| Jason Tandro |
Author has written 70 stories for Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X-overs, Final Fantasy IX, Wild Arms, Elder Scroll series, Fable, and Harry Potter. My name is Micah Rodney, though my pen name is Jason Tandro. Jason Tandro is the name of a character from a novel that I am in the midst of writing. My first fanfiction ever was as a kid, when I novelized Final Fantasy VII. Though it was a horrible butchering of the plot, and was only about a hundred pages long. Not that length makes a good story, but a mere hundred pages does not adequately tell a story of that magnitude. Since then, I have written countless fanfictions, and posted the good ones up here for you to read, review, criticize or whatever. For those who are a fan of my Shinra Inc. And series, I have recently created a simple website dedicated to these stories alone, complete with character bios and the order of these stories. Don't miss a single episode! http://shinraincand.webs.com/ Also a member of the Genesis Awards Forums. | |||||||||
1. The Elder Scrolls: Oblivion » reviewsMy novelization of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. The story features nine unique heroes and a storyteller one character from each race , each person tackling a different aspect of life in Cyrodiil, ensuring a very complete retelling of the game.Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-9-13 - Published: 8-17-102. Final Fantasy VII » reviewsThis is a novelization of the game. I take creative liberty with a few minor events, but otherwise my goal is for it to accurately represent the game. See my intro for further explanation and enjoy this novelization.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 140,473 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 2-12-13 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete3. SeeD » reviewsThe assassination failed, the Gardens were destroyed, and the world is two years into the rule of the Galbadian Empire. The prisoners, former members of the mercenary unit SeeD, must now complete the mission they set out to, or die trying.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 27 - Words: 41,900 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 1-6-13 - Published: 7-6-09 - Squall L. & Edea K. - Complete4. Shinra Inc And The Wedding reviewsS4E12- The third and final part of the Season 4 Finale. DevCom is gone, Shinra is saved and Elena and Tseng finally get married.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-19-12 - Complete5. Shinra Inc And The Old Boss reviewsS4E11- The second part of the season 4 finale. While still in space, Rufus is visited by the ghost of his father. The two talk about the downfall of Shinra Inc. and his failure as a father figure. Meanwhile, Hojo has created two new monsters which he claims are for good... while maniacally laughing.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-8-12 - President S. & Rufus - Complete6. Shinra Inc And Space reviewsS4E10- Part one of the three part conclusion to Shinra Inc. And Season 4. The Shinra26 is finally getting launched! The only problem is Rufus wants to sabotage it. When Reeve tries to stop him they accidentally launch the rocket, blasting them and the launch crew into space early. Meanwhile, DevCom CFO Alan has plans for a whole space division which forces Scarlet to quit.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-30-12 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete7. Shinra Inc And Relationships reviewsS4E9- Shinra Inc. is threatened with a lawsuit, plans are finalized for the Shinra 26 launching and two Turk couples come to a conclusion, one ending and one with a proposal.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-23-12 - Tseng & Elena - Complete8. Shinra Inc And MMORPGs reviewsS4E8- Rufus begins playing an MMORPG and sets up a gold-farming operation. We also learn about his net naivety.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-5-12 - Rufus & Elena - Complete9. The Boy Who LivedAR Harry Potter Fic. Of course it was all happening inside his head, but why should that mean that it wasn't real?Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Published: 11-3-12 - Complete10. Shinra Inc And Part-Time Jobs reviewsS4E7- Suggested by semag evol I, this is a story about how the Turks are making ends meet during these tough financial times... and Rude's questionable method of doing so.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-12 - Rude & Cissnei - Complete11. Shinra Inc And ReunionS4E6- The old cast of Shinra Inc. all gets together to celebrate the success of the Shinra 26 being ready to launch and the exciting news about Shinra possibly being revived. But the touchy subject arises; who will lead the new company? Rufus or Reeve?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Published: 7-14-12 - Reeve T. & Rufus - Complete12. Shinra Inc And Cissnei reviewsS4E5- The plans for the new Mako Reactors are revealed, but a couple of obstacles stand in the way of its completion. Reno runs into an old flame.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,399 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-1-12 - Reno & Cissnei - Complete13. Shinra Inc And Hippies reviewsS4E4- Rufus and Reeve work with Teresa and Bosker on developing a new form of energy, even though it means going to Boskers farm and forcing Rufus to deal with something he hates: Hippies.