Hi I'm Plain Jane Is A Vampire welcome to my profile.

Name:Rachel

Gender: I'm a girl

age: 14

Orientation: Bi, I guess, but really, who cares?

Issue: In June 06 I was addmitted into the hospital, because I have an AVM. An AVM is a mass of viens and arteries and stuff. Mine burst, which is how they found it. For more info on AVM go here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cerebral_arteriovenous_malformation, or PM me. I am finished treatment, and am dealing with the after affects.

Favorite authors/t.v. shows/books/manga/games: J.K. Rowling, Christopher Pike, Charmed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Angel, Night Wold books, Rhapsody, Chidren of the Red King, Harry Potter, The Vampire Chronicles, General Hospital, Dragon Knights, CSI, CSI Miami, Gravitation, FAKE, Vampire Doll, Kingdom Hearts, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, The Deverry Series, Xaiolin Showdown, BLEACH, Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist

I dislike most nonfiction books.

Pairings I Like/Love

Kingdom Hearts: Axel/Roxas, Leon/Cloud, Zexion/Demyx, Sora/Riku, Seifer/Hayner Paine/Rikku, Sora/Roxas, Namine/Kairi, Zexion/Roxas, Marluxia/Vexen

The Deverrey Series: Gwin/Rhodry, Maddyn/Aethan, Rhodry/Salamander

The Suite Life Of Zack and Cody: Zack/Cody, Maddie/London

FAKE: Ryo/Dee, Bikky/Carol, JJ/Drake

Fullmetal Alchemist: Roy/Ed, Ed/Envy, Havoc/Fuery, Ling/Ed

Final Fantasy 7: Cloud/Tifa, Cloud/Zack, Reno/Zack, Reno/Cloud, Reno/Rufus, Reno/Tseng, Reno/Yazoo, Yazoo/Kadaj, Kadaj/Zack, Reno/Yuffie, Yuffie/Vicent, Tseng/Elena

Gravitation: Shuichi/Yuki, Hiro/Suguru, Tohma/Suguru

Gundam Wing/Ac: Heero/Duo, Trowa/Quatre, Wufei/Zechs

Naruto: Gaara/Naruto, Sasori/Deidara, Pein/Konan, Kisame/Itachi, Kakuzu/Hidan, Sasuke/Naruto, Saske/Gaara, Gaara/Neji, Itachi/Kyuubi, Gaara/Deidara,

CSI: Miami: Ryan/Eric

CSI: Greg/Nick, Sara/Grissom

Dragon Knights: Rath/Rune, Thatz/Kitchel

Harry Potter: Harry/Draco, Sirius/Remus, James/Sirius, Fred/George, Ginny/Draco, Seamus/Dean

Children of the Red King: Lysander/Tancred,

Rhapsody: Rhapsody/Achmed

Xaiolin Showdown: Raimundo/Kimiko

Zelda: Link/Sheik, Malon/Zelda

General hospital: Spinelli/Jason

Crossover Pairings: Artemis Fowl x Alex Rider, Greg Sanders x Ryan Wolfe

Pairings I Find Interesting

Star Trek Voyager: Tom/Harry

Kingdom Hearts: Riku/Roxas, Demyx/Axel, Zexion/Namine, Zexion/Sora, Marluxia/Zexion

CSI: Greg/Grissom

BLEACH: Rukia/Ichigo, Renji/Rukia, Ishida/Orohime

LeeAnn

Introducing the VIP who insults me in my head. LeeAnn is my muse and though she refuses to admit it, she loves working for me. (note sarcasm) We mainly just fight, but sometimes she gives me an idea.

Current Stuff

I am currently working on: Chaos in Court chapter four, and a new, unamed Artemis Fowl/Alex Rider crossover. Also a few other oneshots, here and there. Hopefully they will be up soon.

Oh and Nallaora and I are co writing more chapters for for For Me Or For You, my Gravi fic. Nalla's turn readers.

I never intended to write the 15 Things I'm Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts, but now it has a second chapter, so read it if you wish.

A rant about Shrek fanfics

Dudes, it's all Artiexoc, and a lot of them are Mary Sues in my opinion. Why can't Artie be put with a male oc? In fact male ocs are really rare, that's just wrong.

