never a good sign-"That's not so horrible, is it?"

I stood there llike an idiot for a second, not quite able to admit I wasn't having any lasting effect against scienctific principles. Then, with a sigh, I put the magnets back on the fridge, a foot apart.

"There's no need to be so inflexable," I mutttered. Bella

OMG!! I am sooooooo sorry people! I haven't updated in so long...gosh, i am so sorry! (i just know that someone made a little SeA voodoo doll by now!) Gosh, i'm so sorry! I've been really busy lately w/ stuff, mostly my fictionpress, and then my blog, and then other stuff. ERG!! I am terribly terribly sorry! Please forgive me! Please! I can't believe how bad i've been...I will try to update, but donot get ur hopes up! ~SeA~

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" ~JAY

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Girls

are like

apples on trees.

The best ones are

at the top of the tree. The

boys don’t want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!