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-1-12 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete14. Shinra Inc And Due Diligence reviewsS4E3- Reeve discusses the past dealings of the company as part of Due Diligence. That's right. I'm doing a clip show. And Rufus reveals the new hope for Shinra Inc, much to Reeve's discomfort.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-28-12 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete15. Shinra Inc And Communism reviewsS4E2- With the merger with DevCom approaching, Midgar is on the verge of a switch to Communism, which causes DevCom to lower their offer. Now Reeve needs Rufus to stop the political tides from turning or else the merger may be halted.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-22-12 - Domino & Don Corneo - Complete16. Shinra Inc and Alternative Energy reviewsS4E1- The first episode of Season 4. Reeve comes up with a possible way to save the company, but he'll need some help. Meanwhile, Mayor Bosker plans a change in Midgar politics and Palmer and Cid try to revive the Space Program.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-13-12 - Reeve T. & Rufus - Complete17. Shinra Inc And Bankruptcy reviewsS3E12- The season 3 finale! A bit shorter than my usual finales, but not really since I consider Amusements and Bankruptcy to be all one finale. The final hours of Shinra Inc. as we know it...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-11 - Reeve T. & Rufus - Complete18. Shinra Inc And Amusements reviewsS3E11- The second to last episode of the season. With the company in financical turmoil, Rufus plans a vacation for the Directorial staff.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,738 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-6-11 - Reeve T. & Rufus - Complete19. Shinra Inc And Hackers reviewsS3E10- The Shinra website is hacked, and the members of Shinra Inc. are about as good as finding out whose behind it as they are at anything else. Includes an amazing ending that is CRUCIAL to understanding every other episode.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-9-11 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete20. Shinra Inc And Cell Phones reviewsS3E9- Inspired by licoriceallsorts, Rufus and the gang compare their phones as Rufus comes up with a plan to monopolize not only electricity but cell phones service.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-30-11 - Rufus & Reeve T.21. Shinra Inc And Walmart reviewsS3E8- Rufus goes on his weekly shopping trip and meets up with his coworkers, learning a bit more about their personal lives than he'd like.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-11 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete22. Shinra Inc And Audition reviewsS3E8- Rufus holds auditions for his second-in-command. Do you really need more than that? The conclusion to the three-parter.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-11 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete23. Shinra Inc And Depression reviewsS3E6- Rufus deals with his depression and Reeve loses the respect of the staff. Stay tuned for Episode 7 for the end of this three-parter!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-2-11 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete24. Shinra Inc And Pointless Achievements reviewsS3E5- Rufus finally hits a major milestone in his social life... but does it bring him the validation he's been seeking his whole life? The first episode to have a direct sequel planned. Be sure to stay tuned for Episode 6!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-8-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete25. Shinra Inc And Halloween Hangover reviewsS3E4- Rufus throws a Halloween party on November 1st. Scarlet's costume raises some eyebrows and half the staff doesn't know how to cope.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-2-10 - Rufus & Scarlet - Complete26. Shinra Inc And Homelessness reviewsS3E3- Rufus learns a lesson about treating the less fortunate with more consideration, and Reeve learns to be less trusting.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-26-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete27. Shinra Inc And DIY reviewsS3E2- Rufus demonstrates how he will devote hours of work to avoid doing work.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-9-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete28. Shinra Inc And The Desert Island reviewsS3E1- The first episode of Season 3! The staff gets stranded on a desert island due to some Hojo-related problems. Some of the staff reveal a little too much of themselves. Reeve snaps.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-3-10 - Rufus & Prof. Hojo - Complete29. Ode To Barnum reviewsFable II. A short comedic poetry piece about the untimely and unmourned death of one of the games most annoying characters. I didn't even mention the damned thesaurus... ugh.Fable - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-18-10 - Barnum - Complete30. Bad MojoMy entry for the GA Summer Fanfic Contest. A cheap crack fic about some bad ganja and the crazy dreams that ensue as a result.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Published: 8-8-10 - Complete31. Shinra Inc And Alcohol reviewsS2E12- The season finale of season 2. An experiment in fanfiction, complete with music, and the whol drinking experience. Get ready to see the absolute worst of the staff!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,065 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-5-10 - Tseng & Elena32. Shinra Inc And The Gay reviewsS2E11- Rufus is convinced that he is catching "the gay" from one of his employees. An employee death match is halted by a single kiss.