Niente Zero
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since: 07-02-07, id: 1315264, Profile Updated: 09-24-11
Author has written 39 stories for Due South, Hogan's Heroes, Justified, Man From UNCLE, Burn Notice, Castle, Avengers, Leverage, and MacGyver.

Hi! I'm a 30ish dame living in the Northeast of the US. I work in... no, you don't want to know. My job is very boring to other people, and I have a tendency to want to explain in depth the joys of industry standards. I love it, but I'm not going to start in on that!

Originally I'm from warmer climes, down under, but I've been living here long enough that I can almost feel confident that the characters I write are not speaking in broad 'Strine accents. I grew up under the impression that I was going to be a writer; my mother is a writer, and I wrote, so it was a foregone conclusion. Then I stopped writing.

You see, my darling mother is a very serious writer. Her tastes in literature run to reading Joyce and then complaining that it wasn't obscure/deep enough. I got stuck in a trap of thinking that there was no point writing if every word dripping off my pen was not a sublime expression of the truth about the human condition.

My tastes are plebeian. I am truly in love with the action/adventure genre - and its related thrillers and mysteries. I think that genre writing, rather than being ghettoized as it has been, has a lot of potential to allow the exploration of abstract concepts such as love, trust, honor, betrayal, friendship, loss and so on, through the entirely concrete scenarios that it presents.

I feel that action in the sense of the modern action film can be used as a productive catalyst for exposing deeper human truths through the behavior of the characters in extreme circumstances. (Of course, I might be one of the only people who thought that Mr. and Mrs. Smith was an effective exploration of the problem of staying true to oneself while in a monogamous long term relationship, not just an excuse to watch Jolie beat up Pitt. It was just like the early years of my now very happy marriage, only we were not actually assassins.)

I really enjoy the opportunity to work on some of my writing skills without necessarily working on my world-building skills. I've been able to identify some major weaknesses- particularly realistic dialogue, and plot pacing- and attack them with more freedom than I find when writing work in original settings. Plus, it's just so much fun! Right now I'm hooked on Due South, because between Paul Gross's superb acting and the creator's obsession with Hitchcock, it's got a lot of compelling material to work from. While things may get violent/dark, I'll try to keep it mostly in the spirit of the show, in that while people get hurt, you can generally trust the creators to keep all the important people in one piece.

Update as of 2011: Well, my fandoms are a bit all over the place right now, but the core theme still seems to apply. I love a good partnership. Buddies, bros, however you want to see it.


