Well this totally sucks. Some how my entire profile is gone. WAAAAA! So now I'm starting it over. Did I mention WAAAAA!

Okay. So my name is Kai or Kylie and I'll be a fresmen in high school this year. I am totally crazy and that's why most of my stories are funny ones. I am experimenting with my first serious story called Heartbeat. I really hope that everyone who's reading it like it and don't want to kill me for even trying to write such a thing. I love writting and I absoulty love Twilight. Edward Cullen is a sexy beast. Okay, I'm done drowling over him. I'll try to see if I can put more on my profile but I don't know how my free time I'll actually have. I apologize to those of you who have read any of my stories that said you could see pictures from that story on my profile because when my profile was myseriously deleted it took those pictures with it. So sorry!! Oh and fyi my sn is WasperJithlock and I just want to explain how I got that name to you. Basically its just Jasper Witlock but you switch around the J and the W. Except when my friend made it up we thought his last name was Withlock. So yeah. That explains that.

Basic info about me:

Gender: Female

Hair color: Blonde

Eye color: Green

Height: 5'7''

Weight: PSH!! Like I'd actually tell you?! HAHAHAHAHA!

Favorite Books: Twilight series, The Host, The Truth about Forever, This Lullaby, basically any book by Sarah Dessen, Megan Meade's Guide to the MacGowan Boys, The Clique series, When It Happens, any book by Jane Austin.

Favorite Movies: Titanic, A Walk to Remember, Ladder 49, The Guardian, 27 Dresses, and oh gosh I just had a brain fart but theres many more movies that I love.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this in your profile if you'd be part of the 8 laughing you ass off.

I like eggs. Tigers are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN-- are made for each other and that, no matter how awesomely awesome Jack Sparrow may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

EMO kids have cool hair.

EMO=Extravagantly Made Oragami

BEARS=Butt Extremely Annoying Retard Scientists

At first I wondered why God made you, then I realized even God makes mistakes

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormus caterpillar.

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

Something different means the world to everybody, and nobody knows whose smile will light, whose glance may shatter it, or what will end it.

Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.

FYI: you are NOT bringing sexy back.you don't determine who has more fun by the colour of their hair,orange is NOT the new pink, and no, my mom DIDN'T do that. so STFU

YOUTUBE myspace and I'll Google your YAHOO

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back

Let's flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

I so rock.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mam saying you can still keep it.

I think I could be madly in like with you.

I win! You suck! I rule all! A mini-wave in celebration of me!

Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Why are the Force and ductape the same?-Both have a light and dark side and hold the universe together.

Don't hate yourself in the morning-sleep till noon.

Somebody needs a Happy Meal.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

Supported by the Mafia...You hit me, We hit you

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

News from the file marked "DUH"

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

I think you're breaking my Gay-dar

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again

Behind every bitch there's a guy that made her that way

My heart is not a playground

I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms

Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT

RAWR I'm a DROKASAUR

El Retard.

Emo kids have cool hair

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complament.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thnaks for embracing it.

EHMAGAWD

I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.

The wasting of finite resources is everyone's busness!

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I intrest you in a sarcastic comment?

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

Life is all about ass. Everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a pice of it, or simply, just bing one.

You're just jealous because we act retarted in public and people still love us!

You're intoxocated by my vary presence

My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN"

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

The problem with love is that you can love anyone you want, but so can he.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I know I'm a sexy penguin

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

My head is saying "Who cares?" but my heart is saying "You do stupid!"

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I often break out with random dance moves

Words start with ABC, Songs start with DO RA ME, Love starts with YOU AND ME. "

Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorious. But not so much tastey!

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

Be a loser! Because being cool is soo overrated!

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

You shouldn't say "I love you." unless you mean it. But if you do mean it, you should say it often... people forget.

You know your in love when the hardest thing to do is say goodbye.

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Love can come in many different colors.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

Oh him? He just has the most ah-dorable eyes you could ever fall for, and the cutest smile that will take your breath away And he has the ability to make you laugh when the world just wants you to frown.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really going at one thing, staying strong.