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-23-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete33. Shinra Inc And Accountability reviewsS2E10- The underwater reactor in Junon erupts causing a massive disturbance to the ecosystem. President Shinra, of course, takes it like a man... a corporate man. ahem BP ahem ahemFinal Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-19-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete34. Shinra Inc And Cyber Stalking reviewsS2E9- Rufus gives an internet "friend" access to his MyFace account. He soon learns a lesson about the dangers of trust on the internet.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-5-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete35. Shinra Inc And Revenge reviewsS2E8- Rufus gets mugged, and we learn something about how he copes with his need for payback.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-11-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete36. Shinra Inc and Benefits reviewsS2E7 The entirety of Shinra Tower going on strike forces Rufus to part with some of his most beloved- and confusing- perks.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-4-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete37. Marlene's Surprise reviewsDuring the Life Day festival, the celebration of the day Avalanche saved the world from Meteor, Marlene learns a lesson about growing up. So does Barret.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,616 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-2-10 - Barret W. & Marlene W. - Complete38. Shinra Inc And Trust reviewsS2E6- Rufus begins to question the loyalty of his staff, as his staff gains complete trust in his insanity.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-28-10 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete39. Shinra Inc And Netiquette reviewsS2E5- When Elena sends a saucy email to Tseng, Rufus decides its time to review company internet use, much to the humiliation of its employees.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-19-10 - Tseng & Elena - Complete40. Shinra Inc And Hotels reviewsS2E4 Rufus treats his staff to a vacation and a stay at a luxury hotel. Can they cope with each other that long?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-14-10 - Heidegger & Palmer - Complete41. Shinra Inc and Stress Management reviewsS2E3- Rufus can't deal with the stress at work, so Elena and Scarlet try to sell him on some New Age remedies.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-4-10 - Rufus & Scarlet - Complete42. Shinra Inc And Time Theft reviewsSeason 2, Episode 2 - When Rufus finds Heidegger slacking off, he decides to re-evaluate the company's Time Theft policy. But is it really just petty theft?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-30-09 - Rufus & Heidegger - Complete43. Yes, It's Christmas Again »My christmas story for this year. One large story-line, told with shorter mini-story segments that take place in the form of dreams or parables. A journey about Rufus's self-discovery, and about how much he hates the holidays.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,646 - Updated: 12-24-09 - Published: 12-20-09 - Rufus44. Shinra Inc And Black Friday reviewsS2E1 The first new story for season 2 of Shinra Inc. And! Rather than have a Thanksgiving story, I've decided to focus on Shinra Inc dealing with the busiest shopping day of the year, and all the chaos that ensues due to the staffs stupidity.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-09 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete45. Shinra Inc And Halloween reviewsA tad late, but this is the final Shinra Inc. And story for the first "season" if you will. I reccomend you read all the other Shinra Inc. stories first, as this story ties them all together and fills in all the loose ends.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,263 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Rufus & Tseng - Complete46. Shinra Inc and The Alien reviewsAfter a UFO crashes just outside Midgar, Rufus and the Shinra Inc. Staff are on location at the greatest scientific discovery of all time. Some handle it more gracefully than others...Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-19-09 - Rufus - Complete47. Shinra Inc and Energy Drinks reviewsRufus decides to put a little bounce in his step with the help of liquid energy... unfortunately, this is very bad for the rest of the staff.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-18-09 - Rufus & Reeve T. - Complete48. Shinra Inc and Sex reviewsJason Tandro is finally giving you what you want. A story that deals with the delicate gender issues and sexual tension that arises in the workplace.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-21-09 - Tseng & Elena - Complete49. Shinra Inc and the Graveyard Shift reviewsTo catch up with boring paperwork, Rufus forces his team to help out Reeve into an all-night party. But are they really cut out for this line of work?Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-2-09 - Complete50. Shinra Inc and The Ghost reviewsA spooky comedy about Shinra Inc.'s protocol for dealing with the supernatural.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-28-09 - Rufus & Palmer - Complete51. Shinra Inc and Birthdays reviewsThe planning for Tseng's birthday party gets derailed with Rufus Shinra's unorthodox cost-cutting solutions.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-20-09 - Rufus & Tseng - Complete52. Shinra Inc And The Conference Call reviewsWith the Shinra Inc. staff all over the world, Rufus discovers the power of webcam! This leads to unwanted revelations about his staff.