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| AnaElise |
Author has written 13 stories for Power Rangers, Inuyasha, Twilight, and Burn Notice. My favorite color is green. On weekends I fight crime in spandex. I save kittens from high trees. I'm Italian but I don't like pizza or spaghetti. I wrote a symphony when I was nine. I have six toes. I started a homeless shelter for my fourth grade community service project. I created a time machine but my dog ate the blueprints. I discovered a planet. I have been to every single country. I beat Bill Gates at chess. I have six world records. My house has a bat cave. I have X-ray vision. I dated Prince Harry. The CIA calls me for covert operations I found Atlantis. I own a sneaker company. I discovered French Toast. I was recruited by the WNBA but turned them down for the Peace Corps. I created a color. K-Fed asked for my number. I can fly. My social security number is 1. I'm immune to mad cow disease. Little children love me. I can climb walls. I'm a pirate. Water gives me hives. I memorized all the numbers in pi. Fabio emails me for romance advice. I discovered quantum physics. Be jealous. All Encompassing Disclaimer: All of the works seen here are works of my own creation, however no profit was made from the publishing of these stories. All characters, television shows, movies etc. seen here are the sole property of their respective creators and I make no claim to them. Reasons Why People Are Not Reading Your Stories... First, don't tell me your summery sucks. The purpose of a summery is to summarize your story. I do not want to waste my time guessing what your story is about with you telling me, the reader, to "trust you," the anonymous person that you know next to nothing about, that your story is good. The chances that I'm going to read your story just because of your user name is very very slim. If you have a terrible summery that could very well mean that you're a terrible writer, so telling me your summery sucks is an awful strategy. Along the same lines, please don't capitalize every word in your summery, if it looks stupid, it probably is. Next, I am a terrible speller, so for all you other bad spellers out there I feel your pain. But we live in such an amazing age with spell check and dictionary.com that really there isn't any excuse for us not to have the vast majority of words spelled correctly. It really couldn't be easier, just press that little abc check button and let the computer do the work for you. I mean really people, if I'm finding mistakes in your spelling that's really bad. I know reviews are like crack to writers, believe me, I understand. But sometimes, people just don't have the time to think critically about your story and review it. So when writers assign quotas to their stories before they'll post another chapter, I'm more disinclined to review, or even read your story. I'd much rather have someone actually critique my story rather than just write "great" or "write more" to increase the number of reviews. Those aren't reviews, that's blackmail. Lastly, titles people. All major words should be capitalized. It looks better. It's common sense and one of the instances where peer pressure is acceptable. If other people are doing it, you should too. | |||||||
1. Where We'll Be » reviewsFiona is gone. Locked up in a prison not on any tourist map, for a crime she did not commit. But when a mystery man visits Fiona in prison, everything changes. How far will Fiona go to try and find happiness with the only man she has ever truly loved?Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 7-2-12 - Published: 2-25-12 - Michael W. & Fiona G.2. Home reviewsMichael Westen has made a home out of his rusty loft in his Miami hometown. He has created a life with friends, family, and a relatively steady job. Fiona is not about let Anson ruin that. A look at Fiona's thoughts right before she turns herself in.Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-22-11 - Michael W. & Fiona G. - Complete3. Between the Labels » reviewsFiona is not my girlfriend...Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 9-5-11 - Published: 7-19-11 - Michael W. & Fiona G. - Complete4. An Asset reviewsAn asset is someone that contributes to the success of a mission. And then, when that mission is completed, the asset is left behind. Based after dinner in 5x08Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-24-11 - Michael W. & Fiona G. - Complete5. The BackUp Plan reviews...And even though we are absurdly careful, and take all the necessary precautions, there is still that chance—that one in a million chance—that Fiona could wind up pregnant and we would have a child together.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 9-24-10 - Michael W. & Fiona G. - Complete6. Let Her Cry reviewsFiona sees very little need for tears. Tears only make it more difficult to see out of the scope of whatever assault rifle you're using. And yet here she stands, right inside her door, with tears slowly forming in the corners of her eyes.Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-27-10 - Fiona G. - Complete7. One Time » reviewsEsme told me I was lucky to have such a gift growing inside me. She said vampires were unable to have children. But when that child's father is also your rapist, it is not a gift, it's a monster. A monster you would prefer dead.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-17-09 - Published: 9-2-09 - Rosalie8. Move Over Miroku, There's a New Pervert In Town reviewsMiroku's not the only pervert in Japan, and this new one's got his eyes and hands on Sango. Add part Sango, part Miroku, and a whole lot of CRACK, stir vigorously and breath deeply. Best served hot.Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-27-09 - Miroku & Sango9. Not Quite the Fairytale I was Hoping For reviewsShe wanted the Cinderella story, she wanted the Snow White dream and she wanted the Rapunzel fairytale. But since when was she the typical damsel in distress? And he definitely wasn't one for white horses or a band of buggles, but in the end, it fit them.Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-18-08 - Syd D. & Sky T. - Complete10. Laundry Room Intrigue reviewsFirst encounters with the laundry room can be pretty intimidating but as long as there's a big strong red ranger to save you, you have nothing to worry about. SkySydPower Rangers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-08 - Syd D. & Sky T. - Complete11. His Hands reviewsSky can do some pretty impressive, not to mention surprising things with his hands SkySydPower Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-29-08 - Sky T. & Syd D. - Complete12. Happy Endings are only Fairytales » reviewsAll of our actions have consequences and Syd's actions cause her to become pregnant. But is everything as it seems? And where does this put Sky? I guess that happy endings are only in fairytales.Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,924 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-1-07 - Published: 7-7-07 - Sky T. & Syd D. - Complete
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