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since: 06-28-07, id: 1312187, Profile edited: 07-10-08
Author has written 51 stories for Twilight, and Maximum Ride.

About the icon :

i was bored...so i changed my icon... now its bob... bob tried to steal my icon... haha bob haha!

Revenge is sweet.

Waves, Hi i'm V!

I is soooo bored today. So i updated my profile! yay!! not.

GO to these links!!

Wings of an emo (lol. "Fang")- http://saintsazzle.deviantart.com/art/wings-of-an-emo-39261662

Bella's List (Involves chocolate)- http://fluffy-fuzzy-ears.deviantart.com/art/Bella-s-List-64022193

More stuff that i do online:

My blog- http://vsownlittleworld.blogspot.com/

NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH!! I NOW HAVE A SHARED ACCOUNT WITH DUSKGROWLTHEVAMPIRE! THE NEW NAME IS VandDuskgrowlcatnip. GO ON IT NOW!! WE NEED VOTES ON OUR POLL SO WE CAN START OUR FREAKING STORY! YES A NEWWWWW STORY!! GO WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS, GOD, IDIOT! lol i was just kidding about the whole idiot thing...

Nick Names: Yuoneedhe lp, V, E-rin, The crazy lady, Ferin, OSOEAMCAFJPWTUHLN, Delinquent, Blixie, Flippy

Also, i love to talk to people on this sight, so if any one wants too, please PM me, because i absolutly love email.

These are things I love:

New things that i love

Maximum ride

Twilight

Flip flops

scary stories

laughing

funny icons

and most of all...

Fang!! yeah, him most.lol.

New stuff that i hate

Corn

When my flip flops break

when people run over animals

most of the people at my school

My friends on the site

Cupid's Jinx

Dr Cullen

Intoxicated By His Presence

punkartgurl13

A Burning Comfort

Chaos Ride

Vampgirl122695 (VG)

Quotes

A friend will help you move a body, a BEST friend will help you move the dead body of your ex boyfriend to a ditch on the side of the freeway!!

That, my children, is called a wall. but beware the wall is solid. yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Belive me children, for i have attempted this many times before.

People used to call me names, but thats ok, there dead now.

I am the future of ummpa loommmpas! FEAR ME!! - me. I have no idea why i said that.

"SAM! stop counting your underwear!"

"But its pretty and pink!"

-Me and VG.

"Whose tooth brush is on the floor?"

"Oh sorry, thats mine. wait, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE'S A HAIR ON IT!" -My mom and VG.

"Hand me a pen."

(hands toothbrush mentioned earlier)

"Sam, thats a tooth brush."

"Riiiiigggghhhhttt.." -Me and VG

"You gay hobo." -Alisa.

"Pole Pole Pole...BABY BOTTLE POPS! BABY BOTTLE POPS!"-Me and Erica

"Thats weat bread isnt it? I know it is. I can see the weatiness."- Daytona

"Fang Fang Fang Fang HAHA spoons Fang Fang..."-Me (It goes on and on like that)

"Haha! Ignatius."- Me

Me: Falls in snow bank "Nooooo!! Its eating my brain!

"Your brain is in your foot?"

"As a matter of fact, it is."- Me and VG

"Out of the weird things i find in my pocket my favorite is the cracker my ex-boyfriend put in my pocket a month ago."- Daytona.

"He was hotter as a leprochaun." -Me

"I broke up with him! I'm freeee! FRREEEEEEEE!!"- Daytona

-VampiressE12B

(V)