1. Black Diamond » reviews
How many Boy Scouts does it take to solve an attempted murder? In Canada's far north, MacGyver and Fraser find danger from more than just the harsh environment.
Crossover - Due South & MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,488 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-11-13 - Published: 3-31-13
2. Distinction reviews
Eliot just knows things
Leverage - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-17-13 - Eliot S. & Alec H. - Complete
3. Sinners into Saints reviews
Eliot shivers and thinks about redemption. Episode interlude during The Experimental Job
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 558 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-13 - Eliot S. - Complete
4. The Future Soon reviews
Alec Hardison's mutant powers will come in any day now. Until then, high school is high school. (Content warning: short reference to hate speech.)
Leverage - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-12 - Alec H. - Complete
5. House Arrest reviews
After the Tap-Out Job, Eliot engages in kitchen meditations. (Episode tag.)
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-23-12 - Eliot S. - Complete
6. Down Time reviews
THRUSH is playing games with Illya. Illya has his own games to pass the time.
Man From UNCLE - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-12 - Illya K. - Complete
7. Changes in Latitude reviews
Some climates are better for stiletto sandals. Drabble.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-12 - Fiona G. - Complete
8. Watching Steed reviews
Emma watches Steed handle some bad guys with his usual aplomb.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-5-12 - Complete
9. For Bourbon and Cigarettes reviews
Actually I just felt like writing a fight scene. Set pre-series or early season one. All Sam, some Florida weather.
Burn Notice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-27-12 - Sam A. - Complete
10. What Were You Thinking? reviews
Episode tag for Cuffed. Contains spoilers. Ryan and Esposito have some words with Beckett about her behavior.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-18-11 - Kate B. - Complete
11. OneTwo Punch reviews
Spoilers for Knockout, Season 3, ep 24. Ryan and Esposito have some things to talk about, but they're talking with their fists.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-11 - Javier E. & Kevin R. - Complete
12. Friend in Need reviews
A buddy of Sam's needs the team's help - to bail his partner out of an explosive situation. Michael is happy to help, but he'd rather the client didn't play with Fiona's chemistry set. That the client is in law enforcement is just one more complication.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,626 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-7-10 - Sam A. & Michael W. - Complete
13. The Start of a Beautiful Interrogation reviews
Oops! Why is the mysterious new Russian agent breaking into Solo's office? What's Solo going to do about that? And what on earth is Napoleon doing at work when he's supposed to be on a hot date with a girl from the secretarial pool?
Man From UNCLE - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,475 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-10 - Complete
14. Buckshot reviews
Set after Bulletville. Raylan is in no-one's good books, Tim gets hurt and takes his shirt off, and Art busts in to show the boys how to do their job right. Warnings: Plenty o' cussin', spoilers in passing for Bulletville.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-1-10 - Tim G. & Raylan G. - Complete
15. Bringing Raylan Home reviews
Raylan gets himself grabbed by the boys from Miami. Tim calls in a favor and rides in to save the day.
Justified - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 6-21-10 - Raylan G. & Tim G. - Complete
16. Reify reviews
In the dark, getting real. An ambush leaves Ray injured and helpless. Fraser finds that you need more than rope if you look into the abyss.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,774 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-31-09 - Ray K. & Benton F. - Complete
17. Wicked Game » reviews
Fraser is drawn into a maze of undercover intrigue in the service of his country. Who is the enemy and who can be trusted? What is it with brunettes, anyway? And how will Fraser survive this wicked game? Rated T for strong language and violence.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,087 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 6-16-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Benton F. - Complete
18. Bind Off In Pattern reviews
Scenes from Fraser's life, knit up into something that might not ease the chill.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-19-09 - Benton F. & Fraser Sr. - Complete
19. Unreasonable Demands » reviews
Three occasions on which much is asked of Ray Kowalski.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-5-09 - Published: 3-22-09 - Ray K. - Complete
20. Without My Hat » reviews
Fraser is accused of a crime that he didn't commit. Ray Vecchio is determined to prove his innocence. Their investigation will lead them into international intrigue and danger. Will a suddenly hatless Fraser prevail? Will Ray save the day?
Due South - Rated: T - English - Crime/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,610 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 10-26-08 - Benton F. & Ray V. - Complete
21. The Odd Affair of the Self Operating Typewriter reviews
A short Halloween entertainment.
Due South - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-31-08 - Benton F. - Complete
22. Kissed Your Lips and I Tasted Blood » reviews
In deep Chicago winter, Fraser faces his darkest hour. Ray helps him find light in the darkness. But Ray must fight his anger, and Fraser has to choose between love and fear. Fraser/RayK pairing. Warning: Violence, mature emotional themes.
