I have written! You will read! ...Please? And review?

My sister and I have created a collaboration account, which you can find here. It's nothing special yet...mostly because ther isn't anything posted yet. Whe we do finally get something put there (as of right now, we have plans for two) I will be sure to let you all know!

The Poll: I'm curious...a lot of people seemed to like Tala's 'Don't murder the midget', so I wandered what esle people found funny.

Demolition-GIRL-33236 is practically made of awesome. Check out her stuff, yo. (XD I'm so American.)

Whatcha readin' Diane? The dictionary again you loser?

Name: Riley. Or if you wish you may call me Violet. Or anything else that pops into that highly educated little head of yours. I adore nicknames!

Age: 14.

Height: Shorter than tall. Quite a bit shorter than tall actually...

Weight: Not fat. Not anorexic skinny.

Gender: I am female!

Religion: Christian

Likes: Music (any old kind will do, but some favorites are: Jonas Brothers, Family Force 5, Selena Gomez & The Scene, Demi Lovato, TobyMac, and Relient K), Beyblade (fanfiction and fanart included), Narnia, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, green, sugar and anything containing it, Anthony Horowitz and anything he writes, randomness and weird things.

Dislikes: Anything having to do with the Twilight series, the color pink, tomatoes, and a ton of other stuff.

Current Location: On the computer, doing absolutely nothing of importance, making plans to write and do some schoolwork later, and updating this here profile!

Hobbies: Writing and reading. That's about it. Oh yeah, and acting strange.

My Favorite 'Bladers: The Majestics (of course! XD), Maxie, the All Starz, Kevin, Bryan, and other random people. I like mostly everyone. Mariam, Julia, Salima, and Queen are the best girls. I don't really like Mathilda, because her voice gets on my nerves.

My Least Favorite 'Bladers: Ming Ming, Emily, Mariah, Hilary. And I also can't stand Mr. Dickinson.

My Favorite Pairings: Not that many of these...I don't read or write romance that often. Read it more often than write it...never written it actually. XD Ah well, sorry for rambling. Enrique/Queen (that one was meant to be people...just ask AzikaRue394) Max/Mariam (if you think he'd end up with Emily, you've got serious problems) Kenny/Emily, Ray/Salima (Mariah is way way way way way too annoying for her to end up with ANYBODY. XD), Tyson/Hilary (What? You didn't think I would put her with Kai did you? Blech.) Raul/Mathida (That's cute...)

My Least Favorite Pairings: Kai/Hilary (I can see where you get this, but no...just no.), Kai/Ming Ming (Again, just no.), Tala/Ming Ming (No Blitz Boy would ever fall for her...m'kay?) Kai/Mariah (No Blitz Boy with Mariah either. I don't know where you people get this stuff...you must all be as insane as I am.) Oh yeah, and while I'm at it, no Blitzkrieg for Hilary.

Pairings That Are Okay: I looked up at my least favorite pairings...it looks like I do not like the Blitzkrieg Boys with anyone...hence this section. Kai/Julia (This could work, but their children would have funky hair. Just think about it.) Oliver/Salima (I don't know where I got that one...but it's cute.) Oliver/Mathilda (Again, cute, but I've got no idea where I got it from.) Enrique/Emily (Aww...nerdy chick with womanizer!)

I never use a phone booth, and I never see my toes, when I'm goin' to the movies, I take up seven rows because I'm FAT!

Random Stuff About Me:

I still watch kids' shows. And I enjoy it. 'Cause I'm random like that.

Whn ppl type lyk dis it annoys me.

Vanilla Coke and Dr. Pepper are my favorite pops. Yes, I said pop. Not soda. XD

Beyblade is the only anime I like.

I'm shorter than both of my siblings...younger and older. Yay for being a middle child!!

I find humor extremely hilarious...I actually have trouble writing angst. XD

Left handed people of the world unite!

I really don't have a favorite anything but color (green!). I don't even have a favorite Beyblade character...I'm quite fond of all the Majestics.

Nothing happens where I live, and my sister is the only other fan of Beyblade I know that lives near me.

I enjoy pumpkin flavored things. Cookies, pies, bread, milkshakes...etc.

I overuse 'XD'.

My favorite Harry Potter characters include Severus Snape, Remus Lupin, and Neville Longbottom.

My favorite Lord of the Rings characters are Merry and Pippin.

I actually do have other favorite things apparently. Albeit more than one favorite.

I am a fan of reading books more than once.

I often get bored when there are a million and one things to do.

The only other animes I ever watched were Pokémon and Code Lyoko.

Action + Humor = EPIC WIN.

I'm not actually that good of a writer.

What's this I'm eating by the way?

Recent Events:

Oh yes! I'm Demolition-GIRL-33236's official cheerleader! Imagine that...well I always thought it was nice to give praise to those who deserve it.