1. The Iggster in action » reviews
I figured Iggy doesnt get enough love, so this is a story full of oneshots all about somthing stupid and random that our favorite blind pyro bird boy does!
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
2. Jail Birds » reviews
My friends and i go to jail, and see a ceartian pyro bird boy there. Will we push him over the edge?
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 4-21-08
3. Kidnapping Fang » reviews
haaha. Me samm and VG is gonna kidnap fang now. Shmiles. Bye bye.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 7-21-08 - Published: 2-18-08
4. Trix are for kids! reviews
I dont even know what this is. I was really bored. But its not a oneshot. Should be funny. Maybe...
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 7-10-08
5. Wakey Wakey » reviews
Sequal to After. Basicly it starts with revenge on fang for waking every one up, and turns into WAR! MWAHAHAHHAHAH! i've been drinking coffie again. hehe.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-10-08 - Published: 2-1-08
6. They flip and they flop reviews
WHo invented flip flops? Aro of couse.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08
7. Max Fight reviews
Max and Max II get into a cat or "Bird" fight over fang. Mucho funnyness.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-21-08 - Published: 6-21-08
8. Bella Breakdown reviews
What if Bella had a mental breakdown right after Edward refused to tell her the truth after he saved her from Tyler's van? Well, we would all be ROTFL hystericly. ONESHOT.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-16-08 - Published: 6-16-08
9. Flock Rising » reviews
stupid title. how Max and all met at the school all at different times. this is my firs MR fanfic. not sure what genra it will be yet.
Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 6-9-08 - Published: 10-26-07
10. Look Up reviews
Its the future. All of human life is missing. But whats this? you see a shadow fall across the sky. If youre looking for human life...look up
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 5-12-08
11. Iggy and Gazzy note reviews
Sequal to Nudge note.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
12. Cholostophobic reviews
Takes place in MR2 when max is having a little breakdown because of the crowded hallways at school. ONESHOT.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
13. Fang's CHicken reviews
Max wants chicken. Chicken is good. If you want to find out what happens when fang takes Max's share of the chicken and claimes it with a lick Its a weird thing my friends do then read it. NOW. Lol.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 4-1-08
14. Fall to Peices reviews
Sonfic. Max and fang get into a fight. Poor birdie kids. Maxs gets a little emotional. Song is fall to peices no duh by Avril Lavigne. kindof sad. Some one help me put it in a better genre
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 3-11-08 - Published: 3-11-08
15. Nudge Note reviews
Sequal to Max note. Nudge decides to leave a little note on fang's Blog. lol.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-22-08 - Published: 2-22-08
16. The Day Crazed Fans Tourtur Killed Lauren Mallory » reviews
Threequle to the Crazed fan serios. we are hiding in the woods after our murder of mike and we now have decided that it is time for lauren to die!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 9-18-07
17. Mood Necklace reviews
THe Flock are at ella's for Max's birthday and She gets a mood necklace. Purple romance. Orange Frustration Black anger and so on. Longest oneshot i've ever written.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-18-08 - Published: 2-18-08
18. Some one That You're With reviews
What was fang going through while max was out with sam? well, he was having some more issues. Jelousy issues. I need to learn how to spell jelouse. Seems a little angsty but not really. i dunno.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-16-08 - Published: 2-16-08
19. Brother reviews
Soooo, how did fang react to finding out that Ari was Max's brother? This story holds the secret! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHAA! Blame the coffee.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-7-08
20. Max Note reviews
max leaves a little note on fangs blog. Garanteed to make you laugh!
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-7-08 - Published: 2-7-08
21. ATTACK OF THE SPOONS! reviews
The flock are Visiting Max's mom and Ella when they go to a movie giving Max some Max time, but what happens when the wind starts to get loud and spooky?
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-6-08 - Published: 2-6-08
22. sleep talking reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 12-30-07 - Published: 12-30-07
23. After reviews
After the last book. Oneshot. Not too good really. Say the word and i'll delet it.
Complete - Maximum Ride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
24. Princesses reviews
Bella, Rosalie, and Alice get into a very.... interesting discussion.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
25. CatNip reviews
My catnip story. Wrote this about a year ago, it sucked even more than it does now, but its better and i'm finally putting it up.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
26. The fourtune Teller reviews
The mason family went to a fair in 1903. There they meet a fourtune teller who knows of Edwards destiny.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-1-07 - Published: 12-1-07
