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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into your profile
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If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you think that David Yates SHOULD NOT direct Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and Chris Columbus should, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever thought about someone not realizing you were smiling the whole time copy and paste this into your profile.
"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."
"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."
"Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in."
If you like walking out the 'in' door copy and paste
"Sometimes I wonder 'why is the frisbee getting bigger?' then I get hit in the face."
"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide."
"I was gifted but the psyciatrist took away my super powers."
"Insanity is my only means of relaxation."
Palm reader: "-gasp- You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
"In a world of nonsence, everything something is, it isn't, everything it would be wouldn't, and everything it would be, was."
"Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it..."
"I can resist anything but temptation."
"All those who have telekinesis, raise my hand."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"If at first you don't succeed, sky diving isn't for you."
"Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that."
"Have you ever wondered if this world is another world's hell?"
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse doesn't get squished
EMO=Extravagantly Made Origami
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.
Well, im a pacifist, but when the revolution comes, I'll destroy all of you... except you joey
Kayla ate my last stick of gum. So I killed her... do you think that was wrong?
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make on of them pretty.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Music is love in search of word.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
What's the point of having a giant paper clip if you won't use it for world domination?
They say "guns dont kill , people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people
So, if guns kill people can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
children in the dark make accidents. accidents in the dark make children
closed minds always seem to be connected to open mouths
yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet
cute but psycho. things even out
save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate.
Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend
tell the truth and run
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures?
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends
if superman is bulletproof? why does he duck when you throw the gun at him?
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
ever noticed that 'mother in law' rearanged, spelles 'woman hitler'?
i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there
money can't buy happiness. it just buys everything you need to acheive it.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
between two evils, i always pick the one I've never tried
shit happens. but mostly to me, so dont worry
shut up voices! or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!
whoever said nothings impossible, never tried skydiving without a parachute. or maybe they did. I mean we never really met whoever said it, did we?
smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to
i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept!
therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide
why get high when there are other ways to achieve a smug sence of superiority- sarcasm: the ultimate anti-drug
caution I tend to make wierd faces.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
life is all about ass. everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or simply just being one.
why do people always say life is short. life is the longest damn thing you can do.
my duck will kick your duckie's rear!
oops! did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?
I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind! but not my brain. I need that
nobody is perfect. I am nobody
if everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something
you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump of a cliff, i laugh even harder
All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
I've heard that its possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it
No I won't go to hell! it has a restraining order against me
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
'it's always the last place you look'. well of course it is! why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!
-when Life gives you lemons, through them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons?
The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.
Come join the dark side. (We have Edward Cullen and the Cullen family!!)
"Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it."
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else"
"Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not."
"Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?"
"What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy."
"A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'"
If you think that dumb girl from the Eggo commercial should just give her father some freakin' waffles already, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, copy this and paste it onto your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile
When you fall: A friend helps you up; a best friend keeps walking and says,"Walk much dumbass?"
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eyes.
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.
Somebody needs a Happy Meal.
When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!
News from the file marked "DUH"
Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I LIKE TO PARTY so I MUST be an alcoholic slut
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.
Did you just call me a beach? Because a beach is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile.
If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped up the stairs, copy this into your profile!
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
(")_(") : This is Bunny. Copy this and paste it into your profile and help bunny gain world domination!
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.
If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you're nocternal copy and paste this in your profile.
If you agree, that purple bunnies with sporks WILL rule the world, copy and paste this into your profile
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If neopets is your guilty passtime copy this into your profile
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. 4 percent would be in hosipital trying not to breathe. 2 percent would be unsure whether to breathe or not. One percent would be crying over those who died. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the other 1 percent laughing your butt off.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile
Bad spellers of the world UNTIE! If you are a bad speller and proud of it copy this to your profilee.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a glass door, copy and paste this into your profile.
happy fudge day if you like fudge day copy and paste this into your profile
If you dont think everything oprah or dr. phil say is true, and dont watch them religiously, or maybe even never at all, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like wearing black, but hate it when people call you goth or emo BECAUSE YOU ARENT! copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe some teachers are seriously prejudiced, copy and paste this to your profile.
If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you (STUPID LOCKER!) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think having wings would be one of the COOLEST THINGS EVER, copy this to your profile.
If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly planning world domination (you're all welcome to join me by the way) copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste to your own, copy and paste this already!
If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe homophobia is wrong, repost this to your profile.
If you have ever run down an up escelator or vice versa, copy this to your profile.
If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one to your profile.
If your profile is long, recopy this and make it even longer.
If you have a tendancy to talk to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
Chocolate is YUMMY! If you are a chocoholic, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, repost this in your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards before, copy and past this to your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress, snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, GodricsPhoenix
If you've had at least two friends back away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot... or not. A recent study found that the actual number was 42 percent. Copy and paste this to your profile if you are one of the... 1, 2... 58 percent that hasn't, and spread the truth.
If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that life without computers is practically worthless, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that has said pull or vise versa, paste this on your profile.
If there are times where you like to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate obnoxious snobby people, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm bored... If your bored, then copy and paste this to your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do.