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-7-09 - Rufus & Scarlet - Complete53. Shinra Inc and Security reviewsAfter an attempt on President Shinra's life, Rufus calls a meeting about security. Too bad the other members of Shinra Inc. barely care.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-11-09 - Rufus & Prof. Hojo - Complete54. Wanted » reviewsAfter saving the world from the demons, Virginia Maxwell and her comrades will learn what it truly means to be a Drifter.Wild Arms - Rated: T - English - Western/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,871 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-11-09 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete55. Shinra Inc and Global Warming reviewsI felt guilty about making fun of liberals with Shinra Goes Green, so I poked fun at the conservatives with Shinra Inc. and Global Warming. The staff of Shinra Inc. discuss a freak heat wave, only to have it open a can of worms.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-27-08 - Rufus & Prof. Hojo - Complete56. Twelve Nights » reviewsThat's right. Jason Tandro is writing 12 short stories about the holidays, all rooted in his previous works. See intro for details.Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,051 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete57. Limit Break » reviewsWhen the Garden crashes against rocks in the middle of the Trabian Ocean, how long before the disaster pushes the members of the Garden to their limits? With food running low and seemingly no hope of rescue, can the military institution maintain order?Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,041 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-26-08 - Published: 6-15-08 - Squall L. & Rinoa H. - Complete58. Shinra Goes Green reviewsI had a crazy idea about how Shinra would act upon the concepts of "going green" that have been plaguing an equally evil corporation: The United States Government.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-7-08 - Rufus & Tseng - Complete59. Score reviewsA magic dragon horn that can grant wishes brings about terrible misfortune to the members of Tantalus.Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-08 - Zidane T. & Ruby - Complete60. The Wrench's Story » reviewsRemember the wrench that fell in the Dollet Satellite Cinema? This story explains how that seemingly unimportant event caused every major event in Final Fantasy 8. 4 Chapters, 1 for each Disc.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,517 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-24-08 - Published: 1-12-08 - Complete61. A Turkish Christmas Party reviewsA cheap short story I wrote in keeping with the commmercial sentimentality of the holiday season. Short and concise, the way I likes them said the fannovel writer XD . Merry Christmas!Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-07 - Reno & Rude - Complete62. AssignmentA story of Reno, doing his job in the most efficient way possible. He has to stop a dangerous criminal before Rocket Town pays the ultimate price.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,598 - Published: 12-10-07 - Reno & Rude - Complete63. Abyss » reviewsThe Sequel To The Secret Lives of Turks. As well as offering more detailed backstory's for the characters, it presents new challenges that they must face. To avoid confusion, it must be pointed out that these chapters do not take place together.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 9-16-07 - Published: 9-8-07 - Complete64. Irvine's Mind » reviewsOkay, so I've changed things a bit. This is now a collection of classic Irvine moments done from his POV. Even in the somber moments of the game, it's a comedy.Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-31-07 - Published: 7-4-07 - Irvine K. - Complete65. The Secret Lives of Turks » reviewsReveals the dark sins and secret regrets of each member of the Turks. We get to see who they are off duty and the secrets they hide from even Shinra.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,588 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 8-29-07 - Published: 8-25-07 - Elena & Reno - Complete66. Final Fantasy Abridged reviewsA complete abridgement of every Final Fantasy from 4 to X2, including Dirge of Cerberus. It's obnoxious, slightly innapropriate and hilarious.Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete67. Instant Message of Death reviewsCloud tries to get a date in a chat room, but all the other members of AVALANCHE as well as Sephiroth himself, get in the way.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-07 - Cloud S. & Sephiroth - Complete68. Highwind MD reviewsor The Idea So Bad, I Had To Pursue It. This is basically what House M.D. would be like with an FF7 cast. It's truly horrible, and the writing is pathetic, but I think it has some funny moments.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-07 - Cid H. - Complete69. One More Round reviewsThe life of a Turk is not an easy one. Starts out humorous and ends rather somber.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-4-07 - Reno & Tseng - Complete70. Day Off reviewsReno, Rude, and Elena are Turks, dark agents of Shinra who do all of their dirty work. But today is different. Today is their day off. And come AVALANCHE, Don Corneo or their own boss, nothing will stop this group from enjoying their day in Wutai.Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-07 - Elena & Reno - Complete