I'M BAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKK!! 4 MONTHS WITHOUT INTERNET. I WILL BE UPDATING LIKE MAD FROM NOW ON!

ti amo

my name is samantha jeanne

prefer sammie. sam. sam-i-am or samma-lamma

personal: my name is sammie. i currently live in las vegas. i'm a huge fan of the SD chargers. they're my boys. i do a LOT of writing and reading, which take up every ounce of time i have. plus going to school and taking AP courses i barely have time to breath. i do my best to keep up with my stories, but it gets hard when you have a stone wall around your brain. HAHA!! i spend about 6-8 hours on the computer everyday. i can't live without my computer. it's my life. sad isn't it? i usually get my inspiration from music and stories or dreams i've read, been told, or experienced. i have been writing for a couple years, mostly stories i want to one day get published. i also have another website where i post. i will most likely be posting those stories on this site sometime soon. um...i'm kinda short, got blue eyes and what my friends think is a pretty smile. YEA RIGHT!! i do speak my mind courtesy of my dad's side, but there are times when i don't even say anything courtesy of my mom's side. i sometimes act like a wild child, but only in certain company. some people don't like my wild side. hehe.

My favorite show is CSI and my favorite musical is RENT.

all in all...my favorite anime is Ouran High School...i also love the shows. hunny is the cutest thing ever since puppies. i mostly love the twins...damn i want to be with them. they are so f-ing hot...i just want a threesome with them...hehehehehehe...j/k...well not really. hahaha! anyway, i totally love the anime and i think i'm going to write a few stories about them. but don't expect any big stories...i'm done with those...i mostly write one shots now. anyway...that's me and my opinion.

The Idiot's Guide to Flaming

Here it is ladies and gentlemen. I am going to personally hand out some tips on how to properly flame.

Now I will admit that I've only ever been flamed once, but let me tell you that it was a sore disappointment. I was waiting for my first flame and then when it came, it was a complete flop. I've seen an awful lot of poorly executed flames here and there and I think it's about time that people start spreading the word on proper flaming before one of these idiots hurts themselves. So here are the basic rules:

1) Please have a point. I can't stress this enough people. If you think something sucks, there has to be a reason. If you have no point then there's no point in reading your review.

2) Post some literary venture of your own before you attempt a flame. Think of it as your resume. We need to see some credentials damn it! You can't just walk in off the street! How do we know if you're qualified to be making this judgment? We can't let people go around writing these things all willy-nilly. (If nothing else, it's bad form not give us something we can flame you back for.)

3) Check your spelling and grammar. There's nothing worse then making a bunch of grammatical errors right in the middle of telling someone else what's wrong with their writing. You lose all credibility. Yeah... You hear that?... They're laughing at you!

4) Do it with style. You've heard the saying, I'm sure. 'If a thing is worth doing it's worth doing well.' If you're actually going to take the time to cut someone down, the least you could do is get their attention. A simple 'duh... it sucks George' is not gonna cut it. Seriously. If you intend to be mean, then at least try to come off like the villain, and not like one of his nameless henchmen. (think scathing)

5) Read summary warnings. Trust me. You don't want to go ripping on people for content that you were clearly warned about. That honestly only makes you look like an idiot. Wait, what's that?... Oh, they're laughing at you again!

6) Throw in some amusing word play. When you step into the arena baby, you want to show off your skills. A truly good flame entertains the crowd. That way people don't just plain hate you outright. You want them to almost look forward to more of your acerbic wit.

There they are. Please feel free to rip them off and post them where ever the hell you like. Don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything that you think should be added to the list as well. I may think of some more later myself. Invariably you think of more of them when you happen to see a poorly executed flame. It's a real problem and we need to get people educated on the issue.
Thank you for taking the time to review the facts.

I'd like to finish with a moment of silence for all the poor, lame little flames out there who never really had a chance...

-courtesy of Yaoifreak01

1. Draco Malfoy
2. Blaise Zabini
3. Charlie Weasley
4. Harry Potter
5. Severus Snape
6. Hermione Granger
7. Oliver Wood
8. Cedric Diggory
9. Remus Lupin
10. Bill Weasley
11. Fred/George Weasley
12. Ginny Weasley

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Hermione & Fred/George : I have read a fanfic on them. In fact I've read several. Many including threesomes between them all. VERY HOT!!

