I'm Mister Buch, a 23 year old student and sometime fanfic writer from Bolton in the UK.

I'm a Red Dwarf and Star Wars nut, so eventually I ought to do a 'serious' fic or two about them. I have one semi-serious SW story... but the rest are parodies.

Also, I'm now commited to finishing my magnificent octopus - a big, fat parody fic - Mock Effect.

I'm spoofing the main quest of Mass Effect in close detail. As I write this I'm on the sixth chapter and I still haven't got my Shepards out of the Citadel. So it's going to be bloody long when it's done. But it ought to be funny too. My goal is to write one chapter a week until the story is done.

So considering how much gets covered in a chapter, I'm guessing it will take twenty-two years. Thanks to all those who have posted reviews for it. Please tell me what you like and don't so that I can improve.

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1. Mock Effect » reviews

A long, ongoing parody of Mass Effect. These are the adventures of heroic marine Jane Shepard, and her crazy, dangerous, child-like... oh, I mean, 'renegade' brother John Shepard! -- Update - it's back. Now updating regularly.

Mass Effect - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,201 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 5-15-08 - Published: 3-24-08

2. A Corellian Werewolf in Mos Eisley »

A fun and strange short story about the wolf-man you see in the old SW 'cantina scene'. Jim Bastra is a private detective hunting down the mysterious 'Devaronian' who changed him into a werewolf.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,421 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 4-30-08 - Published: 4-28-08

3. Jedi Nights reviews

A short KOTOR song parody. Carth and lightside female Revan sing a funny Summer Nights from Grease.Warning: Contains puns.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-8-08 - Published: 1-8-08

4. Dora Shepard the Uncharted World Explorer reviews

You probably guessed it's a Mass Effect Dora the Explorer crossover! I know you've all been sitting there waiting for someone to write one.Just a silly, short parody based on a moment when my brother was looking at the map for an uncharted world. :

Complete - Mass Effect - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,584 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 1-4-08

5. Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Angst » reviews

A parody script for Star Wars 3. Read about Obi Wan's invincible legs, Anakin's overnight fall to the dark side and Jimmy Smits' continued attempts to establish himself as a main character! Update: now broken into chapters.

Complete - Star Wars - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-4-08 - Published: 7-3-07