Hi, I'm puting this on here for people like me, who are bored enough actually to read this junk. In music, I prefer things like Avril Lavigne and Three Days Grace, though I also like some country. blinks as everyone runs out the door. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I am just torturing... I mean playing, with them for a while. Andrea Potter is mine, so please ask before you use her, or my plot, though it's almost certain I will let you. Also ask before you use the Vampire Lord.
HARRY POTTER
Okay in fanfiction I like Harry Potter with OMC, which, for you uneducated folk out there, is other male character. I really like him with werewolves and vampires, though not Remus. I don't know why, but something about it just squicks me badly. I love HP crossover fics, especially X-Men, Star Wars, and Lord Of The Ring. I also like HP/TR, HP/SB,HP/DM, and sometimes HP/SS. I normally rather Snape as a sort of father figure though. My absolute favorite is when Harry was born as a girl, though, so if you know any, please let me know, I'm having trouble finding them.
STAR WARS
In Star Wars I enjoy Luke\Vader the most, though I also like Vader or Anakin to have a lover that is not Padme, or for him to have a Padawan, or for the Padawan to be a lover. I like Anakin/Obiwan, Obiwan/Padme, Obiwan/OC Padawan, and Mace Windu/OC.
LORD OF THE RINGS
I like abused Legolas, and Legolas/Elrond. I also enjoy neglected Elrohir.
Charmed I like it when Chris and Wyatt are together. Abused and neglected Chris is also fun, and it's even better when it's mixed. I also like it when Chris is evil. He's soooooooo cute.
Alex Rider Well, I like slash, especially when Alex is with one of the K-Unit, or Yassen.
Naruto Ooooooooooooooh, um, ok. It always has to be Naruto centric, and slash, or yaoi, is a definate must. I like it when he is only pretending to be such a moron, or when he actually comes back to Konoha after his 3 year trip with Jiraya decently advanced. I LOVE Sakura bashing. I absolutely LOVE it when Naruto is paired with a possessive guy. It's seriously HOT! Um, some of my favorite pairings in this fandom is
Sai/Naruto: I love it when Naruto's with an emotionless bastard, although I do have to admit it's funny when Sai calls him dickless.
Sasuke/Naruto: Same reason as above, but I love it when Sasuke's even more of a bastard than normal, and cheats on Naruto.
Itachi/Naruto: Itachi is supremely HOTT! Something about this pairing... I don't know, but it's seriously hot. I like it when Sasuke gives them his 'blessing' as it is. Hmmmmmm, I also like it when Naruto's in Akatsuki.
Gaara/Naruto: It's just hot. As I've already said, I love it when Naruto is paired with an emotionless bastard, although, I have to admit, with Gaara, it's more of the emotionless, than the bastard.
Kakashi/Naruto: I only like a few of these stories, I prefer Kakashi with Iruka, and NO Iruka/Naruto. It's just weird feeling.
Neji/Naruto: An arrogant Hyuuga bastard. Ah, how I love the pairing.
Hmmmmmmmmmm, I think that's it for... WAIT! One more thing. -evil grin- Uchihacest! Yes, the horrible Itasasu. I think it's hot, and that's all I've got to say about that. Now, THAT'S it.
OTHER STUFF
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
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Quotes
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell him to not be so cheap next time.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Common sence is the most uncommon thing in the world.
Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.
Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.
Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D.
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
If I won't be myself, who will?
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Andrea Potter and the Vampires Curse: Andrea Potter is a tomboy who is forced by Albus Dumbledore to become a Vampire Lord's Consort for a week, in a show of good faith. During this week she has to decide, does she want to help a turncoat world defeat Voldemort, or stay with the one man who has shown her love and compassion? Status: Almost complete, not quite.WIP Ha, I finally updated! Chapter 12 will be out as soon as I can get it out! Remember, reviews make me write faster! :)
Chances Missed: Casseopia Black, Lily Potter, and Molly Weasley react badly when they find out that their son's have diverged from the paths layed out for them. ONESHOT
Scars: Ron Weasley goes off on the idiot of a Minister for saying that out of all his scars, hence the name, that the one on Harry's forehead is the most important one. ONESHOT
Courage: Harry tells everyone what courage truly is, and exactly where they can stick their stupid awards. A oneshot to let everyone know I'm alive.ONESHOT
Yeah, I write a lotta oneshots, so what? Anyway, just wanted to thank my reviewers for, well, reviewing. Yeah, I'm brilliant, aren't I? Oh, btw my email adress is Andrea_Potter95@hotmail.com in case you wanted to well, email me. Yeah, I have a bad habit of stating the obvious, so what?!
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