Hi, I'm puting this on here for people like me, who are bored enough actually to read this junk. In music, I prefer things like Avril Lavigne and Three Days Grace, though I also like some country. blinks as everyone runs out the door. Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, I am just torturing... I mean playing, with them for a while. Andrea Potter is mine, so please ask before you use her, or my plot, though it's almost certain I will let you. Also ask before you use the Vampire Lord.

HARRY POTTER

Okay in fanfiction I like Harry Potter with OMC, which, for you uneducated folk out there, is other male character. I really like him with werewolves and vampires, though not Remus. I don't know why, but something about it just squicks me badly. I love HP crossover fics, especially X-Men, Star Wars, and Lord Of The Ring. I also like HP/TR, HP/SB,HP/DM, and sometimes HP/SS. I normally rather Snape as a sort of father figure though. My absolute favorite is when Harry was born as a girl, though, so if you know any, please let me know, I'm having trouble finding them.

STAR WARS

In Star Wars I enjoy Luke\Vader the most, though I also like Vader or Anakin to have a lover that is not Padme, or for him to have a Padawan, or for the Padawan to be a lover. I like Anakin/Obiwan, Obiwan/Padme, Obiwan/OC Padawan, and Mace Windu/OC.

LORD OF THE RINGS

I like abused Legolas, and Legolas/Elrond. I also enjoy neglected Elrohir.

Charmed I like it when Chris and Wyatt are together. Abused and neglected Chris is also fun, and it's even better when it's mixed. I also like it when Chris is evil. He's soooooooo cute.

Alex Rider Well, I like slash, especially when Alex is with one of the K-Unit, or Yassen.

Naruto Ooooooooooooooh, um, ok. It always has to be Naruto centric, and slash, or yaoi, is a definate must. I like it when he is only pretending to be such a moron, or when he actually comes back to Konoha after his 3 year trip with Jiraya decently advanced. I LOVE Sakura bashing. I absolutely LOVE it when Naruto is paired with a possessive guy. It's seriously HOT! Um, some of my favorite pairings in this fandom is

Sai/Naruto: I love it when Naruto's with an emotionless bastard, although I do have to admit it's funny when Sai calls him dickless.

Sasuke/Naruto: Same reason as above, but I love it when Sasuke's even more of a bastard than normal, and cheats on Naruto.

Itachi/Naruto: Itachi is supremely HOTT! Something about this pairing... I don't know, but it's seriously hot. I like it when Sasuke gives them his 'blessing' as it is. Hmmmmmm, I also like it when Naruto's in Akatsuki.

Gaara/Naruto: It's just hot. As I've already said, I love it when Naruto is paired with an emotionless bastard, although, I have to admit, with Gaara, it's more of the emotionless, than the bastard.

Kakashi/Naruto: I only like a few of these stories, I prefer Kakashi with Iruka, and NO Iruka/Naruto. It's just weird feeling.

Neji/Naruto: An arrogant Hyuuga bastard. Ah, how I love the pairing.

Hmmmmmmmmmm, I think that's it for... WAIT! One more thing. -evil grin- Uchihacest! Yes, the horrible Itasasu. I think it's hot, and that's all I've got to say about that. Now, THAT'S it.

Twilight-Well, this may create some controversy, no? I, personally, enjoyed the books, and the movie. I liked them. It's as simple as that. But I will admit something that will make some people love me, and others hate me forever. I positively loath the book and movie Bella Swan. I can deal with her when she's ooc, sometimes I even like her when she's like that. But I cannot stand how she lets everyone else make decisions for her. Other than that, I liked it.

OTHER STUFF

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Little Green Eyed Girl, By Salaphina

Little green eyed girl sits on the sidewalk

Staring at the markings written with chalk

Her soul so young and unknowingly tainted

She thinks back to when her mother fainted

After her father had viciously struck out at her

As the little girls vision became a watery blur

Her eyes filled to the brim with salty tears

She heard her dad call out for more beers

In her too young heart she felt too old pains

Hatred welled and flowed through her veins

Why did her mother not leave this place?