02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Harry Potter: Ehhhh...he's okay

03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Ginny gets Cedric pregnant: IDK! The world would probably wonder how that happened and then Lord Voldemort would take over the world.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Remus Lupin: There are some interesting ones of him and Severus. I can't think of any now, but look them up. The two together is erotic.

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Blaise and Hermione : They probably would. I've read some fics where they make a really excellent couple.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Severus/Remus or Severus/Bill : how about all three? There is a fanfic out there with all three. Try and find it. It's hot. But I prefer Severus/Remus.

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Oliver walks in on Blaise & Ginny : He would ask to join in

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Charlie and Bill: Charlie is back at the Burrow for Christmas. For 3 years he's had an unhealthy infatuation with his older brother Bill. What happens when he sees Bill again, but Bill just happens to be married to Fleur and with a baby on the way?

THIS IS MY STORY. LEAVE IT ALONE!! NO ONE MAY WRITE IT!!

09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Draco & Cedric: There probably is, but I haven't found it yet.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Oliver & Ginny: 'Another Weasley Bites The Dust'

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Harry deflowers Draco: Draco is the Order's captive and Harry has been assigned to get as much information on the Dark Lord as possible from him, by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!!

THIS IS MY STORY TOO. LEAVE IT ALONE!! NO ONE MAY WRITE IT!!

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Oliver Wood slash: I know a few of my friends browse like I do. So it's very possible.

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Charlie Weasley het: yep yep yep

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Fred/George Weasley: Not that I know of

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Blaise & Harry & Severus: Probably not. I can see Blaise & Harry or Severus & Harry or Blaise & Severus, but not all three

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Bill Weasley: "Make me howl!"

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Cedric Diggory: "Killing Me Softly"

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Draco & Hermione & Ginny: Rated M for mature content, femslash, bondage, etc

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Bill & Blaise: "Let's see that snake of yours"

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Severus Snape: Actually ten minutes ago lol

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Hermione: getting taken from behind in the library

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Fred/George shag Remus: They'd do it both ways. Can you say THREESOME?

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Charlie & Oliver: Charlie would top cuz Oliver knows how to ride a broom.

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

"Draco and Remus are in a happy relationship until Remus suddenly runs off with Harry. Draco, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Fred/George and a brief unhappy affair with Ginny, then follows the wise advice of Severus and finds true love with Charlie."

TITLE: "The First Cut Is The Deepest" (and of course Draco would have an UNHAPPY affair with Ginny. He's GAY)

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Oliver & Cedric: HOT HOT HOT!! THEY ARE HOT HOT HOT

STORIES

When Worlds Collide: What happens when your beaten by your dad or when your married to someone you don't love? Hermione and Draco are Head boy and girl. Will their joining rooms bring them closer together. Or will a marriage get in the way of it? Only time will tell...

If you wish to see the dresses that I used for Chapter 15 they are at this website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TCEWS9QKnA

The dresses in Chapter 10 I cannot find. But I will continue looking for them. If I find them, I will certainly post them. If you wish to see the dresses that I used for Chapter 10 they are at this website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJ6Q82-3BpA

Rayne Lilian Granger: It's Rayne's first year at Hogwarts, but she's a transfer from a a school in america. She finally gets to see her sister, but who will she meet that sweeps her off her feet? And what does Cho have to do with any fo it?

OKAY SO YOU ALL PROBABLY NOTICED THIS STORY WAS DELETED!! NO WORRIES!! BUT A FEW FRIENDS OF MINE NOTICED SOME PROBLEMS WITH IT. SO I'VE PULLED IT OFF THE SITE FOR RIGHT NOW TO FIX IT, SO WHEN I'M DONE WITH IT I'LL HAVE IT BACK UP IN NO TIME. I LOVE YOU ALL AND KEEP REVIEWING!! =)

Our Time Is Here: Mitchie returns to Camp Rock, and tensions run high between her, Shane and a new love interest. Camp Rock will never be the same, but who knows...old flames do rekindle. REVIEWS WELCOMED!

My Fabulous Betas

1) xXDark.Lord.MeloniousXx

2) live4ska