| VampiressE12B |
Author has written 57 stories for Twilight, Maximum Ride, Inuyasha, and South Park. Waves, Hi i'm V! Or most others know me by Blixie, but here i'm V. Goes with being a gemini... GO to these links!! More stuff that i do online: My fictionpress account- http://www.fictionpress.com/u/628214/Hehe-Blixie# My joint account with Duskgrowlthevampire- http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1626895/# My deviantart- http://blixiewithwaffles.deviantart.com/ pro pic on there makes me look like a child molester apparently, so i'm planning to get a new one my Youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/Blixiewithwaffles On Facebook i'm Blixie Vam, add me, but send me a message with your screen name on it please so i'll know who you are! Nick Names: V, Delinquent, Blixie, I was here before Twilight was a movie and all that trash these people call writing was uploaded...this place has become a dump. ACTUALLY BOTHER TO COME UP WITH AN INTERESTING PLOT THAT SOMEONE BESIDES YOU WILL WANT TO READ BEFORE YOU PUT IT UP ON HERE! thats all i really have to say on the matter...unless you want to be here for another four hours... Quotes A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!! That, my children, is called a wall. but beware, fore the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Belive me children, for i have attempted this many times before. I am the future of ummpa loommmpas! FEAR ME!! - me. I have no idea why i said that. "You gay hobo." -Alisa. "Pole Pole Pole...BABY BOTTLE POPS! BABY BOTTLE POPS!"-Me and Erica "Thats weat bread isnt it? I know it is. I can see the weatiness."- Daytona "He was hotter as a leprochaun." -Me "I broke up with him! I'm freeee! FRREEEEEEEE!!"- Daytona -VampiressE12B (V) | |||||||||||||
1. Flock Rising » reviewsstupid title. how Max and all met at the school all at different times. this is my firs MR fanfic. not sure what genra it will be yet.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 5,491 - Reviews: 122 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 10-26-072. Going down to south park » reviewslol we cause a fight between Tweek and Craig, fix it, then i kidnap Kyle and Ebsolon beats up Cartmen! Crazy things happen when you visit southpark...South Park - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-25-09 - Tweek T. & Craig T.3. Jail Birds » reviewsMy friends and i go to jail, and see a ceartian pyro bird boy there. Will we push him over the edge?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 3,989 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 8-13-09 - Published: 4-21-084. Kidnapping Fang » reviewshaaha. Me samm and VG is gonna kidnap fang now. Shmiles. Bye bye.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 10,501 - Reviews: 254 - Updated: 5-10-09 - Published: 2-18-085. Get in the car! reviewsa dream i had that involves the flock a flying car and max pushing fang out of said flying car...Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-24-09 - Max & Fang - Complete6. Wakey Wakey » reviewsSequal to After. Basicly it starts with revenge on fang for waking every one up, and turns into WAR! MWAHAHAHHAHAH! i've been drinking coffie again. hehe.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 4-24-09 - Published: 2-1-087. The Iggster in action » reviewsI figured Iggy doesnt get enough love, so this is a story full of oneshots all about somthing stupid and random that our favorite blind pyro bird boy does!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 87 - Updated: 2-24-09 - Published: 4-21-088. Takeover » reviewsmy friends and i have this little club where we had this idea that we're vampires and we take over the world. The fault of our twilght obsession that started three years ago. This is the story version of this strange thing...Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-24-099. Mood Necklace » reviewsTHe Flock are at ella's for Max's birthday and She gets a mood necklace. Purple romance. Orange Frustration Black anger and so on. Longest oneshot i've ever written.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 12-28-08 - Published: 2-18-08 - Complete10. Inuynacho reviewsSoo bored. My first Inuyasha fanfic! YAY! so, its basicly a crackfic that i started one night while i was bored...that turned into...complete...and utter...CHAOS!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-08 - Inuyasha11. Used To reviewsMax and Fang are both having a hard time the first night after the flock splits up. SONGFIC ONESHOTMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete12. Gone reviewsWhen Fang left the flock, Max had a very hard, first night.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-29-08 - Complete13. Trix are for kids! » reviewsI dont even know what this is. I was really bored. But its not a oneshot. Should be funny. Maybe...Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 7-10-0814. They flip and they flop reviewsWHo invented flip flops? Aro of couse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete15. Max Fight reviewsMax and Max II get into a cat or "Bird" fight over fang. Mucho funnyness.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-21-08 - Complete16. Bella Breakdown reviewsWhat if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 6-16-08 - Complete17. Look Up reviewsIts the future. All of human life is missing. But whats this? you see a shadow fall across the sky. If youre looking for human life...look upMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-12-08 - Complete18. Iggy and Gazzy note reviewsSequal to Nudge note.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete19. Cholostophobic reviewsTakes place in MR2 when max is having a little breakdown because of the crowded hallways at school. ONESHOT.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete20. Fang's CHicken reviewsMax wants chicken. Chicken is good. If you want to find out what happens when fang takes Max's share of the chicken and claimes it with a lick Its a weird thing my friends do then read it. NOW. Lol.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete21. Fall to Peices reviewsSonfic. Max and fang get into a fight. Poor birdie kids. Maxs gets a little emotional. Song is fall to peices no duh by Avril Lavigne. kindof sad. Some one help me put it in a better genreMaximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete22. Nudge Note reviewsSequal to Max note. Nudge decides to leave a little note on fang's Blog. lol.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 2-22-08 - Complete23. The Day Crazed Fans Tourtur Killed Lauren Mallory » reviewsThreequle to the Crazed fan serios. we are hiding in the woods after our murder of mike and we now have decided that it is time for lauren to die!