Look at the character listings for Beyblade! King and Queen have been added, thanks to my lovely sister Tori (A.K.A AzikaRue394) who emailed a few days ago.

Tori and I have set up a collaboration account...you can find the link above. You've seen what we can do seperately, I'll bet you can't wait to see what we can accomplish together...

German Shepard puppies are adorable!! (Y'know, in case you were wondering. XD) They also take up a lot of time...hence why I'm not updating as often as I would like. That and a lack of creativity. XD

I've got ten stories now!! I feel so accomplished. XD

I got sick and didn't get to go to the Winter Wonderslam concert! Not very happy about that...it had TobyMac AND Relient K! sigh I got some writing done though.

Heads I win, tails you lose.

If I Owned Beyblade (which I don't):

The Majestics would appear in a lot more episodes.

Ming-Ming would not exist!

Hilary would only be in the third season.

Zomb would talk more because his voice made me laugh.

They would always have juice to celebrate.

Mariah would wear her manga outfit.

It would be full of puns and lame jokes...even more so than it is now.

Everyone would show up in every season.

The original All Starz would get more airtime...excluding Emily because nobody likes her.

Tyson would NEVER be the world champion EVER.

Instead of Tyson, Max would be the world champ.

I wouldn't put any OCs in it. That just ruins it. Don't even get me started on Mary-Sues.

Alright, I might sneak some OCs in there.

Someone else would save the world from evil for once.

Ray would end up with Salima--not Mariah.

There would actually be a rule book for the sport of Beyblading. I seriously think that thing's either empty or nonexistant.

Tyson's first season shorts would be censored whenever he sat down.

We could catch a glimpse of Brad and AJ.

Mr. Dickinson would be the bad guy...or people would laugh at everything he said.

Someone would finally decide for sure whether one is supposed to beyblade with their head or their heart or both.

The BBA would find a more stable and able chairman than Stanley Dickinson.

You lying sack of crap!

My Stories:

History- This is the first story I've written that I actully feel is worth putting up. You can read it you know. It's right down there. points I've finished it, and at the moment I'm attempting a sequel...I really hope it won't take forever to get it up! I also hope it will be better than this one.

Troublesome- My adorable one-shot for Demolition-GIRL-33236's birthday! Read it and review and I shall write even more one-shots. I do so enjoy writing them.

What Are The Chances?- Birthday present for AzikaRue394 (AKA my sister Tori)!! It was supposed to be mainly about King, but I managed to put a TON of characters in...I think it's worth a read.

A Trip to...That Place- I wrote this because I wanted to write something about Kevin. The '...' didn't show up in the actual official title, because Fanfiction is stupid like that. I like it, but unfortunately it seems a little bland now...

Renegade Rat- Appreciation fic for MJFastlane, who was an awesome reviewer for 'History'. This is my most popular one-shot...I'm not quite sure why.

An Unlikely Source- A story I wrote for Demolition-GIRL-33236 to thank her for reviewing!! I feel bad it's so short though...I tried to make up for it by putting a preview of 'Gathering Majesty' in it.

A Series of Unfortunate Events- Okay, so I stole the title off of a crappy book series! Don't sue me please! I always liked the title but thought the books looked stupid. XD Anyway, this is another appreciation fic, this time for Lady Akhisane.

Get Your Game Face On- A series of drabble type things about Beybladers playing games. They're proving to be very entertaining to write.

First Kiss- My MaxMariam contest entry...the contest is being held by my sister (AzikaRue394). Not exactly romance...and there isn't much MaxMariam, but I do rather like this one.

1. Introduction- Once again, Fanfiction has deleted the period from the title. Ah well. Number one in the hundred themes challenge. Hopefully more are to come.

(Just a little head's up, everything I write will most likely be about the Majestics. This is because I believe there are precious few Majestics stories out there and they need more love. And if they are not about the Majestics, then they are likely to be about some other characters that are under-appreciated.)

I don't believe that man has ever been to medical school.

The One Hundred Themes:

