Pen Name: Evil Little Emo Bitch or Tenshi no Yami depending on... something

Name: ...should I give you my real name or will you just use it against me... well!? WILL YOU!?

Nickname: heh heh ..don't have one I'm lame like that

Age: I is 14. woo.

Quirks: I'm just kinda overly random... and paranoid... and my brain malfunctions occasionally so if you wanted to ask about a really strange and random review I wrote to you well... IT'S JUST NOT MY FAULT! ...yeah

RP Character: Neji Hyuuga / Deidara

Stories: Team Baka - Pretty much discontinued 'cause chapter 3 was on my laptop which then died. We may come back to it one day, but don't hold your breath.

Bonjour people! Or person!

I am a crazy-ass person! Woo me! I read Naruto and Maximum Ride fanfics. I wrote like one, but it's not finished and kinda crackish. Plus I have one of those shitty long profiles acoz I get bored and put loads of stuff on here. You don't have to read it if you don't want to. I f you do want to then... YOU'RE A WAFFLY HEAD WITH PURPLE FLIP FLOPS!! FEAR THE RANDOMNESS!! w00t .

Definition - Fancy: In the UK to be sexually attracted to or to desire. Also a tea cake.

lol =3 That's my sisters personal message. I just thought it was so funny that I had to put it up here.

Favourite Love Sayings:
Love is like a roller coaster; when it's over, you throw up
You know you're in love when you don't wanna fall asleep because your reality is sweeter than any dream could ever be
All we need is love and beer :D
Love is like an ice cream, enjoy it before it melts away
It takes a second to like someone, it takes a minute to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
Love is kind but so very Blind
Mario is to Luigi as I am to you
Love needs two hearts, not just one
Love is like a miracle that no one understands
Don't ever confuse LOVE with LUST. It can break hearts
The path to true love isn't always straight. (This is about morals not sexuality)
True love is like ghosts... everyone talks about it... but very few have actually seen it
The only thing that gets me through the day is knowing that I will see u later on.
There's always one that you will never stop thinking about
Unconventional describes my love for you, Unconditional because there is nothing I won't do.
The way you make me feel, this love is just too real. I'd run miles just to see you smile.
It's ironic, saying I love you is so simple and easy... but meaning it is so hard!

Stuff I've Copied From Other Peoples Profiles Because I'm Not Creative Enough To Think Of Anything Myself:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (many, many times. That is the level of my stupidity)
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you belive that Pluto is awesome and should still be planet because now pluto will have emotional scars then put this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are insane copy and paste this into your profile. (In various ways)
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. (Unfortunately for the amount of people I think should be run over... there may not be enough buses in the world)
If you love goth vampires, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you get excited over a pack of post-it notes as a present, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you won an award for English and didn't realize what it was for until five minutes after you recieved it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you don't understand how people mix up 'there', 'their', and 'they're', copy and paste this to your profile.
If you spend over 20 hours in your room everyday, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your closet is running out of room to hold books, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think there is more to life than 42, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wear brightly colored tights, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you hate Apple technology, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you speak your mind and you don't care what people think about it, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, SarcasticallyTroublesomeGirl, LunarRose73, Evil Little Emo Bitch

(..)'(..),
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your profile to help him achieve World
(")_(") Domination and come join the Dark Side! We have cookies!

We have CHOCOLATE chip cookies!! AND WAFFLES!!

--Girls--
--are-like-apples--
--on-trees.-The-best-ones--
--are-at-the-top-of-the-tree.--
--The-boys-don't-want-to-reach--
--for-the-good-ones-because-they--
--are-afraid-of-falling-and-getting-hurt-
--Instead,-they-get-the-rotten-apples--
-from-the-ground-that-aren't-as-good--
-but-easy-so-the-apples-up-top-think--
-something's-wrong-with-them-when-in-
--reality-they're-amazing.-They-just--
--have-to-wait-for-the-right-boy-to--
--come-along,-the-one-who's--
--brave-enough-to--
--climb-all--
--the-way--
--to-the-top--
--of-the-tree.--

I'm not gay but I believe that people should have equal rights no matter who they share their bed with...
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I'm sure you agree with me when I say we all hate stereotypes... If not then read this and you'll see how stupid you really sound (my thoughts on the statement)
I'm EMO sometimes, so I MUST cut my wrists. (I'm called an emo all the time... I'm too much of a wimp to hurt myself)
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm kind of a loser but i know people who are different who I think are really cool)
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (I speak my mind all the time and I'm nice... I hope)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Nah I just like food... It tastes nice)
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. (I'm just not sure what I believe... I still don't want to do horrible things)
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (nah I think drugs are icky. I don't take drugs... I'm not an idiot)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (I know so much that my brain has nearly melted from too much information... ew)
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (I'm not a goth! Bright colours just hurt my eyes)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (I'm like the smartest person in my class... what's on your head has nothing to do with what's inside it)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (I resent that... I have a little bit of a social life)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. (What's wrong with my hair being blue? I just like the colour)
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. (Seriously... the clothes are cool. I don't care if people notice them or not)
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (I just kinda... don't like either gender. Ew.)
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. (Read above people!)
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. (Well, I kinda am. But lots of people who are virgins that I know, are extremely over-sexual)
I don’t like the SUN, so I MUST worship Satan. (It just hurts my eyes. I don't even believe in Satan)
See what I mean? Hopefully I've changed your opinion on stereotypes. If not... you're just an idiot and you should not be permitted to live on this planet we call earth.

Conversations

1. My ex: d'you ever wonder what life would be like without cheese?

Me: uh, no

My ex: nor me

2. Matt (to a year 7): You fuck men!

Me (to Matt): You fuck men!

Matt: Correction, I get fucked by men.

I am now officially a member of the Galaxy Pirates crew. GO ME! The Galaxy Pirates written by FoCuSyOuRmInD. Woo. So... yeah join if u want... or not if u don't... or whatever I really don't care... much.

This website s funny. I would paste the stuff on it on my page but there's just too much. And to be honest I'm just too lazy.

http://www.columbia.edu/~sss31/rainbow/tel.messages.html