Due South - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-25-08 - Complete
23. Liberation » reviews
Sequel to Protection. Fraser chooses getting the girl over going after the bad guy for once in his life. How about that! But there are consequences, and finding a balance between love and duty could be tricky, not to mention perilous! Meg/Ben
Due South - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,549 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 6-25-08 - Published: 5-16-08 - Complete
24. Trust Exercise III reviews
In which Fraser is under the weather, and Ray K cures something, but probably not the common cold. Fluffy, so much sap you could make a gallon o' Grade A maple syrup.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-12-08
25. Trust Exercise II reviews
It's Fraser's turn to put his trust in Ray Kowalski to get out of a tricky situation. Pure, unadulterated fluff. Please enjoy this break from my regularly scheduled angst.
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-3-08 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete
26. Protection » reviews
Set closely after ATQH. Fraser will do anything to protect Inspector Thatcher from a threat to her life. Ray's got his hands full trying to protect the pair of them. And no one has time to guard against heartache. Meg/Ben.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,941 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-4-08 - Published: 4-20-08 - Complete
27. With Friends Like These » reviews
Macon Lacroix met only one man who understood his choices: Benton Fraser, the man who sent him to prison. Now Lacroix is out, and determined to protect Fraser from a revenge plot, no matter the cost or who gets hurt. Warning: Violent themes.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-1-08 - Complete
28. In Your Corner » reviews
Lt. Welsh and Constable Fraser find themselves in a tight spot. Even if they get out, there are unexpected consequences awaiting. Fraser's new superior distrusts his actions. What will her lack of trust cost before things are set right?
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 3-11-08 - Complete
29. Broken Compass » reviews
Internal monologues in response to "Good for the Soul." Ray K learns that sometimes getting what you think you want is the worst possible thing that could happen. Fraser tries to live with giving up on an ideal. Bob Fraser watches over his son. Angsty!
Due South - Rated: T - English - Angst/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 3-16-08 - Published: 1-16-08 - Complete
30. The Devil Made Me Do It reviews
Gosh! What plucky girl wouldn't want to sneak off from a dull life as a blitz evacuee to visit Hogan and the lads? It's a ripping adventure for a pair of teenage sisters. Short, silly.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-08 - Complete
31. Angels Off Broadway » reviews
It's nearly Christmas, snow's coming down, and Ray and Fraser are called in to investigate incidents plaguing the production of a musical. Who is behind the sabotage? What could be better than Cats? What other surprises await our boys?
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,959 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-22-07 - Complete
32. Dissuasion » reviews
Something struck Benton Fraser as odd about the case he and Ray were working on. His suspicions alarmed someone with a lot to hide. How far will the killer go to prevent them from investigating further? Fraser will need all his survival skills. Violence.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Crime/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,987 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 12-4-07 - Published: 10-27-07 - Complete
33. Two Men Walk Into a Bar reviews
Sequel to Opposite Day. Ray Vecchio promised to take his new partner out for a properly relaxing evening in Chicago. Is it even possible for the boys to stay out of trouble for one night? Oh, of course not! But are thugs or karaoke a bigger threat?
Due South - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,508 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-14-07 - Complete
34. Trust Exercise reviews
Ray K. focussed. Who's going to catch you when you fall? Who can you trust, and who trusts you?
Due South - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-5-07 - Complete
35. Letters from Nowhere » reviews
While investigating a burglary, Ray and Fraser run across a girl whose foster mother has gone missing. Bad company turns up on the search for the missing woman and the case soon involves tricky international relations down the barrel of a gun.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,125 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 9-26-07 - Published: 9-2-07 - Complete
36. Opposite Day reviews
One shot. Fraser cuts loose, but fortunately Ray is there to pick up the pieces.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete
37. Territory » reviews
Ray and Fraser are sent back to Fraser's old home town to investigate a major crime. Meeting up with old friends and facing off against an old enemy, can they find their rhythm in time to solve the mystery before deadly peril strikes? Now complete.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,443 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 8-19-07 - Published: 7-21-07 - Complete
38. Otterly Ridiculous reviews
In which the boy is father to the man, and a young Ben runs away when he shouldn't, and doesn't when he probably should. Unlike my previous story, this contains a minimal angst quotient. I promise more angst next time. Oops. Changed rating. Not really M!
Due South - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-11-07 - Complete
39. Atlas reviews
Benton broods over the death of a colleague. Absolute spoilers for Juliet is Bleeding. T for adult themes.
Due South - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-8-07 - Complete