1. Introduction

2. Love

3. Light

4. Dark

5. Seeking Solace

6. Break Away

7. Heaven

8. Innocence

9. Drive

10. Breathe Again

11. Memory

12. Insanity

13. Misfortune

14. Smile

15. Silence

16. Questioning

17. Blood

18. Rainbow

19. Gray

20. Fortitude

21. Vacation

22. Mother Nature

23. Cat

24. No Time

25. Trouble Lurking

26. Tears

27. Foreign

28. Sorrow

29. Happiness

30. Under the Rain

31. Flowers

32. Night

33. Expectations

34. Stars

35. Hold My Hand

36. Precious Treasure

37. Eyes

38. Abandoned

39. Dreams

40. Rated

41. Teamwork

42. Standing Still

43. Dying

44. Two Roads

45. Illusion

46. Family

47. Creation

48. Childhood

49. Stripes

50. Breaking the Rules

51. Sport

52. Deep in Thought

53. Keeping a Secret

54. Tower

55. Waiting

56. Danger Ahead

57. Sacrifice

58. Kick in the Head

59. No Way Out

60. Rejection

61. Fairy Tale

62. Magic

63. Do Not Disturb

64. Multitasking

65. Horror

66. Traps

67. Playing the Melody

68. Hero

69. Annoyance

70. 67

71. Obsession

72. Mischief Managed

73. I Can't

74. Are You Challenging Me?

75. Mirror

76. Broken Pieces

77. Test

78. Drink

79. Starvation

80. Words

81. Pen and Paper

82. Can You Hear Me?

83. Heal

84. Out Cold

85. Spiral

86. Seeing Red

87. Food

88. Pain

89. Through the Fire

90. Triangle

91. Drowning

92. All That I Have

93. Give Up

94. Last Hope

95. Advertisement

96. In the Storm

97. Safety First

98. Puzzle

99. Solitude

100. Relaxation

It comes in pints?

Wow. Am I ever boring! I commend you if you've read the whole thing down to this very sentence. Also, my story list is not so impressive yet. Ah well. Not much I can do about that now.

My sister is AzikaRue394, she wants to be an author. I do not. Writing is simply a sort of hobby of mine...I don't really want to make a career out of it, but I might, you never know. I would much rather be a historian or a voice actor or both.

1+2+3+1 not 1+2+1+1.

Best Quotes Ever (Funny edition):

"When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout."

"Yup, two corpses, everything's fine." ~Colonel Mustard

"Having a heartbeat is very important if you want to stay healthy." ~Ruby (From Max and Ruby XD)

"We cowards always have an escape plan." ~Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo)

"This is tied for the most horrifying day of my life!" (Shaggy) "Tied with what?" (Velma) "Every other freaking day of my life!" (Shaggy)

"It's rude to eat people at a tea party." ~Emily's doll (on Little Bear...another kid's show. XD)

"I've never seen anyone invisible before..." ~Not sure who said it...but it was probably on another kid's show...I need a life. XD

"He's probably in Washington D.C. rewriting the Constitution..." (Tamara) "Nope, did that yesterday. 'The right to bear arms' now reads 'Short sleeves for everybody!'" (Jordan) (From Sister Sister)

"I'm gonna kill you so bad you'll be dead!" ~My little cousin Zach.

"Some day, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject." Unknown (I stole this from Cassandra Nitewing's profile...hope she doesn't mind. XD)

"Wasn't that fun? And evil?" ~Pablo (as Professor Bug...from the Backyardigans...which is the best kid's show ALIVE.)

"Have some juice to celebrate." ~Garland (I personally found it hilarious when he said that. XD)

"I'm not going crazy--not yet." ~Ray Kon

"You just entered my room through the wall! I want an explanation!"~Mel Corbalis (from Nancy Drew: Warnings at Waverly Academy computer game)

"He's a madman, a murdering madman. Keep him away from me." ~Lady Haubury (I think...From a Poirot movie)

Nonsense, you need me. You just don't know it.

Best Quotes Ever (Deep edition):

"Evil?" Mr. Teagle smiled for the first time. "What is good and what is evil?" he asked. "Sometimes it's not as easy as you think to tell them apart." ~Mr. Teagle (obviously) from the book 'Return to Groosham Grange: The Unholy Grail' by Anthony Horowitz.

The man sighed. "What are names?" he asked. "They're labels. Things people use to make us into what they want us to be." ~Dr. Aftexcluder from the book 'The Switch' also by Anthony Horowitz.

"It was impossible, so it took a little longer to accomplish." ~Wally Byam...no idea who this is, mother has it on a post-it note on the wall and I like it. XD

Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?

Quite obviously, I prefer the humurous things in life.

Elevators are for old people!

The credit for the quote-type deals that appear with every horizontal ruler goes to:

1. A JKLproductions video from YouTube...I don't remember what it was called.

2. Weird Al (from the song 'Fat' which is a parody of Michael Jackson's 'Bad')

3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Cormac McLaggen said it)

4. Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.

5. My cousin Michelle.

6. Toy Story (Buzz said it while they were in Sid's room)

7. Lord of the Rings The Fellowship of the Ring (Pippin said it...he's awesome)

8. Clue (the movie, 'tis really really funny...you should watch it if you get a chance)

9. Demolition-GIRL-33236's story 'Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup' (Enrique said it...I found it quite funny)

10. Potter Puppet Pals ('Snape's Diary')

11. That old guy from the Aristocats whose name escapes me...