Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Glee, and Wrestling.
Yup, I changed my profile. Shocker, right? But I've changed, and my tastes have changed as well, so I suppose it makes sense. So, here we go.
Sports, although mostly American Football
And much, much more!
And again, much more. It's rather sad that I dislike so many things, actually.
I hate them, I really do. I'm amazed by the people who can laugh about them and brush them off, because I can't. When people are cruel to you, it hurts. Period. But it also pisses me off, because they're hiding behind a computer screen. So, if you flame me? I will be very sad. Mind you, it probably won't do anything, but I'll be sad, and probably kill someone in my story to make me feel better. Yes, 'tis sad, but I take it out on my characters when someone makes me angry. :D
Fanfiction in general? I love it. It makes me happy, especially when people review my stories. Yes, that was indeed a hint! Anyway, I love it, but I'm starting to really dislike this site. This is supposed to be a place where our creativity can run free, but so many excellent stories have been taken down because of 'ratings'. Yeah, because using an age filter is entirely too hard. -_- No comment.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
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Little Green Eyed Girl, By Salaphina
Little green eyed girl sits on the sidewalk
Staring at the markings written with chalk
Her soul so young and unknowingly tainted
She thinks back to when her mother fainted
After her father had viciously struck out at her
As the little girls vision became a watery blur
Her eyes filled to the brim with salty tears
She heard her dad call out for more beers
In her too young heart she felt too old pains
Hatred welled and flowed through her veins
Why did her mother not leave this place?
Instead of trying to hide the bruises on her face
She stood as she heard another fight break out
She walked past the room in which she heard a shout
She went slowly to the closet where it was kept
These thoughts before through her mind had swept
She went back to the room that held the horrid man
To help her mother she would do what she can
AN IMPORTANT POEM!! PLEASE STOP AND READ!!
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I’m lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
I’m sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
One message: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
Hush, little sister
I can see your arms
I know you scream
I can see the way
I know that people
Hey, little sister
You see, little sister
He screamed at me
You know, little sister
But hush, little sister
I'm sorry little sister
Uh oh little sister
Hush little sister
CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.
IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!
REAL FRIEND TEST !
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real
A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real friend
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
If life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell him to not be so cheap next time.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
Common sence is the most uncommon thing in the world.
Fear is a good thing; it means you're paying attention.
Blind terror can easily pass as courage in a fight.
Never look back, never regret, never remember the people you've met, never begin and never end, never say never when it comes to a friend.
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it...
A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
Stress: A condition caused by repressing the body's desire to strangle the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think.
Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until she's in hot water. -Eleanor Roosevelt
"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, secretions spit out of every gland and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body wight. It's violent, it's ugly and it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Do you know that women can have an hour long orgasm?" -Dr. Allison Cameron - House, M.D.
"Life with men is like a deck of cards... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards." -Unknown
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
If I won't be myself, who will?
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Sometimes we put up walls. Not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
Translations://www.fanfiction.net/s/5194691/1/ Pomme Violette graciously offered to translate Avada Kedavera Eyes into French, so if you can read in French, go read it and give her props! This is, obviously, the link.
Andrea Potter and the Vampires Curse: Andrea Potter is a tomboy who is forced by Albus Dumbledore to become a Vampire Lord's Consort for a week, in a show of good faith. During this week she has to decide, does she want to help a turncoat world defeat Voldemort, or stay with the one man who has shown her love and compassion? Status:Complete
Chances Missed: Casseopia Black, Lily Potter, and Molly Weasley react badly when they find out that their son's have diverged from the paths layed out for them. ONESHOT
Scars: Ron Weasley goes off on the idiot of a Minister for saying that out of all his scars, hence the name, that the one on Harry's forehead is the most important one. ONESHOT
Courage: Harry tells everyone what courage truly is, and exactly where they can stick their stupid awards. A oneshot to let everyone know I'm alive.ONESHOT
Avada Kedavera Eyes: Everyone thinks about Harry Potter's traitorous eyes.ONESHOT
Cheater Cheater: A story based on the song Cheater Cheater by Joey & Rory. A Sasunaru, Itanaru, implied Sasusaku.
Dark Desire's: Harry Potter, mourning the loss of Pack, makes his way to St. Louis, hoping for anonomity. But he's Harry Potter, and he should have know better. Anita Blake/Harry Potter Crossover, Anita Bashing, and it is SLASH! YAOI! SHOUNIN-AI! Whatever you want to call it.
Put this on your
Those annoying curse things, because I'm a superstitious little bitch.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia
The girl slowly came upon this one
It had creatures in the background and the man
She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.
Right then, an instant message came up.
SatanStalker: So how do u like my
XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??
SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??
SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.
XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
SatanStalker: I just do.
Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.
Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.
At the time the girl was wearing high
She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.
SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
They were in shock.
Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
SatanStalker: I am.
SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.
SatanStalker: Your screen name says
SatanStalker has just signed off.
The girl and her friend were really
friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.
They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.
All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.
Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
She goes and knocks but no one said
she opens it and finds her friend there on
her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.
If you do not repost this in the next two
one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?
Repost or you are going to die.
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