Name: P.C (Inside Joke ;)...)

Age- wouldn't you like to know... (HINT: it's between 1 and 100)

Fav. Books- Twilight series, Eragon, Lee Nez series, Douglas Preston & Lincoln Child Books (Pendergast series), Tess Gerritsen Books, Guilty Pleasures, The Forever Kiss, Backstage Passes, Compainions of the Night, One of Those Hideous Books Where The Mother Dies, Read My Lips, Vampire High, Dean Koontz's Frankenstein, Our Little Secret, What I did for Love, The Vampire and The Virgin, Born to be Wild, ect...

Fav. Movies- X-men, The Rundown, Maid in Manhatten, Coyote Ugly, AVP, Click, Hot Chicks, Holes, Lion King, Remember the Titans, Kiss of the Dragon, any Adam Sandler Movies, Transformers 1 and 2, Pirates of the Carribean, Lord of the Rings, Prom Night, The House Bunny, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, Twilight, Jurassic Park 1,2, and 3, Time to Kill, TMNT, Sister Act 1 & 2, 2012 ect...

Fav. Shows- Charmed, Law and Order: SVU, House, Doctor Who, Family Guy, Avatar: The Last Air Bender, Full House, Extreme Home Makeover, Nanny 911, Trading Spouses, MonsterQuest, Room Raiders, Next, Parental Control, Maury, America's Next Top Model, 16 and Pregnant, I didn't know I was Pregnant, My Life as Liz, The Buried Life, ect...

Fav. Anime- Yu Yu Hakusho, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Spirted Away, Princess Mononoke, Naruto, Wolf's Rain, ect...

Fav. Manga- Negima, Hellsing, Fruits Basket, Naruto, Rurouni Kenshin, Bleach, Immortal Rain, Beauty Pop, Yu Yu Hakusho, Bloody Kiss, ect...

Hobbies- Softball, poetry, writing, drawing, reading, laughing

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

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How to Aggravate the Wal-Mart People!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in house wares to go off at five minutes intervals

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms

3. Walk up to an employee and tell them in a official tone, "Code 3 in house wares" ... and see what happens

4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away

5. Move 'Caution- Wet Floor' sign to a carpeted area

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in

if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

8. Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirror, and pick your nose

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressents are

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, humming loudly to the 'Mission Impossible' theme

11. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna' look

12. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "Pick me! Pick me!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position,

and scream, "NO! NO! It's the voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door, and wait awhile, then yell very loudly,

"There's no toilet paper in here!"

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, screaming,

"Go, Pikachu, go!"

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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

-On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

-On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

-On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

-On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

-On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."

-On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

-On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

-On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

-On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

-On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

-On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

-On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."

-On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

-On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

-On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."

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Copy and paste this onto your profile if you believe in legalizing gay marriage!

Thoughts on Gay Marriage!

1) Gay marriage is not natural, and as Americans, we always reject unatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and lyposuction.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

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Phenomenal Power

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonemneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile