Just to set things straight, I'm not a regular poster. Infact, I doubt I'll ever post again. I kinda suck compared to a lot of people out there. I signed up so that I could leave lovely signed reviews on the stories of those oh-so-talented and deserving authors. If you are one of those oh-so-talented and deserving authors, welcome! Hope I didn't bore you to death with my obsessively long reviews.

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Location: Wales, UK

Age: 17

LJ: http://killerhamster1.livejournal.com/

The Month of OHSHI- it's DECEMBER:

Fanfic of the Month: Deae Ex Machina by VIII of XIII. Discovered it through the recommendation of a random FF.net user and ended up reading it in one go. Which took up most of a day. Its an AkuRoku mainly but its a mixture of pairings really. The authoress has a wicked sense of humour and I can't get over the line “And my SUV is in your building’s fountain” uttered by Xemnas after discovering the annoyance that are SatNavs. It made me cry with laughter.

Quote of the Month: And then Demyx walks in. “God. Fucking. Damn it,” he bites out.
From my addiction (which is about to end D8) What Should Never Hurt You (Chapter 26) by Vermillion Lies. I fart hearts for that fic every time a new chapter is up. Its too awesome for words and the dynamic between Marluxia and Zexion makes amazing, mind-boggling, wall-punching reading.

Crush / Obsession of the Month: I've discovered a new obsession for epic fics i.e. ones that are over 80,000 words or so. I tend to read them all in one sitting e.g. I read nearly all of Change My Stripes by Sephiroth's Stalker from 11PM to 4AM. It was so very much worth it.

Rant of the Month: Exams. Having to revise over Christmas. The fact that everything relies on these exams...until the summer ones but we ignore that tiny part for now...

Oh, and will someone please write a decent summary/find a new title for the only thing I own. I'm ashamed of it and want to burn it.