Random, But Possibly Important, Stuff

Quotes

Yunny Death Cake - Ansem Retorts

“Who cares what people think. You cant help what sexual orientation you are or what your heart wants. I say...Fuck them all”. Sasori said with a small laugh.- from The Puppet Next Door by AkatsukiuchihaItachi (How very, very wise)

"Renji! Undress! I said get undressed! Take it off or I'll take it off for you!" - Ichigo - Bleach (oh the yaoi.)

"It's a giant mushroom! Maybe it's friendly!" - Sokka - Avatar

"In my professional medical opinion. You're sick." - Shigure - Fruits Basket

"High School girls! High School girls all for me! High School girls!" - Shigure - Fruits Basket

"I remember, but I don't remember.." Red, That's 70s show.

Crossdressing 101, you say?” Sasori mused aloud. “…I think my brain just broke.” Sasori- Salutation Education- by Novelist Pup

“Sure. Blame it all on the pirates.” - Envy -Isle be Seeing You - by Sectored

“Sorry. What was that? I was distracted by the voices in my head,” - Duo - Worlds Apart- by Bioterrorist

"Guh?" - Duo - Duo's Dilemmas - Nanashi Ni (if you ever get a chance to read this, do so it is very funny) (same with salutation education)

"In the words of Shinigami... guh," - Heero- same as above

What happened to you?"

Slowly Trowa turned and looked at the house of illusions, it was almost as it was watching him too.

"Trowa...?"

"I...fell down the stairs."

"Why are you covered in chocolate?"

"I fell down the stairs into a river of chocolate." Trowa replied, acting almost proud of the lie, like it was believable. -Quatre and Trowa - Chronicles of a Carnival - by Hincaru

"Muffins will rule the world. Muffin Monarchy" -me- in an im conversation with Sarah.

"Fire tastes like bacon.: - Ansem Retorts

"Wait, how do I get the thinky-thoughts to come out of the talky-mouth?" - again Ansem Retorts, funny stuf, aye?

'Count Dooku is sir poops a lot." -me in a conversation with my uncle.

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If you have ever tripped over your own two feet, copy this into your profile.

If you burst out laughing whenever someone says the word 'Serious' or 'Seriously' b/c you love the overused Harry Potter pun...copy and paste this to your profile!!

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile.

Who agrees with me that homophobes are nasty, insensitive people?

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you think that people who call Ginny Weasley a Mary Sue are just being ridiculous, copy this into your profile.

ANTI DRUGS, got it memorizied?

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnouxious preppy people, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you think they should make cherry syrup for cherry milk, copy this into your' profile.

This story is about a little girl who is abused. If you care about it, put it in your profile: My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a thing wrong, or else I'm locked all the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, the house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, my name he calls, I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words. He says it's my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me some more. I finally get free and head for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with bad words still spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it was much too late, his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lay motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, and I am but three. Tonight, my daddy murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Over The Hedge character I am most like: Hammy. We're both really hyper, only when I drink caffine, I don't move so fast the world seems to stop. Sadly :(

Buffy The Vampire Slayer character I am most like: Willow, because not only do we have the witch/wiccan thing, our characters a alot alike too.

Harry Potter character I am most like: Fred or George

The Vampire Chronicles character I am most like: Armand, or Lestat

Twilight Series Character I am most Like: Alice

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Myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=392398886 or click my homepage

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insomniacgaara94 is my aim, add me.

I also have a Gaia and a Youtube, but you can find me there your' self.

yahoo Messenger: rachel_rocks94

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong

If you watch cartoonnetwork/ master control and are a true Shadowmark supporter, copy and paste this into your' profile.

My sides for wars:

ninja vs pirates: pirates

spies vs pirates: spies (ever read Trcksters Choice, by Tamora Pierce?)

mages vs spies: mages

evil bunnies vs evil squirells: bunnies so beat squirells, any day.

Who am I?

I am a warlock, male, who is very glittery. From the Mortal Instruments.

who am I?

If you want to play or have a guess pm me.

End of Profile, For Now At Least.