Instead of trying to hide the bruises on her face

She stood as she heard another fight break out

She walked past the room in which she heard a shout

She went slowly to the closet where it was kept

These thoughts before through her mind had swept

She went back to the room that held the horrid man

To help her mother she would do what she can

Bang! Bang!

REAL FRIEND TEST !
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit
weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders
soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real
friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real
friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real friend
expects to always be there for you!

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Quotes

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell him to not be so cheap next time.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Common sence is the most uncommon thing in the world.

Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.

Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.

Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.

There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.

Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.

A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt

"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D.

"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

If I won't be myself, who will?

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

Translations: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194691/1/ Pomme Violette graciously offered to translate Avada Kedavera Eyes into French, so if you can read in French, go read it and give her props! This is, obviously, the link.

Andrea Potter and the Vampires Curse: Andrea Potter is a tomboy who is forced by Albus Dumbledore to become a Vampire Lord's Consort for a week, in a show of good faith. During this week she has to decide, does she want to help a turncoat world defeat Voldemort, or stay with the one man who has shown her love and compassion? Status:Complete

Chances Missed: Casseopia Black, Lily Potter, and Molly Weasley react badly when they find out that their son's have diverged from the paths layed out for them. ONESHOT

Scars: Ron Weasley goes off on the idiot of a Minister for saying that out of all his scars, hence the name, that the one on Harry's forehead is the most important one. ONESHOT

Courage: Harry tells everyone what courage truly is, and exactly where they can stick their stupid awards. A oneshot to let everyone know I'm alive.ONESHOT

Avada Kedavera Eyes: Everyone thinks about Harry Potter's traitorous eyes.ONESHOT

Cheater Cheater: A story based on the song Cheater Cheater by Joey & Rory. A Sasunaru, Itanaru, implied Sasusaku.

Dark Desire's: Harry Potter, mourning the loss of Pack, makes his way to St. Louis, hoping for anonomity. But he's Harry Potter, and he should have know better. Anita Blake/Harry Potter Crossover, Anita Bashing, and it is SLASH! YAOI! SHOUNIN-AI! Whatever you want to call it.

Roleplaying sites!

Alright, my friend and I created a roleplaying site, so go check it out! Here's our stuff.

Come and join The Old Battle Element!

We are a non-twilight vampire, werewolf, and human roleplay. Our plot is well thought out, and our site was worked on for a while. We are brand new, with three staff member positions still open. We have many places to roleplay, and are still up for any suggestions that might improve the site. We would love to have you join us here at TOBE.

There are four sides. The Council and Task Force, The Killers, The Forsaken, and The Humans. The Council created the Task Force, and are the rulers of werewolves and vampires alike. They are made up of ten members, five werewolves and five vampires. They are made up of very old ones and don't feel the need to go to war with the humans at all, and still believe that they can live peacefully with the humans. However, the Killers are of the opposite school of thought. They are the ones who reject the Council's teachings and think that all Humans need to be enslaved, mostly due to things that happened in their past, or to their friends, family, or lovers. The Humans are mostly hoping to be left out of it, but there are a sworn few who fight against the things that go bump in the night. The Council have called upon a Task Force. The first one was created to stop the Killers from harming humans, and ruining the bonds between the Vampires, Werewolves, and Humans. However, they were given the perfect chance, and they gave it up, thus becoming exiled, and Forsaken. However, a second Task Force was created, and were told to use lethal force. This is horrible news for both the Killers, and the Forsaken. When the Forsaken are unsure of their alliance, and the four sides finally clash, what bonds will be broken?

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Those annoying curse things, because I'm a superstitious little bitch.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Yeah, I write a lotta oneshots, so what? Anyway, just wanted to thank my reviewers for, well, reviewing. Yeah, I'm brilliant, aren't I? Oh, btw my email adress is Andrea_Potter95@hotmail.com in case you wanted to well, email me. Yeah, I have a bad habit of stating the obvious, so what?!