Hahaha, I'm lame. xD No, actually, I'm ChalkMuffins. You can opt to call me that or Jessie. Yes, I'm female. xD Uhhmm... I used to be Kingdom Hearts Lover & used to have a story called Crazy Kind of Crush with Joe Jonas as the OC's love. xD Yeeeah... it got deleted. If you wanna see it, I still have it on Mibba under the account name I used to have. Hmm... I'm very inconsistent with my writing & I can only write if I have inspiration. I get inspiration from the weirdest places. xD Washing dishes, doodling in English, falling asleep at church. xD Etc, etc. If anyone wants me to continue CKoC (which I just realized spells 'cock' if you rearrange the letters... sigh, I've been using that abbreviation for so long too) please tell me. I might take you up on that offer.

Anime/Manga I am, to say the least, in love with: Bleach, Naruto, Code Geass, Full Metal Alchemist, Hana-Kimi, Fruits Basket, Rurouni Kenshin, Ayashi no Ceres, Elfen Lied, Ouran High School Host Club, ANYTHING Hayao Miyazaki, Prince of Tennis, & Inuyasha

Those are my absolute favorites. Like, ever. The bolded ones are my current super obsessions. There's more that I'm like 'eh' about but these are like, always and forever. x3 But I would love-love-LOVE recommendations. No joke, I have absolutely no life, so I spend a lot of time on manga & anime.

Other stuff I love, like, forever and ever. More than the stuff I already listed: Harry Potter (indefinitely) & Kingdom Hearts (unquestionably) & the Inkheart trilogy (undoubtedly) & Tales of Symphonia (interminably)

What I will NEVER read unless it's VERY well written: Twilight

I could not possibly list all the pairings I love. It changes on a daily basis. (Like my moods... gah, I'm such a girl.) I do, however, read everything. And I mean everything. Sweet, rated k stuff. Gory, destructive stuff. Limes & lemons, even yaoi or yuri. I'm 100 percent straight, but a good story is a good story. I can never pass one up. Even if I don't support a certain pairing or I don't agree with certain stuff, I'll read it just cause I'm incredibly nosy and curious. xD I would never flame someone for not believing in what I do, though. So long as they don't flame me first. Cause people should really treat others the way they wanna be treated. Idiots.

"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it."

Yeah, Voltaire totally had the idea down. 8D Modernly though, the way I mean it is if I don't like what you have to say, I'll not say anything or I'll start up a legit argument. I'm not gonna be a jerk and totally cut you down and flame you. I'll probably get super pissed at whoever flames anyone. & then super hatemail them, cause I'm crazy like that. Besides, if we argue you could possibly sway me. I LOVE arguing. SO MUCH hahahah. So much fun. If I can't come up with valid points against what you have to say, chances are I'll end up relenting and maybe eventually agreeing with you. Seriously, not many things get me truly hyped up like a good argument. Gah, I'm such a nerd. xD Anyways, my point is, don't flame. Argue. With big words. Makes you sound smarter. ;D

And never hesitate to message me about anything. I'm on like, all the time. xD

I would really love it if someone asked me to write something. I love a challenge. xD

Any pairing, it could be a crossover if you want. Except I gotta know the anime/manga/show/etc. hahahah. Durr. xP

But seriously, if you wanna see something, and you don't mind if it's done badly (sorry if it is. -.-;;) ask me to write it.

I will for sure get around to it within a week. Promise. :)

Dec 2, 09 5:57-ish PM: Two updates on 生命の学習 again! No worries, I didn't fall off the side of the Earth! :) I'm just lazy and in a bit of a slump. D:

Oct 11, 09 8:44-ish PM: Two updates on 生命の学習. GO. READ. ARGH. LALALALALA!

Sep 28, 09 1:00-ish AM: 生命の学習 was just updated. Go read my new one-shot! DO IT. RIGHT NOW. AHHHHHHHHHHH. AHHH. AH...

AHHHH... shut up. It's 1 in the morning and I gotta get up in 5 hours and but I can't sleep. Dx