If for some reason you have ever laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever read something and had something a teacher said the next day remind you of what you read to the point where you burst into outragous stifled laughterand had your "peers" look at you strangely or point and laugh at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!
If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this to your profile.
If you should actually be doing homework right now, copy this to your profile.
If you are against any kind of abuse, copy this to your profile.
If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Math(or your Math teacher for giving you Saturday School!!) with a passion, copy and paste this to your profile (and I will be your similarily math-hating friend)
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.
If you never know what day of the week it is copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been called insane multiple times by multiple people and yet you still deny your insanity copy and paste this into your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just buy the Lucky Charms and stop chasing the wierdo leprechaun, copy this to your profile.
If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, Emerald Enchantress.snickerdoodlepurplebunnies, GodricsPhoenix
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are now more scared than ever of dentists, copy this to your profile.
We're not stupid. We know that we're called Gred and Forge."
Fred or George Weasley (Never can tell them apart!), Harry Potter.
Harry Potter, Harry Potter
"Oh, it's you, is it? I suppose you've been doing something dangerous again?"
Poppy Pomfrey to Harry, Harry Potter
"Wow, I wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life?"
The Hero Himself, Harry Potter
"Bad news, Harry. I've just been to see Professor McGonagall about the Firebolt. She - er got a bit shirty with me. Told me I'd got my priorities wrong. Seemed to think I cared more about winning the Cup than I do about youstaying alive. Just because I told her I didn't care if it threw you off, as long as you caught the Snitch first."
Oliver Wood, Harry Potter
"Don't talk to me...Because I want to fix that in my memory forevor, Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing
Ferret."
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
"One person can't feel all of that at once."
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon dosen't mean we all have."
Ron Weasley, then Hermione Granger, Harry Potter
"And from now on, I don't care whether my tea leaves spell die, Ron, die I'm chucking them out in the bin where
they belong."
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
"Well now,"
"-what with Dumbledore gone-"
"-we reckon a bit of meyham-"
"-is just what our new Head deserves."
Gred and Forge Weasley, Harry Potter
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED! DIED RATHER THAN BETRAY YOUR FRIENDS, AS WE
WOULD HAVE DONE FOR YOU!"
Sirius Black to Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter
"If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals."
Sirius Black, Harry Potter
"Poor old Snuffles. He must really like you, Harry... Imagine having to live off rats."
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
"Personally, I'd have welcomed a dementor attack. A deadly struggle for my soul would have broken the
monotony nicely."
Sirius Black, Harry Potter
"An' they haven't invented a spell our Hermione can' do."
Rubeus Hagrid, Harry Potter
"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!"
Harry Potter, Harry Potter
"Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking
out of the back of his head!"
Harry Potter, Harry Potter
"You can't give a Dementor the old one-two!"
"There you go, Harry! You weren't being thick after all -- you were just showing moral fiber!"
Ron Weasley, Harry Potter
"Don't play," said Hermione at once.
"Say you're ill," said Ron.
"Pretend to break your leg," Hermione suggested.
"Really break your leg," said Ron.
Harry Potter
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt!
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CHOCOHOLICS ANONOMYS copy and paste if people have said you need this
I'm also willing to be a beta reader if anyone needs one!! DON'T judge me on the stories I have down there!! PLEASE!!
Ships I LOVE/like
Harry Potter
Harry/Ginny-They're meant for each other!
Hermione/Ron- (See H/G)
Tonks/Remus-I don't write about the deaths of peopole in DH, to me they're still alive!!
Lily/James- DUHHHHHHH!!
Neville/Luna- (See H/G)
Fred/Any girl on the Quidditch team in there 6th or 7th year
Geogre/(See Fred)
Sirius/ OC
Snape/ Anyone to make him happy (everyone diserves love)
Maximum Ride
Fang/Max(DUHHH!! Just kiss him already you tard!!)
Ships I HATE
Harry /Hermione- They're each others never had sibiling! NOT each others lost love!! EWW
Draco and Hermione (I gag at the thought that someone as kind, considerate and hardworking as Hermione could ever end up with an butox like Malfoy. Yes – an BUTOX.)
Draco and Ginny (see Draco/Hermione)
Draco and Harry (EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! That is just a gagger!! Also see Fred and George)
Remus and Sirius (three words, yuk, yuck and YEUCK! Has given me chronic fear of random words that I can't bring myself to type.)
Remus and Hermione (I'm not saying they don't have anything in common, but COME ON! There's 20 years of age difference here!)
Snape and Hermione (You have got to be kidding me. Who's sick mind came up with this?)
Cho and Harry
Tonks and Snape (This scared me so much that it cured my hiccups! I'm serious!)
Ron and Luna
Dumbledore and McGonagall (They’re good friends, sure. But there’s, like, seventy years of age difference, people! Dumbledore would probably die of a heart-attack!)
Snape and Lily (OK, yeah, Snape WAS in love with Lily. That's why Snape's Worst Memory was his WORST memory, why he looks after but hates Harry etcetera etcetera. But Lily didn't love Snape. She didn't even like Snape that much, she just didn't think that he should be bullied by a Pothead. So... yeah... I hate this ship.)
Fred and George (No comment needed, really. Just by looking at these two names under a "ships" section is enough to bring up my breakfast. I mean... ew!)
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