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 136 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 9-18-07 - Complete24. Some one That You're With reviewsWhat was fang going through while max was out with sam? well, he was having some more issues. Jelousy issues. I need to learn how to spell jelouse. Seems a little angsty but not really. i dunno.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-16-08 - Complete25. Brother reviewsSoooo, how did fang react to finding out that Ari was Max's brother? This story holds the secret! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! Blame the coffee.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete26. Max Note reviewsmax leaves a little note on fangs blog. Garanteed to make you laugh!Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 2-7-08 - Complete27. ATTACK OF THE SPOONS! reviewsThe flock are Visiting Max's mom and Ella when they go to a movie giving Max some Max time, but what happens when the wind starts to get loud and spooky?Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-6-08 - Complete28. sleep talking reviewsWhat does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 12-30-07 - Complete29. After reviewsAfter the last book. Oneshot. Not too good really. Say the word and i'll delet it.Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete30. Princesses reviewsBella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very.... interesting discussion.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete31. CatNip reviewsMy catnip story. Wrote this about a year ago, it sucked even more than it does now, but its better and i'm finally putting it up.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete32. The fourtune Teller reviewsThe mason family went to a fair in 1903. There they meet a fourtune teller who knows of Edwards destiny.Twilight - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-1-07 - Complete33. Charlie and Rene reviewsBad title. how charlie and renne met.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-9-07 - Complete34. Bella and the Pumpkin Man reviewsBella's Traumatic experience with the evil pumpkin man.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-6-07 - Complete35. Emmett and the Parellell Universe reviewsSequal to emmett and the evil leprochans. couldnt think of a better title,. if you think of one let me know.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-6-07 - Complete36. Just Another Scar reviewsThis song is the product of a shower without music.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-17-07 - Complete37. The day Crazed fans killed tortured Mike Newton » reviewsSequle to killing Jake thing. we kill mike! YAY! Time to kill mike. includes a juicer! WARNING: i will not be held responsible for any juicer night mares.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 93 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-30-07 - Complete38. Emmett and The Evil Leprochans reviewsEmmett meets some EVIL leprochans! what will happen? only the twisted author of coarse! if you review i might make a sequal!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-5-07 - Complete39. The Poem reviewsBella writes a poem during her zombie months that has the faclty upset. has happened to me before! i hate counsalers with a passion! 1 line in the poem that should have been italized, but for some reason wasnt.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 9-3-07 - Complete40. Through Angala's eyes reviewsthis is angeala's pov of when bella came to forks. its short but i'm tired. so get over it. oh and also REVIEW PLEASE!Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete41. Turndown » reviewsBella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete42. The day Crazed fans Tourtured Killed Jacob Black » reviewsMe,under a different name, and some of my freind's,under different names, kill Jacob! Yay! i promised you a story with a blender and this is it! REVIEW! I will not take resposibility for horrible blender nightmares.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 109 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete43. Always There reviewsthis is when Edward moves on, and bella doesnt. i know you hate me for this and that it isnt very good, but keep in mind, this is my first try at angst. be gentle.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 8-13-07 - Complete44. 8 Ways To Make Esme Mad reviewsIt's 8 Ways to make Esme mad. Very bad ways might i add. I dont even know why i posted it. it sucks! but hey, read it any way.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete45. 9 Reasons To Hate Mike Newton reviewsI hope Mike gets hit by a truck. every one already hates him, but i came up with 9 well thought out reasons. Okay, mabey not so well thought out.HAHAHAHAHaTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete46. 12 Ways To Make Jacob Mad reviewsMust i do this every time. 12 ways to make jake mad!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete47. 14 Ways To Make Bella Blush reviewsThese are the WEIRDEST ways i could think of to make Bella blush.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete48. Ways To Upset And Creep Out The Cullens reviewsThese things are supposed to scare people. if these things would not creep you out then i did somthing wrong.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete49. 13 Ways To Make Aro Mad reviewsOkay, I can't garennteesp? that this would make him mad. you tell me. and he scares me. Seriosly! He is CREEPY!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete50. 8 Ways To Make Carlisle Mad reviewsHi people! Let's Make Carlisle mad now,shall we?Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete51. 5 Ways To Make Charlie Mad reviewsOkay, Summarys are useless for people who have no creativity in naming things. You want to make Charlie mad or not? good. Read this.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete52. 7 Ways To Make Alice Mad reviewsRead the title people! The title!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete53. 10 Ways To Avoid Shopping With Alice reviewsBella could use this!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete54. 12 Things To Do To Edward Haters reviewsWARNING: don't actually do these things. it is'nt nice.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete55. 17 Ways To Make Edward Mad reviewsDuh. Title say's it all. 17 ways to make edward mad. not like it is about fluffy bunnies!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete56. Why Edward Won't Change Bella: The Short Version reviewsI wrote this for my friend. it is a quik review of why Edward wont change Bella. I love him too, but i had to write this.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete57. Bella's Threat reviewsPretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 7-23-07 - Complete