27. Charlie and Rene reviews
Bad title. how charlie and renne met.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 10-9-07
28. Bella and the Pumpkin Man reviews
Bella's Traumatic experience with the evil pumpkin man.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 10-6-07
29. Emmett and the Parellell Universe reviews
Sequal to emmett and the evil leprochans. couldnt think of a better title,. if you think of one let me know.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-6-07 - Published: 10-6-07
30. Just Another Scar reviews
This song is the product of a shower without music.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-17-07 - Published: 9-17-07
31. The day Crazed fans killed tortured Mike Newton » reviews
Sequle to killing Jake thing. we kill mike! YAY! Time to kill mike. includes a juicer! WARNING: i will not be held responsible for any juicer night mares.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-13-07 - Published: 8-30-07
32. Emmett and The Evil Leprochans reviews
Emmett meets some EVIL leprochans! what will happen? only the twisted author of coarse! if you review i might make a sequal!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 9-5-07
33. The Poem reviews
Bella writes a poem during her zombie months that has the faclty upset. has happened to me before! i hate counsalers with a passion! 1 line in the poem that should have been italized, but for some reason wasnt.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 9-3-07 - Published: 9-3-07
34. Through Angala's eyes reviews
this is angeala's pov of when bella came to forks. its short but i'm tired. so get over it. oh and also REVIEW PLEASE!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 9-1-07
35. Turndown » reviews
Bella said that it was obvios that Edward Turned Jessica down. What do you think this is about? a little bit of Jess fluff at the end. who ever gives jessica fluff? Me. she deserves a little.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 189 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 7-23-07
36. The day Crazed fans Tourtured Killed Jacob Black » reviews
Me,under a different name, and some of my freind's,under different names, kill Jacob! Yay! i promised you a story with a blender and this is it! REVIEW! I will not take resposibility for horrible blender nightmares.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 8-28-07 - Published: 8-11-07
37. Always There reviews
this is when Edward moves on, and bella doesnt. i know you hate me for this and that it isnt very good, but keep in mind, this is my first try at angst. be gentle.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 8-13-07 - Published: 8-13-07
38. 8 Ways To Make Esme Mad reviews
It's 8 Ways to make Esme mad. Very bad ways might i add. I dont even know why i posted it. it sucks! but hey, read it any way.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 139 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
39. 9 Reasons To Hate Mike Newton reviews
I hope Mike gets hit by a truck. every one already hates him, but i came up with 9 well thought out reasons. Okay, mabey not so well thought out.HAHAHAHAHa
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
40. 12 Ways To Make Jacob Mad reviews
Must i do this every time. 12 ways to make jake mad!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
41. 14 Ways To Make Bella Blush reviews
These are the WEIRDEST ways i could think of to make Bella blush.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 211 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
42. Ways To Upset And Creep Out The Cullens reviews
These things are supposed to scare people. if these things would not creep you out then i did somthing wrong.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
43. 13 Ways To Make Aro Mad reviews
Okay, I can't garennteesp? that this would make him mad. you tell me. and he scares me. Seriosly! He is CREEPY!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
44. 8 Ways To Make Carlisle Mad reviews
Hi people! Let's Make Carlisle mad now,shall we?
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
45. 5 Ways To Make Charlie Mad reviews
Okay, Summarys are useless for people who have no creativity in naming things. You want to make Charlie mad or not? good. Read this.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
46. 7 Ways To Make Alice Mad reviews
Read the title people! The title!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
47. 10 Ways To Avoid Shopping With Alice reviews
Bella could use this!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
48. 12 Things To Do To Edward Haters reviews
WARNING: don't actually do these things. it is'nt nice.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
49. 17 Ways To Make Edward Mad reviews
Duh. Title say's it all. 17 ways to make edward mad. not like it is about fluffy bunnies!
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 199 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
50. Why Edward Won't Change Bella: The Short Version reviews
I wrote this for my friend. it is a quik review of why Edward wont change Bella. I love him too, but i had to write this.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
51. Bella's Threat reviews
Pretty much, it's Bella threating Stephenie Meyer to get Edward to change her in Eclipse.
Complete - Twilight - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-23-07 - Published: 7-23-07
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